I am not a serious young man
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Must get involved...
So, he had an idea, and the acting skills of the old drama bone came out...
I saw the Jade Emperor Da Tianzun made an expression of extreme fear, and went directly under the imperial case in front of him, and at the same time shouted: "Go and invite the Buddha of the Western Paradise!"
This acting skill is so penetrating!
Even the voice is broken...
Zheng Jian moved a small bench and sat outside the Tongming Hall. Seeing this scene, he silently gave Jade Emperor Da Tianzun a thumbs up!
Boss, you are really: the heifer is crazy-crazy!
My good guy, this big man with deep mana who uses [-] dots as a unit, really dedicated his proficient acting skills to the big drama Journey to the West at this time!
Too hard!
The wonderful performance of this scene, Chris Wu watched in silence, Yang Tianbao watched in tears, Zhang Zailai said: not under me!
Those eyes that were so frightened that the pupils trembled wildly, those trembling hands, the distorted expression...
Every detail is drama!
No, after chasing from the Tushita Palace, the Taishang Daozu, who was sitting paralyzed beside Zheng Jianjian and panting, couldn't help admiring the Jade Emperor Datianzun when he saw it!
My good fellow, this acting skill is comparable to my head-turning trick!
As soon as Zheng Jian turned his head, he saw the Taishang Daozu with a smile in his eyes and a terrified expression. He was so frightened that his soul almost went to heaven and fell to the ground...
"Too...too...too...Shang Dao Ancestor..." Zheng Jian saw the meaningful eyes of Tai Shang Dao Ancestor, and felt a chill from the soles of his feet to Tianling, and his whole body softened, and he slid off the chair.
"Daozu, you sit down..."
Taishang Daozu waved his hand, "What are you sitting on? The Great Heavenly Venerable isn't sitting, so why should the old Taoist sit? Young man..."
Zheng Jian's heart almost jumped into his throat...
"Old Dao's Golden Pill...is it delicious?" Taishang Daozu floated over with a word.
Zheng Jian was so stiff that he almost died on the spot!
Damn it, Zheng Jian has guessed that his clumsy acting skills have never escaped the eyes of these big guys...
"Ask you something? Why don't you speak?" Taishang Daozu still maintained a horrified expression, whispered.
Zheng Jian felt that his expression at the moment was absolutely ugly, and tremblingly said: "Inside...inside..."
Taishang Daozu glanced at Zheng Jian, stopped talking, and continued to watch the big show in Lingxiao Hall.
Zheng Jian's mind was in a trance, and his whole body was almost wet with cold sweat...
Not long after, outside the heavenly court, there were bursts of Zen sounds, and golden lights...
West Paradise Tathagata Buddha, the Dharma has arrived!
The Tathagata Buddha sits cross-legged on the ninth-grade golden lotus, and the golden wheel of merit and virtue behind his head illuminates the ten directions, with immeasurable light and immeasurable life span!
The two great venerables, Ananda and Kassapa, stood by his side, neither sad nor happy.
"Venerable Kasyapa, go in and tell the gods to stop and let the Great Sage Equaling Heaven come out. I'll ask him what magic power he has." The Tathagata Buddha said slowly in a thunderous voice.
"Follow the Buddha's decree." Venerable Kasyapa lowered his eyebrows and put his palms together, and walked into Lingxiao Hall step by step.
Seeing this, all the immortals stopped their hands and shouted: "The Tathagata Buddha is merciful..."
Seeing this, the monkey put away his supernatural powers, went outside Lingxiao Temple, pointed at Tathagata Buddha, and shouted: "Who are you, dare to come here to block my way!"
Tathagata Buddha calmly took a closer look at this Lingming stone monkey...
After a long while, he said: "I am the Venerable Sakyamuni in the Western Ultimate Bliss World, you monkey, why did you break into the Hall of Lingxiao to act fiercely?"
At this point, the drama is basically the end!
Many fairy gods also stood up straight, and gradually suppressed the panic on their faces.
Zheng Jian also recovered from the panic just now, although I don't know why Taishang Daozu just clicked to the end...
"Hey, I took advantage of the boss, and I don't know if the boss will write it down in the notebook, or let me go like a fart..." He wildly guessed all kinds of possibilities in his mind.
For a while, I wondered if I was clearly arranged by the bosses; for a while, I felt that there was no need for the bosses to arrange me for my stubborn bronze rank; Which of the many possibilities is correct.
As for the resentment value, how dare Zheng Jian squeeze it now...
Whether it's the Bagua furnace set meal or the Wuzhishan set meal, Zheng Jian feels that he can't handle it...
After this dragon is served, only the indestructible body created by the monkey, a natural spiritual stone monkey plus countless elixir and flat peaches, can hold on...
"Well, the show is over soon... just slip away, it won't be good if Taishang Daozu asks me to try the Bagua furnace set meal later!" Zheng Jian watched the monkey prepare to bet with the Tathagata Buddha, and immediately nodded escaped from the Tongming Palace, all the way towards the Nantianmen...
Along the way, Zheng Jian was worried, wishing he could leave Journey to the West immediately...
Fortunately, Taishang Daozu really didn't say any more words, and there were no surprises along the way...
"Hoo hoo... It's safe for the time being!" Zheng Jian breathed a sigh of relief. Now it seems that Taishang Daozu didn't care about him stealing the elixir.
……
Suddenly, there was a muffled sound in the sky!
It was originally day, but it turned into night in an instant. In the gloom, a giant palm descended from the sky...
Under the palm, a figure was falling, it was the monkey.
Zheng Jian watched this scene from afar, his heart trembling. At this moment, what supernatural power can resist this earth-shattering palm?
The monkey who has reached the Heavenly Immortal Dao Fruit, possesses the 72 transformations of the Earth Sha, possesses somersaulting clouds, and can be called an indestructible body, has no ability to resist under this palm!
At this moment, the world is upside down!
"This... is Wuzhi Mountain! This is the mana of Buddha Tathagata!"
Before the golden Buddha's palm fell down, a huge deep pit appeared on the ground...
The monkey was knocked into the pit, and in the next moment, that area was completely covered by the huge golden palm...
Soon, the golden light dissipated, and the giant palm turned into a mountain peak, stretching for thousands of miles, reaching Qingming high, majestic and precipitous...
Wuzhishan!
Zheng Jian had to admit that this scene was really terrifying to the extreme!
Among the many powerful gods and demons who positively showed their combat power in the original book, Tathagata Buddha is the well-deserved number one powerhouse!
After a while, a monkey head emerged from the foot of the mountain.
Monkey, struggling hard...
A post floated down in the void, and landed on the top of the Five Elements Mountain. There were Buddhist mantras on it. Soon, the entire Five Elements Mountain was tightly stitched together, and the monkey was completely suppressed and had no power to resist.
As the monkeys were suppressed, the Heavenly Court resumed its state of singing and dancing.
……
Zheng Jian stood not far from the Five Elements Mountain, and it took him a long time to come to his senses, "This is the world of gods and demons... This is the top powerhouse in this world!"
At this moment, Zheng Jian once again felt his own weakness. As the system said, he was really an ant that could be crushed to death.
When he came to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, the monkey felt it, and immediately shouted: "Brother cheap, brother cheap! Come, come, help me, pull me out!"
"Hey! This monstrous monkey has committed a serious crime, and idlers are not allowed to approach it!" At this moment, there was a cold shout in midair, and five figures appeared, who had received the Buddha's decree and imprisoned the monkey here.
Zheng Jian got up and looked at Wufang Jiedi in the air, and said with a smile: "I didn't intend to rescue him, it was just a conversation between old acquaintances, Wufang Jiedi, everyone is a god, how about some face?"
While Wufang Jiedi was drinking coldly, he landed at the foot of the mountain and stood in front of the monkey.
"Amitabha! Not right~ not right... this monstrous monkey..."
A Jiedi had just spoken halfway, when the monkey behind him bared his teeth and shouted sharply: "Go away, my grandson! Who is the monster monkey? My grandson is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven ~ Sun Wukong!"
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Chapter 505 Redeem for "See Me in the Way"
Wufang Jiedi sneered, "Since Monkey King, Monkey King, why was he suppressed here?"
The monkey was furious, but Wufang Jiedi was not afraid at all...
The Five Elements Mountain is suppressed by the golden post of the Buddha, even if the monkey's magic power reaches the sky, it will not be able to get out.
At that moment, Wufang Jiedi ignored the monkey, turned around and said: "This benefactor, the poor monk has led me to guard the Buddhist Dharma here...Monster monkey, please leave quickly, benefactor."
Zheng Jian pondered for a while, then said lightly: "Did the Buddha say clearly that no one should visit the Great Sage?"
Wufang Jiedi was at a loss for words, "This..."
"Monks don't tell lies..."
Wufang Jiedi had no choice but to say honestly: "The Buddha did not say it clearly."
"Since you didn't say it clearly, why did you stop me? It's impossible for me to rescue him." Zheng Jian sneered.
"Stop talking nonsense! Benefactor, please leave quickly!" Wufang Jiedi refused to budge.
Zheng Jian sighed, "I'm just talking to the monkey..."
"Benefactor, don't make mistakes!"
"...This is forcing me to do it! Come on, come on, don't force me if you want to fight!" Zheng Jian waved his hand, made a classic movement, and said lightly: "Wing Chun, Zheng Wen!"
The five directions Jiedi looked at each other, and with a movement of their figures, they occupied the five directions in the south, east, north, west, and middle, encircling Zheng Jian.
"Benefactor, it's too late to retreat now!"!A Jiedi who was too lazy to name said in a low voice.
Zheng Jian said with a smile: "Hey, you don't even deserve to have a dragon set for your name, are you so arrogant? Come on, come on, let's dance together..."
Wufang Jiedi put his hands together, and five huge swastikas rose around him, and immediately came to suppress Zheng Jian, "Amitabha!"
Zheng Jian smiled coldly, and the strong magic power gushed out, and the shadow of the fist directly spread all over the void, smashing the swastika in an instant!
With a flash of his figure, he rushed in front of a Jiedi, and punched his face.
While Jiedi was shocked, he saw Zheng Jian suddenly turning his fists into palms...
"Snapped!"
A loud slap sounded, and Zheng Jian slapped the name Jiedi away...
"Papa papa..." Before the other four Jiedi could react, another four slaps were arranged...
The resentment value from the five directions Jiedi is +3999, +4999, +5999, +4999, +3999.
The five directions reveal the truth, rushing to the street in an instant, everyone has clear fingerprints on their faces...
One of them, Jie Di, looked at Zheng Jian and said sharply, "Aren't you afraid that the Buddha will blame you for your actions?"
Zheng Jian was stunned for a moment, and said blankly: "Eh...why did the Buddha blame my mother? I do things by myself, so what does it matter to my mother?"
The five directions reveal the truth: "..."
The resentment value from the five directions Jiedi is +3999, +4999, +5999, +4999, +3999.
"Stop being cunning... The Five Elements Mountain was established by the Buddha, if you dare to enter it, you will be disrespectful to the Buddha!" It was the name Jiedi who shouted loudly, and he had the highest resentment value.
Zheng Jian waved his hand, "Stop doing this! I don't mean to disrespect the Buddha... Also, I'm just a slut... The Buddha is magnanimous, and he probably won't be as knowledgeable as a little fairy like me, so, Don't pull the tiger's skin and flag in front of me! I am more proficient in this trick than you."
The five directions reveal the truth: "..."
The resentment value from the five directions Jiedi is +3999, +4999, +5999, +4999, +3999.
Then, Wufang Jiedi watched Zheng Jian walk to the foot of Wuxing Mountain...
Zheng Jian walked up to the monkey, squatted down, pondered for a while, and said with a smile, "My sage, I'll ask you again, if you go or not?"
The monkey's expression froze immediately, and he said stiffly, "My grandson will be able to go back sooner or later!"
The resentment value from Sun Wukong is +5999.
Zheng Jian shook his head and said with a light smile, "I believe it! It's just that the time is not short...Aren't you worried about those monkey grandchildren in Huaguo Mountain?"
The monkey was stunned, as if thinking of something, the monkey head that was raised just now dropped down all of a sudden.
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