Journey to the West: The beginning is a million-year cultivation base

These monkey urine are packed in big bowls, which can hold six bowls!

Taishang Laojun didn't understand, how could this Hericium piss so much?

Not scientific!

Taishang Laojun: "Nephew, why do you pee so much?"

Make a wish: "I drank too much water. Also, I squeezed out the last drop of urine, and there is no drop left in my body, so... full of weight!"

The weight of hell is full, Taishang Laojun is speechless.

The more monkeys piss, the more they drink!

Make a wish: "Master, it's still steaming, drink it while it's hot, the effect will be fleeting!"

In order to improve his cultivation again, Taishang Laojun endured it, and he and the "Tathagata Buddha" brought a bowl of monkey urine and drank it.

The first bowl was gone in no time!

Picking up the second bowl, he hesitated for a moment, and Taishang Laojun also drank it in one gulp.

By the third bowl, Taishang Laojun exhaled a smell of urine.

However, for the sake of congenital holy urine, he endured it and continued to drink!

After a while, the Taishang Laojun and the "Tathagata Buddha" both finished their three bowls of monkey urine.

"belch......"

"belch......"

Both hiccupped.

It stinks!

I couldn't help but take a few steps back when I made a wish!

Taishang Laojun and "Tathagata Buddha" were very excited. After so many years, they finally drank the congenital holy urine they had been thinking about again.

Taishang Laojun: "Nephew, you value love and righteousness, and the old way is convinced!"

"Tathagata Buddha": "Nephew Wukong, who understands righteousness, I am very pleased."

Make a wish and said with a smile: "It is a great honor to be able to share the worries of the two masters."

"Cuckoo cuckoo..."

While they were pretending to be polite, suddenly, the bellies of Taishang Laojun and "Tathagata Buddha" croaked.

The next moment, both Taishang Laojun and "Tathagata Buddha" felt a pain in their stomachs.

"No, I have a stomachache!"

The Taishang Laojun and the "Tathagata Buddha" both covered their stomachs with their hands, feeling very uncomfortable!

The medicinal effect of "a thousand miles of diarrhea" is so good, it comes so fast and so direct!

"Nephew, wait a moment, we'll come as soon as we go!"

Whoosh!

The Taishang Laojun and the "Tathagata Buddha" disappeared, and they went to find a hut!

It was a bad feeling, something was about to come out of my stomach.

However, at the level of Taishang Laojun's cultivation level, basically he can't go to the latrine.

At this moment, he couldn't find the hut.

"Where is the hut?"

Taishang Laojun clutched his stomach, unable to hold back anymore.

He was very uncomfortable, so he had to use his spiritual consciousness to cover the Tiangong, and finally found a hut in a Tiangong.

Whoosh!

The Taishang Laojun disappeared and went straight to the hut of the Heavenly Palace.

Coincidentally, there was a fairy in that hut... squatting in the pit!

Suddenly seeing the Taishang Laojun appearing in the void, the fairy was stunned, then covered her vitals, and shouted: "Ah!!!! The Taishang Daozu is here!"

Taishang Laojun was taken aback!

Before the trousers were unbuttoned, I heard a "poof".

Then, an unpleasant smell... wafted out.

Taishang Laojun froze and closed his eyes helplessly.

He....... pulled the crotch!

Fairy:"????"

Taishang Laojun: "..."

Hearing the fairy yelling that the Taishang Taoist ancestor is coming, many heavenly soldiers and generals rushed over and went straight to the hut, wanting to see their "idol" with their own eyes!

Chapter 271

Taishang Laojun feels too shameless!

Why can't I hold back any longer! ?

It's all right now, it's a shame to be caught by this fairy!

No!

More people are coming here, if the things in my crotch are exposed, I will lose face!

Never let them see it!

Taishang Laojun resisted the discomfort, flew away with a swish, and continued to search for the hut.

"Daozu..."

Before the fairy could finish speaking, Taishang Laojun disappeared.