Siheyuan: Parade through the streets at the beginning

"It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes!"

Xu Damao scolded angrily: "It's a good thing to do, but He Qiu happened to run into him, and he was treated like a dog, chasing him for so long! Wait for me to escape smoothly, and see how I can get revenge on you, the son of a bitch! "

Suddenly, a flashlight appeared outside.

Then came a series of footsteps.

Xu Damao quickly covered his mouth, so nervous that his heartbeat slowed down a lot.

"Vice-captain, no one can be found!"

"I've searched all the places I should look for, is it not in this place?"

"Shall we look elsewhere?"

A group of old ladies with red armbands reported to He Qiu out of breath.

He Qiu shook his head, and said flatly, "Did you overlook something?"

As he spoke, he pointed to a men's toilet not far away.

Seeing the toilet, the eyes of the old ladies suddenly lit up: "That's right, that guy knows we are lesbians, so he definitely won't go to the men's toilet to search, maybe he's nesting in some toilet right now!"

"The vice-captain is smarter, let's search this toilet first!"

With that said, a group of people approached the toilet.

Hearing the approaching footsteps, Xu Damao, who was hiding inside, shivered with fright.

If this is caught, he will lose his job and go to jail!

He turned his head, looked at the bottomless septic tank, gritted his teeth, and made a difficult decision.

This is a decision against the ancestors!

"Damn... fight!"

After finishing speaking, Xu Damao took a deep breath, mustered all the courage in his body, and jumped into the cesspool with a plop.

Due to inexperience, when I first got down, my mouth was not closed, and a mouthful of poop just got into my mouth.

At this moment, Xu Damao was heartbroken: "He Qiu, you have caused me to pick up cesspools and eat cakes. When I go out, I will never end with you!"

Chapter 23 Rumors of the Water Monkey in Forty-Nine City

Xu Damao summoned up his courage.

Made a decision against the ancestors.

At the last second before the old lady of the inspection team rushed into the toilet, he jumped into the cesspit to hide himself perfectly.

The toilet was pitch black and had an unpleasant stench.

The old lady briefly took a light with the flashlight, and when she found no one, she immediately went out holding her nose.

These days there are dry toilets, especially in places like the capital.

In an area, hundreds of people share the same toilet.

So the level of smell and filth in the toilet...you can imagine.

"Vice-captain, there is no one in the toilet!" The old lady came out holding her nose and reported loudly to He Qiu.

He Qiu nodded and said, "Everyone split up and search around the area. I have a hunch that this kid must be hiding somewhere nearby. Don't take it lightly!"

"Yes!"

After speaking, a group of old ladies immediately dispersed.

And mobilize the neighbors to search carefully in the vicinity.

Trash cans, men's and women's toilets, weed piles, and all kinds of places where people might hide, they didn't let go of a single one.

The team all dispersed, and He Qiu was about to leave.

Before leaving, he looked back at the toilet, with a meaningful smile on the corner of his mouth: "Xu Damao, Xu Damao, I never thought that you would even dare to jump into a cesspit in order to avoid being hunted down!"

"For the sake of your courage, I won't disturb your pleasure of taking a bath in the cesspit!"

Although He Qiu knew that Xu Damao was hiding in the toilet, he never dreamed that he would actually jump into the cesspit.

His original plan was to force Xu Damao into the toilet, let him smell the stench, and finally drag him out and humiliate him in public.

But... the result now is beyond his expectation.

He even almost burst out with snot bubbles.

"Qin Huairu was arrested, and Xu Damao jumped into the cesspit. With such a perfect ending, how many scores can the system give?"

"What rewards can be given?"

He Qiu left, and Xu Damao, who was hiding in the cesspit, finally dared to come out to breathe fresh air.

But Xu Damao seemed to have forgotten one thing.

He was in a septic tank, not a swimming pool.

Take a breath in the swimming pool, stick your head out, and now this place is the same as the Northeast Sauce Vat.

When he came out, his nose and face were covered with stuff.

Just take a breath.

have to...

The nose and mouth were full and swallowed a big mouthful. The most disgusting thing was that there were still two crumpled toilet paper stuck to his face.

"vomit……"

"Too, too disgusting..."

Xu Damao was so nauseous that he wanted to retch, but he was afraid that someone would catch him if he made a sound.

The septic tank is only one meter high and not very deep.

This is also the main reason why he was not drowned or choked to death by the dense swamp gas.

To be on the safe side, Xu Damao simply endured the stench that shot straight into the sky, and forced himself to squat inside for another hour.

When it was dark and there was no movement outside, he cautiously crawled out of the pool and walked out of the men's room cautiously.

It will be past ten o'clock, and there is no one in the alley.

Wrapped in a thick poop shell, Xu Damao walked forward little by little like a swamp monster.

He wanted to find a river to wash away all the filth on his body.

Otherwise, just go back like a monster and scare people to death.

It is worth mentioning that after Xu Damao went out, a large group of flies flew out immediately, chasing after his buttocks and circling around.

There are hundreds of them.

There were bursts of humming, not to mention how spectacular it was.

Heck, heck, heck...

Xu Damao walked down the deserted street with his sticky footsteps in a daze.

At this moment, loneliness, discomfort and grievances all came to my mind.

"How unlucky!"

Xu Damao's intestines were full of regret: "It was Qin Huairu who was forced by bad luck to go to work outside the factory. The small warehouse before was not bad? It was safe and secret!"

"It was all caused by that unlucky woman, and that He Qiu, they are all neighbors in the neighborhood, and they don't know how to take care of them, so save some face!"

"Don't let me catch the opportunity in the future, if I catch it, I will get you and silly Zhu together!"

"I, I will also press you into the cesspit, let you taste the taste of poop..."

Cursing and cursing, Xu Damao suddenly stopped in his tracks.

Because ten meters ahead of him, a woman appeared.

The woman was holding the toilet paper in her hand, her face was pale with fright, and she stood there motionless, not daring to move.

Obviously, she thought she had run into a ghost.

"It's broken, I must have been frightened by my appearance." Xu Damao suddenly panicked.

But just when he was about to open his mouth to explain, the girl suddenly let out a piercing scream.

"Help!"

"Yes, there are ghosts!"

As soon as he yelled, all the lights in the surrounding courtyards turned on.

Even Xu Damao was attacked by the high-decibel sound waves, and his eardrums hurt: "Grandma, don't howl, stop howling, I, I am a human, I am not a ghost!"

"Stop howling, I beg you..."

The more anxious Xu Damao wanted to step forward to explain, the more afraid the woman was to retreat.

The next moment, at the entrance of the alley not far away, Han Chunming was the first to rush out without even putting on his pants.

"Su Meng, what's wrong with you? Are you all right?"

"Ghost, there is ghost!"

Su Meng hid back in fear and pointed at Xu Damao at the same time.

Seeing Xu Damao's appearance at the moment, Han Chunming's scalp was numb with fright: "Hey, what kind of monster is this? It doesn't even look like a human being!"

But for the woman he loves, he has to fight.

Han Chunming picked up a brick, yelled for courage, and rushed towards Xu Damao: "Where did the monster come from! If you dare to play wild in our Sijiu City, I will beat you to death with a brick!"

Seeing the opponent rushing up with a brick, Xu Damao was so frightened that he lost his mind, turned his head and ran away.

It has to be said that Xu Damao's escape speed is still very fast.

Like a rabbit.

Han Chunming chased him for a long time, but he couldn't catch up.

In the end, he had no choice but to throw the brick in his hand hard, hoping to hit the monster.

With a thud.

The brick hit Xu Damao's back, and he let out a scream in pain.

Taking advantage of the darkness, he jumped into a moat and disappeared.

"This, is this the legendary water monkey?"

Han Chunming chased to the edge of the moat, looking at the pitch-black water, he couldn't help but shiver.

"The water monkey cannibalism recorded in ancient books is true, but... are all water monkeys so stinky?" Han Chunming was worried: "Gaiming, go ask the admiral of the Nine Gates, he may know something about water monkeys rumors!"

When Han Chunming went back, Su Meng had already been taken back to the compound.

Grandma Su and a group of people are surrounding her, asking for concern.

Su Meng was so frightened that she kept crying and couldn't remember anything.

Cheng Jianjun comforted from the side: "Su Meng, don't cry, there are no ghosts in this world, we are all the successors of the country, so we can't say such unrealistic words."

"If someone hears this, I will definitely laugh at you and your parents!"

Grandma Su snorted coldly: "Let's go up, you are the only one who has studied, our Su Meng wants you to tell me?"

Cheng Jianjun frowned slightly: "Grandma Su, I also care about Su Meng..."

"Care about Su Meng?"

Grandma Su smiled: "Then when our family Su Meng first called for help, why did you hide in the house and not come out? Only Han Chunming dared to rush up?"

"If you ask me, you look okay, but in reality, you are far worse than Chunming!"

It just so happened that Han Chunming would come back from the outside.

And listen to this sentence clearly.

He looked at Su Meng, who was crying in the crowd, and sighed in his heart: "Aren't I far worse than the person in Su Meng's heart?"