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The dry firewood in the stove crackled and the flames flickered, slowly boiling the soup.

Li Si scooped up two spoonfuls with a wooden spoon and forcefully poured them into his stomach. The aroma was tangy, but his appetite still couldn't be whetted.

The body is still a little uncomfortable.

Li Si returned to the wooden house, lay down on the bed in the posture of a flying bear falling asleep, tried his best to inhale the air into his stomach, and then slowly spit it out.

Deep, flat, soothing, slow, soft.

As the breathing deepened, the uncomfortable feeling in the body gradually eased.It seems that there is a warm feeling, calming my internal organs.

"Comprehend new skills: Wu Qin Xi Xiong"

Big Sister's voice rang in my ears, and a mass of memories exploded in my mind.

Huh?

It turns out that the flying bear's dreaming posture comes from Wu Qin Xi.

Li Si got up from the bed, walked around the house, and began to imitate the movements of the Five Animals Show in his mind.

flying bear dream

black bear

bear climbing tree

Walk, stand, sit, lie down...

Repeat over and over.

The scene was broadcast live through the lens of the new blowfly.

The fans are a little confused.

What is number 99 doing here?

At the beginning, No. 99's movements were a little clumsy, but later on, they became even more clumsy.

More and more like a bear.

The social bear's expression is also dumbfounded now, as if he saw his own kind.

Unknowingly following behind number 99, when number 99 walks, it also walks, when number 99 sits, it also sits, when number 99 lies down, it also lies down...

One person and one bear circled around the wooden house. I don't know if No. 99 is imitating the bear or the bear is imitating No. 99.

Gradually, there is no distinction between man and bear, and he has reached the state where there is me in you and you in me.

The fans in front of the screen were in a trance for a moment, unable to tell whether it was a human or a bear.

It seems that No. 99 has learned the essence of the bear.

If you are not prepared, you are prepared.

After a while, Director Li stood up and let out a long breath.

It seems that there is a warm current, from the dantian of the abdomen, to the top of the sky, and then spit it out from the mouth.

The whole body is comfortable, and the discomfort of the body is greatly reduced.

The black bear also stands on its feet, standing behind No. 99.

Of course, the standing height of the black bear is much higher than that of No. 99, it is simply a black mountain.

Li Si faced the camera and said: "Just now I demonstrated the Wuqinxi to everyone. The Wuqinxi came from Hua Tuo, a famous doctor in the Three Kingdoms period. It imitates the postures of five animals and adjusts the body. Regular practice can delay aging, beautify the skin, and strengthen the body."

"Everyone come together, one two one..."

===Chapter 166, No. 99 method is too effective===

"Three Kingdoms? I like the story of the Three Kingdoms the most!"

"Is the 99th going to tell the story of the Three Kingdoms again? I'm looking forward to it."

"I know Hua Tuo, something from a genius doctor must be amazing."

"Wu Qin Xi, what is it, have you never heard of it?"

"Listen to what Number 99 said?"

"Then let him talk to us?"

……

Li Si stretched his arms and said: "The Wu Qin Xi imitates the demeanor of the five animals. It takes the simplicity of a bear, nourishes the body and warms the internal organs. It is better to be still than to move, and to lie down rather than to sit."

"As the saying goes, it's better to fall backwards than to be comfortable, but it's more fun... Well, anyway, there are many benefits. Interested veterans can practice with me."

In the camera, Li Si practiced Wu Qin Xi again.

The society bear gave him a serious look behind him, honest and serious.

"Everyone practice with me, one two one, adjust your breathing, two two one..."

"The first type, the bear breaks the stick, breaks one and throws one away."

"Second style, black blind man wearing glasses—pretending to be a college student."

"The third type, the black blind man goes to the house - the bear is at its peak."

……

The fans in front of the screen were stunned.

After a while, a bullet screen floated by:

"It sounds... makes sense."

This sentence ignited the live broadcast room.

"Sure enough, I didn't quite believe it at first, but when No. 99 said it, it seemed very reasonable."

"Yes, every sentence is easy to understand and hits the nail on the head."

"The words are so reasonable, what No. 99 said can't be wrong, I will start practicing now."

"Anyway, I don't believe that if you pretend to be a bear, you can be as strong as a bear."

"Number 99 is a lie."

……

Right now, there are at least hundreds of millions of people in live broadcast room No. 99.

Today was the first attack on the 87th and 88th, and then the two brothers fought each other.

Number 88 shows the power of magic again.

Up to now, No. 99 has started to practice Wu Qin Xi again.

Everyone said with emotion, it was simply too wonderful.

In front of the screen, there are many imitators.

In a certain express hotel, in the room, a man and a woman were lying on the bed, the man's face was full of exhaustion.

"You wash me?"

"Let me wash first, so that the water will not be cold when you wash."

"Hehe." The woman sneered: "It's been 3 minutes in total, and the water is still not cold after taking a bath just now."

Gan!

The man lay in bed feeling like he had 100 arrows in his chest.

Too bully.

"I'm not feeling well today."

"Hehe, when did you feel better?"

Another 100 arrows were shot in the man's chest.

The woman got out of bed naked and glanced at the man. After a while, there was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom.

The man covered his face and wept. The woman's look just now was like a cold knife, which made her feel cold.

"Everyone practice with me, the bear knocks on the door - the bear is home."

The voice of number 99 sounded on the screen.

woohoo...

The man is getting more and more sad, isn't it just me, I'm a bear.

On the screen, No. 99 shook his head, lying on the ground like a bear.

Clumsy, simple and honest...but he seemed to be holding him in his arms with a burst of anger.

Is this pose very simple?

I can also practice.

The man began to imitate, the seemingly simple movements, but the joints made a creaking sound.

There seemed to be a pair of big hands, twisting his body like a towel.

The body gradually became more comfortable, the drowsy head became more clear, and a wave of heat rose from the lower abdomen.

It really works.

When the woman came out of the bathroom, she was a little confused when she saw the man in this posture.

Another 3 minutes passed.

The woman leaned on the man's shoulder contentedly, feeling exhausted.

"I said earlier that I was just in a bad state just now."

The man lit a cigarette, took out his mobile phone by the way, and logged into his social account: I live in university and my surname is Qin

"Number 99 is completely nonsense. Some things depend on talent. If you can do it, you can do it. If you can't do it, you can't do it. However, men who can't do it can try it. Haha, I don't need it anyway. Is it too long?"

There have been many related comments on the Internet, and Wu Qinxi has already been searched on the top. Also on the top search list are: Despicable Brothers, Magic Power, Blue Gem, Social Bear...

Li Si dominated the hot search list almost by himself.

"I also tried Wu Qin Xi, but it didn't work at all. Haha, it's impossible to pretend to be a bear and become a bear."

"It's only 99 minutes, and I always start at 180 minutes."

"We all know that the story of the Three Kingdoms was fabricated by No. 99. If so, the genius doctor Hua Tuo was also fabricated by him. Of course, the Wu Qin Xi is fictional. How can a fictional thing be taken seriously?"

"Don't believe it, don't believe it, don't believe it."

……

Kangaroo State, in the manor of the chubby nobleman.

Huh?

Are there a lot of discussions among netizens?

He was in the gym and started imitating No. 99's movements.

The black blind man goes to the room, the bear breaks the stick, the black bear knocks on the door...

"good, very good."

A private doctor in uniform cheered on: "Your movements are very standard, keep it up."

crunch...

The joints all over his body made various noises, and hot sweat broke out on his fat face.

At a certain age, various diseases will emerge.Blue Star's science and technology are already very advanced, and many stubborn diseases have been overcome, but life naturally ages, and there is no way to avoid it.

At least time is equal for all.

The chubby nobleman felt a heat rising from his lower abdomen, sweeping across his whole body in an instant, and he was covered in hot sweat, as if he had soaked in hot water for a day.

Feel comfortable.