I am not a serious young man

Zheng Jian squinted at Xiongba, and said calmly: "Since she can create a stone that she can't even lift, can God Nuwa still claim to be omnipotent?"

Xiongba was speechless for a moment: "This..."

The resentment value from Xiongba is +1999.

Xu Fu said on the side: "The stone that even God Nu Wa can't lift, it must not exist!"

Zheng Jian sneered, "Since we can't make this stone, how can we say we can do anything?"

Xu Fu: "..."

The resentment value from Xu Fu is +2999.

Xiongba and Xu Fu felt a familiar sense of powerlessness, and at this moment, they had the feeling that "the leader of the gang has really returned". That's right, it was this feeling that made people speechless.

God Nuwa: When Zheng Jian thinks, I want to laugh.

Xu Fu still wanted to resist again, so he said unconvinced: "Guangzhu, you said that you are not afraid that God Nuwa will hear you when you arrange the Goddess Nuwa like this? There are gods standing three feet up!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "If you don't mind, I can send you to see her and let you talk to God Nuwa face to face!"

Xu Fu: "..."

The resentment value from Xu Fu is +2999.

……

Chapter 350 A Poignant Love Story

The first floor in the world.

I will favor Youruo to come in style and pour tea for Zheng Jian and the others.

Seeing that the little padded jacket is so sensible, Xiong Ba immediately feels relieved!

"Uncle Potian, can I ask you a question?" You Ruo poured a cup of tea for Xu Fu and whispered.

Xu Fu was pissed off by Zheng Jian, but he liked this little girl quite a bit, so he nodded, "You can ask."

You Ruo frowned and said, "Last time, when Feng came to visit me, he mentioned a word called... Gangjing! I don't understand the meaning of this word, Uncle Potian, what do you think is Gangjing?"

As soon as Xu Fu heard this word, he immediately became overwhelmed, pulled You Ruo and said, "Come, come, come, come, you ask the leader, you ask the leader."

The resentment value from Xu Fu is +999.

You Ruo was a little confused, but still came to Zheng Jian according to his words, "Guangzhu, what do you think is a gangster?"

Zheng Jian stared at Xu Fu, pondered for a while, and replied: "Then what do you think is a barbarian?"

You Ruo looked at Zheng Jian and Xu Fu's eyes with some fear, and said weakly: "I think he is very capable of raising arguments."

Zheng Jian got up abruptly, and You Ruo took several steps back in fright.

I saw Zheng Jian walking in front of her while still staring at Xu Fu, "Then why should you think it? Does what you think is right must be right? Does what you think is wrong must be wrong?"

You Ruo kept backing away, while Zheng Jian approached step by step, "Also, he is not necessarily black and white in this world. Sometimes his white is also black, and the black is also white. And this thing, He can't decide based on his personal feelings!"

You Ruo retreated several steps, and Zheng Jian had nothing to say...

"Clan leader, you are so angry at Po Tianfa! What are you doing to the little girl?" Xiong Ba was not happy, and immediately pulled You Ruo behind him, dissatisfied.

The resentment value from Xiongba is +2999.

Xu Fu's face was full of ashes, he was thinking about what he did wrong to make Zheng Jian hate him so much...

The resentment value from Xu Fu is +2999.

Zheng Jian chuckled, "You Ruo, I'm not targeting you! Come on, sit down, to express my apology, how about I tell you a story, boss?"

You Ruo was still a little scared, "What... a story?"

"A poignant love story! Do you want to hear it? It's fine if you don't..." Zheng Jian sat back on the main seat and raised Erlang's legs.

"Listen!" When You Ruo heard that it was a love story, she immediately became interested, and sat obediently beside Xiong Ba, ready to listen to the story.

As for Xiongba, he looked at Zheng Jian warily. According to his understanding of Zheng Jian, this story is not just a simple love story.

Sure enough, as soon as Zheng Jian opened his mouth, Xiong Ba felt something was wrong.

"However, one night, a little boy was practicing martial arts at home. At this time, the world was dark and the wind was blowing! A female ghost with disheveled hair floated in from the door..."

"Ah!" You Ruo was so frightened that she immediately grabbed Xiong Ba's arm, "What kind of love story is this?"

"Don't worry! Listen!" Zheng Jian paused and continued: "The little boy is not afraid of this female ghost at all. Instead, he pointed at the small wooden sword behind the female ghost and said, 'Can you give me this?'"

"The female ghost looked at the little boy suspiciously. After thinking about it, she turned and returned to the void, took back the little wooden sword, and handed it to the little boy."

Hearing this, even Xu Fu understood that this was not a scary story, and You Ruo listened attentively...

"Unexpected! Just as the female ghost handed the little wooden sword to the little boy, the legendary Zhong Kui appeared! He grabbed the female ghost and sneered, "Haha, I just used a trick, and I caught you!" "

"The female ghost was caught by Zhong Kui, but she didn't scream, but still stared at the little boy."

"The little boy took the wooden sword and said seriously: 'I am five years old this year! Hurry up and reincarnate with the Taoist grandpa. When I grow up, I will take this small wooden sword to marry you.'"

"The female ghost smiled, 'Okay! Then I will never let you go in my next life!'"

Hearing these words, You Ruo was immediately moved, tears welled up in her eyes.

Xiong Ba looked at Zheng Jian suspiciously, and thought: "Is it really a poignant love story?"

Only Xu Fu, he couldn't believe that the story ended like this. According to his understanding of Zheng Jian, there must be a magical twist.

Sure enough, Zheng Jian paused before saying, "That's it! A year later, the little boy's mother gave birth to a younger sister for him..."

There are lovers in the world, and they will eventually become brothers and sisters!

Xu Fu: "Pfft... Chief, what's so poignant about your story?"

All the tea in his mouth was sprayed out.

You Ruo stared at Zheng Jian in surprise, but couldn't say a word...

The resentment value from Xiongba is +2999.

Seeing You Ruo's stunned look, Xiong Ba wished he could tear Zheng Jian apart!

Zheng Jian laughed loudly and said, "Isn't the love between the female ghost and the boy beautiful? Isn't the final result bleak? It's bleak, beautiful, and poignant!"

You Ruo's tears flowed down unsatisfactorily, and she said in a crying voice: "Guangzhu, I hate you!"

Stamping her feet, You Ruo turned around and ran away...

Xiongba: "..."

He sighed helplessly, turned around and chased after him, comforting the injured girl was the most important thing.

Xu Fu looked at Zheng Jian with a look of admiration, "Master, you are really amazing! Tell me, can you enjoy the taste of love like this? Which woman can bear you like this?"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "I usually stop a woman from torturing... use words to make them give up the idea of ​​getting me! As soon as the small flame of love appears, I immediately extinguish it!"

Xu Fu: "..." Well, I can see it!

……

Sitting alone in the first floor, Zheng Jian looked at the background of the system and sighed silently in his heart.

"The balance is only 104000+..."

Originally, he planned to take advantage of this year's Martial Arts Conference to make another big hit. After all, Zheng Jian wanted to come, after three years, the original audience may have forgotten the fear of being dominated by his "Crying Emperor"...

But who would have thought that Xu Fu, a great entertainer,... actually promoted the music abruptly!

The audience is already used to listening to music, so what's the use of playing "Crying for the Emperor"?How many resentment points can you squeeze out?

I, the humble saint Yingming I, actually fell into a big somersault on Xu Fu!

Thinking of this, Zheng Jian had the urge to bury Xu Fu!

Let you be troublesome!

"At this point... I must use my trump card!"

Zheng Jian was a little confused. After all, this method... really kills one thousand enemies and damages oneself by eight hundred!

But now, inflation is so severe that "Excalibur Yulei Zhenjue" costs 30 yuan. If "Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao" is published, it will have to run for 50 million yuan...

"Forget it, for the sake of resentment! Fight!"

Zheng Jian finally made up his mind.

……

Chapter 351

During the Tianxiahui, Zheng Jian thought and thought, thought and thought, thought before and after, thought before and after...

Finally, he decided to do another big ticket.

However, the quality of the wool still needs to be further improved...

Now, his strength has become much stronger.

Now, with the level of the top ten masters, they may not be able to get the resentment value...

"Other people's systems can sign in, and they do everything possible to give benefits to the host! My resentment system is good. I want to get some resentment points, but I have to do everything possible to improve the strength of the wool..."

"If you fight against the five scum, you're not even worthy of pulling wool!"

"I really don't choose..."

……

The next day, the first floor in the world.

Looking at the two crouching dragons and phoenixes, Xiongba and Xu Fu, in front of him, Zheng Jian pondered for a while and said: "The martial arts training class has been held for several sessions... but the results are not very satisfactory to me! I decided to open another session of strong Crash course, train a group of peerless masters for our Central Plains martial arts, so that we can better deal with the future catastrophe!"

Xiong Ba was a little dazed, "Peerless master? What kind of peerless master?"

Zheng Jian nodded, "At the very least...he is a strong man in the Destroyer Realm!"

Xiongba was even more confused when he heard the words, "What is a strong man in the realm of destroying hegemony?"

Xu Fu blurted out: "I know! He is a strong man who can beat you! Destroy the Tyrant Realm, there is nothing wrong with it!"

Xiongba: "..."

The resentment value from Xiongba is +2999.

Xiong Ba's whole person is bad, do I want to lose face?

Zheng Jian laughed loudly and said, "I have a list here, Xiong Er, take it! I don't care what method you use, you must invite me to participate in this crash course for the strong!"

After all, Zheng Jian handed over the list he had compiled all night to Xiongba.

Xiongba took a look and was immediately stunned.

I saw that it was full of people's names, and the top ten masters of the first martial arts tournament were all listed. In addition, there were many strong people that Xiongba had never heard of.

Even Di Shitian and Binghuang from Tianmen, Huaimie and Huaikong from Tiexin Island were also invited.

There are so many people, there are almost 30 people in total!

These are the many strong men in the Destroyer Realm that Zheng Jian can think of.

Either don't squeeze it, if you want to squeeze it, squeeze a big one!

Or say that Xiongba died in an instant...

It turned out that it was really a brothel outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain. There are so many people who can beat themselves up?

If it hadn't been for giving up the position of gang leader long ago, Xiong Ba would probably pee his pants at this moment...

Xu Fu also leaned over to take a look curiously, and immediately caught a glimpse of the word Di Shitian, and his heart almost jumped out of fright!

"It turns out that the leader of the gang already knew about the existence of Tianmen... Then what should I do? Before the leader of the gang reveals my identity, I confess my identity... Ah bah, confess?"

Xu Fu sneaked a glance at Zheng Jian, only to feel that the leader of the gang is getting more and more unpredictable...

Xiong Ba went down to work in a sullen mood, Xu Fu walked outside, took a few steps, and stopped suddenly.