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It's time to test his acting skills. Qin Shu fit in perfectly and performed well.
The yacht sailed across the water, and the lights on both sides of the bank became less and less, the director continued: "Going out of Wusongkou, it means that this is not a night cruise on the Huangpu River, so we will go in the direction of travel.
Let me introduce, I am Lao Wang, the president of Wuha Travel Agency, and this is your tour guide, Xiao Wang. "
Xiao Wang, named Wang Mian, looks ordinary, a talk show actor, he raised his hand to greet everyone, and several people responded politely.
The director continued: "Welcome everyone to participate in the Beautiful China Tour."
Xiao Wang suddenly played and sang a sentence, "A trip to beautiful China", with an unsteady and abrupt tone. Deng Chao and the others were stunned for a few seconds, feeling very embarrassed.
"Okay! Well played!" The brothers said with awkward smiles that it was good.
Qin Shu learned a trick, no matter how embarrassing things are, as long as he doesn't feel embarrassing, others are embarrassing, and Xiao Wang is like this.
The director continued: "The first stop of the trip is Zhoushan, which is known as the East China Sea fish cabin, and is the largest seafood production and processing base in Huaguo. Regarding the tour fee, we are different from other tour groups. 200 yuan per person per day, a total of 800, you have to earn the tour fee yourself during the trip, you can’t scan your face, otherwise the money will be deducted.”
"Director, you're going too far!" Chen Chi said.
"It's not too much. You can find a job as soon as you arrive in Zhoushan tomorrow. Now we have to sign the travel contract first, and we have to hand in our mobile phones."
"You don't need the mobile phone! How can we contact other people if we charge it?" Several people objected unanimously, and Qin Shu didn't care.
"You can call now if you have anything to do."
"alright, you win!"
Deng Chao dialed his mobile phone to call his wife, Lu Han and Chen Chichi also dialed their mobile phones, and told their close friends that the show started to be filmed, the mobile phone was confiscated, and they could not be contacted by mobile phone in the next few days.
Qin Shu didn't have anything to do, so he sat and watched leisurely.
"Ding! Announcing a surprise mission: call Song Xian'er."
"Mission success: reward 5 surprise points."
"Mission failed: phone lost."
Qin Shu was helpless, he wondered if the system was trying to trick him on purpose, so he got up and went to the bow of the boat to call Song Xianer.
"Hey, why are you calling? What are you doing when you have nothing to do?" His tone was lazy, as if he was sleeping. Even this tone was not very friendly, and the hostility had already penetrated into his brain.
"What's wrong with my harassing phone calls? It's time to get up and pee! Don't pee your pants!"
"Are you crazy! Are you full!"
"You don't care about me! I'm mad at you!"
"asshole!"
Song Xian'er cursed and hung up the phone, threw the phone away, and continued to sleep.
"Ding! The task is completed, reward 5 surprise points."
Qin Shu smiled, this is considered as completing the task, he doesn't mind coming a few more times.
"Brother, with such a happy smile, who are you calling?" Deng Chao asked.
"A classmate."
"Classmate? Boy or girl?" Deng Chao asked curiously. He was not a few years younger than his uncle. He often played together when he was young, and he cared more about this little cousin.
"Man! A good buddy."
As soon as Deng Chao heard it, he was not interested in knowing.
At the end of the call, Lu Han suggested to post a circle of friends together to tell everyone that they cannot use their mobile phones in the next few days.
Qin Shu did not want to participate, but was forcibly called over by Deng Chao.
Deng Chao held up his mobile phone and kept croaking, Lu Han complained, "Brother Chao, the video is only 15 seconds long."
"Oh!" Deng Chao laughed awkwardly and re-recorded.
As soon as the Moments were posted, the mobile phones of the four people were confiscated by the staff and the travel contracts were given to them.
Chen Chichi took a look at the contract, and complained: "You guys are too hasty! Party B's name is Lao Wang, phone 5201314?"
"Just sign and don't ask any questions." Wang Zhengyu said with a smile.
"Can't ask yet? Okay, you are the director, you have the final say."
Chen Chichi picked up a pen and signed the contract at Party A: Renekton, Desert Butcher; address: Aiolia.
Sao Li Sao angry.
Lu Han watched happily from the sidelines,
Qin Shuzhao's gourd painted scoop, Party A's signature: Qin Wu Tianshen; address: Shaking Light Holy Land.
One middle school boy.
Unscrupulous contracts, unscrupulous signatures, the two parties have a happy cooperation.
After receiving the contract, the staff asked them to go inside the ship. Lu Han wanted to ask about the process, but was stopped by Chen Chichi, "Don't ask, don't ask anything, it's fun to not know."
Qin Shu followed the three of them down, and the cabin was full of the smell of money.
The table is full of things, including everything you need to eat and use, but all of them have price tags. Even toilet paper with a pack of 3 sheets at 5 yuan costs [-] yuan a piece, and you can’t buy them separately. You have to buy [-] sheets at a time.
Needless to say, the price has skyrocketed. You can get a pot of cold water for 5 yuan, and boil it for an additional 5 yuan. You can order songs on the stereo, 5 yuan a song, and even the toilet door has a price tag, 5 yuan a time, etc. What do you do? All want money.
Lu Han complained, "It's too much! The toilet also costs money! What if I have diarrhea?"
Several people were startled, and then laughed, Deng Chao said: "Hold on! It's 5 yuan a time, I can't afford it."
"What should I do if I can't hold back?"
Chen Chichi smiled and said, "What else can I do, let nature take its course."
Strong flavor.
While joking, a few people looked around in the cabin, and there was nothing free of charge.
If the toilet requires money, they hold it back. If the water requires money, they don’t drink it. Anyway, they have no money to go to the toilet. If the bedroom requires money, they still have to sleep on the floor.
They were laughing and having fun in the cabin, but the director didn't care about it. When they were tired, they sat on the sofa to rest. There was a large transparent box on the front table, which contained all kinds of food and drinks, but it was locked, so they could only see it. take.
"It seems that we need to get the key." Deng Chao glanced at the lock and whispered.
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