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"Yes, yes, the boss is right."

The director said: "Kung fu martial arts has given us a lot of inspiration. Recently we have received a lot of scripts, all of which are related to kung fu."

"Is there any good book?"

"For example, there is a script that combines Kung Fu and football, and a group of people use Kung Fu to play football."

"There is also a script that combines kung fu and cooking, using kung fu to cook."

"Okay, it seems that the screenwriters are very motivated. There will definitely be a wave of kung fu craze recently. We must seize the opportunity. Especially the movements of the actors must not relax."

The word Kung Fu was born out of thin air and attracted a lot of attention.But everyone has only heard of it, not seen it.If you haven't seen it, you can't even imagine it.

When directors design actions, they are either biased towards dance or magic.

"I feel that No. 99 is a good reference object. I practiced with him today, and it feels very good."

"Yes, yes, the boss is right."

"Let all actors follow No. 99 to practice kung fu, not for actual combat, but for beautiful fighting. With the explosion of kung fu, we must not only seize the opportunity, but also seize the best."

"Yes, yes, the boss is right."

"Right?" The boss thought of one thing: "Kung Fu plus football, is it really a trick?"

"There must be something wrong."

……

Li Si was sitting on a tree stump practicing Fuhu Fist. His body was sweating profusely, and the sweat was streaming down his back.

But crouching tiger boxing has not been mastered completely.

After all, sitting and practicing will affect one's own cultivation speed.

He rested for a while before starting today's work.

First cut up the gray wolf obtained from yesterday's hunting, peeled off the wolf's skin, and cut up the flesh. Although one leg was injured, Li Si worked very fast.

Fans in front of the screen enjoyed a wonderful butchery show.

After finishing his work, Li Si started to prepare the first meal of the day.

Now the foods he can choose are mushrooms, tiger meat, wolf meat, bean sprouts...

In terms of taste alone, Li Si still likes tiger meat, although it is a little bit sweet.

He cut the tiger meat, skewered it, and grilled it on the campfire.

While eating skewers and drinking wine, he was once again surrounded by a sense of happiness.

The fans in front of the screen have already started to swallow their saliva.

"It feels delicious."

"If I could take a bite, I would die."

"My friend, stop thinking about it. You can still get crocodile meat if you work hard, but tiger meat...it's not something money can solve."

"Hi everyone, I'm a waiter in a luxurious restaurant. I received a group of guests yesterday. What they ate were tiger meat skewers. The taste is simply amazing."

"Wow, you can really eat barbecue, your local environmental protection bureau doesn't care."

"It's a treat from the Director of the Environmental Protection Bureau."

"Wow."

"Brother, is your number still there?"

"I decided to grill meat at home and try the skewers."

"Why, you can also get tiger meat?"

"I can eat mutton without tiger meat, and duck meat without mutton."

"I think the smoke from grilling at home is too much, and I recommend roadside grilling."

"I work in a food truck, and now we have launched skewers. Everyone is welcome to join us. If you spend over 100, you can drink beer for free."

……

After Li Si ate something to fill his stomach, he began to process the tiger skin he got yesterday.

Before that, he had to make a set of animal skin clothes for himself.

The clothes distributed by the program group on her body can't hold on anymore.

Li Si still got a lot of animal skins after hunting and skinning.

These animal skins have not been processed, they are just air-dried in a ventilated place, and then spread on the bed.

Li Si took one, found a flat stone, spread it out, and cut it with the stone.

"Look, No. 99 has started making clothes."

"Yes, the clothes on the players can no longer hold up, especially the female players. The number of people in their live broadcast room has soared recently."

"My friend, show me the way. Should I look at No. 4 contestant Tu Zhiwei, or No. 38 contestant Bai Jiaojiao, or No. 69 contestant Zhang Baifeng?"

"In terms of body shape, No. 69 is the best, No. 38 is the most beautiful in appearance, and No. 4 is the most temperamental."

"Brother, watch at the same time."

"What's nice, it's dirty, and the hair is all tangled."

……

"I graduated from the School of Fashion Design and now I am running insurance. I can tell you responsibly that cutting clothes is never as easy as it seems."

"But Avril Lavigne did a beautiful job last time."

"That's pretty."

"Avril Lavigne is still very talented. The costumes of the Three Kingdoms jointly launched by her and the clothing company are very beautiful. Now almost every noble here has one."

"It's too expensive, is there any brother willing to give me one, I support face-to-face delivery."

……

Li Si cut with a dagger, and the gentle voice of the elder sister rang in his ears.

"Comprehend a new skill: basic tailoring"

Just now, the animal skin in Li Si's eyes was just an animal skin, but now, in his eyes, the animal skin is no longer an animal skin, but a piece of clothing waiting to be cut by himself.

The size, style, and where the knife should be placed are completely clear at a glance.

Li Si made a move.

The leather is cut, the wrist is stable, and the sharpened dagger is slashed, the leather is cut into shape.

Then, use a sharpened screwdriver to drill holes, and fix the front and back skirts together to make an animal skin waistcoat.

Li Si made a short animal skin skirt in the same way.

The clothes on the body can't be lost, they can be changed into underwear.

Li Si patted his head, what a pain.

Seeing that there were still some leather materials left, Li Si made another pair of shoes.

In fact, after living on the island for so long, the soles of the feet have already worn out calluses, which can adapt to the life of climbing mountains and mountains.

However, having a pair of shoes is more convenient after all.

These shoes are made of crocodile leather.

Real leather shoes.

After putting it on, Li Si took off his original clothes, stood in front of the pool, and stared at himself.

In the water, I was wearing an animal skin waistcoat, a wolf fur skirt, and a crocodile leather shoe on my right foot, looking like a savage.

What's wrong with the men wearing skirts? Eldest brother still wears leopard-print short skirts.

Li Si laughed at himself, and then trimmed his hair and beard with a dagger.

The white and tender young man in the past is gone. Now he has a blue scalp, sparse beard, and skin that is gradually darkening due to the wind and sun.

Li Si grinned at the shadow.

Damn, how dare you scare yourself.

Li Si bounced back to the camp, changed the dressing on his left leg, and then began to tan the tiger skin.

===Chapter 101 Kung Fu Storm (Third Watch)===

The newly made animal skin clothes are actually not comfortable to wear.

In the cold winter, the animal hide is strong and warm.But the climate on the island is humid and hot. When it is said to be hot, it is very hot, and when it is said to be cold, it is very cold.

It was impossible for Li Si to ask for a lot.

Ordinary animal skins can be air-dried in the shade, but Li Si is still very concerned about this white tiger skin.

He limped on one leg, spread the white tiger skin in front of him, and danced dexterously in his palm with a dagger in his hand.

One knife at a time, cut off the oil film and remaining flesh and blood inside the tiger skin.

He was very steady when he dropped the knife, and he was serious enough in doing things, not at all the initial carelessness.

If you finish things too quickly, you will fall into a boring life again.

Therefore, Li Si's work was done very beautifully, and there was no residual oil on the tiger skin.

"Comprehend new skills: basic cobbler"

Li Si heard the voice of his eldest sister again, and couldn't help but feel a wave in his heart.

Own this body now.

After cleaning the tiger skin, put it in an iron pot and soak it in water to soak out the oil inside, so that the tiger skin is filled with water and soft.

Tanning hides requires salt, plant ash, and other chemicals.

Salt Lisi has a lot of stocks, and plant ash is also easy to get. As for other things, it is best to find substitutes, and just ignore them if you can't find them.

It needs to be soaked overnight, and now it's dark, but Li Si still doesn't feel sleepy.

He brought out a bottle of wine from the wooden house, and there was not much left in stock, and his current physical condition was no longer suitable for entering the water.

After Li Si finished drinking a bottle of wine, the alcohol still couldn't make him fall asleep, but Li Si didn't dare to drink any more.

If there is no wine at all, he really doesn't know how to survive this long night.

Now he is bored and daydreaming, and his left foot still hurts from time to time.

This is totally jail time.

Must find something to do.

There were still some bamboos in the camp, so Li Si started weaving baskets and making barrels out of wood to pass the time.

After staying up for a long time, he fell into a deep sleep.

……

The next morning, before the sun rose, Li Si began to practice Tiger Fist in the camp.

Otherwise, you simply don't know how to consume the energy in your body.

"It's started, it's started."

"Brothers, are you ready?"

"It's already ready."

"I deliberately transferred to the night shift just to practice every day."

"Hey, does kung fu really exist? There is no kung fu in the world."

"If there is no skill, how can No. 99 jump six or seven meters, and how can he kill a tiger with a single knife."

"This is an idiot, please ignore him."