I am not a serious young man

Hearing this, Ao Shun felt terrified, got up quickly, came to Zheng Jian, and bowed his hands solemnly, "Thank you, Xiaolong, for saving my little girl's life! I don't thank you for your great kindness, but Xiaolong will never forget it!"

Zheng Jian waved his hands with a smile, "It's just a matter of convenience, it's nothing, the Dragon King doesn't need to care."

Ao Shun waved his hand, "Xiaolong doesn't have anything else, but he can be considered a bit of a fortune. Whatever the Shangxian needs, just ask!"

Zheng Jian laughed loudly, waved his hands and said: "There is no need to do that, I am helping Xiao Longnu not for the sake of reward! Besides, I am here to see if Xiao Longnu returns safely."

Ao Shun looked at Zheng Jian with even more admiration, his expression was less flattering and more sincere, "Shangxian, don't you want to hear Xiaolong's specific thank you gift? After all, in the earth fairy world, everyone said: Mo Dao, the Dragon King has no treasure!"

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, "No need! I'm afraid I'll regret it!"

When Ao Shun heard the words, he immediately stood in awe, "Shangxian is free and easy, Xiaolong is ashamed!"

Zheng Jian laughed loudly, stood up and cupped his hands and said, "It's not free and easy. Now that the little dragon girl is confirmed to be safe and sound, she will return to the Dragon Palace! Then I won't stay any longer, so I will take my leave."

Ao Shun hurriedly said: "In such a hurry? Why don't Shangxian stay in the Dragon Palace for a few days, so that Xiaolong can show his kindness as a landlord."

Xiao Longnv couldn't sit still anymore, she immediately came to Zheng Jian, pulled Zheng Jian's sleeve and shook it endlessly, "Brother Zheng Jian, why don't you stay here for a few days, play for a few days before leaving, okay?"

As she spoke, her beautiful eyes blinked...

Zheng Jian was shocked by Xiaolongnv's look, and blurted out: "What do you eat?"

Xiao Longnu asked in amazement, "What did I eat?"

"You ate my tofu!"

Xiao Longnv asked suspiciously, "Where did I eat your tofu?"

Zheng Jian pointed to Xiao Longnu's hand, who was holding onto his sleeve, "Eat...still eat! My brother has to keep you full..."

Xiao Longnv was very coquettish: "...Brother~~~" The voice was soft and crisp!

Fuck, who can stand this!

Zheng Jian turned his head and found that the old dragon king Ao Shun was staring at him, touching his heart, panting heavily...

Well, seeing with my own eyes that the juicy cabbage that has been planted for many years has grown legs, chasing people to arch, it is not bad that the old Dragon King did not have a heart attack...

Zheng Jian said helplessly: "Little Dragon Girl, your father is watching! Turn around and look at your father's resentful eyes!"

Xiao Longnv suddenly realized, and immediately let go of Zheng Jian with a scream, only to feel that her face was blushing and her heart was beating faster!

Oops!It's a heart-pounding feeling again!

"Hey...Brother Zheng Jian, can you play for a few more days? It doesn't matter how long, seven days is enough... okay?" Xiao Longnv lowered her head and said in a low voice.

Ao Shun sighed in his heart, and slowly said: "Shangxian, it's better to stay for a few more days, don't be thankful, and let Xiaolong do his best."

Zheng Jian sighed, "Okay, then three days!"

Xiao Longnu raised her head immediately, her eyes were full of joy, "Okay! Just three days..."

Don't think too much, nothing happened for three days!

Xiaolongnv's teasing is a small scene for Zheng Jian!

He has experienced a lot of big waves, and he said that it is too much...

He knows very well: Blue boy must protect himself outside, and must not be easily swayed by women!

and……

The average little dragon girl...

For A, really sorry!

The heart is firm, immovable like a mountain, straight like an alloy!

Three days later, Zheng Jian bid farewell to Ao Shun, the Dragon King of the North Sea, and Xiao Longnv, and flew southward on a cloud...

Chapter 516 The Great Sage and the Canopy

Southern Zhanbuzhou.

It has been more than three hundred years since monkeys were suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain.

When Zheng Jian came to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain again, Wufang Jiedi, who was hidden on the mountain and was responsible for guarding the monkeys, suddenly learned how to behave, and lay down directly, allowing Zheng Jian to enter and exit seven times.

As long as you don't expose Buddha's post, do what you like!

But if you dare to expose the Buddha's post that has been buried for hundreds of years, this is equivalent to archaeology...

Tathagata Buddha will let you understand... archeology, it's a no-brainer!

Regarding this, Zheng Jian was quite puzzled, how come they have all come to the foot of the mountain, and the Five-Fang Jiedi has not yet appeared?

Zheng Jian hadn't gone yet, but the monkey had already sensed it, and shouted: "Brother, are you coming to see my grandson again? Come quickly, do you bring some wine, flat peaches, etc., for my grandson?" Try it!"

Zheng Jian came in front of the monkey, and the monkey that caught his eyes almost made him laugh out loud.

Good guy, the dust on his head has been accumulating for too long, and there are grass seeds buried in it, and now they are stubbornly growing out of the soil on the monkey's head...

There is a small grassland on the head of the monkey, which is green and full of vitality!

"Great Sage, it's not like you have nothing to do at the foot of the mountain! This wasteland is well cultivated..." Zheng Jian laughed mercilessly.

monkey:"……"

The resentment value from Sun Wukong is +5999.

"Hey, brother! Don't talk about those useless things, do you have any good wine with you, give my grandson a drink or two! You don't know, for hundreds of years, when my grandson is thirsty, they will Give my grandson to drink molten copper juice, and when my grandson is hungry, they will give my grandson to eat iron balls... Life is so miserable!"

As the monkey talked, he almost shed tears.

Zheng Jian simply sat cross-legged in front of the monkey, and took out a bottle of good wine from the storage space, "Shocked! The great sage Equaling Heaven who used to make troubles in the Heavenly Palace was reduced to eating iron and drinking copper to survive..."

"Good wine! Good wine! Quickly give my grandson a sip, cheap brother, cheap brother, quick!" Monkey's eyes lit up immediately, and he couldn't help urging.

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "You are lucky! This is the fine wine I brought from the North Sea Dragon Palace. Although it is not as good as the fairy wine bestowed by the Jade Emperor, it is still rare!"

Then, he opened the cork and put it in front of the monkey, "Drink!"

The monkey struggled to grab the wine jar, but only a forearm was exposed, and it kept struggling, but it was still a little short...

"Zheng Jian, although my grandson is not a human being, you are a real dog! Feed my grandson twice!" the monkey said angrily.

The resentment value from Sun Wukong is +5999.

Seeing this, Zheng Jian pushed the wine jar forward a few inches, "Can we arrive now?"

Although the monkey was able to reach the wine jar, it couldn't get it to its mouth, and it grinned angrily!

The resentment value from Sun Wukong is +5999.

Immortals such as Wufang Jiedi and Land, who are hidden in the Five Elements Mountain, are actually paying attention without blinking. Seeing this situation, everyone's scalps are numb...

Good guy, this f*cking fairy really lives up to his name, he neither chooses the wrong name nor the wrong title!

Even Sun Wukong, Monkey King, dare to be cheap, there is really no one!

Wufang Jiedi immediately said that if he meets Zheng Jian in the future, he will take a detour!

As the saying goes: When the road is uneven, take a detour!If you see a cheap fairy, move aside!

"The surname is Zheng! Are you going to give it to my grandson?" The monkey was angry and shouted, wishing he could rush out and beat Zheng Jian to death!

Zheng Jian said with an innocent face: "The wine is all placed in front of you, Great Sage, you won't be fooled by being fed, right? You just open your mouth and inhale, won't the wine go down your throat?"

The monkey was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly realized!

"Hey, why didn't my old grandson think of it?"

Immediately, the monkey opened its mouth and sucked it suddenly, and the fine wine in the wine jar came out and shot into the monkey's mouth...

The monkey was really hungry and thirsty for a long time, sucked up a jar of fine wine in one breath, and then burped beautifully!

"Hi...comfortable! My old grandson hasn't tasted the taste of fine wine for hundreds of years..." The monkey felt all of a sudden regained his energy.

"Brother, thank you! It's been 300 years since my old grandson was crushed under this mountain. In the past, gods, monsters, brothers and friends, you are the only one who came to see my old grandson! This kind of love, my old grandson will remember It's gone." Monkey looked at Zheng Jian with fiery eyes, and was really moved.

Zheng Jian smiled, and immediately said: "I have drank the wine, and I have seen it, so I will go! Great Sage, I wish you a speedy escape..."

"300 years, mulberry fields vicissitudes of life

The stubborn stone is also covered with moss, covered with moss

Only one, the heart is not dead

Longing for freedom, freedom

Even if it's wildfire

Even if it's snow covered

Still the same ambition

Still have faith"

Zheng Jian's singing went from near to far, and the monkey listened to it at the foot of the mountain, and burst into tears, sobbing choked up.

After seeing the monkey, Zheng Jian's heart skipped a beat, and he remembered the scene of talking with his second senior brother Tianpeng at the bank of the Milky Way...

"Well, there is nothing left and right, why don't you go and see the second senior brother?" Zheng Jian thought, then crossed the Five Elements Mountain and headed west.

After flying in the clouds for a while, he saw a high mountain, the mountain was full of evil spirits, and it was obvious that there were vicious monsters hiding there.

Zheng Jian was looking at whether this mountain was Fuling Mountain where the second senior brother was, when a gust of wind blew up in the mountain, and a monster rushed up immediately!

This monster was really ugly, with a face like a pig, sharp fangs, and ears like cattail leaves.

Zheng Jian was overjoyed, he really was the second senior brother!

Tianpeng held a nine-tooth nail rake in his hand, and glared at Zheng Jian. He felt familiar. After thinking about it for a while, he remembered, and shouted, "Hey, Brother Bitch!"

Zheng Jian pretended not to know each other, held a god in his hand, and said coldly: "Where did the boar come from, who do you call brother and brother?"

A trace of unease flashed across the pig's face in the canopy, and he immediately shouted: "Bad fairy, you don't know me! I'm a canopy, and our brothers met each other by the Tianhe River, and I even ate the food you gave me!" Fire dates!"

A look of shock appeared on Zheng Jian's face, "My God! Canopy, is it really you, Canopy?"

"It's really me..." Tianpeng saw his old friend, and immediately turned his heart full of absurd words into tears of bitterness, "So that the cheap immortal brothers know that not long after Bi Mawen made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, I Drunk, stumbled into the moon palace Chang'e in a daze! No, I was relegated to the mortal world by His Majesty, and in the end I was in a hurry to seize the body and reincarnate, but I was cast into a pig fetus by mistake, and this is what I am today!"

Zheng Jian had a tree in his heart, but his face was still shocked, "Good guy! Canopy, do you remember what you said in the past? Didn't you admire any fairy? Didn't you say that you would never Emotional? Jingze Zhenzhen, you really did not escape!"

Tianpeng was speechless for a while, unable to speak, and then said after a while: "Brother Xianxian, this is not a place to talk, why don't you come to my house and sit less."

"good!"

At that moment, Zheng Jian dropped his head in the clouds, and came to Yunzhan Cave with Tianpeng.

"Hey, Marshal Canopy, who was all-powerful in the past, actually fell into this field, taking over the mountain and becoming king?" Zheng Jian looked at the simple decoration in the cave, and mocked with a smirk.

Tianpeng was suddenly embarrassed, "Isn't this... forced by livelihood! Brother cheap fairy, stop mocking me..."

Zheng Jian shook his head and chuckled, and took out two jars of fine wine, "Come on, do one!"

The canopy shrugged its nose, and was overjoyed immediately, "Good guy! Dragon Palace fine wine, I'm lucky today..."

Slap Kaifeng mud, open your mouth, and drink a jar of wine...

Zheng Jian: "..."

"Hi...brother Xianxian, is there any more? I drank too fast just now, and I didn't even taste it." Tianpeng said with a shy face.

"You rascal!" Zheng Jian scolded, "Did you ruin the Dragon Palace wine like this?"

After cursing, Zheng Jian took another jar and handed it to the canopy.

After a few jars of wine, the canopy also opened up the chatterbox, "Brother Xixian, what is the truth of Jingze you said?"

Zheng Jian laughed loudly, "The so-called truth of the environment means that a person makes up his mind to do something or not to do something, but the final behavior is completely opposite! For example, even if I starved to death, I didn't eat the food that came from me, but I failed. How long has it been since I devoured the food, but I can’t stop boasting ‘Mmm, it’s so delicious’!”

Tianpeng suddenly realized, but also sighed, "As you said, I did not escape the truth!"

After a pause, maybe Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, or maybe it's because these words have been held in my heart for too many years. At this time, the canopy was slightly drunk, and he said: "Speaking of it, I am really not convinced. You said that Chang'e Fairy is just a celestial being." A dancer foreman, but I am the marshal of the canopy with a hundred thousand Tianhe navy in my hand, brother cheap fairy, why do you think she looks down on me? Why?"

Zheng Jian pondered for two seconds, and said: "Tianpeng, look down! Your breasts are bigger than hers. I think she may be too inferior. Seeing you, she feels ashamed!"

Canopy: "..."

The resentment value from the canopy is +4999.

"Brother Xianxian, are you praising me or calling me obese?"