Uncle, please help the Han family

Because she felt that Zhang Jiao was not worth getting along with, she had failed her trust.

But I also think that it is really not a very good thing for me to appear at this time.

On the one hand, it was because she was 'haunted' standing here, and on the other hand, the matter of 'chasing and killing' the emperor had not been explained. It was difficult for Liu Yu to keep calm when he met himself at this time.

Forget it, just bear with this horn first.

After Liu Yu is gone, I will ask her to question her in the evening.

What if Zhang Jiao wants to keep Liu Yu here overnight?

Then I will break into the room with a knife, first kill the dog...the woman, and then...

talk later!

"Then I will leave with the book boy first, and Mr. Yu remembers to have dinner after taking a nap."

Zuo Ci, who was pressed under him, reminded Liu Yu with a louder voice on purpose, and at the same time stared at Lu Bu with his eyes - let go, let's go.

"Oh... let's go."

Liu Yu was about to get up to say hello to Zuo Ci, but before he could sit up, Zhang Jiao pushed himself down like a whack-a-mole.

Forcibly knee pillow second play.

Forget it, lying here is also strangely comfortable.

It can only be said that she is a mature woman with a tall figure and a graceful figure. Although she can't be called "chubby", she is indeed very well-proportioned.

And this kind of well-proportioned thigh is just right, this is the best thigh Liu Yu has ever had.

The second is the head of the dormitory.

The second is the dormitory pseudo-mother who is the sixth child.

And second...no more.

Grass, I'm really sorry that I didn't charge it now before crossing!

"Yu Jun, can you sleep?"

After Zuo Ci and Lu Bu left, Zhang Jiao finally breathed a sigh of relief and said naturally.

"It's okay. I'm not such a sleepy person. I can recover after closing my eyes and resting my mind for a while." Liu Yu asked with some embarrassment, "Is it because my leg is tender?"

"No, I don't think there is any pressure." Seeing that Liu Yuhui was wrong, Zhang Jiao explained gently, "Even if Yu Jun just lies like this for an afternoon, it will be fine."

"Lie down for an afternoon, this sounds too old..."

And there is no WIFI here, so I am comfortable, how boring Zhang Jiao must be.

Ah, no, even if there is WIFI, there is no battery, let alone a mobile phone... What am I talking about?

However, I suddenly remembered that in this era without any electronic products and technology, even without the distress of survival, Liu Yu has never felt boring.

Really, since getting used to it, there hasn't been a single moment of 'boring'.

It was as if his whole life had meaning.

why?

Why is it like this?

Probably because women like Zhang Jiao appeared in his life one by one.

So, I never stop, never get bored.

YINA——(It’s so nice)

"Oh, by the way, I've actually had a good rest." Liu Yu also wanted to see Miao Jianjiao's sleeping face, "If you're sleepy, you can lie on my lap and rest."

"Ah... that's fine, but it's unnecessary now." Zhang Jiao chuckled, and said quite intellectually, "Now, you need me to take care of you even more."

"There is no such thing."

As a stubborn straight man, how could Liu Yu allow himself to be unmanly?

So, he got up directly from Zhang Jiao's thigh, ready to show off what is meant by 'Brother's abdominal muscles let you sleep'.

However, as soon as he got up, he felt a wave of uncomfortable dizziness.

Immediately afterwards, he raised his forehead in discomfort: "It seems, a little hallucinogenic."

Are the side effects of the poisonous fruit finally coming?

"Hey? Have you already experienced hallucinations after eating so much?" Seeing this, Zhang Jiao leaned over with concern, stared at his face, and asked in confusion.

"It's definitely a hallucination."

Liu Yu raised his head, looked at her, and said seriously, "Because I seemed to see a fairy just now..."

Before the words fell, and the designed earthy love story hadn't been released, Liu Yu broke the merits by himself.

What a fairy, this is too greasy!

Liu Bo'an, Li Zaigan, God and Devil, is this your level?

Your level is far more than that, why are you so lazy today?

"?"

Zhang Jiao didn't know how much effort Liu Yu had made to tease her. She only knew that this guy stopped talking halfway through, so he showed a confused expression.

"Hahaha, it's okay."

Liu Yu waved his hand and decided to turn the matter over, so he deliberately raised a topic and said with a smile, "By the way, your book boy's voice is similar to a person I met."

"..." Zhang Jiao paused, and asked cautiously, "Who do you look like?"

"Although it's scary to say that..." Liu Yu thought for a while, and then said, "But when I was talking with Dong Zhuo on the battlefield, I heard Lu Bu's voice is exactly the same!"

Zhang Jiao: "..."

"Although I only vaguely heard her speak and didn't hear what she said clearly, I can't forget this voice. After all, I have some grievances with her. After cutting off Dong Zhuo's arm, I was almost killed by this The bastard was killed! So, no matter what, there is no way to forget it."

Zhang Jiao: "..."

"Well, you may be a little confused when you say this, after all, you have never seen her." Thinking of this, Liu Yu laughed and said, "It's a good thing that this bastard is dead, otherwise I will have trouble sleeping and eating."

"..."

Obviously the other party told a very funny joke, but the corners of Zhang Jiao's mouth were unable to move, and he just stared at him blankly.

But in his heart, it was like a dragon was churning.

What to do? What to do? What to do……

Liu Yu was so afraid of Lu Bu?

However, she is almost disabled now, and the most important military power is really gone, so the threat to Liu Yu basically does not exist, or...

No, no, no, he used several 'bastards' to describe Lu Bu in a row, which showed that he hated that guy to the core.

How can I do this, am I doing something wrong?

"What's the matter?" Liu Yu Mingming told a very funny joke, but Zhang Jiao didn't seem to want to laugh at all, which made Liu Yu, who claimed to be funny, fall into self-doubt, "Yes, are you not interested?" ?”

I have deliberately used the term "scumbag" which combines classicism and modernism. Logically, this should be a slot.

What's the matter?

"Mr. Yu..."

Zhang Jiao felt that she couldn't hide it from Liu Yu, even if she was really panicked, so she held Liu Yu's shoulders with both hands, and said solemnly, "Please sit across from her."

"Ah?" Liu Yu didn't understand what had happened to the two of them that needed to face each other at that moment, but he still did it in a daze.

He got up, walked to the opposite side of the stone table, and after looking at Zhang Jiao who was in a strange state for a while, he couldn't help but said: "The Heavenly Master seems to be looking, what scruples do you have..."

"Sorry, I don't know how to say it."

Zhang Jiao's cheeks were burning with shame, and he didn't dare to look directly at Liu Yu, so he could only lower his head slightly, clutching the corner of the mink velvet cloak with his hand, and after struggling for a long time, he said weakly: "If you won't be angry with me ...then I'll tell you."

Good guy, you're negotiating terms with me before it's ready?

Are you some 21st century girlfriend?

"No, I won't be angry." Liu Yu didn't think that a sister girl like Zhang Jiao who silently guarded her would do anything to be sorry for her, so she waved her hand quite generously and said, "No matter what you say, I won't angry."

"……Well."

After getting this promise, Zhang Jiao took a breath, and said with blushing cheeks: "The person beside us just now is Lu Bu, she didn't actually die because the magic weapon locked her life and I saved her." I hope it can be used by you after the adjustment, teaching, but I didn't expect you to hate her so much, I'm really sorry, I was wrong!"

you……

you fucking...

Can't you fucking add punctuation!

"Etc., etc."

Liu Yu, who had a lot of information, was almost overwhelmed, so before he had time to be surprised, he held his forehead and began to absorb the information: "You mean, Lu Bu didn't die because he was saved by you, and then You thought she could be used by me, so you stayed with me, right?"

Wouldn't it be easier to understand with punctuation marks?

Why do you want to be like this "witty words"?

Liu Yu stared at Zhang Jiao inexplicably.

Then, from the other party's drooping eyes, wandering eyes, and the little finger that didn't know where to put it, I finally understood the reason.

She really felt that she had done something wrong.

"Hmm... um." After Liu Yu finished summarizing, Zhang Jiao nodded falteringly, and then said ineffectively, "Hmm... um."

But Liu Yu, who came back to his senses, fell into silence.

He lowered his head, put his face on one hand, exposed his eyes, and made an X gesture in the same version as Lelouch.

But he is not pretending to be X now, he is really not sure.

It's strange, even though he has distorted history as much as possible, the direction of history still hasn't been changed.

Luoyang was burned, Lu Bu survived, and the Allied forces disbanded.

Few incidents were 'breakthrough' in comparison to the previous ones.

and many more……

Liu Yu suddenly thought of something, raised his head seriously, looked at the good celestial master who was still blaming himself and dared not look directly at him, and said, "Dong Zhuo was killed by Lu Bu?"

"……How did you know?"

Zhang Jiao was stunned, and blurted out inexplicably, but after she finished speaking, she realized what nonsense she had said.

So, with a short sigh, she asked herself and answered, "Of course I know, Zuo Ci and I are not combat-type divine weapon holders, so only Lu Bu can kill the extremely powerful Dong Zhuo."

"So it is, so it is."

Liu Yu gradually understood everything.

The bad taste of history has never changed, just like what I thought just now, no matter how magically changed, some events will still happen.

That is—the demon king Dong Zhuo, only the God of War Lu Bu can kill him.

Lu Bu, on the other hand, will be charged with "killing his father (mother)" twice.

But what puzzled Liu Yu was that in the original world line, Lu Bu was a man, and he killed Dong Zhuo for the beauty of 'Diao Chan'.

But now she has become Mu...woman, so why did you kill Dong Zhuo?

Could it be that there is an extremely handsome man named Diao Chan?

I don't understand. I don't understand.

The world is too weird to control.

"Yu Jun..." Zhang Jiao didn't understand what Liu Yu was thinking, so he asked anxiously, "What's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, I'm not angry. On the contrary, I'm still very grateful to you." After changing the gloom just now, Liu Yu said brightly, "I'm not afraid of Lu Bu if she has no military power. It doesn't matter if she is alive."

"Since you think so, let me tell you another reason why you won't be afraid of Fengxian."

"Alas?"

Zhang Jiao no longer looks like a twitchy big girl, looking up at Liu Yu, she calmly explained: "After that battle, Lu Bu's organs have been severely damaged, and his limbs have suffered injuries that are almost impossible to heal. Therefore, even if she recovers to her best condition, her strength is only about [-]% of her original strength, and there is a huge gap in strength between your Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zi Yu and others."

Why are Guan Yu and Zhang Fei full names, but only Zilong...