The female adjutant came back and said to the little gray kings: "You are lucky. Lord Green is willing to see you. This is the blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes. It is very difficult for us to see Lord Green. You must Cherish this opportunity and don’t make it happen again.”

"Yes……"

The little gray kings are all polite like good babies.

After a while.

Su Mu looked at the little ones under his feet.

"You guys came back soon, have you already completed the task I gave you?" Su Mu asked.

"The task has been successfully completed." Gang Feng said.

"Have you seen Su Mu?"

"seen."

"Give him something too?"

"Give it to him."

Su Mu nodded and said: "You have done a good job, step down. If there are new tasks in the future, I will summon you."

The little gray kings looked at each other, they thought that Su Mu would find out that one of them was missing, but they didn't expect Su Mu to be so slow, he didn't realize that there was one of them missing.

As expected of their master, he didn't pay attention to them at all, and didn't even feel that their number was small.

Who knows that this is Su Mu's deliberate trick.

At this time, they had to take the initiative to speak.

"Great master, honorable master, please wait a moment, can we waste a few minutes of your time? We have some problems here, and we have to report to you." Gang Feng said.

"Oh." Su Mu said, "You have something to report, if it's a small matter, don't bother me. I'm very busy, I don't have time to chat with you, understand?"

"It's not a trivial matter, it's something related to your plan." Gang Feng said.

Su Mu said: "Let's listen."

Gang Feng said: "Didn't you realize that one of us is missing?"

"Really?" Su Mu glanced, "There is really one missing person among you, where is King Louis? Why didn't he come to see me? Could it be that he looks down on me and doesn't bother to see me?"

"Where does he have such courage? He is your most loyal dog just like us!" Gang Feng said hastily.

Chapter 560 Intentionally favoritism, making up random stories

Su Mu was noncommittal, and secretly laughed in his heart, these little gray men still have two faces, one for the face and the other for the back.It's a pity that they didn't know that they were Green, and they sued themselves in front of themselves, how could the result be possible?

Could it be that Su Mu would punish himself?

"Then why didn't Louis come to see me?" Su Mu said sternly, "If he can't give a suitable reason, he will be severely punished."

"He's dead." Gang Feng said quickly.

"died?"

"Yes, dead."

"The kind of death in the physical sense?" Su Mu frowned.

"Yes, there is no bones left of him, whether it is his soul or his body, they have completely disappeared in this universe." Gang Feng replied very rigorously.

Su Mu asked: "How did he die? Did he commit suicide or was he killed?"

Gang Feng said: "He was killed by Su Mu."

"Why did Su Mu kill him? Did he offend Su Mu? I told you earlier that Su Mu, a person on earth, is of extraordinary strength and his status is also very high. He is equivalent to the special envoy I sent. How dare you still If you don't respect him, aren't you asking for trouble?" Su Mu suppressed the smile in his heart, and said very seriously.

Gang Feng opened his eyes and said nonsense, "We didn't offend him, we obeyed your orders, we were polite and respectful to him, that was very respectful to him."

"Really?" Su Mu said lightly.

"Yes!" Whirlwind King said with an aggrieved expression on his face, "We have always treated him with courtesy, even to our own father, we have not been so polite."

Su Mu said: "If you are really so polite, based on what I know about Su Mu, he will treat you politely. He is a sincere gentleman, and he will not embarrass you."

Hearing what Su Mu said, the little gray kings hated Su Mu more and more: This damned Sumu has such a good impression on Lord Green, if you don't give him a few "good words" in front of Lord Green, I'm so sorry for his arrogance.

"Master Green, you have been deceived by him." Gang Feng said sadly.

"Really?" Su Mu remained expressionless, "Is this the case?"

"This Su Mu pretends to be a modest gentleman on the surface, but in fact he is a very arrogant guy, there is no limit to the arrogant." Gang Feng added, "We treat him with courtesy, But he bosses us around, embarrasses us when he comes up, abuses us, and doesn't take us seriously at all!"

Su Mu said: "As the saying goes, if you can't slap a slap, he will target you for no reason. Did you do something wrong?"

Back then, what Su Mu hated the most was the phrase that a slap could not slap.

This kind of self-righteous words can only play the role of making peace, wronging good people and conniving bad people.

Just like when Su Mu was in school, he met a gangster in the school and had conflicts and fights. Su Mu told the teacher that it was that guy who provoked him first.

Then the teacher said very politely: a slap can't be slapped, if you are not wrong, why did he provoke you and not others?Both of you are responsible.

Then the teacher played 50 boards each.

At that time, Su Mu felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly.

Later, when Su Mu saw a multiple-choice question, he gradually understood why this sentence was disgusting.

The multiple choice question is as follows:

Seeing Fat Tiger bullying Nobita, you have two options:

1. Help Daxiong,

2. Help Fat Tiger,

3. Pretending not to see,

4. To say that a slap cannot be slapped, both parties are at fault.

There are obviously four options, why are there two options?

Because of the last three options, no matter which one you choose, you are essentially helping Fat Tiger.

It is illogical to say that a slap does not make a sound, and a fly does not bite a seamless egg.

Using this kind of logic to judge right and wrong, there will be strange remarks that rapists rape women, not blaming rapists, but blaming women for wearing too little.

In fact, a slap can really slap, and flies can bite anything. When the wicked really want to bully you, it doesn't matter what hat you wear.

If you wear a hat, he will bully you, and if you don't wear a hat, he will also bully you.If you wear a red hat, he will bully you; if you wear a green hat, he will bully you even more.

He just wants to bully you.

However, it was very cool for Su Mu to say such disgusting words now. He just wanted to pretend that he was on Su Mu's side, disgusting the little gray kings.

Who let these guys dare to sue him for being tricky!

Sure enough, the kings of the little gray men were disgusted by Su Mu's remarks. Although they were obviously false accusations, Lord Green's indiscriminate favoritism against Su Mu also made them feel disgusted.

It's a pity that Lord Green is their master, and they are Lord Green's slaves. No matter how disgusting the master makes them, the slaves can only endure it.

"We really didn't do anything wrong. We were very polite and polite to him. But he didn't pay attention to us at all. When he came up, he beat and scolded us at every turn, as if we were his slaves." Just now peak road.

Su Mu said: "Maybe it's because you guys are too ugly and don't conform to his aesthetics."

"???"

"..."

"!!!"

The expressions of the little gray man range from question marks, to ellipsis points, to exclamation points, which are very wonderful.

They really did not expect that the great Lord Green in their minds would say such words.This is no longer favoring sumu, this is fundamentally protecting sumu everywhere.If they didn't know that both of them were male, they almost thought that Lord Green fell in love with this sumu.

In that case, wouldn't it be a domineering alien falling in love with me?

Then just kidding, just listen to Su Mu obediently.

"This sumu can insult me, and we can also insult our little gray people. In order to complete the task assigned by you, the master, we can bear it. But what we can't bear is that this sumu is insulting you, Lord Green!" Gang Feng knew that Lord Green had a high opinion of Su Mu, if he just told about their being insulted by Su Mu, Lord Green would not care at all.

Then you can only fabricate the rumor that Su Mu insulted Lord Green, and in this way, Lord Green will be angry.

"Yeah, he humiliated us in every possible way, but we just swallowed it, because we know that completing the task you entrusted to us is the most important thing. So we said to him, please don't do this, and finish the task of Lord Green first. "The Whirlwind King had no choice but to stand up and make up a story, fanning the flames, "But, this arrogant guy actually said that Lord Green is not a fart, he didn't take you seriously, Lord Green at all..."

Chapter 561 What You Said, But Really?

King Whirlwind's expression on the face of his ancestral grave being dug up was so sad that people could empathize with it. This kind of insane and exaggerated performance almost made Su Mu unable to help laughing out loud.

"Actually, he was insulting you from the very beginning, Grinda! We are your dogs, and if he insults us, he insults you. We have heard that there is a saying on earth that when beating a dog, it depends on the owner. He beats the dog." Don’t even look at the master, isn’t that insulting you?” A little gray man king used a certain proverb on the earth as the Romans did, citing scriptures.

Su Mu couldn't bear it any longer, and laughed out loud.

The little gray kings looked at Su Mu in shock.

Su Mu was a little embarrassed, covered his mouth with his hand, blocked his smile, and said, "Go on, I remembered something happy."

Your wife is having a baby?

Ten thousand mud horses whizzed past the hearts of the little gray kings.

That's a shit!

It took them a lot of effort to brew a good mood, add oil and vinegar, and fan the flames. Unexpectedly, Su Mu laughed out loud. It's like turning a blind eye to me who should cooperate with your performance. It's so embarrassing.

But no matter how embarrassing it is, the performance must continue. Once it starts, it cannot be stopped. Once it stops, not only will all previous efforts be wasted, but it will also be more embarrassing and embarrassing.

"When this Sumu insulted you, we couldn't bear it anymore. In our hearts, you are so great, such a stalwart, you are the god in our hearts. Naturally, we can't bear his insulting you like that. " Gang Feng said, "So we had an attack at that time."

King Whirlwind said: "King Louis was the first to attack. He went straight up and asked Su Mu to apologize for what he said. King Louis said this. He said: Earthlings, you can insult us, but You insult our master, this is a crime worthy of death. Immediately apologize to our master, otherwise I will make you pay the price. Our master's reputation cannot be desecrated in any way."

Gang Feng seemed to be singing a double reed, and said: "But that Su Mu not only did not apologize, but was very tough, and continued to insult us and your master. His words were very ugly. Why are we just a group of slaves, what master you are just It was his tool. We were furious when we heard it."

King Whirlwind followed Gang Feng's words and continued: "King Louis was the first to fight him directly, but he didn't expect his strength to be extraordinary. King Louis was brutally killed, and there was no body left. He is So cruel, so brutal."

Gang Feng said with a righteous face: "In order to protect your reputation, master, we naturally cannot sit idly by. Even though we know that he is powerful, we will face difficulties for your reputation, master. Because we can die , but your reputation, Master, cannot be tarnished in any way."

"We have tried our best, but the gap in strength between us and that Su Mu is too great. We were knocked down by him one after another, losing the ability to fight. He trampled on our bodies like mud on the ground. "Whirlwind King said, "We really want to protect your reputation, but there is nothing we can do."

Gang Feng said: "That Sumu stepped on our bodies and shouted that if it wasn't for the sake of our use value, he would have killed us all. He even said that you, Master, are just being used by him If the master has no use value for you, he will kill you like a dog."

"We yelled at him and argued with him, but he silenced us. Then he left, and it took us a while before we recovered," King Whirlwind said, weeping. Such a shameful shame, we must report to you as soon as possible. We must let you know the true face of this earthling."

Gangfeng also wept and said: "You must not be fooled by this earthling, he is already so arrogant now, if you continue to indulge him, sooner or later, he will ride on your head to shit and pee ah!"

"Yes, master, he is so arrogant, you must not believe him!"

"This earthling has rebellious bones behind his head, he can't be trusted!"

"Master, you must find a way and punish him, otherwise, if he becomes arrogant again, he will become more and more incurable."

The little gray kings all showed the expressions of dead mothers, performing hard and crying.This kind of emotional performance, if Green didn't understand it, he might be fooled.

Su Mu thought to himself, your story is really good, but it's a pity that you made up my story in front of me and wanted to sue me.

"There is such a thing, you didn't deceive me, did you?" Su Mu said seriously, "Not long ago, I just talked with that earthman Su Mu, he is not such an arrogant person. He respects me very much, he The views on you are also very positive. I talked with that earthman Su Mu all night long. We share the same interests. Although we are not members of a civilization, we are friends with each other. But you actually said this, which really makes me a little bit I can't figure it out."

"It's true, it's true, master!"

"I can assure you that we are telling the truth."

"He's the kind of double-faced guy, one thing on the outside and another on the back! Master, you must not trust him!"

Seeing that their false accusation had worked, the little grays made persistent efforts and performed harder and harder.

Su Mu's expression became more serious, and he said, "Are you really willing to guarantee that everything you said is true?"

The little gray kings hesitated for a moment, and spoke one after another.

"We dare to guarantee."

"What we say is true."

"In front of you, master, we will never lie."

The little gray kings clapped their chests one by one, promising their tickets.

Su Mu pondered and said: "Although I think this matter is a bit ridiculous, but you are our dogs, and you are more or less close to us. I have to believe your words. It seems that I have read the wrong person after all. This Su Mu and I imagined This person is completely different. This person has one thing on the outside and another on the back. He is actually a double-faced person with two faces. It’s really disgusting, I was actually played by this person!"

Gang Feng was overjoyed and said: "Master, it's not too late for you to see his true face now!"

Su Mu nodded and said: "Thanks to you reporting in time and tearing off his painted skin, otherwise, I would really be deceived by him. A person like this, with such an arrogant style of acting, must be punished. What do you think should be done?" How about punishing him?"

Chapter 562 Expose the lies and severely reprimand

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