Uncle, please help the Han family

"Here."

The servant hurriedly retreated and went to serve wine and food.

"Drinking? Okay!" Zhang Fei immediately became high, his big dark eyes glowed with anticipation, "Drinking the kind of swig that makes you have a splitting headache!"

"Don't drink until you get a headache..."

Liu Yu was convinced, this guy is really a drunkard.

Every time I drink, I never lag behind. It's you, third master.

"But I'm going to make a drinking rule."

Before the wine came, Liu Yu stretched out a finger to remind him.

"Ah? There are still rules when drinking..." Zhang Fei, who was already the most troubled by the etiquette at the drinking table, muttered with some complaints.

"There must be, and it's not just drinking with me that has such a rule, but Feifei must abide by this rule when drinking with me in the future." Speaking of this, Liu Yu's tone became very serious.

Seriously, it's like giving orders in combat.

Although Zhang Fei has a big personality, it's by no means that he can't understand the atmosphere. She can feel that the lord has become serious.

So, he nodded honestly and said, "My lord, please tell me."

Staring at this time, Zhang Fei, who looked quite simple, should be able to listen to opinions, and Liu Yu, who was not very good at preaching, said word by word: "After drinking, you are not allowed to scold and whip soldiers."

"...Huh? That's it!"

I thought it was a requirement to drink in moderation and not to drink people to death, but it turned out to be just such a trivial matter.Without even thinking about it, Zhang Fei directly agreed, "It's fine if you don't beat or scold, that's totally fine."

Zhang Fei, who only cared about agreeing, didn't think of a question, that is why Liu Yu would suddenly say such a thing to himself.

After all, according to the general brain circuit, if the leader emphasizes certain things, then it means that he must have done such things.

But the third master is the third master, the rampant third master.

"No, you have to make a written statement."

Liu Yu didn't listen to Zhang Fei's one-sided words, took out a pen and paper, and placed it in front of Zhang Fei.

Secret technique of the Three Kingdoms, warning to Ma Di's treasure - military order.

"Ah..." Zhang Fei was a little confused, "I still need to make a written statement."

"Yes, I have a habit of drinking. I just don't like to drink with people who are violent after drinking." Liu Yu emphasized seriously, "For me, people who beat and scold soldiers after drinking, I can't drink with them." Deep friendship. And I heard, Feifei, you also seem to have this habit?"

"No, no... No, just a few times, a few times." Zhang Fei suddenly stood at attention, and denied it flatly, "And it's not considered a fight, I was just playing with them, and I didn't hit hard."

Bad habits should be killed from the bud.

Otherwise, even if he crossed over by himself, the third master would not be able to avoid the end of being killed by his subordinates.

And the second master, because of his excessive arrogance, would also insult Jiangdong Xiaosun, causing him to suffer from the enemy.

Of course, Liu Yu believes that even if he shows up, some events are still impossible to happen.

For example, Sun Keji took Hefei.

"Please make a written statement."

Liu Yu stretched out a hand and made a 'please' gesture, not allowing the other party to argue.

"This……"

Looking at the paper and pen, Zhang Fei fell into a tangle.

"Why, can't you write?"

"No! We are a little rich woman from Zhuo County, and I have read a lot of books." Hearing this, Zhang Fei quickly denied it proudly, then picked up a pen and buried himself in writing, proving that his education level is not low.

Zhuojun little rich woman...

Good guy, Feifei actually considers herself a rich woman.

This is the world with mother stones.

"But your writing is so good..." Looking at the paper, it is not distorted, and it is even pretty, but the black font is a bit too big, Liu Yu couldn't help sighing, "It's too flying."

"Just like the people in our family, the characters must be powerful and tall!"

Zhang Fei didn't realize that Liu Yu was teasing and sarcastic, and accepted the other party's evaluation quite willingly.

After all, she likes big ones.

The weapons should be big, the drinking bowls should be big, and the things of the men you like should be big.

Ah, that's it.

Yes, that's it.

Do you have to tell us?

It's too shameful.

Ok.

Straight up.

I, Zhang Fei, like men with great loyalty!

"But my lord, since it's a military order..." Zhang Fei stopped halfway through the writing, raised his head, and asked Liu Yu in confusion, "How should I fill in the price after the violation?"

"If you hit a subordinate once, you will break a finger."

"Ah! This is too painful!"

As if feeling a knife cutting his knuckles, Zhang Fei quickly held it with his hand and shrank to the side.

Well, it seems that the third master is really afraid of pain.

It turns out that bravery and cowardice do not conflict.

In other words, because he is afraid of pain, he is bold and cautious.

If you want not to get hurt, you have to solve the problem from the source - kill someone, he won't be able to hurt me, okay.

"Okay, then change it."

After thinking for a while, Liu Yu instructed and said: "You are not allowed to scold or flog soldiers after drinking. If you break the precept, you are not allowed to drink with Liu Yu again."

Liu Yu originally thought that if he committed a crime, he would sever ties with Liu Bei.

But that would be a little too serious, and an impossible punishment.

So just compromise.

After all, he brought it up by himself, so he should show his attitude and let Zhang Fei know that he really doesn't like Zhang Fei's behavior of whipping soldiers after drinking.

Not only for Zhang Fei's personal safety, but also for the formation of a good military atmosphere.

In this world, the people are fundamental.

In an army, soldiers are fundamental.

At any time, we must love the people like our sons and our soldiers like our sons.

"..."

However, such a rather simple punishment made Zhang Fei's pen hang on the paper.

The ink dripped black on the white paper and refused to fall.

"Lord."

After a long while, Zhang Fei let out a sigh of relief, and changed his words: "My lord, cut off your fingers, the big girl will do what she says, and she will never break her promise."

From Zhang Fei's eyes, Liu Yu could tell that she would abide by the military order and never spare her fingers.

"No, cutting your fingers is too cruel." Liu Yu raised his hand and denied, "Just do what I said, anyway, Feifei doesn't care, and only cares about his own mood."

"I do not have!"

Liu Yu, who originally only wanted to use the aggressive method, used a straight hook to catch the fish in the net with one stroke.

Opening his eyes wide, Zhang Fei said angrily, "Zhang Fei cares, Zhang Fei doesn't just care about his own mood!"

Chapter 102 Big brother, don't get drunk

This is the first time Liu Yu has seen Zhang Fei show such an attitude towards him.

Obviously, she really cared.

What I said just now, maybe the yin and yang were too much, so that she was very sad when she was strong and straightforward.

And at this moment, the servant came into the room with wine and meat, placed them on the table respectfully, and retreated slowly without saying a word.

Holding the brush tightly, lowering his head, Zhang Fei forcefully set down the 'military order' on the spot.

As for the punishment for breaking the precept, it is still not what Liu Yu put forward lightly just now, 'If you whip the soldiers, you can no longer drink with yourself'.

It's a severed finger.

Like a certain underworld organization in Japan, they swear with severed fingers at every turn.

After setting up the paperwork, Zhang Fei grabbed the jar of wine with both hands and raised it high with a 'pop'.

In front of Liu Yu, she didn't show any girl's restraint or elegance, and just gulped down the wine.

Gollum.

The fine wine entered his throat, and he swallowed hard.

Because the mouth of the jar was too wide, when Zhang Fei drank heavily, a lot of turbid grain wine flowed down the corner of his mouth.

It's like pouring into a brook.

And Zhang Fei, who is dressed in a rough style, only has layers of chest cloth wrapped around his chest.

Therefore, the colored wine gradually invaded into the deep place.

Localized water accumulation in the northern hemisphere.

It lasted for a full minute, and Zhang Fei was drinking heavily all the time.

If this is beer in a glass bottle, probably a bottle and a half has been blown.

But she is still drinking.

"Yide!" Liu Yu was frightened, put his hand on Zhang Fei's arm, and interrupted with some grudges, "Why...why did you drink alone."

"Because big brother said something that was too much!"

When Zhang Fei put down the jar of wine, it was visible to the naked eye that her eye sockets had been blurred by tears, showing a rare weakness.

Moreover, he was sobbing while talking.

"sorry Sorry."

Liu Yu also realized that saying that kind of thing to a true friend really meant some anger, so he quickly changed his words: "I didn't mean that, I just... worried about you too much."

"Worry...worry..." Holding the jar of wine, looking at Liu Yu with tears in his eyes, Zhang Fei whimpered, "Why...how should I say it?"

Grass, isn't this very unreasonable.

Who said that Zhang Fei was reckless, and he was able to listen to what others said.

"Don't hide it from Yide."

Looking into the opponent's eyes, Liu Yu finally couldn't help it anymore, and made up a true story: "Before, I also knew a fierce general, who was brave and resourceful, and could be called the enemy of ten thousand people. However, she has a bad habit, It’s just that he likes to whip the soldiers when he’s drunk.”

"And then what?"

Zhang Fei felt that the person Liu Yu mentioned was somewhat similar to himself, so he couldn't help asking.

"Then……"

There was no hint of a joke, Liu Yu said seriously: "After she got drunk, she was beheaded by two subordinates."

"...Is there such a thing?!" Zhang Fei showed a frightened expression.

"That's right." Liu Yu said sternly, "Even if this person is invincible on the battlefield, taking the head of a general from him is like picking something out of a bag. But after drinking, he was still beaten by two small characters." He was killed by a joint team, and he directly took the head to ask the lord of the hostile camp for a reward."

A poor generation of famous generals died at the hands of mere villains, eh.

"This……"