I am not a serious young man

Therefore, Yuanshi Tianzun erased the name he just signed, and immediately said: "In that case, let's sign it."

"Good." Taishang Laojun nodded, and immediately signed his name.

After Yuanshi Tianzun and Master Tongtian also signed their names, a light flashed on the list of gods, and the names of the three saints remained on it.

Since then, the signing of the blank list of Conferred Gods has been completed, and it is only waiting for the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods to open.

At the same time, there is a Fenglaiyi in Xiqi in the mortal world, which is called "Fengming Qishan". At this time, Ji Fa, the son of Xibohou Jichang, was finally born!

……

In the next few years, the Twelve Immortals of Yuxu's lineage began to frantically recruit apprentices.

In fact, there were apprentices before, such as fear of keeping grandchildren and adopting grandchildren from the earth, but it was still a minority. The hot season of recruiting apprentices really started after the signing of the list of gods.

From this year, Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun accepted Jin Zha, the eldest son of Li Jing, the general soldier of Chentangguan, as his apprentice; shortly thereafter, Li Jinggang gave birth to his second son Mu Zha, who was accepted as an apprentice by Puxian Zhenren; The newly born Han Dulong and Xue Ehu are disciples;

And when Huang Tianhua, the youngest son of Zhenguo Wucheng King Huang Feihu, just turned three years old, Qingxu Daodezhen abducted him from the back garden of Huang Feihu's home to guard his apprentice...

The wheel of history rolls forward, and in the blink of an eye, Di Xin has been in power for seven years.

In the past seven years, Di Xin insisted on his own opinion, so he married a Jiang family and gave birth to two princes, Yin Jiao and Yin Hong.

In the harem, apart from the Jiang family, there are no other concubines.

All the civil and military officials were going crazy because of this, hoping that Emperor Xin would accept more concubines, and at least give birth to more princes...

In February, when the spring breeze was like scissors, Chaoge received an urgent report that the princes of the 72nd Route of Beihai, headed by Yuan Futong... had reversed!

When the news came, Di Xin was furious.

"Since Gu came to the throne, he has worked hard and devoted himself to state affairs. The living standards of the human race have improved significantly. Why does Yuan Futong rebel?"

Huang Feihu immediately came out, "Don't worry, my lord, Yuan Futong and other princes are no more than the ears of small thieves. I am willing to lead an army to conquer Beihai and wipe out the rebellion!"

Immediately, Di Xin was ready to play, and ordered King Wu Cheng to lead an army of 20 to march north.

In the blink of an eye, more than a month passed, but it was mid-March.

It was early in the court again, after Di Xin had confronted all the officials, he was about to say "retire from the court", among all the civil and military officials, Shang Rong, the prime minister in the front row, took a step forward.

"Your Majesty, the old minister has something to announce."

When Di Xin heard the words, he said calmly, "Speak, what's the matter?"

Shang Rong said in a deep voice: "Your Majesty, tomorrow is the fifteenth day of the third lunar month, which is the birthday of Empress Nuwa, and please move to the Nuwa Palace to offer incense."

"What merits does Nv Wa have that deserves to go alone to offer incense?"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, Empress Nuwa was born with holiness. In the past, Gonggong's head touched Buzhou Mountain, and Buzhou Mountain collapsed. The sky fell to the northwest and the ground fell to the southeast. Empress Nuwa refined stones to mend the sky. This is a great merit."

When Di Xin heard this, he nodded and said, "In that case, you should go to Nuwa Palace to offer incense."

In Emperor Xin's sea of ​​consciousness, the imprint left by Zheng Jian in the past was moved in response.

Zheng Jian, who was in Penglai, suddenly opened his eyes, and said lightly: "It's finally here! Hehe, I want to see if Di Xin, who is not close to women, will write poems that offend Nuwa .”

Women are narrow-minded!

Although Nuwa is a saint, she is also a woman, it is best not to offend this...

After all, if you say a bad word, you will directly ruin Cheng Tang Jiangshan's ruthless character, it's really not easy to mess with!

……

Chapter 597 Otherwise, You Think I'm Dead

At that moment, Zheng Jian called Yang Jian, "Yang Jian, I have to go out for a while because of something for my teacher, and you should guard Penglai so that you can practice well."

"Yes, Master." Yang Jian blinked all three eyes, "Master, I have a question for you."

Zheng Jianzi stopped, "What's the problem?"

Yang Jian hesitated to speak, but after pondering for a while, he still asked his doubts, "Master, senior brother is married, I really want to know, what is the difference between a woman before marriage and after marriage?"

Hearing this, Zheng Jian turned around and looked at Yang Jian meaningfully, "Jian, you've grown up! I'm starting to be curious about the opposite sex..."

Yang Jian suddenly blushed, "No, I... I'm just curious! Yes, I asked for Xiao Tiangou."

Zheng Jian: "???"

Fuck, Xiaotiangou still asks this?

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and decided to answer the question of "Shoutiangou" tactfully, "Let me tell you this, a woman before marriage, when you share a room with her alone, she will be very shy; After she gets married, when a man and a widow live together in the same room, you will be very shy!"

Yang Jian was dumbfounded when he heard this.

This sounds a bit esoteric.

……

The next day, Chaoge.

Ever since Di Xin's marriage caused a storm all over the city, the people of Chaoge have been very curious about this unique king.

It is also because of this that when Di Xin went out, the people of Chaoge flocked here!

The streets are full of people!

"Your Majesty is going to the Nuwa Palace to offer incense..."

"It's good to offer incense, Empress Nuwa is very spiritual. If the king offers incense, Empress Nuwa will bless our great business with good weather and good harvest!"

Standing on the chariot, Di Xin looked at the countless people on both sides, and very few of them were dressed in rags. He couldn't help feeling a sense of pride in his heart.

It is enough to prove his achievements in the past seven years that he can make the people of Chaoge Wangdu have nothing to eat.

Soon, Di Xin took all the civil and military officials to the Nuwa Palace in the south of the city.

Walking into the resplendent Nuwa Palace, you can see the continuous pavilions and solemn palaces. In the main hall, a statue of Nuwa is shrouded behind the curtain.

Emperor Xin offered incense, worshiped, and then ordered all the officials to offer incense, while he looked around in the hall.

On the walls on both sides, there are many murals of Nuwa saints, some who kneaded the earth to make people, some refined stones to mend the sky to save the human race...the list goes on and on.

Di Xin couldn't help respecting Dasheng in his heart, "It turns out that Empress Nuwa has so many merits and virtues for our human race. I used to be ignorant...Uncle Wang, pass on the order that starting from this year, Empress Nuwa will offer incense every year on her birthday. Come to worship."

Hearing this, Bigan nodded and said, "Your Majesty is wise."

Zheng Jian, who was hidden in the void, looked at this scene and nodded secretly, that's right...

At this moment, a gust of wind suddenly blew up in the hall!

This strange wind is very strange, it doesn't blow to either side, and it doesn't blow it blindly.

If you use too much force, the curtain will be rolled up indiscriminately, not to mention the beauty of the statue of Nuwa, it is simply the scene of a large-scale social death.

Therefore, this wind is very subtle, and it just lifted the curtain, revealing the true face of the statue of Nuwa behind it, with a pretty appearance and a national beauty.

Among all the civil and military officials, many officials hurriedly covered their eyes, but... the gap between their fingers was bigger than their eyes!

A bunch of LSPs!

What's so good about a statue?

Di Xin was also attracted by the gust of wind to see the statue of Nuwa, but he only glanced at it, then looked away...

Well, when he looked away, some officials were still peeking...

In mid-air, a Taoist saw this and couldn't help frowning, "This king of Shang... is a little strange? There are some emperors who see the statue of Nuwa and remain indifferent..."

He thought about it and pointed it out.

Immediately, Di Xin in the hall was stunned, and the statue of Nuwa in front of him actually came alive, frowning and smiling, full of charm.

"Fuck! This Zhunti Taoist is really despicable... It's okay to use strange winds, but he still uses illusions to seduce..." Zheng Jian covered himself with Qingping sword, but he didn't dare to appear easily, but he put All the scenes just now were reflected in a jade slip.

The next moment, Di Xin, who was in the illusion, showed a look of struggle on his face.

In the illusion, the statue of Nuwa turned into the empress of Nuwa, who was so beautiful that she couldn't stop tempting Di Xin.

It's just that Di Xin's eyes didn't fluctuate.

"You~ ah~ king, come~ come~ don't you want to get me?"

Di Xin's expression remained unchanged, and he calmly said, "I don't want to!"

"How can you reject me like this... Come on... You and I will reach bliss together!" Nuwa's phantom still tempted Di Xin.

Di Xin pondered for a moment, then calmly said: "If not, would you treat me as dead?"

As soon as these words came out, the phantom of Nuwa, who was still extremely enchanting, suddenly screamed and disappeared.

Di Xin's eyes also returned to clarity, and immediately left the Nuwa Palace with a group of civil and military ministers.

Taoist Zhunti's face changed again and again, "There is such a king in this world? If so, then I can only do it myself..."

After thinking for a while, he pressed Luoyun's head, transformed into Di Xin, and walked into the Nuwa Palace again.

Looking at the walls on the left and right sides, a plan came to mind, and a pen appeared in his hand, and he wrote a poem on the wall: "The scenery of the Fengluanbao tent is very beautiful, full of delicate makeup.

Ququ distant mountains fly green, dancing sleeves and reflecting the clouds.

The pear blossoms bring rain to compete for beauty, and the peony cage is full of smoke and make-up.

But if you are enchanting, you can move, and you can take back Changle to serve the king. "

Signed: Yin Shou.

The writing was finished, and the "Di Xin" pointed to the void, and the surrounding secrets were completely shielded, even a saint could not figure out what happened just now.

Immediately, he laughed three times, left the Nuwa Palace, turned into a breeze and disappeared.

Zheng Jian, who was hidden in the void, finally showed his true identity, "This Zhunti is really shameless... I can't be seduced by illusion, so I used such a crude trick to put blame on!"

Soon, Empress Nuwa who went out returned to the palace!

Amid Qingluan's soft cry, Empress Nuwa entered the main hall, looked at the incense in the incense burner, and nodded slightly.

"Your Majesty, look!" a jade girl exclaimed.

Empress Nuwa turned around when she heard the words, and immediately saw this poem on the wall, how could she bear it?

"Well, you are a foolish king, Yin Shou, you dare to chant poems to insult me? I think you have exhausted your vitality in 600 years of Shang Tang!" Nuwa's face turned red with anger.

At this moment, a voice came from outside the door, "No, no, Empress Nuwa, don't get angry."

Empress Nuwa turned her head and saw a young Taoist standing at the door, looking at her with a smile.

"Who are you?" The queen asked with anger.

"Zheng Jian, deputy leader of the Pindao Jiejiao, Taoist name Jianxian, the ninth direct disciple of the saint's sect, pays homage to the saint Nuwa." Zheng Jian laughed.

"A member of the Jiejiao sect? What's the matter here? I know, your Jiejiao has always had disciples who become officials in business, and you're here to stop me?" Empress Nuwa's face was filled with frost again.

Zheng Jian: "..."

After a pause, Zheng Jiancai said: "No! It's just that Pindao happened to pass by Nuwa Empress's palace just now and witnessed what happened just now, which is quite suspicious, and this poem was not written by Yin Shou, but someone turned into Yin Shou Look, writing this poem is just blaming Yin Shou..."

Nuwa heard the words, the light and shadow in front of her eyes changed, and she wanted to check the past, but found that it was hazy, and only a scene of Yin Shou writing poems could be seen.

"Your Majesty, please look at this." A jade slip appeared in Zheng Jian's hand.

Nuwa Empress looked at it, and immediately became furious, "Well, you Zhunti, how dare you plan to blaspheme me!... However, although Zhunti is shameless, this Yin Shou is even worse than a beast! Facing the illusion that is so... Bengong, why are you indifferent? Raccoons of the same feather, there is no good thing!"

Zheng Jian: "???" Fuck, what kind of brain circuit is this?You are angry when Yin Shou is tempted, but you are also angry if you are not?this……

Empress Nuwa said calmly: "This matter can't be left alone! Zhunti, I can't spare him, and Yin Shou can't let him go easily either!"

Zheng Jian was shocked and said: "Mother, what do you want to do? Could it be that he blasphemed you in the illusion, so you will be satisfied?"

Empress Nuwa: "...and you, don't think I don't know your plan! What's the purpose of you sneaking around?"

Zheng Jian had a look of lovelessness, he had been in the heavens for so long, this was the first time he was bullied like this by a woman!

"Your Majesty, I've been wronged... I want to stop Zhun Ti, but I have more energy than I can!" Zheng Jian cried out.

"Then tell me, what do you want?" Empress Nuwa sneered.

"Pindao just wants to form an alliance with the empress on behalf of Jiejiao!" Zheng Jian said helplessly.

Empress Nuwa tilted her head, thought for a while, looked at the Qingping sword in Zheng Jian's hand, and said, "Is that what you meant?"

Qingpingjian trembled slightly, and the voice of the leader of Tongtian came out, "The little disciple is the plenipotentiary representative of the poor Taoist, and the poor Taoist is very happy to be able to form an alliance with the empress."