Uncle, please help the Han family
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"That's right, no matter how I say it, I am the left general of the big man, how can I do such a thing?"
Although Liu Bei is not lofty and doesn't have much airs, but as a general who leads an army, he still has the minimum moral bottom line and self-esteem.
"If you are bathing Xiangguo as a waiter, it's really not good." Guan Yu was not in a hurry, and replied quite freely, "But if it's just a brother and sister, there is no relationship between superiority and inferiority."
"There are no such strange brothers and sisters!" Liu Bei was stunned, wondering how the second sister could have so many strange thoughts in her mind.
Brothers and sisters who help each other take a bath, this is too unethical.
If parents found out, they would have to break their legs!
Wait, why do I emphasize broken legs alone when there are so many body parts?
"I didn't mean that." Guan Yu saw that he couldn't do it, so he started to play the emotional card, rubbed his smooth and fair shoulders with his hands, and then pretended to be tired, and said, "Xiangguo has not waited for the journey from Donglai to Linzi." A few days ago, just because we wanted to come to you, we rode horses with us to Yinan City overnight. I mean, people like us who have experienced battles are all sore, and he must be even more tired now. "
"Is that so?" Although Liu Bei was a little wary of Guan Yu's lies, the news she received yesterday was that Xiangguo was in Linzi to appease people.
He was in Linzi the day before, and now he is in Yinan. He must have traveled overnight, after all, the two places are separated by hundreds of miles.
"That's true." Zhang Fei nodded when he heard this, and agreed with a quite normal expression, "It was said that Xiangguo would come in a carriage, but he said it was a waste of time and he didn't have much free time, so he insisted on riding. The horse is on our way with us."
"This, that's it..."
"Xiangguo has often complained that his butt hurts along the way." Zhang Fei didn't hide it at all, without saving Liu Yu's face at all, he said this kind of thing quite casually.
After she finished speaking, Guan Yu secretly "stared~" on Liu Bei, his eyes were very subtle.
"..." Liu Bei was once again blushed by the second sister. He was at a loss for a while, and even started to stutter, "What do you mean? I, I will not rub Xiangguo's butt!"
"..." Liu Bei's cuteness also made Guan Yu speechless, and he held back for a long time before he said awkwardly, "I, I didn't mean that either."
My sister, on the other hand, occasionally makes some surprising remarks.
So, is she really innocent?
"But it's okay for elder sister to help elder brother squeeze his back and wipe off his sweat. After all, my mother often wipes my father's back."
Putting his hands on the bathtub, he sat in it with his legs spread apart in a particularly rude way, letting the northern hemispheres float up and down, Zhang Fei interjected lightly.
"You, what do you mean by that?!"
Like an innocent girl who made a lot of fuss, Liu Bei was surprised too many times today.
"She means that she wants you and elder brother to be her parents."
"What the hell? Second sister, don't explain yourself!" Unable to bear Guan Yu's teasing, Zhang Fei protested loudly, "That's not what I mean, I mean, big brothers and big sisters will always get married anyway, and from now on we will be a family, a family What's wrong with people giving each other a bath!"
"..."
lore.
Zhang Fei's straightforward explanation completely broke Liu Bei's defense line about shame in an instant.
Visible to the naked eye, after listening to Zhang Fei's words, Liu Bei's 'breath' subsided little by little, and his body slowly turned to one side, with his back to the two of them, curled up slightly, and had already turned into a little red hairball in shame .
it has started.
The elder sister's self-introduction started.
To be honest, my yin and yang eccentricity just sounds like a bit of a mouthful. In terms of attack power, it has to be Sanmei's straight ball attack.
"Then, then I'll go and massage Xiangguo's shoulders to relieve his fatigue..." Turning his head slowly, like an honest girl, Liu Bei weakly asked the two of them for advice, "How is it?"
Clearly, she wasn't looking for their advice.
Because in this regard, the eldest sister never listened to her and Zhang Fei.
In other words, she has actually made a decision in her heart, and this time is just to give herself a step down.
Therefore, as a younger sister, of course, I fully support the happiness of my eldest sister.
"Xiangguo rode all the way on horseback. He was already exhausted, and when his elder sister was stabbed again, he might feel very apprehensive. At this time, he needs a gentle woman like elder sister to give him the best comfort."
This is Guan Yu's speech, which is very logical and self-consistent. As a suggestion, this level is completely sufficient.
But Zhang Fei smiled and raised his hand to speak, it is a very straightforward and blatant tiger-wolf speech that does not save the elder sister's face at all:
"Eldest sister, don't worry, push your butt for elder brother!"
…………
"That's all, it's good that this kind of thing happens to me, at least it can teach her a lesson so that it won't happen again in the future."
Although he was still in shock after PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, the feeling of escaping from the dead was mostly luck and joy, so Liu Yu also decided not to be so annoying and become a KY who affects people's mood.
It was so easy for the four brothers and sisters Liu, Liu, Guan and Zhang to get together, and at such moments, of course they were happy.
Ye Weiyang, Le Weishang, how happy the friends are together.
Okay, after taking a shower, I'll go barbecue Barbie Q with them.
Liu Yu, who happened to be a little hungry, stepped out of the bathtub with one foot after washing his body, ready to wipe his body.
However, at this moment, the door of this room was slowly pushed open.
A red-haired girl in a gorgeous red robe, probably like a bathrobe, stood at the door.
She turned her eyes straight over.
Liu Yu also followed the other party's gaze, maintained this posture, lowered his head, and looked at the mysterious place called the Twisted Forest.
The tail is too big to fall off.
(Save a working dictionary, you bastard!)
"That..." Liu Yu, as a man who has a flexible sense of shame and is not surprised by this kind of scene, behaved very calmly, so he neither covered it nor concealed it, and asked directly, "Xuande, Is there anything you need?"
Chapter 436 Want To Be Together Forever
"I, I..." Liu Bei was completely dumbfounded just now, not because he didn't know how to be shy, but after Xiangguo's "big" response, she quickly turned her face away, "This journey, riding a horse is tiring... Tired right?"
"Huh? It's okay, it's a bit."
Because Liu Yu didn't know what the other party wanted to do, he still held such a posture.
"Then you sit back in the basin."
"Huh? I just finished washing..."
"Sit back in the basin!"
"...here!"
He was obviously the great Han Xiangguo, the most powerful man in the world, but Liu Yu subconsciously gave a "hey" when he was scolded by such a small man.
However, Liu Bei was not a domineering woman at this time, she was just too ashamed that she became so restless that she even 'yelled' at Liu Yu.
"..."
Sitting obediently in the basin, with his hands resting on his underwater thighs, Liu Yu was too embarrassed to move around.
And Liu Bei, with a strong sense of shame, walked slowly behind Liu Yu, then put a pair of gentle hands on Liu Yu's shoulders, rubbed them gently, and then whispered He asked, "Xiangguo, is this okay?"
hissing—
After the little beauty pressed her shoulders and whispered in her ear, Liu Yu seemed to have been in a blissful paradise at this moment.
Vigorous.
"This, this is very good, but why?"
Liu Yu didn't understand, so he turned his head slowly, and saw Liu Bei's slightly open front when he lowered himself down to massage himself.
The garden is full of spring scenery, and an egret goes up to the blue sky!
What, you say I don't understand ancient poetry?
No, you don't understand men.
It's so invincible, Liu Bei's attire at this time can be described as a killer benefit, and he really has completely grasped Liu Yu.
She also just took a shower, so her body is very clean now, and there is still a fragrance of flower petals, and most importantly, she is wearing only one piece of clothing tightly.
Obviously nothing is too exposed, everything is covered, even on TV, yes, it is not an online drama, it can be broadcast on TV, but the provocation of Xingyu can be said to be done vividly.
A gust of hot air has already begun to gushe out from the nasal cavity.
Could it be, could this be a nosebleed? !
Liu Yu hurriedly covered his nose, turned his head, and restrained his performance, otherwise, he might really lose face in front of Bei Bei.
"Xiangguo... I see that you are too tired and I want you to relax."
Compared with Liu Yu, Liu Bei's mood at this time is actually very restless. Although Xiangguo is now soaked in water, most of his body is immersed in it, but the water is transparent. From her perspective, it can be said that Xiangguo The perfect body can be seen at a glance, so she is also throbbing now, and it is hard to be proud.
"Ah...ah that's it, thank you very much."
Liu Yu saw that the other party was so enthusiastic and proactive, and more importantly, he wanted to give in in his heart, so he agreed to the other party's proposal.
Then, just sitting in the big bathtub, let Liu Bei massage his shoulders, neck, and forehead.
Although Bei Bei is not a professional technician and her technique is not that good, but she is a general who kills the enemy, and the strength in her hands is still very strong. The few presses on the shoulders are really good.
Putting aside the sidelines, it is indeed a lot of fun to do so for the relaxation of the body and mind.
"Then Xiangguo, are you not angry with me?"
At this time, Liu Bei did not forget to bargain with Liu Yu, and deliberately brought up this matter.
"Okay, what am I still mad at you for?" Liu Yu just smiled lightly and said quite magnanimously, "This time, I came here to play with you. It would be a waste to be sulking."
It’s like a couple in a long-distance relationship. The man took the train all night to find his girlfriend on holidays. As a result, the two got angry with each other as soon as they met. It took several days to reconcile with each other. Before enjoying the wonderful time, the holiday is over. In the end, I had to leave with a depressed mood.
Why bother?
It can only be said that if it is not a big matter, let's not worry about it for the time being when the two rarely get along.
In a word - cherish the people in front of you.
"Xiangguo, you are so kind!"
Hearing what Liu Yu said, Liu Bei jumped up happily immediately.
The long crimson hair, which was already stained with water, fell into the bathtub along Liu Yu's cheeks. The soft body was tightly attached to Liu Yu's bare back, and a pair of slender hands hugged Liu Yu tightly. And use that chin... chin to rest on Liu Yu's head.
When this child is happy, he really gets carried away.
Thinking of this, I'm so sorry.
"Xuande." Lowering his head, Liu Yu said a little ashamedly, "It's really cruel of me to let you stay in Yinan City by yourself for so long."
If her second sister Guan Yu hadn't mentioned it, Liu Yu might not have come now.
"It's all right!" Seeing what Liu Yu said, Liu Bei showed a hearty smile, and replied cutely, "I know this task is very difficult and important, and Xiangguo trusts me the most. So, let me do it , couldn’t be more suitable, I’m not lonely.”
Before, Liu Bei might have complained because she was also a girl.
But now she will never complain about it anymore, because she is Liu Yu's girl.
"Thank you."
Grabbing Liu Bei's hands, and then resting them gently with the palms, feeling the other's temperature, Liu Yu closed his eyes, smiled and murmured: "It's good to have you, I really want you to be by my side forever."
"……Yes, me too."
Such a confession is enough to make Liu Bei flustered and at a loss, and even say that steam is rising from the top of his head like a steam girl.
But this time, she readily accepted.
And returned it with a happy smile.
Similarly, with her eyes closed, Liu Bei gently touched Liu Yu's profile with her cheek.
The two rubbed each other tacitly, feeling each other like this.
until 'Boom! 'With a bang, the door of this room collapsed suddenly.
"?!"
Both Liu Yu and Liu Bei were stiff (stiff), looking in astonishment at the two wearing bathrobes in front of them, Zhang Fei on the bottom and Guan Yu on the top, lying on the ground overlapping each other, almost gone naked. All stupid.
"hey-hey……"
When the second sister, Guan Yu, wanted to escape immediately, Zhang Fei showed a straightforward smirk as if nothing happened: "Neihan, if the four of you get married together, you can never separate haha..."
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