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"Well, brother Xun doesn't look like an upright official." Zhou Dongyu joked with a smile.
Qin Shu jokingly said: "Sister Dongyu, don't laugh at brother Xun, think about what official position you can have? Maid? Or the leader of the maid?...or maid.
Why don't you come and be my 'secretary', I'm destined to be a general. "
"Wonderful idea! If you want me to be your 'secretary', there is no way! Who says women can't be officials!"
"Okay, I want to see what kind of official you can be."
Immediately, everyone walked towards the palace, the 'talent selection' point was not very far from the yamen, and after walking for more than 10 minutes, they arrived at their destination.
There are many self-recommendation people gathered in the wide square. The self-recommendation sites are divided into two places, one is for civil servants and the other is for military generals.
There are several tables and chairs in the self-recommendation office for civil officials, and there are also pens, inks, papers and inkstones on them, for the inspection of literary knowledge;
The place where the generals recommend themselves is a ring, and the competition is divided into points.
They looked around and found Sun Honglei and Luo Zhixiang who came to recommend themselves in the crowd.
The two were discussing how to steal the 'City Defense Map'. They wandered around the city, but they couldn't find any useful clues. Just when they were distressed, the news of 'Talent Selection' came out, showing them how to complete the task. Chance.
As long as you break into the interior, the 'city defense map' is not at your fingertips.
Huang Lei and the others didn't know that the two had become 'spies', so they joked with a smile: "Hong Lei, this is the 'talent selection' point, what are you doing here? I'm afraid you can't get any official position with your IQ."
Huang Bai continued: "Yes, why not? I think Sun Honglei can raise horses, or become a fireman. With such a strong body, it is very convenient to carry fodder or carry pots and vegetables!"
"That's a good idea, Sun Hong, you can consider it." Huang Lei said with a smile.
Sun Honglei saw the two teasing himself, and said with a smile: "Laugh! When I become a leader, you will cry!"
"Ouch! Do you still want to be our 'leader'? Are you a self-recommended civil servant or military general?" Huang Lei joked.
"Of course it's a civil servant. Isn't the self-recommended military general to be Qin Shu's subordinate?" Sun Honglei is very self-aware. If there is no Qin Shu, he might go back and try.
Luo Zhixiang pulled Sun Honglei's clothes, and said in a low voice, "Brother, city defense is the duty of a general. If you want to steal the 'city defense map', I think it's more reliable to be a military officer!"
Sun Honglei nodded and said, "Well, you can recommend yourself as a military officer, and I will recommend yourself as a civil officer."
"Can you do it?" Luo Zhixiang suspected that he originally wanted Sun Honglei to be a general and a civil servant himself.
Sun Honglei was unhappy, and said: "Little pig, are you doubting my IQ? My handsome Leilei is extremely smart, why can't I be a civil servant!"
Luo Zhixiang smiled and said: "Brother Hong Lei, look at what you said, how could I possibly doubt your IQ! Go recommend yourself as a civil servant, and you will absolutely crush Lei Ge and Bai Ge!"
"Yeah!" Sun Honglei nodded in satisfaction.
At this time, a person in official uniform at the 'Civilian Self-recommendation' said loudly: "Everyone, please listen to me, all of you who come here are very confident in your abilities!
The "Huaishan King" rebelled, and the situation was in turmoil. When the court was in the midst of employing people, the minister of the lower household department came to select talents by the order of His Majesty. "
After a pause, he continued: "The requirements for the selection are very simple. I will ask questions, and whoever can answer correctly will be shortlisted! Do you understand the rules?"
What he said was mainly to Huang Lei and the others, and the others were to 'accompany the prince to study'.
"My lord, no problem! Come on!"
Huang Bai agreed, and then Huang Lei, Huang Bai, Sun Honglei, Zhou Dongyu, and Zhang Yixuan sat down at the desk, holding brushes and preparing to answer questions. As for Qin Shu, Luo Zhixiang, and Wang Xun, they wanted to recommend themselves as 'military officers'.
The servant of the Ministry of Finance asked the question, "Everyone, listen up! I will ask the first question: Iron blocks will rust if they are placed outside, but what will happen to gold if they are placed outside?"
Everyone was taken aback when they heard this, and said to themselves: "What kind of question is this?"
After a while, they all wrote their answers on paper with a brush.
Sun Honglei wrote: No, gold will not rust.
Zhang Yixuan and Zhou Dongyu wrote: I don't know.
For Huangbai and Huanglei, one writes that it will be robbed, and the other writes that it will be stolen.
After reading their answers, Tobe Shiro announced the correct answer.
"The answer is that gold will be taken away if left outside! Congratulations to Huang Lei and Huang Bai for answering correctly."
"Sun Honglei, can you do it? You can't even call yourself 'extremely smart' for such a simple question!"
Huang Bai teased.
"Brain teaser?"
Sun Honglei understood, and said with a smile: "Xiaobai, don't be too happy! I didn't pay attention just now, but now I know, with my clever mind, there must be no problem!"
"I feel like you can't answer a single question correctly!"
Afterwards, Minister Tobe continued to ask questions, "The second question is: There is a 'Holy Monk' in the 'Holy Temple of Mount Mang'. He walks all his life and never touches the ground with his feet. May I ask why?"
Sun Honglei had a question mark on his face, not knowing why, he quietly turned his head to look at Luo Zhixiang, wanting him to tell him the answer.
Luo Zhixiang lifted his legs and kept pointing to his feet, giving him reminders.
His actions were also noticed by Huang Lei and Huang Bai. They were still "thinking hard", but they were inspired immediately after seeing Luo Zhixiang's actions.
Sun Honglei also nodded confidently, writing: He has been carried all his life, so his feet never touched the ground.
Zhou Dongyu's writing is a bit weird, she wrote: Because he is a 'holy monk' so he can spell!
Huang Lei, Huang Bai, and Zhang Yixuan all wrote the same answer. What they wrote was: 'The holy monk' wears shoes, so his feet don't touch the ground.
After Luo Zhixiang saw Sun Honglei's answer, he covered his face with his hands and was very speechless. After reminding him like this, he still couldn't get the answer right!
The correct answer is exactly: the monk wore shoes.
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"Hong Lei, give up! You are not suitable here! Really! You are exposing your 'shortcomings'!"
Huang Bai teased.
Sun Honglei is thick-skinned enough, a little embarrassment will not affect him at all, and said with a smile: "No hurry, I was not in the state just now, and there will be no problem later."
Everyone laughed and said nothing.
"The Minister of the Household Department" continued to ask questions. There were 5 questions in total. In the end, Huang Bai and Huang Lei each answered 4 questions correctly, Zhang Yixuan answered [-] question correctly, and Sun Honglei and Zhou Dongyu did not answer [-] question correctly.
Luo Zhixiang joked: "Brother, aren't you extremely smart? Why is it wrong?"
If he had known earlier, he should have gone up, at least he could be right a few times.
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