darling, listen to me

It doesn't matter if there is no back on top, and even the arms are not exposed, and there are short sleeves?

Okay, I can bear it, but why is the shape of boxer shorts below?

Does the manufacturer of swimsuits still have any business ethics? Can this still be called a swimsuit if the basic two legs are not completely exposed?

Can you still call it an ethical swimsuit?

Gu Laogou immediately turned on the input method, ready to seriously tell Su Xiao that she had been cheated. It was a diving suit instead of a swimsuit. A real swimsuit would not waste so much fabric.

But he didn't want to, Su Xiao withdrew the photo again.

Huh?

Gu Laogou thought for a while, and asked pretending to be ignorant, 【Withdraw what? 】

Soon, Su Xiao replied the message.

[Nothing, wrong post. 】

Gu Yun couldn't help but smiled, and then sent Su Xiao another message.

Tease her, 【Then who do you want to send the swimsuit photo to? 】

Standing in front of a row of swimsuits, Su Xiao was drinking milk tea while looking at his mobile phone. When he saw this message, he smiled wryly and patted his forehead.

The little face was burning hot, and she was so ashamed that she wanted to find a hole in the ground and get in.

It turns out that the big liar has already seen the photo!

Oops, I was too impulsive just now, so I shouldn't have sent him. I haven't made up my mind whether to buy it or not!

Just as I was shy, I saw another message from Gu Yun.

[Send photos of other people's swimsuits but not me... If I were your boyfriend, would I be green now? 】

Su Xiao's face paled when he finished watching, and he almost dropped his phone with a trembling hand.

Wait, what kind of brain circuit is this guy? I just felt embarrassed and withdrew it again!

He doesn't really think that he sent it to other boys, does he?

Does he feel green?

It's over, it's over, Su Xiao, you pig-headed, now things are getting bigger, men care about this the most!

Ah bah, women also mind!

Hurry up and think about how to prevent him from misunderstanding!

Holding the milk tea, Su Xiao thought for a while before picking up the phone and spelling seriously, "I sent it to my mother, and my mother wants to buy it."

But writing here feels too fake, why would my mother suddenly want to buy a swimsuit?

She found that she really has no talent for deceiving people, and she is far from a big liar in this respect!

So he sighed, had to tell the truth, and replied, "I originally wanted to show it to you, but later I didn't want to show it to you, so I withdrew it."

After a pause, he added another one, "I didn't send it to others."

Of course Gu Yun knew that this was the case, but when he thought of Su Xiao on the other end holding his mobile phone and replying earnestly, he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth and chuckle.

How can this little girl be so cute?

After laughing, Gu Laogou got back to the topic.

He said solemnly, [Let me tell you, yours is not called a swimsuit, it is called a diving suit, which is only worn by divers! 】

Su Xiao frowned, and said in disbelief, 【The boss said it was a swimsuit! 】

[Don't be fooled, there are industry standards for swimsuits! 】

[What standard? 】

Gu Yun took the phone, changed the voice mode, and said in an insider's tone, 【First of all, it can't have a boxy shape, and the two legs must be completely exposed.Also, the upper part has to be suspendered, and both arms have to be fully exposed, which is just the national standard.In developed countries in Europe and the United States, those that don’t show their backs are no longer swimsuits!If you don't believe me, look at what the divers are wearing, how can I lie to you? 】

Su Xiao listened to this passage with her mobile phone close to her ear, and then silently shifted her gaze to a swimsuit next to her that seemed to save on fabric.

After staring at it for a long time, I came to a conclusion: that piece can not only show two legs, but also almost half of the butt!

So he bit his lip immediately, picked up his phone, and replied back.

[Big liar, you'd better not come back at night, come back and let me catch you and cry! 】

……

Gu Yun got into Cheng Dalei's car, and the car started quickly.

While driving, Cheng Dalei was thinking about how to tell Gu Yun about this.

After thinking for a while, he finally said, "Brother Gu, my sister is actually not very good-tempered. Look, you know how harsh he is to me."

"Ah, is it?"

"Yeah! Do you know why she is 23 and hasn't found a boyfriend yet?" Cheng Dalei continued, "It's just that she has a bad temper! Don't look at her good-looking, I really can't stand it."

As soon as Gu Yun heard Cheng Dalei's words, he knew what this kid meant.

In other words, is your own brand really that bad, making Cheng Dalei guard against thieves?

"Da Lei, in fact, I really like girls who can do it. Girls, the more you do it, the more fun you know?" Gu Yun was also idle, teasing Cheng Dalei, "If your sister doesn't have a boyfriend... tsk ,Good."

When Cheng Dalei heard this, he almost lost control of the steering wheel and hit the electric pole.

What does it mean?

Did you succeed in arousing his interest?

hey i...

Isn't this a pig hitting a tree? Why mention this?

Cheng Dalei immediately felt that he failed to beat the mandarin ducks, but became a pimp, and he was pimping his own sister!

After thinking for a while, he quickly said, "No, Brother Gu, you didn't understand what I meant. I mean, my sister has a bad temper. She often throws things and beats people. It was really hard to live with her."

"Oh, will you still hit people?"

"That's right, that's called a ruthless person who doesn't have any sympathy!"