I am not a serious young man

Zhang Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, imagining the power of Liuhe mirror desperately in his mind...

"Okay, everyone line up now, and register your signatures and names with Cangsong Chief. After registration, everyone can go back to rest, and the competition will start tomorrow morning."

At that moment, a group of disciples went up to register at Cangsong one by one according to their signatures...

Daoxuan looked at it with a smile, only felt that the future of Qingyun Sect was bright and he was in a good mood.

"Meow……"

After a meow, Zheng Jian saw the Erdangjia walking towards him leisurely, followed by Da Huang and Xiao Hui...

"Damn it, the three evils of Qingyun have finally gathered!" Zheng Jian blurted out.

Daoxuan was startled when he heard the words, "What are the three evils of Qingyun?"

Then, Daoxuan also saw three sneaking over from the corner.

Especially the gray-haired monkey, who was holding a banana in his hand, and was chewing while peeling it.

Daoxuan's eyes were fixed, and he turned around hastily. After seeing this, he suddenly felt bad.

At some point, one of the bananas was missing from the altar in front of the statue of the Patriarch of the Three Qing Dynasty...

"It's really... the three evils of Qingyun!" Daoxuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Zheng Jian didn't bother to talk to Xiaohui and Dahuang, he picked up the second master, stroking and looking at Daoxuan.

"Senior Brother Daoxuan, do you know?"

Daoxuan was speechless, and said casually, "Know what?"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while and said: "A cat is a fascinating animal. No matter you are strong or weak, poor or rich, it always maintains the temperament of looking down on you..."

Daoxuan was speechless, "...Junior brother Zheng, where did that monkey come from? That guy actually ate the offerings of Patriarch Sanqing!"

Zheng Jian smiled, "Senior brother, you are blind! That is not an ordinary monkey, but a legendary three-eyed monkey! Otherwise, do you think the Patriarch Sanqing would let that guy steal their bananas? "

Daoxuan: "..."

At this moment, Zhang Xiaofan, who had already registered, turned his head and saw Xiao Hui happily eating bananas, and immediately panicked, "You bloody monkey...where did you steal the bananas..."

As soon as he raised his head, he met Daoxuan's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, he was so frightened that he was so frightened that he quickly hugged Xiao Hui and slipped away...

Chapter 463 Uncle Zeng, you really have a family background

As the disciples and many elderly elders withdrew from the Yuqing Hall, only the head of the Qimai... and Zheng Jian remained in the entire hall.

Erdangjia also jumped out of Zheng Jian's arms, and ran out to find his little partner...

"Junior brother Zheng, I beg you, brother, when there are many people, please control yourself, okay?" Reverend Daoxuan looked at Zheng Jian with helplessness on his face!

In other words, if it weren't for Zheng Jian who was too pure, with his Daoxuan's temper in the past, he would have slapped him long ago...

Zheng Jian pondered for a while: "But how much do you control and how much do you send?"

Daoxuan: "...Speak human words!"

Zheng Jian said: "You don't believe it?... Well, I can't control myself anymore..."

In the astonishment of the first seat of Qimai, Zheng Jian suddenly stood up, looked at the crowd, and took advantage of the situation to rap freestyle: "No way, no way, no one is too clear, right? No way, no way, no way Some people are still ants, right? No, no, don’t expect Taiqing to enter casually, right? No, no, don’t expect no pressure at all? No, no, don’t expect Will Senior Brother Wan marry you?"

Singing the last line, Shuiyue's pretty face instantly darkened, "The surname is Zheng, I will fight with you!"

Zheng Jian made a grimace, "Slightly slightly..."

In the entire Yuqing Palace, the atmosphere was suddenly not right...

Uncle Zeng often laughed out of breath, "Junior brother Zheng, you...you are really talented! I am convinced, really! It has been more than a hundred years, and you have not changed at all..."

"Otherwise? Brother Zeng, you've disgusted us for several days and cleaned up the smell, now you've forgotten what you were crying and begging us for?"

Uncle Zeng was stuck in an instant...

The fact that the ground dragon juice once swept his whole body was an unforgettable psychological shadow in Zeng Shuchang's life.

Tian Buyi couldn't stand it anymore, "Junior Brother Zheng, why are you always talking about the past..."

Zheng Jian glanced at Tian Buyi, and retorted: "Well, let's talk about the present! In other words, even now, you still have to jump up and hit my knee...you stand with Chi Yan, and you don't have a sword high……"

Tian Buyi held his chest and retreated in defeat.

Shuiyue glared at Zheng Jian fiercely, and said angrily, "Your surname is Zheng, will you die if you don't reveal your shortcomings?"

Zheng Jian walked up to Shuiyue and looked him up and down.

"What are you looking at?" Shuiyue was even angrier.

Zheng Jian shook his head, "Let me tell you, do you know why Senior Brother Wan is willing to be with that woman?"

Shuiyue said bitterly: "None of my business!"

"It's none of your business... okay, then I won't say anything!" Zheng Jian turned around.

Shuiyue hurriedly asked: "Okay! Tell me!" Anyway, there are only eight of them in Yuqing Palace now, and they all know about her bitter love for Wan Jianyi, so Shuiyue can't care less about being shy.

"How to describe it... Let me tell you this, if you sit up straight and drink a jar of wine like that woman! That woman can put the wine jar directly on her chest without using her hands... If she stands up and bows her head If you don't, you can't even see her own toes! So, do you understand?" Zheng Jian smiled cheaply.

Shuiyue was at a loss, "What do you mean?"

Zheng Jian covered his face, "Senior Sister Shuiyue, why are you so innocent!"

Uncle Zeng suddenly understood, and laughed loudly: "Junior Sister, stand up and look down!"

Tian is not easy to understand in seconds.

Only Daoxuan, Shang Zhengliang and Taoist Tianyun... were as dazed as Shuiyue.

Shuiyue stood up in a daze, and looked down.

"Junior Sister Shuiyue, what did you see?" Uncle Zeng said with a smirk.

Shuiyue said honestly: "Toe..."

"Hahahahahaha..." Zeng Shuchang, Tian Buyi and Zheng Jian burst out laughing.

"Junior brother Zheng, hahahaha, your description, hahahaha is really amazing!" said Uncle Zeng, clutching his stomach.

Zheng Jian looked at Shuiyue who was still dazed, and explained helplessly: "When that woman lowered her head, she could only see her own breasts... When she sat down, the wine jar can be placed directly on her chest! Sister Shuiyue, you OK?"

"Are you okay...are you okay...are you..." The voice kept echoing in Shuiyue's mind, and she finally understood...

Her fair face turned red in an instant, "You... you... disciples!" Shuiyue was ashamed and angry, and rushed out of Yuqing Palace in an instant, and ran towards Xiaozhufeng...

In Yuqing Palace, Daoxuan and others also understood, and they were all stunned.

As for Zeng Shuchang, his face was full of admiration, "Brother Zheng! No, from today onwards, you are my senior brother! Brother Zheng, in the future, if you say something like this, you can teach me a few more words! It's so exciting..."

Zheng Jian looked at Zeng Shuchang's rippling face, and said, "No problem! I'll teach you a word right now, the front is not convex, the back is not warped, and the small breasts and buttocks are ridiculous!"

In Yuqing Palace, all the men were dumbfounded...

"Get out, you bastards, get out of Yuqing Palace!" Daoxuan couldn't stand it anymore, he roared angrily.

Tian Buyi and Zeng Shuchang saw Daoxuan getting angry, so they quickly slipped out.

"And you, what are you still waiting for?"

The resentment value from Daoxuan is +4999.

Zheng Jian giggled, and walked out of the Yuqing Palace with great strides.

"Hey, Senior Brother Zheng, come here, come here!" Zeng Shuchang's voice came over.

Zheng Jian heard the sound and looked, and saw Uncle Zeng hiding behind the side wall, waving at him.

"Brother Zeng, what else do you need?" Zheng Jian came to Zeng Shuchang and asked doubtfully.

Uncle Zeng corrected: "Didn't you just say that? From now on, you will be my senior brother, so you can just call me Zeng junior brother... Come on, come on, junior brother just found out that senior brother Zheng is a member of the same path!"

Zheng Jian looked at Zeng Shuchang suspiciously, "What fellow?"

Uncle Zeng showed a wretched smile on his face, looked around again, and said in a low voice: "Senior Brother Zheng, come here, I'll share something good with you!"

As he spoke, Zeng Shuchang took out a thick book with a blue cover from his pocket.

Zheng Jian took it, but found that the book had no date, no name, and the cover was old. It seemed that it had been a long time ago. Looking at Zeng Shuchang again, his eyes rolled around, staring around, very vigilant.

Seeing this scene, Zheng Jian suddenly thought of this guy's son Zeng Shushu.

As if to confirm his guess, Zheng Jian opened the book in his hand...

"Uncle Zeng, are you unable to sleep at night anyway, and after looking carefully half the night, you can see the words from the cracks in the picture. There are two words 'wretched' written all over the book?"

It's really a family history...

No wonder this guy's son, Zeng Shushu, is also good at it. Zheng Jian remembered that even if the erotic book in Zeng Shushu's hand was not this one, it should be the first or second volume of this book...

Seeing Zheng Jian's expressionless face, Uncle Zeng said in astonishment: "Senior Brother Zheng, this thing...you don't like it? By the way, I haven't seen any woman you like before. Could it be that you like..."

He took two steps back vigilantly, and covered his chest with his hands, "I, Zeng Shuchang, are male and I like females! I don't like that!"

Zheng Jian threw the "strange book" in his hand to Zeng Shuchang, and said with a sneer: "Junior Brother Zeng, you are too rough, I will help you get a detailed book for you..."

When Uncle Zeng heard the words, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he rushed to Zheng Jian, "Is this true?"

"Really! Do you know what SSNI is?" Zheng Jian has a natural sense of superiority. Compared with those who have read thousands of pieces in the previous life, such as Yu Oda, Poor Maple, and Momanogi Chanel, etc. , this thing is too rough...

It's like a stick figure, what's the point?

"Aisi, um, love? What is that? Regardless of the weirdness, Brother Zheng, then, then I will wait for your good news...I can't wait to see it soon! Brother, you must hurry!" Uncle Zeng's eyes shone with hot light, and he kept rubbing his hands together...

Zheng Jian nodded, "Okay, I'll do it as soon as possible! Who told you to call me brother... recognize me as big brother, and I'll teach you how to read!"

"Yes, yes, read! Read more, read good books! Learn more, you must learn more new postures! There is a limit to my life, and there is no limit to learning..." Uncle Zeng smiled wretchedly.

Zheng Jian: "..."

This guy is a dung beetle crawling up a heifer's leg - awesome!

……

In the blink of an eye, it was night, and many participating disciples crowded together to rest on the Tongtian Peak that night. For the disciples who were used to the solitary courtyard, it was simply an "unforgettable" night...

In the middle of the night, the entire Tongtian Peak seemed to be "whooping..."

Zhang Xiaofan didn't mind the loud snoring, and soon fell asleep.

Outside his room door, Xiaohui and Erdangjia rode on Dahuang one after the other, and groped towards the kitchen of Tongtian Peak under the moonlight...

Zheng Jian was too lazy to suffer this kind of crime, Shi Shiran went down Tongtian Peak and went back to Longshou Peak...

"Uncle Zeng's LSP is over 100 years old, and he's still just like his son...you're young!" Zheng Jian sighed as he walked along the way.

Suddenly, he stopped and remembered the lottery draw a month ago.

"That's right, didn't I get a copy of "Strange Book"? It looks like a high-definition big picture, and it can definitely make the LSP blood spurt..." Zheng Jian suddenly realized.

He really didn't expect it just now, after all, it's been a month...

"Hmph, this time I'm going to make your LSP bleed a little...I have to sell this "Strange Book" for a good price!" I didn't expect so much just now, so I gave it to Zeng Shuchang directly, wouldn't it be a big loss?

"Old Zeng, old Zeng, you have been the head of Fenghui Peak for so many years, and you still took over from your father Zeng Wuji's class. You should have a lot of good collections..."

On Longshou Peak, Zheng Jian stood in his yard, looking at the bright moon in the sky, smiling treacherously.

Feng Huifeng, Zheng Jian didn't know about it before, but from the previous generation Zeng Wuji, the first successor was hereditary. Zeng Wuji passed it on to his son Zeng Shuchang, and Zeng Shuchang passed it on to his son Zeng Shushu...

"Oh... Lao Zeng, don't you want to be quick... No problem! I will find a chance to make this deal tomorrow!"

……

Chapter 464 Learning Materials

The next day, the entire Tongtian Peak was almost overcrowded.

This time, due to the expansion of the number of participants, in order to shorten the schedule, four arenas were set up to compete at the same time.

In the first round, Zhang Xiaofan was No. [-], had a bye, and didn't have to compete, so he went to see Lin Jingyu.

On both shoulders, Xiaohui squatted on one side, and the second leader squatted on the other, it was quite symmetrical.