darling, listen to me

Don't think that just because you look good, any girl will like you.

Old Dog Gu nodded, "Okay."

Li Mengyao gave Gu Yun a blank look, and finally turned around to continue rehearsing.

"You guys are going to sing the chorus together this time, cheer up!"

……

The rehearsal lasted nearly three hours and did not end until 10:30.

When Gu Laogou returned to the dormitory, Ye Jinbo's live broadcast was in full swing. It is said that his audience today finally broke through 10.

But obviously, the focus of tonight's symposium is still on Gu Yun.

As soon as he saw him enter the door, Lu Yiming said, "Third brother, I want to ask you something."

"Say."

"Did you single out Liu Ziming on the basketball court yesterday and slap him in the face?"

"Liu Ziming?"

"That's right, Liu Ziming from the school team, he is a special sports recruit, he participated in a cuba before, he is very famous!" Lu Yiming sat up from the bed as soon as he mentioned this, "Sir, is this true or not?" Yeah, why am I so unbelievable? They say you jump from the free throw line?"

"Ah, that," Gu Yun picked up the washbasin, thought for a while, and said, "It's not that exaggerated."

"It's not that exaggerated? So it's real?" Lu Yiming's eyes widened, "Damn it, you're so good at playing, third child? Teach me when you have time!"

Shocked for a moment, seeing that Gu Laogou was about to go out to wash up, Lu Yiming hurriedly shouted again, "Sir, don't go! I'm telling you, you're in trouble!"

Gu Laogou turned his head, looked at Lu Yiming, and said with a smile, "What's the matter, the people on the basketball team can't be so unreasonable and want to beat me?"

"Don't listen to the nonsense of the second child." At this time, Lu Ruisong interjected, "I guess they want to fight you again. Their captain came in person at eight o'clock. I said you were rehearsing the show, and he told us I left a phone number and told you to call him when you come back, or go to No. 12 dormitory building 403 to find him."

Without even thinking about it, Gu Yun said directly, "No, I'm not interested."

One time is enough to pretend to be coercive, and it will be boring to pretend again.

So what if you abuse them again?

How can an adult feel a sense of accomplishment when he beats a primary school student?

When Gu Laogou was brushing his teeth in the water room, Lu Yiming also came over with a washbasin.

Fill the washbasin with water and splash it from head to toe.

Rubbing his face with his hand, seeing that there was no one else in the water room, Lu Yiming finally spoke.

Lowering his voice, he said, "Third brother, I want to ask you something."

Gu Laogou was foaming at his mouth, but he still said, "Tell me."

"It's like this. I'm chasing a female classmate in our class!" Lu Yiming said with a depressed face, "But it's not going well! It's kind of deadlocked now, can you give me an adviser?"

Gu Laogou frowned, and shook his head in a disinterested manner.

I took the water with my mouth under the faucet, rinsed my mouth several times, and then said, "I don't know that girl either, it's not a good advice, girls with different personalities, like boys are different, it's up to you Take it upon yourself."

"Didn't I say it last time, her name is Leimu, she is from an ethnic minority, she likes spicy food, she has a super-good figure, her skin and face are even better, and she has a more cheerful personality."

"that's it?"

"Isn't it enough?" Lu Yiming's eyes flashed with anticipation, "Third brother, Brother Gu! I really like her, can you give me some advice?"

"I said I don't know the situation, so I can't make up my mind."

"The situation is, yesterday's shift fee, I deliberately said that I didn't bring my mobile phone, and asked Rem to pay 300 yuan for me. Then, didn't I pay her back the money today, and by the way, I asked her to have a meal. Thank you, this operation is no problem, right?"

Speaking of this, Lu Yiming turned to say with grief and indignation, "But she refused me directly! She didn't agree with anything! You analyze it for me, what's the situation?"

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Gu Yun didn't show any expression after hearing this, but he naturally knew what the problem was.

Lu Yiming's old routine, even a girl can see it now.It's not that it's completely useless, if that girl likes him, or at least has a good impression of him, she will most likely agree to have dinner together.On the contrary, unless it is green tea for a spare tire, most girls will refuse.

So this trick is just a way of throwing stones and asking for directions, and it can identify whether a girl has feelings for him or not.

However, it has a side effect, that is, if you use this trick rashly before the pre-preparation work is done enough and the girl has no feelings, it is easy to expose your ambition and arouse the girl's defensive psychology, which is equivalent to sending you a message first. An invisible good person card, when the time comes, it will be even more difficult for you to ask her out.

Lu Yiming must have not dealt with it well in the early stage. The girl named Leimu has no feelings for him, so the rejection is also smooth.

But if you know it, you know it, Gu Laogou doesn't intend to tell Lu Yiming.

Gu Yun is not interested in being someone else's life coach, especially when it comes to chasing girls. He thinks that this kind of routine-based thing may be able to exchange for short-term physical pleasure, but it may not really bring a soul mate.

Unless it really seems that you can't find a girlfriend, such as Wang Hao, Gu Yun will be extra kind to give him some advice, but now he also thinks it's unnecessary, after all, people who really don't know how to teach can't learn , can only rely on himself to sum up from the failure.

And someone like Lu Yiming, who is good-looking and has money at home, and can speak well, obviously will not lack a girlfriend in the future, but now he is obsessed with finding a girlfriend first in the dormitory, and he is too obsessed with After chasing the girl in a short period of time, he made a mistake that boys often make.

It's just that Lu Yiming couldn't stand the repeated questioning, so he had no choice but to say casually, "If you can't make an appointment, it means that she still doesn't want to have dinner with you. Then don't make an appointment for now, let's talk about it later."

"You mean, I'm in a hurry?"

"Correct."

"Then, how many days is it?"

"It will be until... the day she will take the initiative to chat with you."

"You mean, the sign that you can ask her out is that she starts to chat with me?"

"Correct."

Lu Yiming nodded with enlightenment, "Third brother, sharp! I understand, I was too anxious!"

Gu Laogou thought that he just said some nonsense, he really didn't understand where his sharpness was, so he gave Lu Yiming a look inexplicably.

But in Lu Yiming's eyes, it is clear that he has received the true biography of the Saint of Love.

This phenomenon is very interesting.

Sometimes a high-ranking person, or an authority in a certain field, will be regarded as wise words by many people even if they say a nonsense.

For example, Zhang Ailing said that love without love will never turn bad, so we flirt, we flirt, but never fall in love.

This is just a normal sentence in her works, but it is regarded as a standard by many people. It seems that as long as this sentence is mentioned, there will be a high-level explanation for finding a spare tire. The reason is that Eileen Chang has said so.