Desert Island Survival: Sign up for a full-level career

"Use a condom to hold water, is the water still drinkable?"

"With a daily income of [-], you can drink urine."

"I'm sorry, it's my lack of knowledge."

"Boss, please accept my knee."

"Now he has 10 bags of water and 10 bottles of Coca-Cola, and there is no problem in persisting for ten days. Is there anyone who bet together that he can survive ten days?"

"Just take the big one and bet that he can last for a month."

Everyone clicked on the betting website one after another, and suddenly found that after Li Si collected ten bags of water, his odds changed again.

The odds of betting that he can survive ten days become quite low, and the probability of betting that he will be eliminated within ten days becomes quite high.

"Program crew, please be an individual."

"Can you show some face?"

……

"The tide has receded. When the tide rises, new drifts will be brought. Please go to receive the supplies."

The elder sister's thoughtful reminder sounded in my ears.

Hey, once you sign in, it is valid for life.

Li Si was going to rush to the beach where he picked up the Coke yesterday.

But before leaving, he had to make some preparations.

He picked up a large banana leaf, wrapped the soles of his feet, and tied two condoms around his ankles.

A pair of simple sandals is made.

It is no problem to walk barefoot on the beach close to the sea, but if you go deep into the interior of the island, it is easy to cut the soles of your feet by stones or thorns.

Complications from wound inflammation and infection can kill you.

While rushing to the beach, Li Si was also planning his next move.

The plan of the former owner of the body is to live for a few days. Try to make gimmicks in the show to attract attention. After being eliminated, you can live broadcast and attract fans.

But now that Li Si has awakened the system, he might as well be more ambitious.

Set a small goal first, survive for a month.

If you want to live on the island for a month, you can't make small troubles, and you must make sufficient plans.

If you want to find fresh water by yourself, you can't solve the problem by picking Coke and raining.

Living in a cave is far from comfortable. It is not realistic to build a house now, but a bed can be considered.

However, I only have 99 condoms, so I can't cut wood.

Li Si felt that it was too difficult to survive on a deserted island.

He arrived at the destination and found a two-meter-long sea fish lying on the beach. Li Si's basic knowledge of survival in the wild made him unable to distinguish the species of sea fish.

It's not too important, anyway, he's already dead, and judging from the traces of blood flowing out, he should have died not long ago.

"Could it be that these are the drifting things today, the system is a bit weak."

Li Si muttered something in his mouth, and suddenly he was taken aback, and found that the handle of a knife was exposed from Hai Yu's mouth.

He stretched out his hand to grab it out, stabbed it, blood was dripping, and he had a machete in his hand, with a wide back and a thick blade, very powerful.

The audience in the live broadcast room was already blown away.

"Fuck, his luck is too good."

"Let's give an explanation from the program team. This is not cheating, and no one is cheating."

"This is the chosen one, buy him to win, buy him all to win."

……

In the director's room, it was replaced by Xiao Yiyi as the host. Facing this scene, she was also stunned.

"According to the program team's speculation, it should be that when someone fished with a knife, the knife was inserted into the body of the sea fish. The sea fish kept swimming because of the pain, and happened to die on this beach."

"Please believe that the program is absolutely open, fair and fair, without any shady scenes."

"I can only say on behalf of the official, it's a coincidence."

……

Facing the blowfly, Li Si raised his machete.

"Look at what I found. This is a heavy machete. Come on, little fly, give me a close-up so that the audience can take a closer look."

"I can use it to hunt, cut trees, dig soil, and it has a lot of uses."

"In addition to the machete, there is also a big fish with a length of nearly two meters. As we all know, I am 1.8 meters tall. Now I use my wingspan to measure its length."

"I can't take such a big fish back at once. I have to break it down and bring it back several times. As we all know, I'm not good at strength."

……

"Got it, got it, your talent points are all about luck."

The fans in the live broadcast room were already unable to complain.

Using the machete he had just harvested, Li Si started to chop fish.

"This fish is really miserable. Thousands of miles to send a knife, but in the end it will be knifed."

"The fish is unlucky."

"I'm going to light a candle for it on the homepage."

The fans who just lost money because they bet on Li Si seemed to have suddenly found someone with the same disease, and they all lit candles for this fish in their personal feeds.

Fans who did not follow Li Si's live broadcast were wondering what kind of legendary experience this fish had.

"Oh, everyone, look what I found. There is a fishhook on the fish's lip."

"Oh, not one, seven in total, what has it experienced in its life."

"Once I get the hook, I can go fishing."

……

The luckier Li Si is, the more sad it will be for the netizens.

"Hehe, you can fish if you have a hook. Do you have a fishing line?"

"If you pick up a key, you have to get yourself a suite."

……

"My God, there is actually a ball of fishing line in the belly of the fish."

"Oh, I found some plant seeds again, but I don't know what kind of seeds..."

"This is really a treasure fish."

===Chapter 6 Slate Grilled Fish===

Using the machete he just obtained, Li Si disassembled the big fish until it was dripping with blood, and finally disassembled it into pieces.

It took him nearly 30 minutes to return to the cave with two pieces of fish.

The beach is one foot deep and the other shallow, and the area near the cave is covered with shrubs and rocks.

Li Si tightened the straw sandals he had just made.

He returned to the beach again, and this time he cut two bundles of thatch with a machete, twisted them into a rope, and skewered the two pieces of fish together.

In this way, you can carry two pieces on one shoulder, and you can carry four pieces at a time, which is also more labor-saving.

……

In one morning, Li Sicai completely transferred all the fish to the cave.

His whole body was exhausted.

Collapsing to the ground, it took a long time to recover and start preparing lunch for myself.

Put a stone in the bonfire with the flat side facing up, and surround the stone with fiery red charcoal. Soon, the water vapor in the stone evaporates and becomes scorching hot.

"Hello everyone, it's time for lunch. This time we're trying a new way of cooking: grilled fish on a stone plate."

"First use charcoal to heat up the stone, then use the machete you just obtained to thin the fish, and use the stone to heat the fish."

When Li Si was talking, he kept his hands thinning the fish meat piece by piece, and placed the white fish meat on the stone.

"Nimma, I'm hungry after what he said."

"It felt like he wasn't trying to survive at all, but he was on vacation."

"It's a real hammer."

……

Soon, the fish fillets on the stone began to curl and turn yellow, and the fat oozed out, making a creaking sound when it fell on the stone slab.

The audience in the live broadcast room swallowed in unison.

"I'll try it for everyone first."

Li Si inserted a piece with a sharpened wooden stick, let it cool down a bit, and then put it in his mouth, frowning to taste the taste.

"Everyone, don't trust him. Without any condiments, it will definitely not taste good."

"Look at his appearance, his brows are all wrinkled, it must not be delicious."

Li Si's brows stretched out, and he let out a long breath: "The taste is not bad."

"Although there is no seasoning, there is still some salty taste, and, very fresh, most importantly, the mouthfeel is quite good, with a fruit-like texture."

"Everyone can try it at home, and I sincerely recommend it."

Li Si's exclusive live broadcast room was filled with the sound of drooling.

"Try it, don't you know what the price of fish is now, especially this kind of sea fish."

"I haven't eaten meat for a month."

"My son has never eaten sea fish, and now he keeps crying while watching the live broadcast."

……

After eating two pieces of fish, Li Si felt very good, and he was worthy of his hard work.

"It's not convenient to eat like this. Wait for me for a while, and I'll go get something."

Li Si said something to the camera and left the cave.

The audience in the live broadcast room had already begun to swallow their saliva, and the bread, hamburgers, and industrial nutritional meals in their hands suddenly tasted bad.

"He's also picky about inconvenient eating."

"It's too much."

"Bless him for being allergic to fish."

"plus one."

Five minutes later, Li Si came back from the outside with two neatly cut branches in his hand.

"What is he doing with two sticks?"

"Can this also be eaten?"

"Did you make a mistake?"

There was a voice of doubt in the live broadcast room.

Li Si thinned the fish meat and grilled it on a bluestone board. When the fish meat was curled and browned, he picked it up with a wooden stick and put it in his mouth.

His movements are smooth and smooth, and the two wooden sticks are like extended fingers in his hands.

"Fuck!"