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Xiao Ming said, "What can I do? Say it quickly!"

The son said: "Let's buy a rotary toilet, you sit on it, and when you press the button, it will be thrown out?"

Qin Shu observed and found that Zhang Zifeng was holding back his laughter, but his goal had not been achieved.

Strike while the iron is hot and continue: "Let me tell you another joke.

Xiaohong's father asked him, 'Son, how many points did you get in this test? '

Xiaohong frowned and said, "Dad, next time you want to beat me up, can you use another excuse?" '"

"puff!……"

Zhang Zifeng couldn't hold back his laughter, and his body shook, causing the bullet casings to fall to the ground.

Chapter 192

Lu Han wanted to blow off Qin Shu's bullet casing, but after hearing his joke, he decided to wait and listen for a while, but he was amused himself, and the bullet casing fell off again.

Laughter was easily contagious. When Zhang Yishan, Song Xianer, and Yang Zi heard Qin Shu's joke, plus Zhang Zifeng and Lu Han's laughter, they couldn't hold back their laughter, and the bullet casings fell to the ground.

Only Wu Jin and Guan Yutong escaped. They didn't hear what Qin Shu said, and they were puzzled when they saw a few people laughing.

Yang Wei said seriously: "Qin Shu!"

"To!"

"Do you think you are so powerful that you can ignore us and do whatever you want in training?"

"Report! No! Don't dare!"

"I think you are very brave! Don't you like telling jokes? Keep telling them until I laugh!"

"What?" Qin Shu was stunned. Telling a joke requires the cooperation of others, and a certain situation and atmosphere. If one person doesn't want to laugh, it's useless to tell a hundred jokes.

"speak!"

"Yes!"

Qin Shu changed his mind and started flattering, "Yang Wei is very temperamental, Yang Wei is very handsome..."

Like chanting, keep repeating.

Yang Wei didn't laugh, Lu Han, Song Xian'er, Wu Jin and the other seven couldn't hold back their laughter, and the bullet casings on the tip of the gun fell to the ground again.

Consciously do ten push-ups, and if you can't do it, keep doing it.

With black lines on his head, Yang Wei asked Qin Shu sternly, "Is your joke funny?"

"Report! It's not funny, I'll tell you again!... Qin Shu is very handsome, Qin Shu is very temperamental, Qin Shu is very funny..."

"Haha..." Lu Han laughed out loud, unable to support himself, and lay down on the ground.

Yang Wei's complexion gradually darkened, feeling that the monitor's majesty had been seriously challenged.

"Qin Shu!"

"To!"

"Prepare for one-handed index finger push-ups!"

"Ah?" Qin Shu was dumbfounded. You can't be arrogant, others will always find a way to deal with you.

"Ah what? Aren't you very good? One-handed index finger push-ups ready! 5!"

"Yes!"

Qin Shu didn't refute, he was asking for trouble, telling some good jokes.

It is very difficult to bend down and support the ground with one finger. He doesn't know how to use one finger, so it is not easy to support it.

"One... two..." Every time I made one, I used all my strength.

Yang Wei's face was expressionless, but he was shocked in his heart. He originally wanted to embarrass Qin Shu, but he never expected to do it!

Cattle!

Song Xian'er, Yang Zi, Wu Jin and others stared at him with wide eyes and slightly opened mouths.

One-handed index finger push-ups!

The action in the legend has never been seen in reality, and today it is considered to be seen.

"Five." Qin Shu finished with difficulty, "Report! Complete the task!"

I muttered to myself, I must pay attention in the future, what if the instructor asked him to stand up with his tongue?

The assassins have come to an end, and the task assigned by the director is almost completed, so they can no longer provoke the instructor.

"Return to the team!"

Yang Wei also had a headache for Qin Shu, punishing him made him feel unconfident.

The training continued, Qin Shu became a good boy, Yang Wei also heaved a sigh of relief, he really didn't want to punish Qin Shu, after all, he was not as capable as him and couldn't convince the crowd.

"Take a break and take you to experience live ammunition shooting."

On the shooting range in the distance, there are already soldiers training. Since it is a real single shooting, the supervision is very strict, and each gun position is equipped with a security officer.

"During live ammunition shooting, you must keep in mind that the muzzle of the gun must not be directed at people at any time. Once the fire is fired, the consequences will be disastrous!"

Everyone nodded, firmly remembering.

Qin Shu joked to Wang Yuan: "Squad leader, do you still remember the bet yesterday? You are going to lose."

It is easy for him to hit the 45 ring.

Wang Yuan laughed awkwardly. He didn't know Qin Shu's skills yesterday, so he made the bet. Now it seems that there is basically no chance of winning.

"Squad leader, the competition is unfair to you, how about we change the method of competition?"

"what way?"

"In direct comparison, whoever has more rings wins, and the winner can ask the loser to do something within their ability."

"Okay." Wang Yuan won't lose if he loses, and he may not necessarily lose.

"Papa, papa..." The gunshots continued.