Uncle, please help the Han family

Give the lord a face, and don't hit you for now.

"She promised not to hit you now, and you don't hang on to me, come down."

It is very tiring to carry a pendant weighing more than [-] kilograms around the waist, and she is such a delicately dressed woman.

Tired of rubbing, tired of rubbing that place...

So come on down you little octopus.

"Woo... the servant obeys."

Li Lian couldn't trust Lu Bu, but he believed in Liu Yu's Tianwei.So, she carefully loosened the legs that clamped Liu Yu's waist like tongs (a tool for picking up coal, more common in rural areas), and got off Liu Yu's body.

However, because of this movement, half of the already short clothes were pulled up a few inches.

"……This!"

Although Li Lian had a fever and was not young, he had no experience in this field after all, his cheeks were flushed, he hurriedly grabbed the hem of his clothes with his hands and pulled them down, bent his body, trying to cover it as much as possible.

Hide your head and leak your butt.

This kind of scene is too shameless, even an honest gentleman like Liu Yu couldn't stand it, he turned his head to the side, and then handed her a piece of fox velvet, and said helplessly, "Let's put it on first."

"Thank you, Xiangguo."

Li Lian quickly took the personal thing that Liu Yu usually used to keep warm, and wrapped it around her body as a short skirt, finally shedding her sense of shame.

Frivolous personality, disorderly behavior, and low-key behaviors do not mean that this person has no sense of shame.

Under normal circumstances, as long as there is no such habit, people are very afraid of being seen as embarrassed.

What's more, there is a Phoenix Fairy here... Wait!

In that case, hasn't she already seen the words 'Zongzheng Zhibao'? !

Thinking of this, Li Lian felt even more ashamed.

That's right, as long as you don't have that kind of habit, you are very resistant to being seen with insulting words carved on your body.

Although I killed the emperor, helped treacherous ministers, betrayed my teammates to join the enemy, and even took the initiative to put stickers on men, but I, Li Lian... I am actually a good girl with pure personal morality.

"What are those four words?"

Lowering his head, Lu Bu spoke quietly.

"I want you to take care of it!" Li Lian, who was sitting on the other side of Liu Yu, became anxious on the spot, "This, this is what my master gave me..."

"Shut up, I didn't ask you a question."

Raising his head, Lu Bu's blood-red pupils flashed a trace of killing intent, and he said coldly, "Cut me in, I'll kill you."

"..."

After all, Li Lian was just a counselor, how could he stand up to being threatened like this, and immediately sucked in a mouthful of Liangpi... cool air, and then honestly shut up.

"This is..."

Facing Lu Bu's questioning, Liu Yu couldn't tell her that this was his own interest and it was all for fun.

However, it is really difficult for him to say something.

Come to a brother who has a good reading comprehension and talk about it. Is there any deeper connotation of "Zongzheng Zhibao" when I step on a horse?

"Feng...cough cough."

Liu Yu, who once again realized that these two people are mosaic women, after thinking for a while, reminded: "You two are people who cannot be known to others now, so play around and play around, don't expose ,Understand?"

"Your servant will never cause trouble for Xiangguo!" As soon as Liu Yu finished speaking, Li Lian, a strong flatterer, took the initiative to flatter him, "The slave's life is given by the master. If one day the master gets into trouble, there is no need for the master." Say, and I kill myself."

"...Sycophant, can you die!"

That face was so obscene, Lu Bu never thought that this vicious guy would turn into such a shameless and obscene appearance.

Shark, I must kill this guy.

Hmph, want to kill me?

Not so easy.

When the whole world wanted me to die, Liu Yu saved me, but now, you mere... Although I don't know why Lu Bu appeared here and why he didn't die, this guy must be a "surrender", so Li Lian didn't feel that this three-surname house slave could threaten his life.

Just relying on her, is she worthy?

To be honest, the Mosaic Girls' Shura field did not give Liu Yu the experience of an anime hero, but only annoyed him.

Holding his forehead, after struggling for a while, he finally made up his mind and explained: "Li... Li Lian, I kept her because she surrendered, and she was actually my undercover agent long ago. Defeating Dong Zhuo, she has three successes. Therefore, I allow her to change her face and live again, as a...slave."

The word "slave" is too pretentious and has a dark animal taste!

But, very apt.

Without any social status, you can't show your face, and it's your own private property. Isn't this a slave?

"I've been undercover for a long time?!" Lu Bu was shocked when he heard this, and then his brows furrowed visible to the naked eye, and the power of his pupils became stronger and stronger. When you're serious about fighting, you always stab in the back..."

Seeing that Lu Bu was about to explode, Li Lian was right and interrupted directly: "Just say, if it wasn't for me, would there be a chance to join Xiangguo now!"

"..."

In a word, Lu Bu was directly turned from a hungry wolf into a husky, his expression was completely dull, and he hesitated for a while before he said: "I, I... Is this what I told you? I just said, you This guy is so despicable, a complete villain, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't..."

"So what you mean is that you regret that Dong Zhuo didn't win, and think that you are now committed to Xiangguo?"

"..."

If it was a general just now, it is a lore now.

Lu Bu's confusion turned into fear in an instant.

Turning his head tremblingly, looking at Liu Yu, Fengxian quickly shook his head and waved his hands in denial: "I, I...are absolutely loyal to the lord! Absolutely no regrets, then Dong Zhuo...Dong Zhuo..."

Good guy, IQ will hit Wei.

As early as 2000 years ago, the ancients had already played the set of "political correctness" so skillfully.

Moreover, the power is even stronger than it is now.

In the 21st century, a fat vegetarian black woman who is a transgenderist can only use 'discrimination' to harass others online, but in this century, political correctness is to label the other party as 'disloyal and patriotic', and it is rare to characterize the other party as a dog on the spot .

Lu Bu is a warrior, how could he possibly beat Li Lian?

Therefore, I can only prove myself desperately in my heart, almost crying directly.

"Okay, stop it."

Liu Yu raised his hand to tell Lu Bu not to explain any more, and then said to Li Ru, "Feng... the general with the head of the red ball, well, let's call it the red ball."

Li Lian and Lu Bu: "..."

"Hong Wanzi, after being pierced by Liu Bei's ten thousand arrows, survived by luck. Then, she took refuge in me. I think she came back from the wrong way and made credit for me, so I took her in and planned to find a Opportunity, let her 'resurrect' naturally and become my general, can you understand?"

"The servant understands."

Li Lian guessed that this was also the reason, so she didn't appear surprised and accepted the fact very calmly.

After all, it is Lu Bu who has a grudge against her and not her. Of course I am OK.

"Huh...huh..." Biting his lip hard, staring at Li Lian, Lu Bu, who was infuriated by political correctness, could only pant in dissatisfaction.

At the beginning, I originally thought of going to Liu Yu directly, but this bitch encouraged me to chase and kill the emperor.

Then, it caused countless arrows in her body, and her strength was directly reduced by [-]%, turning into such a useless person.

What's even more exasperating is that this bastard himself voted for Liu Yu!

Your mother is dead, your mother is dead!

"Okay, Hong Wanzi also takes a step back."

Liu Yu didn't want to make trouble, especially the feudal patriarch forcibly coordinated: "You are both the same, you couldn't live in the first place, I let you survive. Therefore, your life is mine, and only I can decide Life and death. If anyone breaks my toy, I can't spare her!"

"..." Hong Wanzi knew that her arms couldn't twist her thighs. Liu Yu talked about this, so she naturally had no choice but to give up. If she didn't know what to do, she would be the one to lose.Therefore, he could only hold his fists together, "...obey."

Needless to say, Li Lian had already favored her with such a decision, and she didn't dare to act good after taking advantage of it.

So, he nodded honestly.

It's over.

Of course, it can only be said to be a reconciliation, not to the extent of shaking hands with good friends, and Liu Yu did not expect them to love each other.

"Since Hong Wanzi and Li Lian are here, it's time to chat about business."

"..." Hearing this, Lu Bu raised his head in astonishment, "What does my lord mean?"

"That's right, it's about Gao Shun and Zhang Liao." Liu Yu replied naturally, "I haven't figured out a solution yet, are you sure you don't want to hear her opinion?"

Out of self-esteem, Lu Bu was unwilling.

But Li Ru is here, a very good resource, and she needs it very much.

There is no other way, Fengxian, who has been suffering all the time, can only compromise: "Here."

"Gao Shun and Zhang Liao?"

Li Lian looked at Liu Yu with puzzled eyes.

So, taking advantage of the presence of the two mosaic women, Liu Yu explained to Li Lian what he was discussing with Lu Bu.

After listening to the whole process, Li Lian only had one reaction:

"Xiangguo, why do you want them both?"

Li Lian felt very strange, Liu Yu didn't have enough generals, and they weren't strong enough, the presence or absence of the two of them would not affect his unification of the world.

Besides, the purpose of war is to win, and capturing generals is just icing on the cake. Why do you want to get Zhang Liao and Gao Shun before you can seal the victory?

Could it be that the lord is the one who wants to get them?

No, not likely.

I'm already like this, the lord hasn't given me yet... I shouldn't be so lustful.

"Well... just say, is there a way to get it?"

Liu Yu didn't know how to explain it.

Could it be that if you tell people that Zhang Liao can enter the Wu Temple in the future, I will win her over a hundred thousand soldiers?

(It is indeed better than a hundred thousand)

"Zhang Liao knows you too." Glancing at her, Lu Bu reminded unhappily, "She treats you very well, don't be so cold-blooded."

"..."

Good guy, Fengxian is really cute, to play the card of warmth with a guy like Li Lian.

So, does she eat this set?

"She has a good relationship with anyone, and I don't see how special she is to me."

Li Lian was very heartless and was not moved, but seeing that she was going to annoy Lu Bu, she immediately said, "But if you want to save them, it's not impossible."

"What...how?"

Lu Bu raised his head in shock, quite excited.Then I realized that such a compromise was really shameless.

Therefore, he quietly restrained the expression changes on his face.

Harm, Fengxian, how tired you are.

To be honest, Liu Yu felt a little distressed. For the sake of balance, he did lean towards Li Lian.

If he had acted fairer, Zongzheng Zhibao should have apologized to Fengxian.

However, if Li Lian can really give a good idea, it can be regarded as a kind of compensation.

So, what is the solution?

When both Lu Bu and Liu Yu were staring at her curiously, Li Lian paused for a while, then staggered Lu Bu's gaze, and said calmly:

"Just pretend to surrender to Gao Lan."

"!" Hearing this, Lu Bu, who quickly recalled bad memories in his mind, suddenly rushed forward like a mad dog, "You bastard, you still want to kill me, right?"

"Wait, wait!"

Seeing this, Liu Yu immediately hugged Lu Bu tightly, and at the same time protected Li Lian behind him, once again acting as a peacemaker.