I am not a serious young man

So it was eaten by the dryad grandma...

So, is Nie Xiaoqian's advantage so easy to take advantage of?

"Give you a front leg, for free!" Zheng Jian laughed.

Xiahou's face changed slightly when he heard the words, "I only want my hind legs! You have to sell it if you sell it, or you have to sell it if you don't sell it...you have to sell it!" As he said, the long sword behind him was unsheathed...

With a flash of sword light, Xiahou had already cut off the other hind leg, and chewed it in his hand.

Zheng Jian watched without saying a word, but there was a little more pity in his eyes when he looked at Xiahou Swordsman.

Some people just like to court death, and they can't be stopped!

"Ahem, give me a foreleg, I like to eat forelegs! Here, I still have a lot of wine bags, here you go! We are also brothers, don't be so stingy?"

Yan Chixia came to Zheng Jianjian and smiled, but his eyes were fixed on Xiahou Swordsman, with a hint of warning.

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Chapter 388 The Difference Between Fairies and Monsters

Seeing Yan Chixia's icy eyes, swordsman Xiahou felt his heart skip a beat, and laughed loudly, "I won't take advantage of you, and I'll add another ten taels of silver to you!"

As he spoke, he took out 20 taels of silver from his pocket and threw them in front of Zheng Jian.

Zheng Jian didn't even look at it, "There's no need for money..."

As he spoke, he cut off another front leg and handed it to Yan Chixia.

Yan's big beard is quite interesting.

Zheng Jian also saw Yan Chixia's eyes just now, and he understood what Yan Chixia meant, and he was warning Xiahou.

However, Yan Chixia didn't know that Zheng Jian actually hoped that Xiahou would do it...

Once you do it, maybe you don't have to wait until Nie Xiaoqian seduces Xiahou, Zheng Jian will send him to the sky to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun...

A wild wolf finished eating and was full of wine and food.

Zheng Jian and Yan Chixia sat side by side on the steps, while Xiahou swordsman rested on the pillar.

Yan Chixia suddenly felt something in her heart, and sighed: "The world is chaotic, and monsters are rampant! Sigh... In such a world, I don't know when I will be the leader."

Xiahou swordsman snorted coldly when he heard the words, "Huh! This world is a world where the weak prey on the strong! Be it monsters or humans, the strong will always be strong, and the weak will always be weak."

Yan Chixia frowned and said, "Xiahou, your statement is too extreme!"

"Am I wrong? I'd rather be a dog of peace than a man in troubled times! Even the number one swordsman in the world like me, there are scissors who would steal my money, and even want to kill me and turn me into a pork bun. I am a stinky scholar with no power to restrain a chicken, I have been boiled into someone else's stomach long ago..."

Zheng Jian glanced at Swordsman Xiahou, and thought, "Although this guy is a bit domineering and shameless, he is still a sensible person."

He pondered for a moment, then suddenly changed the subject and said, "Do you think there really are monsters in this world?"

Yan Chixia let out a long sigh, "When a country is about to perish, there must be evildoers... Now that the court is dark, the emperor and civil and military officials only know how to oppress the people. In the whole world, there are countless wolves in power! Countless people have died unjustly, lonely souls and wild ghosts , resentment is soaring, and it is not surprising that all kinds of demons and ghosts are bred..."

"There is a man of great knowledge who is the most knowledgeable in the world, but so what? When he wrote travel notes, he was said to have leaked secrets; when he wrote history, he was said to use the past to satirize the present; , and said that he is a magic stick, leading people to superstition; in the end, there was nothing to write, so I wrote the biography of a celebrity, but something happened to the celebrity, and he was sentenced to life imprisonment... I heard about this, although I don’t know True or false, but I have to sigh for this learned man, feeling that he was born at an untimely time..."

Hearing this, Zheng Jian thought to himself, "Eh... Isn't this the deed of Zhuge Wolong in the second part..."

He thought for a while, and said puzzledly: "Speaking of monsters, I have a question I want to ask you two. You said, they are all monsters, some are called goblins, and some are called monsters, so how to distinguish whether it is a monster or a monster? Where's the goblin?"

Yan Chixia: "..." This question is asked from a tricky angle!

Xiahou was also lost in thought...

Looking at the two who couldn't think of Qi Jie, Zheng Jian said: "I have an answer, do you want to listen to it?"

"Tell me." Yan Chixia looked at Zheng Jian with great interest. He had already discovered that this Zheng Jian could always say some flirty things that most people would not think of.

Zheng Jian glanced at the two of them, pondered for a while, and said, "I heard that to distinguish whether this is a monster or a goblin...the main thing is to look at the size of her breasts! After all, there is a saying called big and small monsters! Those with big breasts are elves, and those with small breasts are monsters!"

While speaking, he stretched out his hands, gestured twice in the void in front of him, and squeezed.

Yan Chixia: "..."

What a monster!

No wonder this guy was tricked by a female ghost last night, so he went out in a hurry... He must be researching whether it is a goblin or a monster!

"In this way... the fact that he came back alive last night doesn't mean that this guy is a gentleman, but because the female ghost who came to seduce him... doesn't have big breasts?"

Yan Chixia suddenly discovered the "truth" about Zheng Jian's return last night!

"Bah! Thanks to me, Yan, I still think that you are wrongly blamed, so it turns out that you are really a hungry ghost!"

The resentment value from Yan Chixia +4999.

It was Xiahou Swordsman, whose eyes immediately lit up when he heard the words, "Brilliant! Wonderful! Brother, what you said really won my heart! If I encounter a monster in the future, I will first judge whether she is a goblin or a monster. If it's a goblin, I'll follow her, if it's a monster, I'll kill her! Hiahiahia..."

Immediately, Zheng Jian and Xiahou Swordsman looked at each other and smiled, and they both showed smiles that only men can understand.

Zheng Jian: Hehehe 乛乛——(.→←.) Xiahou swordsman hehehe.

Zheng Jian said in his heart: Xiahou, Xiahou, don't worry!I guess you can try tonight on the spot whether it is a "big spirit" or a "little monster"...

After chatting for a while, the wine and meat in his stomach were almost digested, and Xiahou then remembered his purpose of coming to Lanruo Temple.

Xiahou's eyes changed, and he was full of fierce fighting intent. He pointed at Yan Chixia and shouted, "Draw your sword! Yan Chixia, today I must compete with you!"

Yan Chixia: "...Are you annoying? You have said this 78 times... Which time was it that I didn't get the shit out of me!"

In front of Zheng Jian, Xiahou Swordsman immediately felt that he couldn't hold back his face!

Ma De, draw your sword as soon as you are told, what the hell are you doing to expose me?

I, Xiahou swordsman, am the number one swordsman in the world, do I not want to lose face?

As if sensing Zheng Jian's mocking eyes, he couldn't take it anymore, drew his sword and stabbed at Yan Chixia.

Yan Chixia didn't expect this guy to be so irritable today, and he would hit him whenever he wanted.

But he was not false at all, and he also drew out the broad sword behind him to fight Xiahou swordsman.

Zheng Jian watched the fierce battle between the two, thinking deeply.

To be honest, the swordsmanship of these two people is basically equivalent to the peak level of swordsmanship in the world of "A Chinese Ghost Story".

But it is obvious that Yan Chixia is different from Xiahou swordsman.

Although Xiahou swordsman's swordsmanship is fierce, the true energy in his body is also extremely strong, judging from Zheng Jian's swordsmanship, it is also remarkable.

But Yan Chixia is completely different from Xiahou Swordsman...

Yan Chixia is a sword fairy...

In this world, the vitality of heaven and earth is stronger than Fengyun World, and the upper limit of the world is much higher, and there are all kinds of monsters...

Yan Chixia's pure swordsmanship is not as good as Tianjian Wuming, but this guy can do magic!

Swordsmanship is not enough, so Daoism can make up for it!

The world is boundless, and as soon as the universe borrows the law, ordinary monsters are really no match for him.

You see, in this world, skills are not really talked about much!

Yan Chixia, who has decades of skill, violently beats the dryad grandma who has thousands of years of skill...

Zheng Jian really wanted to ask, "Grandma, is your surname Wei Potian?"

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Chapter 389 Dear, Your Life Balance Is Not Enough

Then again, it was Yan Chixia's spell that really seriously injured the dryad's grandmother and ordered her to recuperate for a hundred years!

The physical attack of the broadsword alone can actually do negligible damage to the dryad's grandmother...

But the last few palm thunders...

Emmmmmmm…

Thunderbolts specialize in destroying evil spirits, this is a truth applicable to most worlds!

Its applicability is far beyond Newton's three laws, Planck's constant, gravitational constant and other truths that are only applicable in certain worlds...

far away...

But the sword competition between Yan Chixia and Xiahou swordsman has reached a fever pitch.

As for the Xiahou swordsman, it was naturally impossible for Yan Chixia to use spells to cheat. She simply competed with swords and knew each other's cultivation well, so the two of them had back and forth.

After nearly a hundred moves, Xiahou swordsman was finally defeated by Yan Chixia's sword stabbing his left shoulder.

Zheng Jian couldn't help but commented: "Xiahou, your sword is more than enough to attack, but not enough to defend! You must know that if you are strong, you will break..."

"I want you to take care of it!" Xiahou swordsman was furious.

"I want to care! You see Yan Chixia is different. She has both offensive and defensive skills, and her swordsmanship is upright and unique. Xiahou swordsman, I am not talking about you. According to Yan Chixia, you have challenged him 78 times , oh no, plus this time No.70 has lost nine times in a row... Can't you have some snacks? Learn from Yan Chixia, who is swaying with her hands and feet, not sticking to moves, not being controlled by others, obviously already Pushing the way of the sword to the realm of transformation..."

Zheng Jian talked eloquently, ignoring Xiahou swordsman's increasingly ugly expression.

On the other hand, Yan Chixia felt that all the [-] pores in her body had been opened, and her impression of Zheng Jian had improved a bit from the lustful hungry ghost just now.

"Brother Zheng has good eyesight...Yan has the feeling that you have seen through him! Hahahaha..."

Xiahou Swordsman's face suddenly turned livid. If he hadn't watched Yan Chixia protect Zheng Jian intentionally or unintentionally, he couldn't help but want to slash Zheng Jian with a sword, and roared in his heart: "I've lost 79 times in a row! Do you need to remind me about this time?"

The resentment value from Xiahou swordsman +4999.

Swordsman Xiahou left with a stomach full of evil fire...

Zheng Jian looked at his back and said silently in his heart: "My dear, your life balance is already insufficient. To ensure your normal life, please recharge as soon as possible!"

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Walking out of Lanruo Temple, Xiahou swordsman became more and more angry...

Exactly: the more you endure for a while, the more you think about it, the more you get angry, and the more you take a step back, the more you feel worse!

When passing through the gloomy dense forest, he couldn't help but roared up to the sky, and cut off a big tree next to him with a sword!

Looking at the broken tree, Xiahou swordsman felt that the stagnation in his chest dissipated a little, and then he continued to move forward.

As the sky was getting dark, Xiahou swordsman came to the river, lit a bonfire, and then untied his upper body clothes and washed his wound with river water.

The pain made him unrecognizable!

After finally cleaning the wound, he endured the pain and tore off a piece of his shirt, and bandaged his left shoulder.

At this moment, the dark wind blew, Xiahou swordsman unconsciously shivered.

"Ah..." came a burst of singing.

As soon as Xiahou swordsman raised his head, he suddenly saw a young girl in the river in front of him, taking a bath leisurely.

Under the night, the girl's face is exquisite and flawless, with a swan-like white and slender neck, radiant and smooth shoulders, and the looming pair of baby granaries...

Who is it if it's not Nie Xiaoqian?

Swordsman Xiahou stared straight at him!

Unconsciously, he remembered what Zheng Jian said today, "big and small monsters"!

"This is definitely not a little monster! This is obviously a big goblin... so white, so big!" Xiahou swordsman muttered to himself, his Adam's apple rolled, and he swallowed silently.

Even the bold swordsman with thick eyebrows and big eyes can't stop Nie Xiaoqian's bewitching beauty...

Swordsman Xiahou, who had been holding back the evil fire for a day, was breathing more and more rapidly, and somehow propped up a small umbrella between his legs.

He got up with a smile on his face, and strode towards the girl in the river.

The girl seemed to sense something, and suddenly turned around, leaving Xiahou swordsman with a flawless back.

When Xiahou swordsman walked behind Nie Xiaoqian, Nie Xiaoqian suddenly raised her hands and untied the ribbon that bound her long hair.

With the long black and beautiful hair scattered behind, a strange fragrance immediately fell into the tip of Xiahou swordsman's nose...

He couldn't help but took a deep breath, and hugged Nie Xiaoqian from behind!

When the soft touch came, Xiahou swordsman was surprised: It really is a big goblin!No, I have to catch her, control her, subdue this big goblin, so that she can only harm me and not other men!