I am not a serious young man

Thus, Meditation Dafa started again!

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said, "Brother Tian, ​​I'm a fortune teller. May I ask what kind of thing you are?"

Tian Buyi: "???"

The resentment value from Tian Buyi +2999.

"My surname is Zheng, I haven't seen you in a hundred years, and you hate me as soon as we meet! You think you are a brush holder, so you can hold a brush like that?" Tian Buyi countered angrily.

Zheng Jian was taken aback when he heard the words, and instead of being angry, he smiled and said, "Hahaha, yes, Shorty Tian! You have made progress! Come on, come on, don't stop! Shorty Tian, ​​you speak so nicely, I guess you must have wiped your mouth after going to the toilet! "

Tian Buyi: "..."

The resentment value from Tian Buyi +2999.

Tian Buyi's mind suddenly recalled the fear of being dominated by Zheng Jian's vicious words in the past, but he was not in vain these years, and his disciples also taught him a lot of swearing words, so he immediately counterattacked: "Your surname is Zheng, you This will be arguing, I think the senior brother of the sect leader must need you to help the disciples of various lines build houses."

As he spoke, he looked up at Zheng Jian triumphantly.

Zheng Jian looked at Tian Buyi's embarrassing appearance, and said again: "Tian shorty, I don't want to know that you are sick, can you not be so obvious?"

Tian Buyi: "I..."

The resentment value from Tian Buyi +2999.

Zheng Jian didn't give Tian Buyi a chance to fight back at all, and immediately said: "I'm really envious of your skin, it's so well maintained! How about this, let's eat fish together when we have time, I think you are quite picky!"

The resentment value from Tian Buyi is +2999, +2999, +2999.

"My surname is Zheng, do you only grow your brain to make yourself look taller?" Tian Buyi immediately replied.

"Hey, then you must be very good at cooking, after all... I think you are very good at adding oil and vinegar. It's a pity not to be a cook. You are so good at throwing pots and pans! The sky is sunny, the rain has stopped, and you think you can do it again Is it right?..." Zheng Jian's mouth was like a machine gun, and the "chug chug chug chug" didn't stop.

Tian Buyi just felt that countless eyes were bombarding him one after another...

The resentment value from Tian Buyi is +2999, +2999, +2999.

Zheng Jian suddenly discovered that it was not a bad thing for him to be stuck in a bottleneck after he came to Taiqing.

After all, in this way, Tian Buyi, Shang Qingjiu's lovely junior, can provide him with resentment points again...

"Tian Dwarf, let me tell you, a loss is a blessing! So, I wish you good fortune like the East China Sea, and a longevity like Epiphyllum!"

Tian Buyi's resentment value +2999, +2999, +2999...

"Shut up!" Tian Buyi was so angry that he was about to explode.

"It's not easy, who are you arguing with?" At this moment, a gentle voice came out of the room, and immediately a gentle figure walked out, with her hair in a high bun, full of the charm of a mature woman, Who else is it not Suru?

As soon as Tian Buyi saw Suru coming out, his anger dissipated immediately, and he forced a smile and said, "Junior sister, brother, brother Zheng is out of the customs, we haven't seen each other for a long time, just chatting..."

Suru rolled her eyes, landed on Zheng Jianjian, and said angrily: "Zheng Jian, you must be bullying my family again, isn't it difficult?"

Zheng Jian chuckled, "Sister-in-law is still so defensive and smart! It's...not easy~~~Tsk tsk..."

Suru is really smart, she knows that Zheng Jian is giving Tian Buyi another blow without even guessing, she doesn't get angry, instead she chuckles, "Junior brother Zheng has been in seclusion for more than a hundred years, we haven't talked about the past for a long time, It’s not easy, why don’t guests come in for a cup of tea?”

Tian Buyi was stunned for a moment, instinctively felt that he was right to listen to his wife, so he also smiled and said: "Junior Sister is right! Look at my brain... Junior Brother Zheng, please come in quickly, and taste the good tea from our Big Bamboo Peak!"

Zheng Jian took a handful of Tian Buyi and happily walked into the small courtyard.

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Chapter 445 Shocked!Who did Zheng Jian preach for, which attracted everyone from Longshoufeng to attend the class?

Enter the main hall and sit separately as guests and hosts.

Suru smiled and said: "It's not easy, you chat with junior brother first, I'll make tea!"

After saying that, he turned to Zheng Jian and said, "Junior brother, don't bully my family any more!"

She also emphasized the tone of the words "my family is not easy".

Zheng Jian couldn't figure out Suru's routine for a while, but he was quite curious about Suru's moves, so he shook his head and said, "How can I bully Senior Brother Tian! Senior Brother Tian is beautiful, and now his cultivation level is very high... ...if he jumps up and hits me, I can't stand it!"

Suru's smile froze, but she still went in.

Tian Buyi said helplessly: "Junior brother Zheng, you and I have known each other for more than 100 years, why are you still talking about my height..."

Zheng Jian laughed and said: "I can't help it! Speaking of it, I'm also quite curious, Senior Brother Tian, ​​your realm has soared, how come your height hasn't grown at all?"

While the two were exchanging greetings, after a while, Suru came in with a young girl.

This young girl has bright eyes and white teeth, and is extremely agile, holding a tea tray in both hands.

"Junior brother Zheng, this is our daughter Ling'er! Ling'er, don't hesitate to pay your respects to your uncle Zheng, he is the elder of Longshou Peak, although he is not the first, but in terms of realm, he will never be lower than your Uncle Cangsong!" Suru Smiled.

Curiosity flashed across Tian Linger's eyes, she obediently served tea to Tian Buyi and Zheng Jian, and then Yingying bowed down and said: "Linger pays respects to Master Uncle, Master Uncle, you look so young! You really have more than 100 years old!" Are you old?"

Zheng Jian finally understands why Suru invites him in for tea, he doesn't care about bullying Tian Buyi, this is "venting anger" for Tian Buyi!

One mouthful and one "uncle teacher", and they are the only daughter of the two, so it's not clear that there is a meeting ceremony...

No way, Zheng Jian had to take out a magic weapon, which was the "Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda (imitation)" obtained by lottery in the past. , this pagoda is not bad, although it can only be used once, it can block the full blow of a strong person in the supernatant realm, and it is triggered in response, so there is no need to take the initiative to sacrifice it! Give it to you for self-defense..."

Tian Buyi and Suru looked at each other in surprise.

Tian Buyi immediately said: "Ling'er, why don't you thank your uncle soon?"

Tian Linger looked at the little pagoda in her hand, and saluted cheerfully, "Thank you, Master Zheng!"

Tian Ling'er jumped out, Tian Buyi said: "Junior Brother Zheng, isn't it difficult to refine this pagoda? How dare you give my daughter such a precious treasure?"

Magical weapons that can protect one's body passively are rare. On the contrary, there is no shortage of offensive magic weapons in Qing Yunmen and even the entire Zhu Xian world!

Like Tian Buyi himself, he only has the Scarlet Flame Immortal Sword, which is extremely offensive, but in terms of self-defense ability is very average...

Tian Buyi is not an ignorant person, he keenly grasped Zheng Jian's words, "block the full blow of Shangqing Realm", which means that the upper limit of defense of this magic weapon is not Shangqing One, but Shangqing Nine!

In other words, even if Tian Buyi strikes with all his strength, this beautiful little tower can block it once!

With this magic weapon, Tian Linger has an extra life!

It is even more powerful than the Amber Scarlet Silk that Suru gave to her daughter, it is indeed extremely precious!

Zheng Jian smiled, "It's all external things, nothing! By the way, Senior Brother Tian, ​​I didn't expect you to look bad, but the daughter you gave birth to is really cute!"

Suru smiled slightly, "It's according to me, if it's according to your brother Tian, ​​how can you get married in the future..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The three laughed out loud.

They are all laughing, but the meaning of each smile is different.

Tian Buyi just smirked, he is happy to have such a beautiful wife and daughter.

Zheng Jian's smile was very interesting, and he said in his heart: "Your daughter is not bad, but she will be the daughter-in-law of Longshoufeng in the future! Send out a magic weapon, but earn back a beautiful daughter-in-law, it's a profit no matter what!"

After laughing, Zheng Jian remembered his purpose of coming here, and said again: "By the way, the cat I raised has been in retreat for so many years. I heard that you have been taking care of it?"

As soon as the second master was mentioned, Tian Buyi and Suru looked at each other with helplessness.

"Junior Brother Zheng, don't mention it! Your cat and my rhubarb are about to become the devil kings of the Big Bamboo Peak...they have a very good relationship, and they will fight together, you know? No matter how well the bones in the kitchen are hidden, The second head of your family can find it, and when no one is paying attention, he ordered Rhubarb to steal meat and bones..."

Zheng Jian: "..."

……

When he took the second master back to Longshou Peak, the second master was still a little reluctant to leave Rhubarb, and Rhubarb kept barking at Zheng Jian...

"Wow, woof, woof..."

"Stop yelling! Call me again and I'll stew you!" Zheng Jian said angrily.

Tian Buyi was not happy at the time, stood in front of Da Huang, and snorted coldly: "Junior Brother Zheng, don't scare Da Huang! Isn't it because you retreated and ignored your cat, that it came to my Big Bamboo Peak... I didn't blame your cat for turning my dog ​​into a demon king, and you still want to stew my dog?"

Hearing this, Zheng Jian scratched his head, as if it made sense.

"Okay, then I'll thank you and your Dahuang! Dahuang, come to see you some other day to help you bring meat and bones..." Zheng Jian said with a smile, and immediately stepped onto Jianguang with the second master in his arms, and flew towards Longshou Peak go.

To be honest, this Qingyun Mountain is different. A cat and a dog are not spiritual creatures, but each of them has lived for more than 100 years, and they are still alive and kicking, without any sign of lack of energy.

"If this goes on like this, sooner or later these two devil kings will become smart..."

Zheng Jian looked at Erdangjia, and Erdangjia also looked at him.

"Second master, don't run away to Dazhufeng in the future, don't keep playing with Dahuang, that stupid dog, if you keep playing, you will become stupid too! There are no fools in Longshou Peak!"

"In order to improve your ideological awareness, your cat father and I happen to be fine today, so I will teach you how to practice! Come, come, cat father will tell you about our family's Dafa—"Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao"!"

In Zheng Jian's yard, a strange scene appeared...

Erdangjia stood on the table in a daze, and Zheng Jian stood opposite Erdangjia, speaking "Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao" in an orderly manner...

When Qi Hao passed by Zheng Jian's courtyard, he heard the sound of preaching in the courtyard, so he couldn't help but stop and look. Seeing this, Qi Hao was almost startled and doubted his life!

"My God! What did I see? Did Uncle Zheng retreat for too long and become mentally unhealthy? He actually preached to a cat?"

Looking at the second master, he stood there with a dazed expression, neither walking nor leaving...

Qi Hao shook his head, and hurried towards the Dragon Head Hall, "No, I have to tell Master as soon as possible... This Master Zheng must be crazy..."

In the Dragon Head Hall, Cang Song listened to Qi Hao's description, his cold face gradually distorted...

"To actually preach to this cat... Brother Zheng, this is really crazy! Haoer, take me to see it!"

When the master and apprentice came outside Zheng Jian's courtyard, a group of Longshou Peak disciples had gathered here, listening to the sermon inside attentively, with thoughtful expressions on their faces from time to time.

Seeing this scene, the cold-faced green pine and the tiger's body shook, and the footsteps were light, "Hao'er, look at you, you have disappointed me as a teacher! You didn't understand the painstaking efforts of your uncle Zheng, but Look at your junior brothers, they are all listening carefully here...you go and listen carefully, your senior uncle seems to be preaching to cats, but in fact he is speaking to you juniors..."

Qihao suddenly realized, rushed over in three steps in two, then sat down cross-legged, and listened carefully to the sermons inside.

Looking at this scene with a cold face, Cangsong couldn't help but stroking his beard and smiling, stepped forward a few steps, and came to the front, also stopping to listen carefully.

As a strong man in the late Qing Dynasty, Cang Song's understanding is naturally not comparable to that of these juniors. He only feels that his long-stagnant Taoism has shown signs of loosening, and he is now more focused.

Therefore, there are more and more disciples here in the huge Longshou Peak...

Zheng Jian also held back his silence for 100 years. At this time, he was talking endlessly to the cat, and he was so absorbed in talking that he didn't even notice the people outside the yard.

For a long, long time, the second master changed from standing to squatting, then from squatting to lying down, and finally curled up into a ball, comfortably lying on his front paws and fell asleep...

Seeing this, Zheng Jian was furious, "Hey! Wu that silly cat, I personally preached to you, yet you dare to fall asleep in class! Stand up for me!"

"Meow!" The second leader who had just fallen asleep was terrified by Zheng Jian's roar, jumping up three feet high on the spot!

The serious disciples who were listening outside the yard also woke up one after another, staring at Zheng Jian in a daze.

After Zheng Jian was interrupted like this, he immediately felt many... sights falling on him!

When he turned his head, he was a little confused, when did so many people come?

Looking at the second master again, Zheng Jian suddenly understood, dare to preach to the cat by himself, these people are all here to listen...

Zheng Jian suddenly felt that he looked like a psycho, no, it wasn't like, but he was simply a psycho!

"How the hell am I supposed to be preaching to a cat!"

"Sure enough, since I got a mental illness, I have become more energetic..."

"Brother, you have retreated for a hundred years, and the depth of your Taoism is really different. I am ashamed, brother..." Seeing Zheng Jian stop, Cang Song smiled rarely.

Zheng Jian glanced at Cang Song, "What do you need to say? Senior Brother Cang, you have been enlightened to that rhubarb on the Big Bamboo Peak all these years...not even Taiqing Jiu!"

After being taught by Zheng Jian in front of so many disciples, Cang Song couldn't help but smile embarrassingly.

He swept away the young disciples around, and Qi Hao immediately understood, and hurriedly led many juniors to scatter...

But then again, today's audition has really made many disciples of Longshou Peak greatly improved...

Especially Qi Hao, who already felt that he was about to break through to Yu Qing Jiu...

Chapter 446 Yufan~~~

After all the disciples dispersed, Cangsong finally relaxed.

"Junior Brother, tell me honestly, have you already broken through to the... Taiqing Realm that Patriarch Qingye reached thousands of years ago?" Cang Song asked mysteriously after looking around.

Zheng Jian squinted at Cangsong, "Why are you asking this?"

Cang Song excitedly said: "Really?"