I am not a serious young man

At the same time, Yang Jian's body retreated hundreds of miles, looking like he was exhausted...

"It actually forced Tianyan to react..." Yang Jian looked at Zheng Jian with admiration while panting.

Since his great supernatural powers, he has actually rarely used the ability of the Heavenly Eye to protect the Lord, because every time he uses it, the Heavenly Eye will close, and it will take hundreds of years of nurturing to recover.

Unexpectedly, Zheng Jian actually forced him to use his last hole card.

Zheng Jian was not much better. Even though his magic power was endless, the high-intensity and long-term fierce battles made his mind and body exhausted. The bastards in the sea of ​​consciousness closed their eyes, unable to maintain the mysterious state of looking down at me from an inexplicable height up...

Even against the two star gods of Nandou and Beidou, Zheng Jian has never been so tired...

"Okay! Happy! Really happy!" Yang Jian breathed a sigh of relief, put away his magical powers, returned to normal size, and his eyes were full of joy, "After this battle, I feel that the long-silent Taoism has a tendency to improve... It is worth my thousand years of hard work!"

Zheng Jian also had a hearty feeling. After experiencing this fierce battle, his Taoism has also taken a big step forward. Even among the gods, his Taoism can be regarded as profound!

Of course, for Zheng Jian, the biggest gain is not actually Taoism, but the sharpening of his own many supernatural powers and martial arts!

Facing Yang Jian, a heavenly immortal with superb martial arts skills, Zheng Jian finally integrated many of his moves and supernatural powers, simplified them, and stripped away many useless moves that had long been unable to keep up with his own skills, gradually feeling back to the basics.

Zheng Jian looked at Yang Jian fixedly, and Yang Jian also stared at Zheng Jian.

"To tell the truth, Brother Zheng, Yang Jian has an indescribable feeling in this battle at the moment, and everything else is dull at this moment." Yang Jian panted heavily.

Zheng Jian: "..."

Fuck, why does the "war" that comes out of your mouth give people a sense of indecency?

What will be boring after a big war?

Zheng Jian stared at Yang Jian, and said speechlessly: "Yang Jian, if...you don't plan to continue, can you accept this broken magic weapon of yours?"

Yang Jian suddenly said, "That's right, Yang almost forgot!"

As he silently recited the mantra in his heart, the surrounding world suddenly dispersed like flowing water.

The next moment, Zheng Jian felt that he had returned to the fairy world, and Yang Jian in front of him was holding a magic weapon in his hand, like a picture scroll...

"Yang Jian, you... what magic weapon is in your hand?" Zheng Jian looked at the magic weapon with an indescribable feeling.

"Oh, this is the magic weapon that I borrowed from my ancestor at Miluo Palace on purpose to fight you." Yang Jian said calmly.

Zheng Jian: "..."

I just said, what space magic weapon can have such a large internal space, like a world, and it is so stable!

It turns out that you goddamn God asked Tianzun to borrow it!

Don't ask, if you ask, it means that the root is Zhengmiaohong, the face is big, and it is favored by Tianzun.

To be honest, Zheng Jian is quite greedy...

"Hey, Yang Jian, I've been fighting with you for so long! Isn't it too much to ask you a few questions?" Zheng Jian leaned lazily on the tree and said with a smile.

Yang Jian looked at Zheng Jian vigilantly, "You are not allowed to ask me whether Tianyan has single eyelids or double eyelids again!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "Yes... yes! Let me ask you, which animal farts the smartest?"

Yang Jian looked confused, "What animal... farts the smartest? Is there a smart fart?"

Zheng Jian nodded, "Yes! Think about it carefully."

Yang Jian thought for a while and replied: "Monkey? Look at the monkey grandson, isn't he smart enough? His fart should be the smartest, right?"

Zheng Jian shook his head, "Wrong! If Sun Houzi was smart enough, he wouldn't be caught in the sky, and he wouldn't be held down for 500 years! So, his farting is not smart enough!"

Yang Jian was stunned, pondered for a while, and suddenly said: "Then what do you say is the smartest animal?"

Zheng Jian pointed at Yang Jian, laughed and said, "Which animal farts the smartest, of course it's a sycophant!"

Yang Jian was taken aback for another moment, then glared at Zheng Jian, not knowing what to say...

What kind of problem is this?

The resentment value from Yang Jian is +3999.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and then said: "Say, who looks the best in the south, east, and north?"

Yang Jian was stunned again when he heard the words, and couldn't help cursing: "Zheng Jian, what's wrong with you? Who is the best-looking in the south, east, and west? Are there people in the south, east, and northwest?"

Zheng Jian glanced at Yang Jian, his eyes were filled with the sense of superiority of IQ occupying a high ground, and said in a fluttering voice: "The answer is... Xi, because of Cricket (Xi Shuai)!"

Yang Jian:"……"

The resentment value from Yang Jian is +3999.

Yang Jian stared at Zheng Jian, and said after a long while: "Bring your problem, get lost!"

Zheng Jian chuckled, completely unmoved, and asked instead: "Forget it, let me ask you a simple math problem! What is two × three?"

Hearing this, Yang Jian directly raised the three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand, "Are you insulting me?"

"Not at all! Then you answer?" Zheng Jian spread his hands and smiled.

Yang Jianjun's face was almost contorted, and he said coldly: "Two three make six!"

The resentment value from Yang Jian is +4999.

"Wrong!" Zheng Jian shouted suddenly.

When Yang Jian heard the sound, he immediately began to doubt his life. He gritted his teeth and squeezed out words, "What's the wrong way?"

Zheng Jian said calmly, "Look, two times three is two threes multiplied together, so three times three makes nine!"

There seemed to be a thunder in Yang Jian's mind, which made him almost unsteady, and he took a step back suddenly.

"Zheng Jian, Brother Zheng, your magic has already mastered heaven and man... Hahahaha... Yang Jian feels ashamed... Hahahaha..."

Zheng Jian had a question mark on his face: "Is my calculation wrong?"

……

Chapter 533 The Monkey in the Story...

Yang Jian was out of breath with a smile, "Yes, yes, you are right, no problem! You have to believe in yourself!"

Zheng Jian:?

After thinking for a while, Zheng Jian said again: "Yang Jian, have you heard the story of Liang Zhu?"

Yang Jian pondered for a moment, "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai? The one that turned into a butterfly?"

Zheng Jian immediately smiled and said, "Yes, it's the one of Huadie!"

"I've heard of it, what's the matter?" Yang Jian nodded and said, he still appreciates this poignant love story.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "Speaking of Liang Zhu, I have always been very puzzled. There is a question that I can't figure out no matter how I think about it."

"What's the problem? Isn't this story very simple? Zhu Yingtai, who disguised herself as a man to study, fell in love with her classmate Liang Shanbo, but was forced to marry Ma Wencai. After Liang Shanbo died, Zhu Yingtai went to cry at the grave, and then Do both of them turn into butterflies?" Yang Jian asked strangely.

Zheng Jian said indifferently: "The first question, tell me, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai studied hard, ate and slept together for ten years, why didn't he find out that Zhu Yingtai is a woman?"

Yang Jian: "...you're a bit of a dead end! This shows that Zhu Yingtai is playing well!"

Zheng Jian shook his head, "I don't think so! This means that Zhu Yingtai... has a flat chest! The front and the back are the same..."

Yang Jian:"……"

"However, this is not the strangest thing! What puzzles me the most is why do they turn into butterflies? Let me tell you, Yang Jian, the lifespan of a butterfly is only seven days. Weeping at the grave is a manifestation of the gods, and the result is to turn into a butterfly with a lifespan of only seven days? Why not become a bastard, so that the sincere love between them can last for thousands of years... After all, the thousand-year king 8 Ten thousand years tortoise!"

Yang Jian's face turned green. When he thought of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai turning into two turtles, he shuddered...

The picture is too beautiful to watch.

Zheng Jian said enthusiastically: "There is a song that goes like this, my dear, you crawl slowly and be careful of the thorny curb ahead..."

"Shut up!" Yang Jian couldn't listen anymore...

The resentment value from Yang Jian is +4999.

"Don't you think this sounds good? All right, I'll make you a good one!" Zheng Jian said, pulling out the peerless suona from behind!

The suona sound is extremely melodious in this mountain!

"Blessings of Love"!

Yang Jian's expression gradually eased, and he looked at Zheng Jian with some admiration, this is quite versatile...

At the end of the song, "How is it?" Zheng Jian said happily.

Yang Jian nodded slightly, "It's not bad! I didn't see it, brother Xianxian actually knows the rhythm..."

Zheng Jian laughed, "I know a lot! Let me ask you, can people breathe underwater?"

Yang Jian said without hesitation, "Of course not!"

Zheng Jian shook his head, pointed at Yang Jian's head...

Then, a large bowl appeared on Yang Jian's head, and the bowl was filled with water.

"Yang Jian, can you breathe now? If you can breathe, move your eyeballs up and down."

Yang Jian: "...you really want to argue with me, don't you?"

The resentment value from Yang Jian is +4999.

Zheng Jian dexterously flashed, "Are you human? Are you underwater? Can you breathe?"

Yang Jian:(-))

Seeing Yang Jian's expression as if he had eaten a fly, Zheng Jian said with a smile: "Hey, what's the matter, are you just kidding? Are you too glamorous?"

Yang Jian shook his head, threw the bowl on top of his head aside, and looked at Zheng Jian bitterly, "What's wrong with my glass heart? I just want to break my glass heart into glass scum...I'll kill you, you bastard! "

Zheng Jian: "???" Damn it, Yang Jian, your level has improved?

To be able to fight back so amazingly...

"Amazing, come on, let's have a good battle! In terms of arguing, I, Zheng Jian, have never met an opponent!" Zheng Jian immediately recovered...

Seeing this, Yang Jian flew into the void as if escaping, "You bastard, farewell!"

Saying that, Yang Jian slipped away without looking back...

Later, he was afraid that he would be pissed off by Zheng Jian.

Zheng Jian: "..." Cowardly!

Ah~ how invincible is~ how lonely...

Ah~ how invincible is~ how empty...

He clicked on the background of the system and checked it. The balance of resentment points is now 43, and the cumulative value has reached 486 million, which is getting closer and closer to the 500 million mark...

After wandering in Nanzhan Buzhou for some days, Zheng Jian thought about it and decided to go back to Penglai to cultivate first.

The battle with Yang Jian allowed Zheng Jian to further polish his martial arts skills, and he needed to integrate them well.

……

Penglai Xiandao is not like Nanzhan Buzhou, which has a red dust of ten feet. The island is always so peaceful and quiet.

Zheng Jian landed on the island, and the real little fairy Xingxian immediately came up to greet her, and said softly: "Master, you are back..."

Zheng Jian nodded. Xingxian's cultivation aptitude is good. Although he is still in the human immortal realm now, but he has taken off the shackles of the apricot tree and succeeded in transforming. In the future, at least the immortal realm can be expected. If the opportunity comes, it may be possible Maybe it's even a fairy if it's certified.

"Xing'er, why is the island so peaceful today, where are the three elders?" Zheng Jian looked around, but he didn't see the three elders of Penglai.

Xingxian said softly: "Master, the three elders went to Zuzhou a few days ago at the invitation of Dongfang Chongen Emperor... and haven't come back yet."

Zheng Jian nodded, and immediately walked towards the island with Xingxian.

Zuzhou is one of the ten continents among the ten continents and three islands.

Returning to Langhuan Cave Mansion where he had been away for a long time, Zheng Jian took a good rest before starting to meditate.

Sitting cross-legged in the cave, he soon entered the state of sitting and forgetting.

In the battle with Yang Jian, Zheng Jian used almost all the martial arts he had learned, and even continued to integrate and integrate them during the battle, gaining a lot.

"Now that he has achieved the status of Celestial Immortal, he has many supernatural powers and many martial arts skills. It should have been simplified long ago."

Zheng Jian thought in his heart that the early martial arts of "Swordsman", "Da Tang" and even "Feng Yun" had long been difficult to adapt to the rhythm of immortal battles, so he kept some of the concepts in them, and forgot all the others.

Using swords and swords together, among many magical skills, only Vigorously Broken Xinghe can keep up with his current state. In addition, he recently created the Sword of Asking Heart and Asking and the eighth strike of "Zi Lei Saber" "Heaven Thunder strikes and slays the real dragon."