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Chen Chichi interjected, "Has grown on the vine not been born yet?"

"No." He Jiong continued with a smile: "He stretched out his palm and said that there are still 7 bacteria."

Chen Chichi chuckled, "Why didn't you say you brought 7 atoms?"

Qin Shu joked: "Brother Chen, bacteria have life, but atoms have no life."

"Nonsense, why don't atoms have life? Have you heard of quantum consciousness and cosmic consciousness? Where there is consciousness, there is life."

Qin Shu: ...

Thumbs up, "You are awesome, knowledge has already touched my blind spot, so let's just believe it."

Huang Lei smiled and said, "Come on, give me a complete explanation of "The Theory of Relativity" and "The Law of Non-Conservation of Parity."

"Simple!"

Chen Chichi: "Wow, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, ... Is it over, do you understand?"

"Understood, you said you want to work." Huang Lei said with a smile: "I've been here a few times, but this time I took the initiative to work, and we will definitely satisfy you. Peng Peng, go and get the price list, let you report Brother, take a look."

"Okay." Peng Yuchang got up immediately, and happily ran to get the price list.

Huang Lei said with a smile: "Chichi, pick whatever you want, choose whatever you like, you can choose whatever you like, you don't have to be polite."

"Ouch, I suddenly feel a little dizzy, I need to rest."

Chen Chichi didn't even look at it, and just lay on the chair with a weak face and said weakly: "Mr. Huang, Mr. He, you also know that I am allergic to ultraviolet rays and have problems with my waist. It's not that I'm lazy, I really can't do it." .”

Huang Lei smiled and said, "Chichi, I understand you, but the Buddha Jumping Wall you ordered, ten catties of crayfish, and twenty or thirty dishes cost at least 5000 yuan. If you don't work, you have no money to buy raw materials."

"No, I don't want everything. A bowl of porridge and a plate of kimchi are enough. If you still can't do it, just drink water....Eh, no, I still need the food I ordered, so that the people who come later can work."

Chen Chichi suddenly regained his energy, sat up and said: "Peng Peng, show me the price list, what to make money and what to ask them to do."

Peng Yuchang gave him the price list.

Chen Chichi looked at it and said, "One yuan and five catties of bananas are fine. If one person picks a few hundred catties, wouldn't he be rich? Two yuan a mango is too little, but you can pick some and eat it yourself; 20 yuan a banana Big figs by the catty are also fine, let them pick 100 catties; 30 yuan a catty of honey is also fine, let them get 100 catties, isn’t that rich?”

Everyone is happy.

Qin Shudao: "Brother Chen, who else is behind?"

"You'll know later, they should be here soon." Chen Chichi turned his head and said with a smile, "I want to deal with them."

"How?" Qin Shu became interested.

Chen Chichi smiled and said: "I'll stop them later, you and Peng Peng put on animal costumes, jump out of the grass and give them a note of Ma Wei. Then I said, this season's Mushroom House has added a special welcome mode, ...Zi Feng, you dance in the back to welcome you."

"Ah?" Zhang Zifeng was stunned, dancing without music background was awkward and embarrassed.

"It's okay, it's not that you can't, just twist it a few times, otherwise they won't believe it."

"Okay." Zhang Zifeng could only reluctantly agree.

Chen Chichi continued: "Give them two choices after the welcome ceremony, drink three glasses of wine or drink three glasses of water, and only after drinking can they enter the mushroom house."

"What if they don't do it?" Qin Shudao.

"Don't do it?...I'll block it on the bridge unless they wade across the creek."

Chen Chichi was arrogant and very stubborn.

Huang Lei and He Jiong smiled slightly, neither supported nor opposed, let him play around.

"Brother Chen, I'm going to get something!"

Qin Shu ran to the kitchen and took 6 large bowls of noodles.

The few people had fun, and Chen Chichi smiled and said: "Qin Shu, is it too cruel? Can you still talk after a bowl of wine?...But, I like it, what I want is momentum!"

After a pause, he said to Wang Zhengyu, "Director, remind me that they are coming."

"Hurry up, we're on our way, and we'll probably get off in 5 minutes."

"Thanks."

Chen Chi said: "Let's go, let's prepare."

He left with Qin Shu, Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng, while Huang Lei and He Jiong stayed in the arbor to watch the play.

When everything was ready, Chen Chichi pushed open the courtyard door and led the team out of the small courtyard. He held two stainless steel pot lids and three small red flowers in his hands.

Qin Shu held a bottle of wine and a jug of water, Peng Yuchang held 6 large bowls, and Zhang Zifeng held crocodile 'skin' and tiger'skin.

After walking across the small bridge, Chen Chichi stopped with a wave.

"Just wait here for them."

Lay out the six large bowls one by one, open the wine bottle and pour 3 qian wine into each of the three large bowls, and pour half a bowl of water into each of the other three large bowls.

"Qin Shu, Peng Peng, put on your clothes and hide, and I will jump out as soon as I knock."

"Bang!" He picked up the two pot lids and bumped them into each other.

"it is good."

Qin Shu and Peng Yuchang put on tiger 'skin' and crocodile 'skin' respectively, and hid in the grass on both sides.

Ready to go, just waiting for the fish to bite.

After waiting for 2 minutes, Qin Shu raised his head and said, "Brother Chen, are you here? I feel like you are messing with us, it's too hot!"

Chen Chichi smiled and said: "Hurry up, bear with it for a while, and remember to turn on the sound effects later."

At this moment, he vaguely saw someone approaching from a gap in the woods, "Come here, come here, don't talk."

On the stone road not far away, there were three people pulling suitcases, watching while walking, and soon appeared in their field of vision.

Qin Shu quietly looked around and found that they were all acquaintances, including Deng Chao, Lu Han and Guan Yutong.

"Chichi, what are you doing standing there?" Deng Chao asked.

The three walked in, and Chen Chichi said with a smile: "Three, welcome to Mushroom House. I welcome you here as a special representative."

He picked up the lid and tapped it slightly.

"Bang!"