I am not a serious young man

He couldn't help becoming angry and ashamed, okay, you Ling Duxu, how dare you teach me a lesson!

After pondering for a while, Zheng Jian said: "King of anger, you can do it! You only have two of the four words, do you know those two words?"

Ling Duxu was startled when he heard the words, "I don't know."

Zheng Jian replied: "Touching the scene to create emotion, occupying two characters, touching life (animals)!"

The resentment value from Ling Duxu +999.

He was in a bad mood in an instant!

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Chapter 280 Gambling

Ling Duxu is so angry!

I haven't seen you for such a long time, and you hate me as soon as we meet, did I provoke you?

He decided to have a good fight with Zheng Jian, rolled up his sleeves, and said proudly: "Boss, even if a hungry ghost meets you, he won't eat you. Do you know why?"

Zheng Jian was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately became happy. This is something he hasn't seen for more than a year!

Very good, I like people like you who have been defeated and defeated repeatedly!

Immediately, Zheng Jian cooperated and said, "Why?"

Ling Duxu smiled proudly, "Because you have no brains!"

As soon as these words came out, Han Gongdu, who had just walked to the gate of the yard, was immediately relieved and respectful!

A true warrior who dares to face the bleak life and dripping blood, Ling Duxu is needed in the rebel army who dares to retaliate against the existence of Zheng Jian, a lowly saint!

So, Han Gongdu instantly felt that he was in a good mood.

Zheng Jian raised his eyebrows, then pondered for a while and said, "I mean King of Anger, isn't your nickname Ling Qiugao?"

Ling Duxu was proud of himself, when he heard the words he asked in confusion, "How do you say that?"

Zheng Jian continued: "Otherwise... why would you make me so angry!"

The resentment value from Ling Duxu +666.

Ling Duxu was about to continue to fight back, but Chuanying suddenly raised his hand to stop Ling Duxu, and said with a smile: "Since the leader wants to compete with the deputy army division, why don't we give it a little bit of glory?"

Bikongqing immediately shouted after hearing the words: "Okay! Chuanying's proposal is good! I agree! What kind of prize will you add?"

Chuanying glanced at Zheng Jian maliciously, and said with a smile: "As the leader, you should take responsibility! If the deputy military division wins, what do you plan to do, leader?"

Zheng Jian looked at Chuanying with great interest, pondered for a moment, and said, "No problem! I'm the banker! Let me say hello first, will any of you join this bet?"

Chuanying smiled and said, "Naturally count me in!"

Bi Kongqing hurriedly roared, "I'm one too!"

When Han Gongdu thought of how angry he was, "I'm one too!"

"And me!" The voice of breaking through the sky sounded, and Li Gong's figure also fell down, smiling.

I haven't seen him for a year, and Li Gong has no evil spirits in him, and he has already begun to have a bit of immortal temperament, which shows that his progress is not small.

Zheng Jian chuckled, "Plus the angry king, tsk tsk, all five of the nine giants of the rebel army are here! Well, I had an adventure before, and I got some fruits, which can increase part of my skills. You won, and I will give you One each! But what if you lose?"

The five looked at each other and said in unison: "Whatever you want, just say it!"

Zheng Jian laughed, "I haven't made up my mind yet, I'll talk about it when I win! I'm not afraid that you will renege..." However, Ling Duxu actually had the guts to confront him head-on, and it seems that he also intentionally practiced Qiren Kung Fu this year. ~

The five of them were speechless for a moment, who the hell dares to lie to you...

At that moment, Zheng Jian and Ling Duxu stood facing each other, Zheng Jian said with a smile: "Let you come up with the question first, what is the comparison?"

As for Han Gongdu, Li Gong and others moved chairs one after another, they watched the game while drinking tea.

Ling Duxu put one hand behind his back, took a step forward, and spoke first, "Competition poetry! The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying!"

Zheng Jian secretly smiled, comparing this with me, tsk tsk, are you looking for death?

He replied without thinking: "Gongdu likes to eat pig intestines!"

"Pfft..." Han Gongdu just took a sip of tea and sprayed it... what a mess!Is this really poetry?

The resentment value from Han Gongdu is +999.

Ling Duxu was also taken aback, and said unconvinced: "The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying!"

Zheng Jian said smoothly: "Welcome to the middle lane for the lane."

Ling Duxu was taken aback again, not believing in the evil way: "No one in life has died since ancient times!"

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "If you die sooner or later, you will die."

Ling Duxu's stubbornness came to the fore, he still didn't believe that Zheng Jian could always find a messy solution, "Chaoci Baidi Caiyunjian!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and replied: "Xi demote Chaozhou Road to eight thousand."

Ling Duxu forcibly calmed his mind, and said: "It's the beautiful scenery in the south of the Yangtze River!"

Zheng Jian laughed, "I lost my wife and lost my army!"

The resentment value from Ling Duxu +999.

Ling Duxu's face twisted and said: "Your return date is not yet..."

Zheng Jian pondered again, "Braised eggplant and yellow chicken."

"If the sky has love, the sky will also grow old!"

"Chuan Ying likes to pick his feet when he eats."

"Pfft!" Chuanying vomited this time...

The resentment value from Chuanying is +999.

Ling Duxu's face changed again and again, and he suddenly said: "Everyone praises the casual golden sentence!"

Zheng Jian replied without raising his head: "Talk your mouth to pieces!"

Ling Duxu was speechless... His lips trembled, and he muttered for a long time...

The resentment points from Ling Duxu +999, Han Gongdu +999, Chuanying +300, Li Gong +666, and Blue Sky +500.

The first round ended with Ling Du's face turning purple.

Zheng Jian, complete victory.

"How about it? Do you want to compete in poetry?" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

If there was a certain Zheng in the Tang Dynasty, there would be more than three hundred Tang poems?

Ling Duxu pressed his lips tightly, and it took him a long time to calm down.

"Two wins in three rounds! Don't say I'm bullying you!" Zheng Jian looked at Ling Duxu, "It's time for me to come up with a question for the second round, king of anger, are you ready?"

Ling Duxu took a deep breath, regrouped and said, "No problem, what do you say?"

"It's better than wisdom! I'll ask you to answer, three questions, if you answer two, I'll lose!"

"Please come up with a question!" Ling Duxu gritted his teeth and said, if he can't answer two of the three questions, he deserves to lose.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "Please listen to the question! The first question, if there is a carriage, Chuanying, Gongdu and Lao Bi are sitting in the carriage, and Li Gong is driving the carriage, may I ask! Whose carriage is this? "

Hearing the words, Ling Duxu blurted out: "It's Li Gong! You said it was Li Gong driving the car, then it must be Li Gong!"

Zheng Jian looked around the crowd, "You all think so too?"

"Mmmmmmmmm..." They all nodded immediately.

Zheng Jian smiled and said: "Congratulations! Answer...wrong! Your wisdom is obviously inversely proportional to your martial arts!"

Ling Duxu's face suddenly collapsed, "Why?"

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "I'm talking about if there is a carriage, it's obvious, this carriage belongs to Ifo, the surname is Ru, the name is Guo, if!"

"I..." Ling Duxu couldn't help but slap himself...

The resentment value from Ling Duxu was +999, and several others also +666, +666, +300, +300...

"Oh... If you mention it wrong again, the magic fruit will be gone!" Zheng Jian said with a cheap smile, "Please listen to the question, this question is related to Hangzhou! Say, there is a natural stone tablet, which is engraved with The inscription on suppressing the river demon was thrown into the Qiantang River on August [-]th, what will happen?"

Ling Duxu was about to answer, but Han Gongdu quickly stopped him, "Duxu, don't worry, think about it! The leader's brain is different from ours!"

Ling Duxu took it for granted, imitating Zheng Jian's appearance, pondered for a while, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and replied excitedly: "Of course it will sink to the bottom of the river!"

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Chapter 281 How are you? I like it so much

Ling Duxu laughed loudly and said, "Brother Zheng, I'm already familiar with your way, now tell me loudly, am I right?"

Han Gongdu and the other four thought over Ling Duxu's answer carefully, and all of them were immediately elated. In terms of happiness, it even surpassed their mood of recovering a city.

There is no way, Zheng Jian is the real big devil in their eyes, and now, everyone gathers their wits to fight against the devil and win the round, can they not be happy?

Zheng Jian curled his lips, "Okay, you got the answer right!"

Ling Duxu immediately said proudly: "Yes is right! What do you mean I got the answer right! Come on, come on, the next question, I will definitely win this game!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a moment, and said, "Listen up! Why does Dayan fly to the south in autumn, and then fly back in spring?"

Han Gongdu immediately said: "Isn't this simple? Because autumn and winter are warm in the south, after autumn and winter, the north is warmer, and they will naturally go back!"

Zheng Jian smiled mysteriously, "Are you sure this is the answer?"

Seeing Zheng Jian's trademark cheap smile, Ling Du hummed in his heart, and hurriedly said: "Wait a minute! Let Ling think about it..."

The old god Zheng Jian was there, and he didn't mean to be in a hurry.

Ling Duxu paced back and forth, muttering to himself: "It definitely doesn't mean that... what could it be?"

Seeing this, Zheng Jian proudly said, "What will it be? What will you wear?"

Tighten your pants and your top to show off your figure. Don't be surprised if someone shows their golden teeth...

Uh, it's far away.

Ling Duxu was upset when he heard Zheng Jian's low voice, racking his brains to think over and over again, recalling Zheng Jian's question word by word.

But no matter what he thinks, it is almost the same as Han Gongdu's answer...

After a long while, Ling Duxu realized that he could only gamble, so he said firmly, "Think it over, it's Brother Gongdu's answer! Just tell me if you're right!"

Zheng Jian shook his head and replied, "Sorry, wrong answer!"

Ling Du had already expected it in his heart, "Then tell me, why?"

Zheng Jian laughed loudly and said: "Because the wild geese are walking too slowly...so I have to fly over, and it's the same when I come back."

"!!"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

The resentment values ​​from Han Gongdu and others are +666, +999 (from Ling Duxu), +666, +500, +300.

"How is it? Are you convinced?" Zheng Jian was refreshed, and his resentment was filled with joy.

Ling Duxu was stunned, and after a while he sighed softly: "I'm convinced! No one can compare to you in terms of lowliness! Chief, you have already glimpsed the supreme lowly way, and you have reached the realm of perfection. We are really beyond our reach..."

Chuanying nodded sympathetically, "The most humble man is invincible..."

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, "Hey, shouldn't it be time to count the prizes?"

The five people's hearts jumped suddenly, and they looked at each other, and they all saw the tragedy in each other's eyes.

It was Ling Duxu who spoke first, "Leader, what do you want, tell me!"

Zheng Jian laughed loudly and said: "I want...what is the use of this iron rod? I want...what about this change? Uh, no, Ling Duxu, how about you, I won't make things difficult for you, let's do something simple, Just... learn how to bark three times!"

Ling Duxu: "..."

The resentment value from Ling Duxu +999.