Uncle, please help the Han family

Only Liu Xie and Liu Yu are different.

Liu Xie, who has always been afraid of blood, witnessed the head falling to the ground the whole time.

Then, with tears in his eyes, he buried his head in Liu Yu's arms, very quietly, without saying a word.

But it seems that everything has been said.

Uncle Huang, thank you, thank you for avenging my brother.

If it weren't for you, Dong Zhuo and Li Ru wouldn't know how proud they are now.

"Xie'er, the emperor's uncle is here."

Gently stroking Liu Xie's head with his hand, rubbing against her head, Liu Yu comforted her lonely mood.

I'm sorry, little goddess, Dong Zhuo was killed by Lu Bu, and Li Ru is not dead yet, so I didn't really avenge you.

But Li Ru is indeed dead, that's enough to know.

I hope to comfort your wounded heart, this is the only thing Uncle Huang can do.

As for that person...

Everyone in the world will think she is dead.

"Xie'er, it's too cold, go back to the palace."

After the beheading at the Meridian Gate, this incident will be over for a while, and the head will be kicked beyond recognition. No one will doubt whether this guy looks different from Li Ru.

After all, none of the big guys who played football had seen Li Ru.

From a distance, even a person like Liu Xie who hated him deeply couldn't tell the difference, which meant that the death row prisoner substitute he had found was qualified.

It has to be said that Liu Yu originally planned to give up, because the number of female death row prisoners is too small, and adult criminals with low facial features like Li Ru are really hard to find.

However, on the third day, he finally found it.

After some ancient methods of makeup (rotten eggs and cabbage leaves), it gives people the impression of that sinister black-bellied loli.

In fact, it is much less difficult to find an innocent person to take the blame. After all, similar looks are too simple.

But Liu Yu would never do this. If he couldn't be replaced by a death row prisoner, there would be nothing he could do, not even ordinary criminals.

As for the female prisoner who died for her, Liu Yu also satisfied her series of reasonable requests, and officially supported her younger brother.

From this point of view, at the last moment of the death row prisoner, his soul was pure and kind.

If it wasn't for Li Ru, he wouldn't have chatted with a death row prisoner for so long.

What the hell is this?

What am I for?

Liu Yu didn't know, and he didn't want to think about it.

After all, as a time traveler, he couldn't feel that kind of irrepressible anger, he was just doing some selfish things.

…………

After opening his eyes, Li Ru found himself lying on a bed, half of his vision was blocked by gauze.

Touching it with her hands, she realized that the corner of her eye was hurt by an egg, and the swelling and pain were very obvious.

"Master Zongzheng, Lord Zongzheng!"

After his consciousness gradually became clear, Li Ru climbed out of bed, barefooted, and started looking for Liu Yu all over the room, with excitement and anxiety in his tone.

She wants to find it, but she's afraid she won't find it.

Just search desperately, hoarsely.

Finally, she looked towards the potentially dangerous door that opened.

Logically speaking, I should be dead. Wouldn't it be cheating to go out now?

But Liu Yu is very likely to be nearby, and he is very likely to be struggling with me. At this time, I...

Seizing this slight opportunity, Li Ru rushed directly to the door and pushed it open forcefully.

However, at this moment, an opposite force knocked her to the ground.

"This door pulls in."

Standing at the door, Liu Yu spoke lightly.

"Master Zongzheng?! Master Zongzheng!"

Raising his head and seeing Liu Yu appearing in front of him, Li Ru seemed to have gone crazy, and immediately hugged Liu Yu's thigh, and kept rubbing his face against him, like a loyal dog.

It's a little weird, this guy is a little weird.

"Li Ru..."

Liu Yu stretched out a hand, trying to pull her up.

However, before being touched, she was like a happy dog, eagerly put her head to the palm of her hand, and rubbed her head happily.

At this moment, Liu Yu's heart was shaken. Looking at this simple and scary guy, the corner of his mouth curled up with a wicked smile: "It's a good idea to pretend to be crazy."

"........."

The joyful expression was instantly replaced by rigidity, and Li Ru was stunned in astonishment, unable to speak a word, more scared than when he was about to face execution.

"Keep pretending, I like to watch."

Slowly supporting Li Ru's chin with his hand, Liu Yu looked at this rather interesting guy jokingly, and stared into those surprised eyes.

It seems that some kind of interest has been awakened.

Chapter 263: Here Comes the Miao Crispy Corner

Playing crazy is a trick that never changes.

It can be said that the wisdom of the people of Chongguo has been brought to the extreme in the matter of pretending to be crazy. No matter how smart a person is, they may be deceived by the other party's performance when they are pretending to be crazy, and they are convinced.

Of course, this is a prerequisite.

The premise is that the person who pretends to be crazy must completely let go of her self-esteem as a human being, and perform a series of behaviors that make people disgusted, disgusted, or even disgusting, and the person she pretends to be must be a good-natured person who likes waves after the wind blows.

Both are indispensable.

But it is a pity that Liu Yu is not a complacent king who starts to be complacent after gaining the upper hand a little bit. He will never forget the threats around him at any time, commonly known as "iron slave".

And Li Ru's performance was a little too embarrassing, he didn't do any behavior that had no limit, and he tried to play a crazy lunatic, which was also very naive.

"Why, why do you use such a look?"

After seeing through this guy's realistic but unbearable performance, Liu Yu started his vicious 'offensive' as a coercive person.

"...Please, Lord Zongzheng, please don't leave me, I can do anything for you!"

What people didn't expect was that even if Liu Yu talked about it, her sudden astonishment just now betrayed her inner thoughts, but this guy actually pretended not to listen, grabbed Liu Yu's wrist, and started He licked it passionately, looking like a puppy who loves to lick people.

Too hard, too hard.

"So, why are you pretending to be crazy?" Liu Yu smiled calmly, letting the puppy kneel and lick his wrist, "Since I saved you, I naturally don't intend to kill you, you Is it possible that you still want to let me let you go with such a performance?"

"Lord Zongzheng, don't leave me, I'm right here...your treasure is right here..."

Still talking to himself and rubbing against Liu Yu, Li Ru showed a funny and desolate look.

Rather than trying to be taken in, it is better to say that Liu Yu is inducing a kind of compassion and embarrassment towards her.

To be honest, if Liu Yu's temptation just now didn't give him the nervousness of being "exposed", maybe he would be really sad.

A madman is worse than a dead man.

And a crazy Li Ru, after a little substitution, suddenly didn't want to blame her.

After all, she has gotten the best punishment.

Apparently, she hasn't been punished yet because it's fake.

"Lord Zongzheng...don't let me go...I just want to be with you for the rest of my life...no, I'm looking at you..." As he spoke, Li Ru started to cry and said with a sob, "I really don't want to be imprisoned again In that small room, it's so dark, so cold...I'm so scared."

Still pretending to be crazy and selling something.

For such a person, Liu Yu can't wait to respond with a perfunctory 'do it, do it, right, right'.

However, Liu Yu is not the one who plays badly, and he doesn't need to perfuse his life like this.

"look at me."

Holding Li Ru's chin with his hands to prevent her from being a hob meat, Liu Yu's face darkened, and said: "Li Ru is dead, I personally ordered the killing, you can pretend to be crazy, but you have to completely change Become another person and give up everything about Li Ru."

Killing the true self inside and letting her live with another brand new identity without any memory is the pressure that can drive people crazy.

You bear it.

"Well……"

With his chin pinched, Li Ru began to grumble.

"what you want to say?"

Liu Yu let go of his hand and asked coldly.

"I'm very useful. I can wash clothes, spread quilts, and clean the house for Mr. Zongzheng..." Li Ru said with a smile that was more innocent than that of the smokers in Litang, "Master Zongzheng, don't abandon me, and don't let me go. Lock me up, and I will definitely serve you well!"

"Oh, is this your new identity?"

Looking at this guy, Liu Yu gradually understood the situation.

Probably like role-playing, the game has already begun.

And she, as Sylvie, is a poor innocent slave, without self-respect, full of restlessness.

"Master Zongzheng, are you tired? Let me... Nujia... loosen your clothes for you, and have a good rest."

While acting, Li Ru unexpectedly changed his name quietly, in order to better integrate into the role.

In the past, she might have pretended to be crazy because she didn't want to feel too threatening, but now, she doesn't have a dialogue with Liu Yu, she just doesn't want to make a show, just like a doll under a leather case that talks and wears out, she is very devoted.

How should I put it, her new character design is actually not bad, Liu Yu feels it quite well.

Where do you feel?

Cough cough, don't talk nonsense, (beep——) Mental retardation is against the law.

"That's right, with this identity, the more you pretend, the cleaner Li Ru will die."

For Liu Yu's slight compliment, Li Ru did not secretly delight in it, and still served Liu Yu there full of deformed love - taking off his clothes.

"I won't sleep, I'll leave later."

Liu Yu gently stopped Li Ru from taking off his clothes, and before leaving, he said finally: "The name Li Ru can no longer appear, so I have prepared two other names for you: Li Lian, which is Xiao Lian. And Li Gousheng, that is Gousheng, which one do you want?"

"..."

Li Ru, who was still in the play just now, was stunned by this all of a sudden, and was just about to make a choice, but realized that Li Ru would not die completely.Therefore, she looked at Liu Yu weakly, hoping that he would show mercy and stop playing tricks on herself.

"It feels like you prefer Gousheng, so let's call it Gousheng."

Liu Yu showed a hearty smile.

Li Ru: "..."

Liu Bo'an, are you in Gan Shenmo?

How can any girl like the name Gousheng!

But since it is a name bestowed by the master, one must be grateful to Dade for accepting it, how can one have the right to refuse?

Then...then accept this piece of shit?

But, I want Li Lian!

This sounds like I want to make people feel pity, and it matches with Li Lian, who has an advantage in my face!

"Then it's left as a dog."

You like engaging role-playing, don't you?

That's it.

Liu Yu touched the head of 'Puppy' with his hand, smiling slightly.