I am not a serious young man

"My pill!" Seeing this, Taishang Daozu hurriedly opened the pill furnace, only to find that the pill inside had turned black...

Shock!Taishang Laojun, the ancestor of alchemy, refined a batch of waste alchemy!

No, the four boys of gold, silver, water, and fire serving around the gossip furnace were all stunned...

"This damn Zheng Jian!" Taishang Daozu was stunned, and after a while, he cursed and took out the useless pill...

The resentment value from Taishang Daozu +10000.

In the East China Sea, Wutian raised his head and looked at the sky for a while, but he didn't expect the Taiqing Shenlei of the Taishang Daozu to chop the guy who talked about Daozu into ashes in front of him, so he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

Zheng Jian looked at the sky in a little surprise, and smiled, "Don't look, Buddha! Even if you want to see through, Taishang Taoist will not blame me..."

After all, this is not the first time Daozu has been mentioned...

Wutian shook his head helplessly, and brushed the love-severing knife with his right hand, the knife that was already covered with cracks instantly recovered.

"Although you failed to catch the six-eared macaque, I also know that you can't blame you for this! It's okay, the 33-year period is approaching, and they will come to Lingshan to find me!"

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Chapter 582 Antarctic Taiyi Sword Emperor

Wutian helped Zheng Jian repair the Severing Love Knife, and was ready to go back to Lingshan.

Seeing this, Zheng Jian hurriedly stopped Wutian, "Buddha, look, I suffered from such a fight, and the external injuries are fine, maybe there are internal injuries, and I may still be sick..."

Wutian's face froze, and he thought for a while and said: "This is true! Based on my experience for so many years, you have a poisonous mouth! In this way, I will give you a medicine, and you may take it on time. It can cure your poisonous mouth."

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, "How about timing?"

Wutian smiled, and really took out a small porcelain bottle, "Take one pill at noon every day, once a day, and you will be cured in seven days!"

Zheng Jian chuckled, "Why do you have to eat it at noon, can't you eat it at Chenshi? I think I can surprise the virus!"

Wutian: "..." God Nima's surprise attack virus.

The resentment value from Wutian is +6999.

"Then you can still swallow the whole bottle, giving the virus an army to overwhelm!" Wutian retorted.

Zheng Jian shook his head, "I think it can be applied externally, to give the virus a slap in the face! Well, you can also drink more water, and let the virus flood the seven armies! You can also take a ray of real fire from the sun, and give the virus a fire." Chibi! You can also take some poison to mix the virus with undercover agents!"

Wutian is completely lost...

After a long while, Wutian looked at Zheng Jian with admiration, "Zheng Jian, I have finally seen through your real body! You are not a human race, you are a savage, you can become a savage..."

The resentment value from Wutian is +10000.

Zheng Jian chuckled, and said with a serious expression, "That's right, I think so too!"

Wutian didn't want to continue to talk about it with Zheng Jian anymore, so he handed over the porcelain bottle in his hand to Zheng Jian, "This is the holy medicine for healing, you can eat it yourself, and you don't matter if your army suppresses the situation. Okay, I still have something to do, let's go first!"

After all, Wutian's figure disappeared into the black lotus as if escaping...

Zheng Jian looked at the porcelain vase in his hand, and said with a mean smile: "I am arguing with you... Even if you are Wutian Buddha, you are still a little bit lacking in this respect!"

Having said that, Zheng Jian is very grateful to Wutian.

After all, like Wutian, knowing that you were injured in a fight and your weapon was damaged, he took the initiative to come to the door to repair the weapon and deliver the holy medicine for healing...

The entire Journey to the West is really unique!

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Southern Zhanbuzhou.

The two brothers, Qiao Yuer and Qiao Linger, have grown up, but their circumstances are completely different.

Over the years, Qiao Yu'er took his entourage, Qiao Fu, to almost all over Xiniu Hezhou and Beiju Luzhou. He had seen Xiniu Hezhou where humans and demons mixed together, and Beiju Luzhou where demons were educated.

When she walked to the Jijiao Academy, which had become a holy place for the monster race, Qiao Yuer was shocked and released a lot of light.

"Four major continents, this catastrophe is over..."

Qiao Yu'er sighed, and immediately seven-colored auspicious clouds appeared under her feet, surrounded by thousands of rays of light, and slowly flew towards the heaven.

Beside him, Qiao Fu also showed the appearance of a giant spirit god, and followed him closely.

The avatar of Zheng Jian who was in the heaven was startled, and hurriedly got down from the throne of Lingxiao Palace, "Welcome the return of the great Tianzun!"

The Jade Emperor smiled slightly, "Yaozu, you have educated well! Call your deity to come."

Zhen Jian bowed and bowed, and then went to the lower realms to find his true self, Zheng Jian...

In Yuanqiao Xianshan, Zheng Jian's deity sensed the aura of the lower realm of the avatar, and after exchanging memories with him, he understood that 33 days had passed in the upper realm, and the Jade Emperor had returned to Lingxiao Palace.

Immediately, he didn't dare to neglect, and rushed towards the heaven.

When he came to Lingxiao Temple, the Jade Emperor was sitting in the supreme position waiting for him.

Zheng Jian bowed and saluted, "Congratulations to the great Tianzun for his return from calamities."

The Jade Emperor smiled slightly, and said to Taibai Jinxing: "I have summoned all the immortals, I have something to say."

Taibai Jinxing hurriedly delivered the decree, and soon, all the immortals in the entire heaven came to Lingxiao Hall to pay respects to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor looked at the immortals and said with a smile: "By taking advantage of the catastrophe in the Western Buddhist world, I also walked around the lower world. The demon race who used to be rebellious has now accepted the position of the protagonist of the human race and lived in harmony with the human race. And this is the merit of Yuan Qiao Xianshan's thousand years of enlightenment."

The immortals looked at Zheng Jian in astonishment...

Zheng Jian smiled a little reservedly, "Do it as you like, do it as you like."

The Jade Emperor said again: "You should be rewarded for your merits! You are a humble immortal, and it is a great merit to educate the demon clan. I named you the Antarctic Taiyi Sword Emperor, commanding thousands of thunders and commanding ten thousand demons. You will be a member of the Daoist Fairy Mountain. The Sword Emperor Palace is enshrined in the Three Realms and enjoys boundless merits and virtues, I hope you will help all living beings and assist me in governing the Three Realms."

At the moment, Zheng Jianjian's Taoist robe suddenly changed, but it turned into Zhu Guangdi's robe, wearing the crown of Jiudan, wearing the seal of luminous innocence, riding a red dragon, and leading 7000 fairies and jade girls.

While all the immortals paid homage to Zheng Jian, their eyes were full of envy.

Hearing the words, Taibai Jinxing went out to play and said, "I would like to report to the Great Heavenly Venerable, among the five elders in the five directions, the honorable person in Antarctica is the Buddhist Avalokitesvara..."

The Jade Emperor sneered and said: "The West has been robbed, so it can be seen that the Western Buddhas and the Antarctic Avalokitesvara are not compatible. I will pass on my will and take back the Antarctic Avalokitesvara's honor right now! Zheng Jian, you will move the Dongji member Qiao Xianshan Dojo to the South China Sea!"

Taibai Jinxing's heart moved, and he sighed secretly: Western Buddhism, the great prosperity is gone...

All the immortals present were not stupid, and they knew about the catastrophe in the Western Buddhist world, but they had been reciting "Huang Ting" silently according to the Jade Emperor's order, and did not participate at all.

Now it seems that the east wind is overwhelming the west wind again.

However, most of the immortals are happy to see their success...

After all, the Eastern Heavenly Court has lost more than a little majesty in order to cooperate with the West to learn from the scriptures. Now that the West is declining, it is natural to revive the prestige of the Taoist sect.

……

When Zheng Jian returned to Yuanqiao Mountain from the Heavenly Court, the immortals from the Penglai lineage had already been waiting here.

The leaders were naturally the Great Emperor Donghua and the Three Elders of Penglai. Seeing Zheng Jian, they all congratulated and said, "Congratulations, you have now become the honorable position of the Five Elders in the Antarctic!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said, "Old friends, come to congratulate... Did you all come empty-handed?"

Emperor Donghua was speechless...

"Zheng Jian, you have been conferred the title of Antarctic Sword Emperor, why are you still so virtuous..." Emperor Donghua scolded with a smile, and with a wave of his hand, a gift slip fell into Zheng Jian's hands.

Zheng Jian chuckled, "Otherwise...why do you think I was conferred the title of humble emperor instead of some great emperor? Great Tianzun, you understand me!"

All the immortals were dumbfounded for a moment...

Antarctic Heaven Ruler Taiyi Bitch Emperor...

Alright, I've been promoted from a cheap immortal to a cheap emperor!

After all the immortals celebrated and dispersed, Zheng Jian first took the avatar into himself, and then brought the three major disciples with him, using a supernatural power, shrinking Yuanqiao immortal mountain and capturing it in his palm.

"Let's go, we're moving again!" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Xingxian, Li Bai and Heifeng greeted You one after another, very proud.

Can you not be proud, starting today, they are the disciples of the Immortal Emperor...

Taking advantage of the wind, Zheng Jian soon brought his three apprentices to the South China Sea. Looking from a distance, among the misty waves, a fairy mountain was located in it.

"Luojiashan? Hehe, from today onwards, this land belongs to my humble emperor..." Zheng Jian sneered, and with a wave of his hand, he directly pulled Luojiashan to the South China Sea...

Then, he put down the Yuanqiao Mountain in his hand, and it grew longer against the wind, instantly turning into a mountain of ten thousand zhang.

Later, Zheng Jian opened up the Taiyi Emperor Palace on the top of the mountain, which was built in imitation of the Litang imperial city in the lower realm.

The pavilions are basically the same, but on the two gates of Emperor Taiyi Palace, Zheng Jian thought about it and printed two patterns...

Needless to say, it's naturally the emoticons on Shenjian and Duanqingdao!

This is our foundation and cannot be lost.

Seeing this scene, the three disciples laughed secretly.

"What are you laughing at? Go ahead, find a place for yourself and build a hall for yourself. We have few people, so we can build such a great place!" Zheng Jian said lightly.

"Long live Master!" Li Bai cheered first and went down Yujian. He planned to imitate Zheng Jian's appearance and build a Qinglian Hall...

Xingxian and Heifeng immediately went down to find places, just as Zheng Jian said, there are plenty of places in Yuanqiao Xianshan.

Soon, the Heavenly Court sent down the immortal officials, bringing with them a fairy boy, a jade girl, the chariot of the Chilong Emperor, and various celestial horses, all of which were standard equipment for the emperor.

Zheng Jian looked at the avatar in front of him, thought for a while, and put it into the sea of ​​consciousness, and immediately turned into a streamer, heading towards the Western Lingshan.

Now that the Jade Emperor has returned, the Tathagata is probably about the same...

Western Paradise.

In the Daxiong Palace, only Wutian sat cross-legged on the Qibao lotus platform. Seeing Zheng Jian coming in, Wutian smiled slightly, "That's right! The Antarctic Sword Emperor, the Jade Emperor is still very discerning. Take back the title of Avalokitesvara who has a vegetarian meal on the corpse, and bestow it on you." Just right."

Zheng Jian chuckled, "I replaced Avalokitesvara and achieved the honor of Antarctica, and I would like to thank Buddha for fulfillment."

Wutian smiled, "What does the Jade Emperor's conferment have to do with me?"

Zheng Jian squinted at Wutian, "Buddha, if it weren't for this, how could it be a coincidence that you are the new Master of the West and I am the new Sword Emperor of Antarctica? If you say that there is no tacit understanding between you and the Jade Emperor, I wouldn't believe it if you were killed." .”

Zheng Jian didn't think of it when the Jade Emperor sealed it, but when Taibai Jinxing said "Antarctic Guanyin", Zheng Jian already understood...

Now that the karma between myself and the Jade Emperor has come to an end, even with the great merit of educating the monster race, in fact, conferring a priesthood such as Emperor Donghua or Emperor Wuyue is more than enough...

But the Jade Emperor directly announced that he would take back the title of Antarctic Guanyin, and proclaimed himself the Antarctic Sword Emperor...

Obviously, the Jade Emperor had already seen Wutian's thoughts and arranged this on purpose.

In this way, Zheng Jian, the Antarctic Sword Emperor, became the link between the Jade Emperor and the new Wutian Tathagata Buddha.

Just like the old Avalokitesvara in the middle.

Therefore, the title of the Antarctic Sword Emperor is essentially a tacit understanding between the Jade Emperor and Wutian, representing the Jade Emperor's recognition of Wutian Tathagata Buddha!

After hearing this, Wutian neither denied nor admitted, but instead said: "Those Buddhas who were imprisoned in the underworld have been rescued by the six-eared macaque, and the Tathagata will return soon."

Hearing this, Zheng Jian showed eight teeth, and said with a smile, "That's right, the time is almost here..."

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Chapter 583

Soon, the six-eared macaque rushed to Lingshan with the rescued Buddhas.

However, as soon as it rushed into the Daxiong Palace, the six-eared macaque was stunned...

I saw two identical Tathagata Buddhas in the hall, and there were golden lotus platforms under their seats!

Venerable Avalokitesvara looked at this scene, and suddenly something bad flashed in his heart, this feeling of deja vu...

"Amitabha, Mara, why did you change into my appearance?" The Tathagata on the left said in a deep voice, "As soon as I came back, you changed into my appearance. Why?"

The Tathagata Buddha on the right showed a benevolent smile, "Amitabha, Mara benefactor, you have sat here for 33 days as the supreme Buddha, now the time has come, do you still want to pretend to be me?"

Venerable Guanyin looked at the two identical Tathagatas, and his heart sank!

Isn't this... the reappearance of the real and fake Monkey King?

At the beginning, there was Tathagata who identified Monkey King and the six-eared macaque, but now, who will identify Tathagata Buddha?

Guanyin's body couldn't help trembling slightly, she regretted it!