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"Go straight ahead."
Five people climbed up the stairs and set foot on the narrow river embankment. In front of them, there was lush grass and dead branches everywhere, and there was no way to go.
Qin Shu was happy in his heart, walked straight forward, walked to the weeds, stood still like a machine, and said with a smile: "Peng Peng, the navigation you got is not good, it took us to a place where there is no road... It must not be installed Beidou, bad review!... The vehicle is stuck, please help!"
He turned his back to everyone and continued to walk in place.
Huang Lei, He Jiong, Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang watched happily.
With a thought, He Jiong took the map, and sang: "The stars in the sky refer to the Big Dipper!... Ding, the Beidou navigation installation is complete, and the map is being revised. After the revision is completed, please turn left, please turn left!"
Qin Shu held back his laughter and continued to perform, "Dididi...the car is stuck in the mud, please ask for a tow truck, please ask for a tow truck!"
Huang Lei laughed and said: "Leave him alone, let's go, let him stay here forever."
"Dididi... Teacher He, please help." Qin Shu continued to call.
"Okay." He Jiong walked over with a smile, grabbed his clothes and pulled them back, "In reverse gear, I'll drag you out."
Qin Shu backed away from the weeds.
"Please pay the towing fee, 500 yuan."
"Bookkeeping!"
Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang laughed, it was so funny.
Huang Lei smiled and said, "Teacher He, you go ahead, we will drive the train."
"Okay." He Jiong smiled embarrassedly. He wanted to reject this naive proposal, but finally walked to the front.
Huang Lei held the suitcase with one hand and his clothes with the other. Peng Yuchang followed Huang Lei. Qin Shu held Zhang Zifeng's suitcase with one hand and Peng Yuchang with the other. Zhang Zifeng walked last.
"Boom boom boom, let's drive the train!...Start navigation, please continue driving along the current road." He Jiong broadcast in the voice of the broadcast and started to move forward.
The 5 people were cheerful, smiling, and thought it was fun.
"Please note that there is a steep slope in the front, please increase the horsepower." He Jiong broadcast solemnly.
"Buzz...buzz..." Qin Shu matched the sound of the engine, "The slope is too steep and the horsepower is not enough!"
He grabbed Peng Yuchang's clothes, and several of them couldn't go up.
Huang Lei said with a smile: "Zifeng, Qin Shu's horsepower is not enough, poke him with a knife, and he will have full horsepower immediately."
Zhang Zifeng smiled and said, "Okay." She stretched out her hand and poked Qin Shu's back, and poked it again.
Qin Shu said loudly: "Ren Tong's second channel is opened, and I feel that there is infinite power in my body!"
He strode forward with big strides, pushing Peng Yuchang in the front and pulling Zhang Zifeng in the back.
He Jiong teased, "Aren't you a train? The train has two connections?"
"Teacher He, I am a black-tech bio-train."
He Jiong was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and they happily drove the little train up the slope.
"Stop! I'm getting out of the car! That's childish!"
As a person in his 50s, Huang Lei still plays the game of driving a train, which is a bit embarrassing. If he plays with people of the same age, it is acceptable, but behind him are three children who are a few rounds younger than him. No matter how thick-skinned he is, he is embarrassed. Play more.
However, it is really very happy, recalling some happy memories of childhood.
Men are like this, no matter how old they are, they all have a childish heart. An old man in his 70s once said that when he saw cow dung on the road, he had the urge to blow it up with firecrackers.
The 5 people laughed and had a great time, very happy.
He Jiong joked to the camera: "Viewers, I didn't expect the climax of the first episode to be climbing a small slope from the ferry!"
Qin Shu stepped forward and interjected: "Friends in the audience, there is nothing to watch later, it's very boring, you can switch the channel after seeing this!"
He Jiong covered his mouth playfully, and explained in a 'hurry', "My friends, don't change the channel, the following content is more interesting and exciting!"
Huang Lei joked: "Peng Zai, this is your chance to show yourself. Hurry up and bow to your parents and ask them to stay."
Peng Yuchang cooperated very well, standing up straight and bowing to the camera.
"Speak." Huang Lei reminded.
"What?" Peng Zai was at a loss.
Huang Lei said with a smirk: "Say, Mom and Dad, I would like to say hello to you."
"Ah?" Peng Yuchang was a little shy and embarrassed to say it.
"Peng Zai, be bold. The audience is your food and clothing. If you shout it out, you might become famous."
He Jiong cheerfully did not object, while Qin Shu and Zhang Zifeng watched the excitement.
"Really?" Peng Yuchang's eyes lit up, he cooperated with the acting, found the camera, and said seriously: "Dad..."
'Ugh! '
Before mom could speak, she heard Qin Shu's reply.
"You dare to take advantage of Peng Peng, don't you! It's time to fight!" Huang Lei stepped forward to cooperate with He Jiong, 'ravaging' Qin Shu who was laughing and laughing.
"Peng Zai, you got revenge for you, let's hold his mouth, you continue."
Seeing that Qin Shu's mouth was tightly covered, Peng Yuchang continued to point at the camera and said, "Dad..."
"Ugh……"
"Ugh……"
Huang Lei and He Jiong looked at each other, answered in unison, and then laughed.
Peng Yuchang: ...
"Pfft..." Spewing blood from the mouth, feeling "ruthless play", stood there and laughed awkwardly. Zhang Zifeng, who was watching the play next to him, squatted on the ground laughing, and his stomach ached from laughing.
"Peng Zai, we apologize to you. I couldn't help it just now." Huang Lei smiled and said, "It's only three things. If you come again, we promise not to talk!"
Peng Yuchang was a little scared, knowing that they teased him for the effect of the show.
No, he was wrong, in fact, he just wanted to take advantage of him.
Re-focusing on the camera, Peng Yuchang opened his mouth and glanced at the three of them, guarded.
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