Siheyuan: Parade through the streets at the beginning

"Put things down." He Yuzhu pointed to the leftover roast chicken on the table and said, "Take this plate of chicken home, and tell Qin Huairu by the way that neighbors should help each other!"

"If you pay, you will get rewards, understand?"

Stick nodded again and again: "Silly uncle, the peanuts are still warm, how about you try them? My mother fried them with her own hands. I wanted to steal them, but she didn't let me!"

"Yo, or sugar-coated peanuts? Qin Huairu is worth the money this time!"

With that said, He Yuzhu picked up the chopsticks and picked up a peanut.

Shazhu has no guard against children.

I didn't even know that this plate of peanuts was cut.

After picking up the chopsticks, he was about to put it in his mouth when He Qiu's voice came from the door: "Wait a minute!"

Hearing the sound, He Yuzhu instinctively stopped his movements.

Standing up from the stool: "Brother, why are you back so late today?"

He Qiu walked into the room, and glanced at Peanut on the table: "Something happened, so I was delayed."

Seeing that He Yuzhu didn't eat the peanuts, Banggen's expression changed from joy and excitement to disappointment.

He gritted his teeth and stared at He Qiu, his lungs were about to explode.

Then he forced a smile: "Uncle He Qiu, you just came back just in time. My mother just fried peanuts, which are still sugar-coated. You can't buy them outside. Would you like to try them?"

Seeing BangGong's unwillingness to give up, He Qiu laughed immediately.

He dug a spoonful with a spoon, handed it up, and said with a smile: "Taste first, I'm worried that the food from Qin Huairu is poisonous. Didn't you hear the old man say that the food from the widow is not edible?"

The stick was stunned.

He had never heard of this.

He half-believingly asked: "Is there such a saying?"

He Qiu nodded: "Of course, you are young and don't read much, so you don't know. In this way, you can have a taste first, if there is no problem, my brother and I will eat it. How about it?"

"If you don't taste it, then we don't want this peanut either, so you can just take it back."

"Of course, you don't want to take the plate of chicken on the table with you."

As soon as he heard that He Qiu wanted him to take it back, Bang Jiao immediately became anxious.

How could he just miss the opportunity for revenge that he had finally seized.

He looked at He Qiu with a serious face, and he didn't look like he was lying.

So I could only grit my teeth and stuff the peanuts into my mouth: "Then...after I finish eating, you must eat together!"

He Qiu smiled and nodded: "It must."

A nine-year-old child.

I just want to play tricks, and my brain is not enough.

How could it be possible to beat a mature adult?

So He Qiu successfully set him up with a few simple sentences, tricking him into tasting the peanuts first.

Seeing that the stick was chewing in pain, all the facial features were twisted together, He Qiu smiled and his eyebrows were even bent.

He Yuzhu looked confused: "Brother, why are you smiling so happily?"

He Qiu said cheerfully: "Bang Geng added ingredients to the peanuts. He originally wanted to lie to you, but he ate it by himself. Look at his painful appearance. Do you think it's funny?"

"what?"

He Yuzhu immediately became angry: "Well, you little bastard, how dare you come to lie to me? You are born with a mother, and there is no mother to teach you! See if I don't beat you to death!"

He stood up, picked up the broom and swung it on the buttocks of the stick.

He was beaten so badly that he bounced off the ground directly.

Just want to run out the door.

But Bang Geng's leg was injured, so he couldn't run fast at all, and He Qiu pulled him back by the neck after only two steps.

Forget about He Yuzhu's routine, this kid actually wants to join him in the routine.

This gave He Qiu the idea of ​​punishing the stick.

"How does the stick, lime booger, and peanuts mixed with saliva taste? Is it delicious?" He Qiu picked up the stick and asked with a smile.

The stick spit out the contents of his mouth, and the dead duck mouthed hard: "I don't know what you are talking about, let me go quickly, or my mother, my grandma will not let you go."

"You white-eyed wolves, you stingers, you are not good people!"

Facing threats and curses from an older kid, He Qiu almost burst out laughing.

No need to ask, these words must have been taught by Qin Huairu and the others.

He pulled off the stick pants, looked at He Yuzhu and said, "This kid is so stubborn, give him a good beating, and give him a long memory."

"Right on my mind!"

With a sneer, He Yuzhu picked up the broom, and slapped Stickon's butt again.

Without pants protection.

Just like that, the buttocks of the stick stem blossomed.

But He Yuzhu didn't mean to stop at all, one after another, mercilessly.

He never expected that a half-grown child would have such a vicious heart.

Actually trying to trick him into eating peanuts mixed with lime.

If you eat this, you can't run away and be dragged into the latrine to death?

The broom handle, one after another, slapped the stick's ass hard.

The tears that hurt the stick were flowing down.

"Ouch, it hurts!"

"Silly Zhu, you are nothing!"

"You, you bully me, my mother won't let me go..."

"Oh, I was wrong, silly Zhu, I was wrong, you let me go, I, I dare not again..."

The stick's buttocks were flushed red, and the crying was worse than killing a pig during the New Year.

On the contrary, He Qiu always had a smile on his face.

In this Qinman courtyard, apart from beating Xu Damao violently, what else is more enjoyable than teaching sticks a lesson?

If there is, then it must be teaching Qin Huairu and his family together while teaching the stick!

"Silly, what are you doing, are you crazy?"

"Let go of my stick!"

At this moment, there was an exclamation from outside.

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhangshi rushed over angrily.

Chapter 55 Angrily fanned Qin Huairu and kicked Jia Zhang

I heard the heart-piercing cry of the stick.

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang rushed over like crazy.

He snatched the stick back from He Yuzhu's hand in one go.

See the bloody buttocks of the stick stem, and then look at the broomstick that was pumped and red.

Her mother's heart is about to break.

Qin Huairu shouted angrily: "Silly Zhu! Where did our stickman offend you? How could you hit him so hard? Are you still human?"

He Yuzhu snorted coldly: "Ask him yourself, what did this little bastard do?"

"What can he do?"

Jia Zhang pointed at He Yuzhu anxiously, "He just came to give you some peanuts. You, an elder, actually detained him and beat his ass like this. You are not human at all!"

"And you, He Qiu, both of you brothers are not good people!"

Seeing that the spearhead was pointed at him, He Qiu immediately became unhappy.

He took the peanuts and brought them to Mrs. Jia Zhang: "This is the peanuts you sent, come, take a bite!"

"What?"

He Qiu sneered: "I'll let you have a bite. Your stick has peanuts mixed with lime, saliva, and booger. See how it tastes?"

Hearing this, Jia Zhang could not understand what happened.

Stick stem is what she watched grow up.

She knows better than anyone how naughty this kid is.

It must be that they asked Banggen to deliver peanuts just now. On the way, Banggen tampered with something, but Sha Zhu caught him on the spot.

Jia Zhang slapped the plate away, and said angrily, "Even if the peanuts were tampered with by sticks, so what? Isn't it natural for children to love to play?"

"Put something on it, it's just a joke, it won't kill anyone anyway!"

"How can you two adults be angry with children? Children are ignorant, so are you too?"

He Qiu said with a smile: "My brother almost swallowed this thing in his stomach, how dare you say that children are ignorant?"

"Sure enough, any idiot child is the idiot parent!"

"You old bastard, and that thing that was born by a mother but not taught by a mother, is simply a virtue!"

Jia Zhang was furious.

The grandson was beaten and she was humiliated, which made her completely lose her mind at this moment.

Roaring and yelling, he rushed towards He Qiu with his teeth and claws open.

"Damn it, if you dare to call me an old gangster, I, I will fight with you!"

Jia Zhang is about his age, but he has long nails.

If it is scratched, it will be less skinned.

Seeing Jia Zhang rushing up, He Qiu smiled coldly, kicked her stomach with one kick.

bang.

Like a kite with a broken string, Jia Zhang flew backwards and fell out of the house.

He Qiu went up, grabbed the old man by his collar, and raised his hand to slap him twice.

The two dentures flew out of her mouth directly, and blood flowed from the corner of her mouth.

He Qiu glared at Mrs. Jia and Zhang, and scolded unceremoniously: "You old witch is so brave, you dare to fight me? Why, just because you are old, you think I dare not fight?"

"Then you are dead wrong!"

"Last time, the second uncle provoked me, why did you get beaten up, didn't you see?"

Outside the house, the second uncle who was watching heard this.

It almost didn't find a crack in the ground to get in.

This He Qiu really didn't care about human feelings at all.

If you say beating, you will be beating, if you are saying scolding, you will be scolding.

Seeing her mother-in-law being beaten, Qin Huairu immediately rushed up: "He Qiu, let go of my mother-in-law, if you come to me for something, I asked the stick to send peanuts, if you want to blame, blame me!"

"Don't embarrass my mother-in-law..."

As soon as Qin Huairu rushed in front of her, He Qiu swung her mouth wide.

The beating made her turn 360 degrees in a circle.

Qin Huairu covered her flushed face, and asked in disbelief, "You, you, really hit me?"

He Qiu looked like a fool: "You didn't tell me to come after you? If I don't hit you, who will I hit? If you don't teach me, it's the mother's fault. You are a good mother, but you teach children such virtues. If I don’t slap you, who will you slap?”