I am not a serious young man

Chapter 544 The monkeys were expelled again

Zheng Jian: "???"

I don't seem to have picked up the little dragon girl, have I?

In the cave, Zheng Jian scratched his ass, feeling a little confused...

Xingxian was sitting on the side counting the gift list when she suddenly felt a gaze in front of her, so hot that it almost fixed on her.

Her movements froze, she raised her head suddenly, she was so ashamed and angry, just about to explode...

But found that the one staring at her was the dragon girl from the Dragon Palace who came to congratulate her...

Xingxian: "...Dragon Girl, what do you think I am doing?"

Xiao Longnv looked down from above, and the more she looked at her, the more envious she became, she walked up to Xingxian quietly, and asked nervously, "You... who is Brother Jianxian?"

Xingxian replied: "He is my master, what's the matter?"

Xiao Longnv let out a long sigh of relief when she heard the words, "It's all right, I'm just asking casually!"

Xingxian Huixinlan understood Xiao Longnu's nervousness at a glance, and couldn't help but chuckled, "Miss Longnu, I regard you as a sister, but you want to be my teacher's wife?"

Little Dragon Girl: "!!"

Am I... acting so obvious?

"No, no... I... I..." Xiao Longnv babbled for a long time, but she didn't know how to explain.

Seeing this, Xingxian smiled knowingly.

Xiao Longnu suddenly felt that she was completely seen through by Xingxian...

"The one...your name is..."

Xingxian smiled softly: "Just call me Xingxian... Before you became my teacher's wife, what should I call you?"

Xiao Longnu's face turned blood red immediately, and she said in a low voice, "Just call me Xiao Longnu. Xingxian, I...I have a question to ask you."

"Yeah, you can ask." Xingxian didn't know why, but thought this little dragon girl was quite cute, and said with a smile.

"You...how did you grow so big?" Xiao Longnu pointed at Xingxian's chest and whispered.

Xingxian was taken aback, looked down at her own chest, and then at Xiaolongnv's chest, her pretty face flushed instantly, and she said angrily, "You...how can you ask such a thing, this...how can I Know?"

Xiao Longnu looked at Xingxian enviously...

"When will I grow up to be a big... Dragon Girl..." Little Dragon Girl thought to herself.

Not long after, the Dragon King of the Four Seas left, and the little dragon girl didn't have a chance to talk to Zheng Jian, so she followed the North Sea Dragon King Ao Shun back at every step...

After relocating to Qiaoxian Mountain, some time passed. On this day, Hei Feng was sitting outside his new cave, acting as his concierge, when he suddenly saw an auspicious cloud coming from the west, and it was in front of him in an instant. in the void.

Seeing the monkey in the tiger-skin skirt on the cloud, Hei Feng suddenly turned pale with fright, raised his head and shouted: "Good monkey head, I have come tens of thousands of miles away, and you are still chasing after me!" Reluctant?"

The monkey stood on the cloud, heard that the cloud was falling, pulled the golden cudgel, and shouted: "You are blind! My old grandson heard that the three old men on Penglai Island said that the bastard took you as a gatekeeper. It's actually true! Hehe, my old grandson really laughed to death..."

When Heifeng heard this, he was angry at first, and then his heart moved, "You monkey, are you here to find my master?"

The monkey slapped his legs and laughed loudly, "It seems that the cheap fairy has really moved here, and he didn't even tell my old grandson, it's really disrespectful! You blind idiot, why don't you hurry up and lead the way!"

Hei Feng remembered the acquaintance between the monkey and Zheng Jian just now, so he didn't bother at this time, and walked up the mountain with the monkey.

"Hurry up, hurry up!" the monkey kept urging because he thought the stupid bear was walking slowly.

"Why are you in a hurry! You are in a hurry to reincarnate!" Heifeng said impatiently.

"Hey! You blind man, dare to talk to my old grandson like that, haven't you suffered enough beatings last time?" Monkey was furious.

Heifeng sneered, "You said that you seemed to have won the fight last time. If I hadn't been sleepy, I would have appointed to fight you for another [-] rounds."

"Okay, come on, come on, today my grandson will let you understand my grandson's methods!" Monkey sneered.

"What's the noise?" At the foot of the mountain, Xingxian suddenly turned around.

"Hey, little niece! It's my grandson, your master?" Monkey saw Xingxian, and immediately appeared in front of him, smiling.

Seeing that it was a monkey coming, Xingxian smiled and said, "So it's Uncle Dasheng. Master is at the top of the mountain. You can go directly to him."

"Okay!" Monkey nodded in satisfaction, he just likes this kind of pleasure.

He turned his head and glared at the black bear spirit, "Hmph!"

As soon as Heifeng saw Xingxian, he didn't care about monkeys, he immediately showed his standard eight teeth, and said with a smile on his face: "Senior sister, oh no, treasure! I'm afraid I will only be able to farm in the future!"

Xingxian said coldly: "What kind of land?"

Hei Feng smiled and said, "I'm absolutely devoted to you!"

As he said that, he also understood the black face, one point of joy, three points of shyness, five points of self-satisfaction, and seven points of anticipation.

Xingxian's complexion remained unchanged, and her speech rate remained unchanged: "I thought it was because of your love..."

While Heifeng was in a trance, he heard another "poof"!

The familiar sound of a dagger piercing the heart.

……

On the top of the mountain, Zheng Jian caught a glimpse of the monkey jumping up, and asked suspiciously: "Monkey, didn't you go to learn the scriptures? Why did you come back so soon?"

Upon hearing this, the monkey sighed and hesitated to speak.

Seeing this, Zheng Jian suddenly had a guess in his mind, and immediately smiled and said: "Don't worry, try my special fairy peach from Yuanqiao Mountain first. Although it is not as good as the flat peach of the Queen Mother, it is better than unique."

Just as he was talking, Xingxian came up with a few big peaches on a plate, and said with a smile: "I know that Uncle Dasheng likes to eat peaches!"

Seeing this, the monkey laughed and said, "Not bad, my old grandson didn't save you little girl for nothing!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his furry hand to grab a fairy peach and gnawed it. After taking a bite, his eyes lit up. After eating one in two or three times, he praised: "It tastes sweet and juicy, much more delicious than flat peaches! Not bad, not bad, Bastard, where is the peach forest? I've been fed by it for a while!"

Zheng Jian smiled, "I can always have peaches if I want to, so let's talk now, what's going on?"

In fact, Zheng Jian already had a guess in his mind.

The monkey said the matter immediately.

It turned out that this time He was expelled by Tang Seng again!

"You don't know, that old monk has mortal eyes and can't see the real appearance of a monster! Just a lady with bones, who has no skills, but has the ability to go out of her body. My old grandson beat me three times in a row, and she was beaten by her the first two times. I escaped from the primordial spirit and ran away, but still turned into a person to deceive the old monk. The third time, my old grandson called the land of the mountain god to guard in the air, and then killed the monster... As a result, the old monk listened to Zhu Bajie's words The idiot's slander, wronged my old grandson, and wrote a derogatory letter, driving me back..." The monkey said, getting more and more angry, but he didn't even want to eat peaches.

Hearing this, Zheng Jian laughed loudly and said, "Didn't I tell you last time, he's going to be caught by monsters, you just let him be caught... Who told you to protect him like this! Tang Seng's naked eyes are mortal, so he doesn't suffer a little bit, how can he?" It's good to remember you."

Monkey sighed, "That's right, it's just that my grandson is really aggrieved! I'm often talked about by the old monk, and ridiculed by the idiot Bajie... No, my grandson is also counted as being driven back this time." Stop thinking about it, my old grandson can't look down on what kind of work is going to happen!"

"I went back to Huaguo Mountain to see it, and the children told me that I have finally accepted your love!"

"No, I want to thank you. I didn't know until I went to Penglai. You moved here, so you came here again. Not to mention, it's a good place, no worse than my old grandson's Huaguo Mountain."

Zheng Jian laughed, "That's natural! How can my own dojo be inferior to your Huaguo Mountain? By the way, you were expelled this time, why didn't you go to Nanhai Guanyin and ask her to help you avenge your grievances? "

The monkey waved his hand, "No, no! My old grandson usually asks her for help, that's what I should do. But this time, my old grandson really doesn't want to go... Hehe, this way I can enjoy myself! After all, it's still the same old grandson. The monk doesn’t want my old grandson, and even wronged my old grandson! It’s reasonable!”

Zheng Jian smiled and said: "Alright, then you can go back to Huaguo Mountain and wait until they are in a hurry and come to beg you!"

"It's easy to talk, easy to talk!" Hou Zi glanced at Zheng Jian and had an idea in his mind.

The monkey went back to Huaguo Mountain to be its king of the mountain...

The westbound team lost monkeys and still went westward, but...

Not far away, Tang Sanzang asked Bajie to go to Huazhai, Bajie walked, fell asleep in the grass when he was sleepy...

Tang Sanzang and Drifting waited for a long time and couldn't wait, so he asked Drifting to look for Bajie, while he walked blindly on his own, and ended up walking into the cave where Kuimu wolf descended to live...

It’s true that there is a way to heaven if you don’t go, and there is no way to hell if you break in!

When Drifting finds Bajie, he finds Xiangxiang sleeping in the grass, talking in sleep...

The Drifting Monk was out of breath, and hurriedly grabbed the pig's ears to wake up Bajie, and went back to see, the old monk was gone!

After searching around, I found that Tang Seng was captured by the old demon in Boyue Cave of Wanzi Mountain again, and immediately there was a fight.

Ba Jie and Drifting Monk were no match for the old demon, but luckily they were protected by the Buddhist apostle Garan in the air, and for a while they barely fought to a close.

At this moment, Princess Baihuasha of Baoxiang Kingdom stopped the yellow-robed monster and persuaded him to let Tang Seng go.

Speaking of the monster in yellow robe and Princess Baihuasha, it is Kui Mulang, one of the 28 stars in the sky, and Baihua Fairy in Pixiang Temple. The two have been in love for a long time.

Only suffer from the strict rules of heaven, dare not combine.

Later, they went down to the realm one after another and agreed to be a couple.

Fairy Baihua went to the lower realm to reincarnate first, but became the third princess of Baoxiang Kingdom. For some reason, she was ignorant of the past.

Kui Mulang turned into a yellow-robed monster in the lower realm. He found Bai Huaxie and took him back to his cave. They were married for 13 years and had two children.

Under the persuasion of Princess Baihuasha, the yellow-robed monster really let Tang Seng go away...

However, the bad thing is that Princess Baihuasha didn't know her past and didn't remember the agreement with Huangpao. She thought she was captured and wanted to go home, so she secretly wrote a letter and asked Tang Seng to take her back to Baoxiang Kingdom.

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Chapter 545 "100% Received by Empty Hands"

The monkey took care of himself in Huaguo Mountain and became its king of the mountain again. He led the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain to practice every day, reunited the monsters, and was happy and unrestrained.

Zheng Jian practiced leisurely in Yuanqiao Mountain. Now there are many programs on Yuanqiao Mountain, and he is not lonely.

The concierge, Uncle Xiong, is very eloquent, and he thinks of ways to lick Xingxian every day.

Disciple Xingxian got Zheng Jian's true biography of mouth escape, and he was very happy to face the rustic love words of the concierge Uncle Xiong.

For example, today, the concierge Uncle Xiong saw Xingxian early in the morning, and he greeted Xingxian enthusiastically, stretched out a bear paw with a smile on his face, and said, "Look, this is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, and you, are you?" my darling."

Xingxian pondered for a while, and said: "Well, I know you! It's hard for me to hear you! I can't hear you."

Uncle Xiong heard "poof" again, the familiar sound of a dagger piercing the heart.

Uncle Xiong: "Bao~ I made a cut on my hand, so you should make a cut too, so that we will be married."

Xingxian didn't raise her head and said: "I don't want it anymore, I'm afraid that the blood will melt together, and you will find out that I am your mother."

Uncle Xiong: "..."

"Pfft..."

The sound of continuous dagger piercing the heart.

Zheng Jian sat in the cave, leaning forward and backward with a smile.

He is very sure now that Xingxian really got his true biography...

The ability to pursue the opposite sex with one hand is Zheng Jian's unique skill. Looking at the entire starting point world, they are the only two masters and apprentices who are in the same line and will never bow to evil forces!

"Oh, it seems that even if I leave Journey to the West in the future, Xingxian can inherit my mantle and name!" Zheng Jian sighed, so Yuan, it's really wonderful!

On a second thought, I went to Thorn Ridge and accepted Xing'er as the first student!

Who would have thought that Xingxian would be able to inherit Zheng Jian's title of "cheap fairy" now?

"Hey, not necessarily! After all, there is also a second disciple, Li Bai, if he starts from a baby... the original Qinglian Sword Immortal may not be able to become Qinglian Cheap Immortal..."

"In this way, Xingxian and Li Bai are the two descendants of my humble immortal in Journey to the West. Li Bai is Crouching Dragon, and Xingxian is Fengchu!"

"Little Westward Journey, there are these two crouching dragons and phoenix chicks at the same time!"

"In this way, since Journey to the West's Jianzong established a sect, wouldn't my seniority rise a bit, and I can be called the 'ancestor of the humble way', or 'the ancestor of the humble' for short?"

"Well, even Uncle Xiong, Heifeng, can't be cultivated...Speaking of which, being able to lick is also a branch of the cheap way, being able to hate is the main branch of the cheap way, and being able to fight poetry is also a descendant of the cheap way..."

"Wonderful! It's really wonderful! Xingxian inherited the mantle for the sake of Nagato; Li Bai was invincible in poetry because he was Qinglian; Heifeng established a school of his own and founded the Xiongxiong branch..."

Thinking of this, Zheng Jian seemed to see the three rising stars of Journey to the West's "Journey to the West"!

Zhen Yuanzi is the ancestor of the Earth Immortals, the Penglai Three Immortals are the ancestors of the Immortals, and the Jade Emperor Da Tianzun is the ancestor of the Human Immortals!

And I, Zheng Jian, am the patriarch of all heavens and ten thousand realms!

Huanghuang's low way, the supreme lowly sect!