darling, listen to me

Gu Laogou was also worried that if he didn't clink this glass with him, he might be so angry that he would be so angry that he would spit out something salty, and the food on the table would be uneatable.

So he quickly got up and touched him, "Boss, sit down, I'll do whatever you want."

Lu Ruisong was very happy, and said with a smile, "Who do you look down on, third child? I toast your wine. If I quit, is it Dongbeiyin? Is it still the boss of 203?"

Lu Ruisong should really be happy, because many people who want to be Gu Laogou's younger brother have no chance. He just made Gu Laogou call "boss" just because he has grown up for so many months.

Although the gold content is not high, in a few years this awesomeness should allow him to boast for a lifetime, and then drinking a few more bottles is no problem.

Lu Ruisong drank another glass, then hiccupped, and now his stomach almost looked like it was about to give birth.

Ye Jinbo was still taking out smoked dried fish and pickled vegetables from the plastic bag he brought and put them on the table, fearing that some people would say he was stingy, he wished he could put them all on the table.

This little friend doesn't talk much, but he really wants to talk, but every time everyone stops to look at him and prepares to listen to him carefully, his tongue will get stuck and he will stutter.

"Eat, everyone, I brought a lot." Ye Jinbo kept calling.

After drinking for three rounds, Lu Yiming lit a cigarette and said mysteriously, "Let me tell you, I'm already going to Rem's WeChat."

"Fuck, so fast?" Lu Ruisong's eyes widened, "When did it happen?"

Leimu is from Lu Ruisong and Lu Yiming's class. It is said that she is from an ethnic minority in central Sichuan. She is very good-looking and claims to be the class flower of their second class of information science.

According to Lu Yiming's description, he fell in love with this simple and beautiful girl deeply at first sight, it was love at first sight.

Of course, it can also be said to be an uprising because of sex, after all, even if it is another girl, as long as he is good-looking, he will still fall in love at first sight.

Gu Laogou is a little disappointed. To be honest, Lu Yiming's conditions are good. He looks good, can speak well, and his family background may not be bad. He originally wanted him to chase Li Mengyao, and he was even ready to push Li Mengyao's WeChat account tonight. him.

That woman Li Mengyao is not a good person, just as Lu Yiming is not a decent person, if these two guys are on the line, it is like Li Kui meeting Zhang Fei, no one should think the other is black.

Not to mention, Li Mengyao's temperament is more than enough to control Lu Yiming, and Lu Yiming looks very experienced, and may be able to coax Li Mengyao with ease. Under such circumstances, the two may really collide with each other.

If it becomes like Zhao Cheng and Zhao Hena, then Gu Yun doesn't mind calling Li Mengyao sister-in-law.

This is his new plan, let Li Mengyao become his sister-in-law, to ensure that there will be no accidents.

Although Li Mengyao and him have formed a relationship now, and know that he has a girlfriend, it seems that there is no possibility of liking him at all, but Gu Laogou still dare not be careless, and is still trying to find a way to completely eliminate this hidden danger.

I have to say that the old dog is stable in every aspect of his work. He kills people and digs a hole, and he doesn’t feel at ease when he bury it. He has to tamp the soil and then pour cement. He can’t wait to bury a circle of mines around him. Stable" word.

There is no way, this Shura field is too cruel, even a ten thousand year old monster like him dare not fight hard now, he just hides if he can.

If Li Mengyao still has accidents when he becomes his sister-in-law, then he really doesn't want to say anything, it just shows that God's will is inevitable.

In this case, as the saying goes, dumplings are more delicious than dumplings, which are fun......

Well, think too much.

Now that Lu Yiming has found his target, although he may not mind having more targets, he can't encourage others to be a scumbag, after all, he also wants to save himself some character.

So you have to change your target.

Just who should I replace?

Lu Ruisong, with his weight of two hundred catties, plus the corners of his mouth is oily and doesn't know what to do, I guess Li Mengyao doesn't think much of him either.

As for a small and shy man like Ye Jinbo... Hey, Li Mengyao has a strong personality, will he be nice to him?

It can be used as an alternative, at worst, take the time to teach him how to subdue a girl with a strong personality.

Gu Laogou was thinking about it when he suddenly felt the phone in his trouser pocket move.

Open it and look, it is a photo sent by Su Xiao.

The photo is a selfie of the four girls in their dormitory. The location is in a private room of a restaurant. They should be having dinner together.

Su Xiao sat in the middle, a tall and thin girl sat next to her, and the other two girls stood behind them. The four of them smiled and made a victory gesture. On the wall behind them, a pair of The green bamboo color painting is very conspicuous.

"There is a pot of pickled fish that is delicious. I think of the pickled fish we ate downstairs that day." Su Xiao sent another message.

Gu Yun thought about it, he and Su Xiao had eaten pickled fish together many times, but the "day" she mentioned should be the day when she met Zhou Da and the others for the first time.

Girls always remember the special day very clearly, because the traffic light called her "sister-in-law". At that time, she blushed. Although she struggled shyly, she didn't deny it afterwards.

Thinking about it, that day should be regarded as Su Xiao's first day acquiescing to this identity.

Gu Laogou smiled and replied, "Eat more vegetables and drink less."

"The head of the dormitory drank a lot, and I only drank a small cup."

After this message, Su Xiao sent another cute bear emoji.

"Well, you are tall and thin in your dormitory, you should be able to drink quite well, don't compare your drinking capacity with her." Gu Yun replied.

"Hey, how do you know that she is our dormitory head? I don't remember telling you." Su Xiao was surprised.

"You forgot? I will count!" Gu Laogou started to tease Su Xiao again, which was very interesting.

"No, you have to tell me how you calculated it, or I will really treat you as a monster!"

Su Xiao originally just wanted to send a message to Gu Yun before continuing to eat, but now she found that as long as she chatted with Gu Yun, she couldn't put down her mobile phone.

Gu Laogou wanted to tease Su Xiao again, but at this moment, seeing Lin Ruoyin also sent a WeChat message, he had no choice but to end the topic as soon as possible. After all, he was eating and chatting with two girls, so the meal would be Don't eat it.

"In the photo, aren't you two sitting and the other two standing? Generally speaking, the sitting person has a higher status in other people's hearts. You are because you are good-looking, and the other one is not good-looking, but her being able to sit shows that she has something special. Status, such as the head of the dormitory."

There is another important point that Gu Yun didn't say, because the tall and thin girl has a fierce look on her brows. This kind of girl is more competitive. She should be the most interested in being the boss of the dormitory. The other three girls They all looked weak and weak, and the head of the dormitory was not an important position, so he would not compete with her under normal circumstances.

Of course, these are unnecessary to say, to tease a girl, just tell her where she is happy. Many straight men often make this kind of mistake. They often only think about how to highlight their intelligence, but ignore the core.

Occasionally, it is still necessary to praise girls, but you must pay attention not to praise for nothing, but to praise "what happened for a reason", so as to appear advanced.

Sure enough, Su Xiao was very happy, and sent an emoji of "covering his mouth and giggling" without saying anything.

"Big liar, you should come to the Department of Political Science and Law. With your reasoning ability, you will be very good as a prosecutor or a lawyer!"

"No, you are a barrister, and I will be your assistant in the future."

Su Xiao, who was holding the mobile phone, couldn't help laughing "puchi" when talking here. She even saw the not-too-distant future. She was sitting in the office to study the case, and the "assistant" Gu Yun was sitting opposite her, helping her Analyze the case.

Oh, the "assistant" in a suit and tie is so handsome!

Heh, in this case, do you still have the mood to work?

It would be great if there was a day when I was doing the job I like and being accompanied by the people I like. What could be happier than this?

"Su Xiao, what are you laughing at?" A girl at the opposite table asked with a smile, "What did your boyfriend send you, let us have fun by telling it!"