I am not a serious young man

"Okay! Of course you can! But let's talk about it first, you don't mess around in this deep mountain and old forest, in the wilderness! Although you say that you are a third-year female junior and hold gold bricks, but you are a female junior three thousand..."

Xiaobai: "... Get lost!"

The resentment value from Xiao Bai is +4999.

Having just known each other for less than a day, Xiaobai has already deeply felt that this person's cheapness is not just ordinary cheapness, but real cheapness!

She thought to herself that her temper was pretty good, and she could still be pissed off by Zheng Jian!

They found a towering ancient tree, and the two slept on a branch each.

Xiaobai is really tired, and the monster energy is consumed a lot, and he is a little out of breath: "Hey, Zheng Jian! I'm going to sleep..."

"Sleep, just sleep..." Zheng Jian said angrily.

"So, can you say goodnight to me? I haven't heard this sentence for more than 300 years..." Xiaobai judo, under the moonlight, there is a pleading look on his beautiful face.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "No problem, I will arrange someone to kill you sooner or later!"

Xiaobai: "...you're such an idiot! You'll die if you speak well, right?"

Listen, is this what a Youdao Gaozhen said?

The resentment value from Xiao Bai is +5999.

Zheng Jian nodded, "Maybe, I'm afraid you won't be able to resist if I say good things, if you force me...if I'm raped by you to death...isn't it all right?"

Xiaobai: "...you get lost!"

The resentment value from Xiao Bai is +5999.

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Chapter 476 As long as you are pretty, your boyfriend will pass the college entrance examination

Seeing Xiaobai's appearance of wanting to go crazy, Zheng Jian thought for a while, and said again: "Well, don't be angry! Let me sing you a song, how about it?"

Xiao Bai was taken aback for a moment, turned his head slightly, looked at Zheng Jian, "You can sing?"

Zheng Jian said impatiently: "Just say whether you want to hear it or not. If you don't want to hear it, then I won't sing it."

Xiao Bai smiled lightly, "Okay, I really like listening to people sing."

Zheng Jian cleared his throat and sang:

"I am a fox who has practiced for thousands of years

A thousand years of practice, a thousand years of loneliness

Can someone hear me cry in the dead of night

Can someone see me dancing in the dim light

......"

Xiaobai was a little skeptical at first, after all, Zheng Jian's mouth is too scary...

But as soon as she heard the first sentence, she couldn't help but sit up.

In the dark and dense forest of Shiwanda Mountain, the surroundings are quiet, only Zheng Jian's soft voice is flowing.

Xiaobai couldn't help but shed tears as he listened...

The foxes in this world are as intelligent as humans, and they are the most affectionate. Listening to this song "White Fox" at this time, I just feel that it is sung to the bottom of my heart, and I can't help but feel a sense of sympathy.

After singing the song, Xiaobai had tears in his eyes, and cried again: "You are a real person! The ability to irritate people is really first-rate, look, you made me cry again..."

Zheng Jian thought for a while, and then said: "I want to laugh, it's not easy? Let me tell you, I still have a unique suona. I will give you a song that will definitely refresh your mind and instantly relieve you from the sad mood just now." Come out, how about it?"

Xiaobai's red lips parted slightly, and she hurriedly shook her head desperately...

God, if we really want to play a suona...

The mood and artistic conception just now...

"Please, don't come!" Xiao Bai looked a little pitiful.

Zheng Jian: "...All right, then rest!"

"Yeah." Xiaobai nodded, looking at the crescent moon like a hook, fascinated, staying up all night with red eyes...

The next day, when the sun was about three poles high, when the sun was shining all over the mountain and casting fragments of light in the shade of the trees, Xiao Bai gradually woke up from his deep sleep.

The moment she opened her eyes, she couldn't help but stretch out her hand to block her eyes from the dazzling sunlight.

Seeing the bright sunshine, Xiaobai was finally sure: she was really out of trouble!

Sitting up from the tree, Xiaobai stretched lazily, and the baby's granary bulged high, showing off an infinitely beautiful figure.

"You are awake! If you don't wake up, I will suspect that you are not a fox demon, but a pig demon... you can sleep like this!"

Zheng Jian's voice came from another tree, standing on the top of the tree, overlooking the endless mountains.

Xiaobai turned his head in bewilderment, his good mood was instantly ruined.

"Hey! Bitch, what are you really doing, you are No. 1 in ruining the atmosphere!"

The resentment value from Xiao Bai is +4999.

Zheng Jian was taken aback, the title "slut" made him a little distracted...

Once upon a time, there was a witch who called him that, but that was a long time ago...

"Xiaobai, let's discuss something with you." Zheng Jian came back to his senses and looked at Xiaobai with a smile.

Xiaobai's eyes were fixed, and she saw a trace of sadness in Zheng Jian's eyes, which was very secretive, but she had lived for thousands of years, so she could see it very clearly.

"What's the matter?" Xiaobai couldn't help but slow down his voice and said softly.

"Don't call me 'slut', if you think I have a cheap feeling, please add the word 'small' in front!" Zheng Jian smiled innocently, showing eight teeth.

"Why? Little slut!" Xiaobai asked kindly, but still couldn't help being curious.

"Because the title 'slut'... doesn't sound good! It's better to be 'little bitch'!" Zheng Jian said lightly, covering up the melancholy in his eyes.

Xiaobai looked at Zheng Jian thoughtfully, nodded slightly, "Okay! Then I'll call you... little... bitch!"

After resting for a while, Xiaobai's condition recovered a bit, and her face also looked a lot ruddy. Under the sun, she exuded an astonishing charm.

She floated in front of Zheng Jian, and said softly: "Little bitch, after you saved me, you didn't go back to the Central Plains, but walked around the Hundred Thousand Mountains. What are you looking for?"

Zheng Jian took a step back and slightly opened the distance between the two of them, "I want to find a unicorn, preferably a female! Don't think too much, I just want to find a companion for our Lingzun of Qingyunmen... ..."

Xiaobai covered his mouth and smiled lightly, his eyes seemed to have light waves flowing, he took another step forward, and moved closer to Zheng Jian, his red lips parted slightly, "You only want to find a companion for your Lingzun, but you don't want to find a companion for yourself. One? Huh?"

After finishing speaking, she licked her lips and blinked her right eye lightly.

Zheng Jian couldn't help being stunned, and took another step back, "Hey, Xiaobai! You, what do you want to do?"

Xiaobai took another step closer, and the fragrance hit people, "Do you think I'm beautiful?"

Zheng Jian shook his head and pondered: "Let me explain first, I don't stutter! Look at the age difference between us, you are more than enough to be my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother..."

Xiaobai chuckled, "It's okay! As long as the relationship is true, age doesn't matter..."

Zheng Jian was taken aback, this... As long as he is pretty, his boyfriend is in the college entrance examination?

Should I change my name, don't call me a serious young man, change my girlfriend to be 1000 years older than me?

Not cold!

Is Zheng Jian the kind of person who gives in?

of course not!

To deal with this scene of being teased, practice makes perfect.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "No, you both have children! No matter whether your husband and you are divorced or the others are gone, we are not suitable for each other!"

Xiaobai was slightly taken aback, then took another step forward, almost sticking to Zheng Jianjian, and opened his mouth slightly, "As the saying goes, you don't ask about the number of divorces, and you don't ask about the age of marriage, do you understand?"

Fuck!And a subwoofer!

Who the hell can resist this... vixen, so terrifying!

Zheng Jian backed away as hard as he could, and said, "She-beasts have different paths! Xiaobai, don't come here..."

Xiao Bai continued to seduce with the subwoofer: "Little bitch, have you...have you ever received flowers?"

Zheng Jian shook his head: "No! I'm a big man, what flowers do I want?"

Xiaobai rolled his eyes, "Hee hee, why don't I give you a bundle!"

Zheng Jian waved his hand, "No need! I will be the head of my grave!"

noob:"……"

The resentment value from Xiao Bai is +4999.

To be honest, if it wasn't for Zheng Jian's sake of saving her, Xiaobai might have already slapped her...

Listen to this is human words?

Don't even want to send him flowers, don't want to, but he actually said that he is the president of his own grave!

Ha ha……

"Okay, aren't you looking for a unicorn... I saw one hundreds of years ago, but I don't know if it's a female." Xiaobai surrendered and stopped flirting...

Can't move!

Zheng Jian's eyes lit up, "Really?"

This is really: the mountains and rivers are restored, huh?There is no way, the willows are dark and the flowers are bright, yo, a village!

Xiao Bai nodded slightly, "I'm not sure if it's still there after hundreds of years! But we can try it."

Zheng Jian got up immediately, "Then what are you waiting for? Let's go..." Hmph, Zhou Yixian didn't say anything, he couldn't help himself, good luck!

At that moment, Zheng Jian and Xiao Bai set up two beams of light and flew towards the depths of the Hundred Thousand Mountains.

……

Fox Qishan.

Ghost King Zong, Bi Yao looked at his father in front of him, and couldn't help but burst into tears.

Ten thousand people have already reached the point where all the fuel is exhausted, and in front of him stand Qinglong, Baihu, Mr. Ghost and other important figures of the Ghost King Clan.

"Qinglong, I'm afraid I won't be able to..."

"Sect Master!" Qinglong Humu's eyes filled with tears.

"I... I have been working hard for more than a hundred years, but I have not been able to fulfill my master's last order, and I have not been able to carry forward the ghost king's sect... I hate..."

"Sovereign, I have a elixir here. After taking it, no matter how serious the injury is, it can be delayed for another three days! However, after three days, the gods will be hard to save!" Mr. Gui was silent for a long time, and whispered.

"Submit it to me!" Wan Wan said in a deep voice.

Qinglong, Baguio and others were silent. Ever since Qinglong brought back thousands of people, Mr. Ghost has tried his best to heal them. Now all kinds of treasures from heaven and earth have been used, and only the "Three-Day Death Pill" is left. "Are.

Mr. Ghost stepped forward, took out a white porcelain bottle from his pocket, poured out a red pill, the size of a finger, and put it into the mouths of thousands of people under the watchful eyes of everyone.

After taking the elixir, the tens of thousands of people suddenly changed from their original state of qi and gossamer, and their faces became rosy, as if they were glowing with new vitality in an instant.

It's just that there was no joy on the faces of the people, but they became more and more sad.

Because after taking the "Three-Day Death Pill", it means that the ghost king really has only the last three days of life left...

The ghost king even had the strength to sit up at this time, he said in a deep voice: "I don't have much time, Qinglong, you go down immediately to make arrangements, gather all the disciples, and prepare to move! Go back to the wilderness!"

Qinglong's whole body was shocked, and an unbelievable light shot out from his eyes...

"People take it and abandon it, and others abandon it and I take it! Now the temple, they look down on it, it is the last site of my sect... Don't hesitate, do it!"

"Yes, Sect Master!"

More than a hundred years ago, Wan Jianyi and Zheng Jian entered the wilderness, the Shura Tower fell, and the entire Magic Mountain almost collapsed.

Fortunately, in the end, the Zhenshan magic beast Candle Dragon woke up and managed to protect the magic mountain, but the temple was almost destroyed...

Since then, Changshengtang, Wandumen, Hehuanpai, etc. have left the temple one after another and set up their own hills.

Over a hundred years later, the Ghost King Sect who hadn't returned to the temple, is now about to withdraw...