I am not a serious young man

In Lingxiao Palace, when all the immortals were helpless, Taibai Jinxing smiled slightly, frowned, and thought about it!

So, the monkey is awesome this time, the Monkey King conferred by the Heavenly Court is not their self-proclaimed Great Saint, regardless of whether there is any business, whether there is a salary, the registration of the Monkey King can be regarded as being recognized by the GM up!

Zheng Jian, who was in the Heavenly Court, heard that the monkey had once again ascended to heaven to become the Great Sage, and knowing that the opportunity was not far away, he strode towards the Great Sage's Mansion...

Come to this newly built Dasheng Mansion, not to mention, although it is only a false title, this mansion is really not bad.

The rays of the sun are shining, the auspicious atmosphere is striped, and there is a peach garden next to it!

You said, let the monkeys live next to the flat peach garden, isn't it obvious that they are waiting for the monkeys to steal peaches...

Zheng Jianshi came to the Dasheng Mansion, entered the gate, and saw our Monkey King leisurely leaning on the chair of the Dasheng Mansion, holding a half bottle of fairy wine in his hand, smiling, drinking Take a bite, feel happy.

Seeing Zheng Jian, the monkey was taken aback for a moment, and then lazily said: "Who are you, dare to trespass on my old grandson's Da~sheng~ mansion!"

Zheng Jian chuckled, "I'm Zheng Jian, an immortal from Penglai, nicknamed 'Jian Xian', here, this is my immortal card!"

As he said that, he showed the celestial card in his hand.

The monkey opened his eyes and saw it, and burst out laughing, jumping up and down, "Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! Your fairy name is really wonderful! Bitch... Hahahaha, my old grandson has never heard such a fun fairy name... ..."

"What about you, I just went to heaven not long ago, and I don't know when such a mansion was built here." Zheng Jian said with a cheap smile. Monkeys in this period are free and they act according to their will, which is the most attractive time.

In particular, monkeys do not know the common etiquette, and treat all the immortals in the heavens equally, regardless of their positions, which is actually the most precious concept of equality.

Look at him, when you see Sanqing, you call him "old"; All the stars in the sky and the gods of the Milky Way all treat each other as brothers and call each other.

If you change the canopy, you can't do it!

Therefore, the monkey at this time has the most temper towards Zheng Jian. After all, he is also a real slut with the nickname "Jianxian". He has become a fairy, and it is actually quite boring to have a system of high and low levels. of.

But there is no way, as the saying goes, where there are people, there are grievances, and where there are grievances, there are rivers and lakes.

Even if it is placed in heaven, this sentence is still applicable. In this arena, you can't help yourself!

The more this is the case, the more I like monkeys who treat everyone equally at this time...

Monkeys after 500 years will not be like this...

Although he still calls himself "Great Sage" from time to time, and the immortals also call him "Great Sage", but you can see that on the westward journey, the monkey is gradually becoming less and less willing to show his abilities, and instead moves everywhere to rescue soldiers.

Although this is what Tianting and Lingshan hope to see, but at the same time, it is also because of 500 years of suffering in prison that he understands the monkey love incident...

If the monkey has settled every difficulty by himself, then what are the gods in the sky and the Buddhas in Lingshan to show their holiness in the world?

The monkey said, look, I am more obedient now, I will do what you say!

This kind of staff is what gods and Buddhas need. Of course, the monkey himself is not completely useless. After getting rid of the demon body, his achievement is equivalent to that of the god of heaven and Taoism, which is higher than the previous celestial level. A lot out!

Far away.

Then again, these are all monkey's own affairs, and have nothing to do with Zheng Jian!

Zheng Jianjian is an immortal born in the human race. Subduing demons and eliminating demons is a great thing for the human race. It doesn't matter whether it is under the rule of Taoism or the prosperity of Buddhism. Anyway, monsters can't eat people...

To survive, this is the simplest wish of ordinary humans.

As far as Zheng Jian is concerned, he doesn't make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace anyway, at most he is following Brother Monkey for some benefits...

At this time, Zheng Jian and Houzi, one was sleazy and the other was rebellious, but the more they looked at each other, the more they seemed to agree.

No, when he was happy, the monkey asked the immortal official to open a bottle of [-] immortal wine and handed it to Zheng Jian. The two of them did not sit on the chairs, but came to the steps outside the hall and sat on the steps to drink with each other. stand up.

"ton ton ton ton..."

Immortal wine poured into his throat, and a burst of celestial energy filled his limbs and bones. Zheng Jian couldn't help but burped, and his mana increased a bit.

It can only be said that it is indeed the immortal wine bestowed by the Jade Emperor, and the effect is really extraordinary...

After becoming a drinking buddy, as soon as the chatterbox opened, they began to brag in the dark.

This is the nature of the drunkards in the heavens and the world, and it cannot be changed, it cannot be changed!

No, the monkey took advantage of the wine and talked about his great achievements in traveling to the East China Sea, descending into the underworld, torturing giant spirits, and fighting Nezha. His monkey face was glowing red, and he couldn't stop talking.

Zheng Jian thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Great Sage, I heard that you still have six sworn brothers?"

The monkey heard the words, his drunken eyes dimmed and said: "Of course! My grandson's six elder brothers are all capable! It's a pity that they don't want to go to heaven with my grandson, otherwise our seven Great Saint Mansions will form a row. , How majestic!"

Zheng Jian nodded and echoed: "Yes, you are right! By the way, Great Sage, what is your second elder brother's background?" Of course Zheng Jian knew that it was King Overturning the Sea, but this guy was not as good as himself back then. The weak chicken, in the blink of an eye, was able to sit on an equal footing with the Bull Demon King, calling him "the Great Sage Demon King Overcoming the Sea". There must be something strange about this.

The monkey was stunned, thought for a while, and then said: "Second, the second brother, the great sage who overwhelms the sea, the Great Sage Demon King! It is said that he got some kind of adventure in the North Sea, and my grandson doesn't know about it! However, the magic power is not inferior to my grandson. , Second brother, you deserve it!"

Zheng Jian knew it in his heart, and this was basically in line with his guess, but now it seems that even the monkey doesn't know the specific adventure...

This is true, no matter who it is, they will not tell others about their own background!

Thinking of this, Zheng Jian began to talk nonsense again, "Hey, great sage, when you seven sworn brothers in the orchard of the seven great sages...who is the person worshiping on the table? Is it the second master Guan? That's the only one... don't ask Born in the same year, same month, same day, but wish to die in the same year, same month, same day.”

The monkey rolled his eyes, "Who...who is Second Master Guan? Of course we respect...respect heaven and earth! What kind of trouble is Second Master Guan worthy of my grandson to worship him?"

Zheng Jian: "..." This monkey has no sense of humor... But there is no way, he doesn't understand this joke...

After this time, after going back and forth, Zheng Jian became acquainted with the Great Sage...

After another period of time, on this day, the monkey finally got the job and was in charge of the Peach Garden!

After wandering in the sky for so many days, the monkey finally got something to do. Of course, the monkey was overjoyed, and immediately went into the peach garden to check the many peach trees.

Monkeys watching Taoyuan...

If you don't steal flat peaches, you'll be damned!

On that day, the monkey dismissed a group of warriors and ate several of them by himself.

After two or three days, Zheng Jian and the monkey "coincidentally met" again.

Immediately, Monkey invited Zheng Jian to Pantaoyuan to "try something new"!

Zheng Jian said: He has been waiting for this sentence for several months...

Since I entered the Heavenly Court, I have been walking around, getting familiar with the path, and being brothers and sisters with the monkey, isn't it just for today...

Um, not right, there is tomorrow and the day after tomorrow!

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Chapter 500 This opportunity, wait for a thousand years, ah~~~~~

"Brother, my old grandson told you, the peach garden of the Queen Mother is incredible!"

"My grandson has already inquired clearly. There are a total of 3000 peach trees. Among them, the front 6000 trees have small flowers and small fruits. They ripen once in 9000 years. People eat them and become immortals, and their bodies are light. In the middle [-] plants, layers of flowers and sweet fruits, once ripened in [-] years, people eat Xiaju and fly, and live forever. The next [-] plants, purple-patterned cypress, ripen in [-] years, people eat and live as long as heaven and earth , the sun and the moon are the same age. Do you want to try it with my grandson?"

The monkey pulled Zheng Jian, glanced left and right, and whispered.

Zheng Jian shouted in his heart: willing, willing, I am willing.

However, on the surface, Zheng Jian pretended to be embarrassed: "Great Sage, I... I naturally want to see and see. It's just that the Pantao Garden is not allowed to enter without permission, and it is guarded by immortal officials..."

The monkey chuckled, "To tell you the truth, my old grandson is in charge of the peach garden now! In this way, my old grandson will turn you into a hair and hide it behind my old grandson's neck! Enter the flat peach garden and drive away the wrestlers!" , Immortal official, how about you come out again?"

Zheng Jian showed a cheap smile, and hammered his chest vigorously, "The Great Sage is open! Don't talk about it, Gou Fugui, don't forget each other!"

"Hey, my grandson loves to hear this! Let's go..."

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Pan Taoyuan.

As the only fairy orchard in heaven and earth, how can there be no poetry?

Poems as proof:

Yaoyao scorching flowers and trees, every tree and fruit pressing down on the branches.

Brocade bombs hang from the branches of fruit, and rouge is clustered on the blossoming tree.

This is called... advanced water word counting method!

It was not the first time for the monkey to enter the Peach Garden, with its chest up and its head up, as if there was no one else around.

As soon as I entered the garden, I walked around first, pretending to count the number of plants, and then said: "My grandson is a little tired, you wait outside the door, my grandson takes a rest here."

A group of strong men, immortal officials and even the land all retreated according to their words.

After looking around, the monkey shook its body hair, and Zheng Jian showed his true colors and appeared beside the monkey.

"How is it? Such a big garden is now owned by my grandson!" The monkey was overjoyed, and picked a 9000-year-old peach with a purple grain and core, and took a bite, splashing the juice.

Zheng Jian's eyes were straightened, "Good guy! Great Sage, my brother's clothes are spicy!"

"Have a taste?" the monkey smiled while eating.

"It's easy to say, easy to say! This is really good luck! If you are rich, don't forget each other!" Zheng Jian was overjoyed, surrounded by 9000-year-old trees, so big and delicious that the kid next door could cry.

Seeing Zheng Jian's appearance, the monkey couldn't stop laughing secretly, picked the biggest one nearby, and threw it to Zheng Jian, "Try it, hurry up, try it!"

Zheng Jian held it to his mouth, sniffed it first, and felt that the magic power in his body had increased a little. He watched the monkey eat a mouthful and throw one away, but he didn't want to waste it like this. The rich mana is stored in the flesh and blood, and it will only be refined after it is released.

Not only did they eat it secretly, Zheng Jian even took some. The ones ripened every 3000 years, the ones ripened every 6000 years, and the ones ripened every 9000 years. He took three of each and hid them in the storage space. He planned to go back and taste them slowly. This fairy family treasure.

Seeing Zheng Jian's appearance, the monkey couldn't stop laughing.

Zheng Jian wasn't embarrassed at all, he wasn't a Lingming stone monkey, and he didn't have the terrifying body of a monkey. He was already full after eating two, and he had to refine it slowly.

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After a while, the monkey, who was finally full after eating flat peaches, repeated his old tricks, took Zheng Jian out of the garden, looked at the crowd of warriors and immortal officials at the door, and snorted in his nostrils, all of which were filled with endless immortal energy...

"You... hiccup... take good care of the garden, my old grandson will go back today!" The monkey also hiccupped...

A group of wrestlers looked at their noses and their hearts one after another, pretending they hadn't heard, and bowed back to the garden...

Back at the Great Saint's Mansion, Zheng Jian couldn't suppress the essence of immortal energy that was about to burst out of his body, and quickly began to refine the massive mana in his body.

"Peaches are really the treasure of the fairy family..." Zheng Jian was overjoyed. His mana, which was originally less than 2000 years old, now doubled after eating a big peach from a 9000-year-old tree!

As for the monkey, he didn't even bother to refine it. The natural fairy body of his Lingming Stone Monkey also possessed the fruit of the Heavenly Immortal Dao Fruit, like a bottomless pit...

After another period of time like this, Zheng Jian took all the flat peaches he had saved, and after refining the immortal energy in them, his mana soared to ten thousand years, which is called boundless mana!

On this day, Zheng Jian heard that the Pantao Festival was coming soon, and knew in his heart that another wave of opportunities had come!

This is the back door specially opened for monkeys in Heaven, otherwise you think that all the gods and Buddhas in the sky don't know that monkeys love to eat peaches...

Zheng Jianyun used Tiangang 36 to stand upright without a shadow. This is a supernatural power he has specially cultivated for this operation. The ability to hide the sun and the moon without a shadow and hide in the void is the real space supernatural power.

He didn't go anywhere, just hid outside the Yaochi, watching the fairy officials and warriors rushing inside, waiting for the monkey to come.

Soon came a barefoot fairy, Zheng Jian said in his heart: Here we come!

Sure enough, the barefoot fairy entered the Yaochi, and with a wave of his hand, he threw out a group of sleepy bugs, and all the officials, warriors, and fairies in the Yaochi fell into a coma.

At that moment, the barefooted immortal showed his true form, it was the monkey himself!

The wind swept away, even eating and drinking, he tasted the immortal wine, dragon liver and phoenix marrow, etc...

Zheng Jian followed the monkey, stealing a bottle of fairy wine here, and a plate of dragon liver there...

The monkey was already very drunk, and said to himself: "Not good... not good... What should I do if I was discovered for a while? Why don't I go back to Fuchu to sleep..."

Out of the Yaochi, Zheng Jian continued to hide behind the drunk monkey, turning into a hair and hiding among its hairs.

Monkey hair: (oo)

Zheng Jian: (●′ω.●)

As soon as he walked around, the monkey came to the Lihen Tiandousita Palace, which is above 33 days, and broke in with drunk eyes...

On the altar of Zhuling in the Tushita Palace, the Taishang Daozu was preaching to the ancient Buddha, the corner of his eye twitched, as if he felt something...

"The hozen came to eat my elixir, and he brought an extra guy..." Taishang Daozu realized that Zheng Jian was hiding in his heart, but he pretended not to know, and continued to preach without caring.

In the elixir room, the monkey ate the elixir of the five gourds upside down like beans in a bamboo tube...

Zheng Jian hid behind the monkey and didn't grab much, just took a few golden pills from each gourd...

All the rest were eaten up by the monkeys.

After taking the golden pill, the monkey sobered up from the wine. He didn't know that he had caused trouble, and even fled to the lower realm from the West Heaven Gate.

As for Zheng Jian, he gained benefits by following the monkey, and then slipped down to the realm through the Nantian Gate.

When passing through the Nantianmen, Zengchang Tianwang saw that it was Zheng Jian, so he didn't stop him at all, and let Zheng Jian go down to earth.