I am not a serious young man

Gu Lao almost died of anger!

Good guy, this cheap fairy didn't come in, and he committed a cheap crime in the air!

Gu Lao was completely caught off guard!

What the hell!ruthless!

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Chapter 502 Zheng Jian was exiled

Numerous spirit beasts in Yingzhou stood upright, their heads moving in rhythm, and many cranes and phoenixes also stood on the ground and flapped their wings...

The entire Yingzhou Xiandao can be described in one sentence, that is: the whole audience must act in the same way as me.

At the end of the song, the elders of Yingzhou were almost sent away by Zheng Jian...

The elders all looked ashen, this is so cruel...

Zheng Jian nodded in satisfaction, stood in the mist and shouted loudly: "Nine elders, nine elders, spirit beasts, spirit beasts, spirit birds, spirit birds, all of you cheer me up..."

One of the old men, hearing the words, his eyes darkened, and he almost lost his breath...

Zheng Jian, who had collected a handful of resentment points, left contentedly!

The guru sat on the ground one by one, wishing they could grab the ground with their heads!

This day of becoming a fairy...can't be passed...

"No, this Yingzhou can't stay any longer...Let's go, let's go to the abbot! Find the emperor to make the decision!" An old man flew up and shouted.

"Let's go, find the emperor to make the decision! Find that cheap fairy!"

A group of old men opened the formation and flew towards Abbot Xianshan angrily.

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Penglai Island.

Zheng Jian didn't know that Nine Elders had filed a complaint. When he returned to Penglai, he checked Xing'er's practice progress first, and then returned to Langhuan Cave to continue his practice.

At the same time, Abbot Xianshan.

In the fairy palace of Emperor Donghua, the nine elders lined up, crying as sadly as possible.

"Dijun... You have to give it to the old people..."

"That's right, I can't live this day..."

"That little thief, Zheng Jian, although he can't enter the island, he actually pierces his ears with a magic voice. I can't stand it..."

"I was almost sent to the Underworld by that little thief..."

Emperor Donghua sat on the throne, resting his forehead with his hands, and felt that his head was extremely big.

"Nine elders...don't cry..." Dijun advised gently.

"Emperor...if this continues, I will only be able to live quietly in your fairy palace for a day or two!" Jiu Lao cried even louder...

"Don't cry!" Dijun slapped the armrest and shouted.

Gu Lao's crying stopped abruptly in an instant.

Emperor Donghua looked at Jiulao's pitiful look, and couldn't help slowing down his tone, "Well, I'll improve the formation for you again. This time, I will not only cover up the position, but also give you another treasure, the soundproof stone! As long as he comes, You sacrificed soundproof stones to keep his voice from being transmitted...so, get up first! Everyone is thousands of years old, crying like a child, what's the point?"

When the nine elders heard the words, they all said "Thank you for your kindness", and then got up.

Bringing the precious sound-proof stone, Guru went back...

Emperor Donghua leaned on the armrest with a look of helplessness on his face, "This is not going to work, this guy is holding on to the evil of the nine elders, and sooner or later he will send some of the elders away! Forget it, let him go out and harm others. ... After all, a dead fellow Daoist will never die as a poor daoist!"

Immediately, Emperor Donghua ordered: "Dongfang, drive to Penglai!"

When the emperor travels, he naturally has a jade chariot, accompanied by thousands of fairies, boys and girls, and heads towards Penglai Island in a mighty way.

The three elders of Penglai were playing chess on the island. When they heard the music bursting in the air and the ceiling was scattered, they immediately stopped the game and hurried out of the island to meet them.

"It turns out that the emperor is here, and the old man has lost his way to welcome him. I hope the emperor will not be blamed." The three of Fu Lu Shou cupped their hands and said.

Emperor Donghua stepped out of the jade chariot, and said with a smile: "This emperor came here uninvited, but I hope that the elders will not be blamed. By the way, where is that cheap fairy who loves to cause trouble?"

The old birthday star smiled and said, "I'm cultivating in the cave."

A sneer flashed across Emperor Donghua's handsome face, and he said: "He made others feel uncomfortable, but now he ran to hide and practice quietly! Please trouble the three veterans to bring that guy out, and say that the emperor has something to look for him! "

Hearing the words, the three elders didn't understand that Zheng Jian must be in trouble again...

In Langhuan Cave Mansion, Zheng Jiangang was sitting cross-legged to absorb the spirit energy, when suddenly he had a sudden impulse and opened his eyes.

The next moment, the old birthday star's voice came from outside the cave, "Zheng Jian, come out quickly! The Emperor is here..."

Zheng Jian's heart skipped a beat, and a bad premonition arose, "Damn it...it can't be! The nine elders of Yingzhou actually sued the teacher? It's really disrespectful..."

Well, this guy Zheng Jian has no other skills, so he first practiced his unique skill of the marshal of the canopy - beat him up.

When I came to Baiyun Cave, I saw Emperor Donghua standing calmly under the pine and apricot trees, with little Dongfang Shuo beside him, and whispering to the apricot trees.

"Ahem, the weather is very good today! Dijun, what wind brought you here from Abbot?" Zheng Jian said with a smile on his face.

The corner of Emperor Donghua's mouth curled up, and he sneered: "This emperor dares to say pillow wind, do you dare to believe it?"

Zheng Jian's heart skipped a beat again, "My good fellow, Gu Lao actually sued the teacher... This kind of student is really annoying!"

Thinking in his heart, he said: "Xiaoxian dare not..."

ok...

Harvesting grievances is cool for a while, and the crematorium afterwards!

Emperor Donghua sneered and said: "Why don't you dare! The nine elders of Yingzhou were so angry that you almost jumped into the sea... What else do you dare to? Hmm? You are really good at supernatural powers, and I set you up Formation, you can't enter Yingzhou, and you are outside the island... using suona to interfere with Jiulao... What, you want to send Jiulao down to Jiuquan?"

Zheng Jian repeatedly said "Don't dare", and finally smiled: "Oh, why is the formation so mysterious and obscure, it makes Xiaoxian feel like falling into the clouds, and it is difficult to distinguish east, west, north, south... It turned out that it was laid by the emperor, it is really amazing The good fortune, the opportunity to invade the sun and the moon, caused Xiaoxian to feel an irresistible panic. The emperor is really a man of culture and martial arts, with an open mind, and a scholar of heaven and man... The old tree is rooted, the old man pushes the cart, and the old man is standing on the ground. Aim for thousands of miles, sweep away hunger, be yourself..."

Emperor Donghua: "...you shut up!"

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +6999.

Dijun can't stand listening...

It's all a mess...

The three elders of Fu Lu Shou cast admiring glances at Zheng Jian, good guy, this lip service is simply...

Zheng Jian stopped embarrassingly, and the last words were a bit sloppy... A mistake, definitely a mistake!

Emperor Donghua glared at Zheng Jian with a sullen face, "Since you bullied the guru many times and caused great physical and mental trauma to the guru, this emperor has decided to punish you to leave the country for 500 years! Within 500 years, you will not be summoned, and you will not be allowed to return to Penglai three times. island!"

Zheng Jian's face collapsed immediately, and he said pitifully: "Dijun, 500 years is too long... Or, how about 300 years? After all, there are three elders of Fu Lu Shou who need to be taken care of here, as well as my poor Little disciple...she just needs my teaching, when she transforms, what if I'm not here...and become ugly?"

Dijun turned his head and glanced at the apricot tree, a pitiful little girl appeared in the shadow of the tree, with tears in her eyes, she kept bowing to Dijun, as if she was pleading for Zheng Jian...

Emperor Donghua: "..."

Zheng Jian silently praised Xing'er in his heart, as expected of a master and apprentice, there is no need to communicate at all, and he knows how to act with just one look...

In comparison, Zhang Xiaofan is really unspiritual...

Even the three elders of Fu Lu Shou would be satisfied at this time, coughing unceasingly, as if they were getting old...

Emperor Donghua said angrily: "Forget it if Fuxing and Luxing follow suit! Old Shouxing, you are the incarnation of Shouyuan. Even if all life in the world is wiped out, you can survive alone. Do you still need to take care of it?"

Hearing the words, the old birthday star smiled awkwardly, "Ahem...baby, such an old man will be lonely..."

Seeing Xing'er's adorable pleading appearance in the shadow of the tree, Emperor Donghua said helplessly: "Well, for the sake of the elders and your little apprentice, I will punish you lightly. I will exile you for 300 years!"

Zheng Jian bowed immediately, "Thank you, Emperor..."

It's only 300 years, for the gods, it's just a nap...

Emperor Donghua said again: "My surname is Zheng, if you want to be cheap, you can go outside to be cheap. There are so many gods and monsters in this world, don't keep harming your family, especially Jiulao, it's a pity that you are old and run away. Crying to the emperor, it can be seen that you are...too much!"

Zheng Jian nodded embarrassingly, as if it made sense!

The nine elders of Yingzhou are about to become the nine bald ones of Yingzhou...

"Remember, rabbits don't even eat grass beside their nests!" Emperor Donghua said coldly.

Zheng Jian blurted out like a conditioned reflex, "But you have to get the moon to get close to the water..."

Emperor Donghua: "...you will die if you don't speak up, right?"

The resentment value from Emperor Donghua is +5999.

Zheng Jian scratched his head, he swore he really didn't mean it this time, it was a conditioned reflex...

"Okay, you can get out now..." Emperor Donghua didn't want to talk to Zheng Jian any more.

Zheng Jian had no choice but to say: "Third elders, please help me teach Xing'er during this time..."

The elders of Fu Lu Shou nodded one after another, "Don't worry, your disciple is our disciple."

Xing'er burst into tears again...

"Okay, Xiao Xing'er, it's only 300 years, soon! Cultivate hard... strive to cultivate a human body as soon as possible, and transform into a human body!" Zheng Jian laughed.

The current Xing'er can only transform into a human body at night, and her main body does not move. In fact, she is not truly transformed.

The trees are strange, and it is difficult to transform...

"I'm leaving! Old man Fu Xing, you must be happy! Old man Lu Xing, your surname must be Lu! And old man Shou Xing, you must live longer than Epiphyllum..." Zheng Jian said sadly.

The three elders of Fu Lu Shou always felt that something was wrong, especially the last sentence...

The old birthday star suddenly changed his face, raised the crutch in his hand and hit, "Get lost! You bastard, you are not a man!"

The resentment value from the birthday star is +3999.

When Zheng Jian left Penglai, he saw that Penglai behind him was also hidden in the clouds...

Faintly, it seems that there are firecrackers and fireworks rising into the sky...

Zheng Jian: "...It's just that you sent me away. Thousands of miles away, you are silent and black and white... This setting off fireworks...isn't it a bit too much!"

Penglai Sandao, I will definitely come back again!

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Chapter 503 I want~ What is the use of this iron rod?

After leaving the three islands of Penglai, Zheng Jian looked at the balance of resentment value, 59+...

"Damn, it's just a little bit..."

Obsessive-compulsive disorder means that 99 prayers have come, and the last shivering has to be over before it feels comfortable!

Why not ride the wind and soar up to [-] miles!

Thinking in this way, he rode the clouds straight to the Heavenly Court. After all, the world is full of gods, especially the Heavenly Court...

After passing through the Nantian Gate, hey, coincidentally, the King of Growth is on duty again!

"Oh, old brother, today you are on duty at Nantianmen again..." Zheng Jian smiled and cupped his hands to meet him, and patted Zeng Tianwang on the right shoulder.

"Ouch! My dear mother..." Zeng Tianwang suddenly screamed, and the surrounding heavenly soldiers and generals turned pale with shock.

The resentment value from the King of Growth +4999.

Zheng Jian: "...Brother Tianwang, I just slapped it casually, won't you? You are a majestic heavenly king, so you won't touch my porcelain, right?"

Um?Isn't that enough resentment?

A surprise, a surprise!

The King of Zhangchang’s painful tears were about to come down. He heard the words and endured the pain, "Old brother~ ah! You don’t know about the battle at Huaguo Mountain a few days ago, right?"

"You know?" Zheng Jian asked doubtfully.

"Hey... that battle, the sun and the moon were dark! Poor my arm, it was wiped by that monster monkey's stick, and it's still not healed... Your slap almost crippled my old brother's arm !” The King of Growth bared his teeth.

"Oh~~~ So that's what happened...I said, the majestic king of heaven, why is he so weak all of a sudden! Don't worry, king of heaven, I have a solution!" Zheng Jian said with a cheap smile.