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"Kung Fu, the magical oriental Kung Fu."

"I want to learn kung fu too."

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That night, all the Kung Fu clubs and telephones in Blue Star were ringing off the hook.

"What, you need to learn Kung Fu. Our training classes are already full. Of course, we also have VIP classes."

"Our Emei 785 Kung Fu Club has launched a diamond VIP class."

"Our Huashan 996 Club has specially launched the king VIP class for young people who are interested in learning Kung Fu."

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Li Si kept retracting and swinging his gun. At first, he performed supernormally, but gradually became flat.

It's nothing more than spawning monsters after occupying the commanding heights.

Li Si still has experience in playing games.

And because of Li Si's unbreakable defense, fewer and fewer poisonous snakes rushed to the roof, and Li Si's pressure was not as great as it was at the beginning.

He swung his gun around, and finally even knelt down and held the black bear's head.

As long as the black bear doesn't move around, it's not a big problem.

Fortunately, this bear is very lazy. It can squat but never stand, and can lie down and never squat.

The day is getting brighter.

Dongfang showed fish belly white.

After dawn, the snakes gradually receded.

Li Si heaved a sigh of relief and jumped off the roof.

When he turned around and saw that the black bear was following suit, he jumped off too.

"do not want!"

Li Si suddenly realized something and couldn't help shouting.

But it was too late, the black bear jumped down, exerting force on the roof with its limbs.

When it landed, it rolled on the spot, and the black bear was safe and sound.

Click!

There was a hole in the roof.

shit.

Li Si was speechless for a while.

He began to check the condition of the camp.

There were many corpses of poisonous snakes scattered all over the ground.

Li Si collected them in a bamboo basket, poured them into the fire, and added a handful of firewood to the fire.

The fire blazed up, burning more and more vigorously, followed by a burst of fragrance.

Li Si licked his lips.

In the past night, my physical strength was exhausted severely. Now my arms are sore, and I urgently need to replenish my physical strength.

Li Si raised his head and looked at the blowfly above his head.

"Hello, everyone, today we are trying a new dish, delicious snake soup."

"The nutritional value of snake meat is very high. It can not only supplement a variety of nutrients necessary for the human body, but also has multiple functions of dispelling dampness and nourishing qi, and strengthening the brain. You can try it."

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The fans who also stayed up all night in front of the screen were stunned.

"No way, does he really want to attack the poisonous snake, isn't he worried about being poisoned to death?"

"Snake venom is all protein. After being heated at high temperature, it will lose its activity, and the poison will not kill people."

"You're talking about ordinary poisonous snakes, but the enhanced poisonous snakes launched by the program group have been genetically modified to be the same as ordinary poisonous snakes."

"It makes sense too."

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Li Si collected the poisonous snakes in the camp, cut off their heads with a dagger, cleaned up the snake skin, bones, and internal organs, and cut the snake meat into pieces on tree stumps.

Soon, a basket full was accumulated.

Add oil to the hot pan. After the oil temperature rises, add some collected herbs and mushrooms to taste.

Put in the snake meat, add mountain spring water, and season with salt.

In order to avoid residual toxicity, Li Si planned to cook for a while longer.

Take advantage of this time to clean up the camp.

At this time, the sun had already emerged from the east, and the sun fell on the body warmly.

The snake meat in the pot had boiled to a gel.

Li Si filled a bowl for himself, and tasted it carefully.

"Huh? A little old."

Li Si said to the camera: "But it's very fresh."

Fans in front of the screen stared at this scene closely.

"He really started eating."

"Look at his expression, it's very delicious."

"I don't know if I will be poisoned to death."

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1 minutes passed.

10 minutes passed.

Not only was Li Si fine, but he returned to the stove instead.

Salt and pepper snake section, grilled snake meat, braised snake section, fried, steamed, boiled...

"Upgrade to Intermediate Chef"

The elder sister's gentle voice sounded in my ears again.

A series of delicacies with snake meat as the main material were brought up and placed on the table.

Originally, Li Si's making a complete set of furniture was just a pastime when he was bored, but he didn't expect it to really play a role.

One after another was placed in front of them, occupying the entire Eight Immortals table.

"Old irons, I'm going to start."

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"It looks delicious."

The fans in front of the screen couldn't help swallowing.

"I didn't expect that No. 99 is not only handsome, but also good at cooking. He can compete with me." A male fan said with emotion.

"Is this kind of snake meat really edible?"

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Li Si swept away the dishes like a cloud of wind, and because of his kung fu practice, he now eats a lot.

After filling his stomach, Li Si nodded with satisfaction. The enhanced beast launched by the program group has very good meat quality.

Unexpectedly, there is something more to say.

I didn't have a good rest all night, and after I had a full meal, I felt sleepy.

But he couldn't sleep yet, so Li Si wanted to arrange snake repellants around the camp to prevent snakes from sneaking up on him while he was sleeping.

Fortunately, there is a certain amount of herbs stored in the camp, so Li Si doesn't need to go out of the camp.

Using the basic herbal medicine techniques he mastered, Li Si prepared several insect repellents specifically for poisonous snakes, and sprinkled them around the camp.

"Everyone, our insect repellent has been prepared, and now it has been arranged, we can sleep with peace of mind."

"I hope all the veterans will also have a good rest. A good sleep is the beginning of a good life."

After finishing speaking, Li Si got into the room and soon fell asleep.

Behind the surveillance camera, the director in charge Lu Yang stared at the scene, subconsciously grinning.

"Is nothing wrong with number 99?"

"Director, hasn't he already arranged the insect repellant, so it shouldn't be a problem, right?"

"It should be no problem to deal with ordinary snakes, but the enhanced venomous snakes released by the program group are very abnormal."

There were only a dozen of the first 100 contestants in the program group, and if No. 99 was eliminated, the director himself would also lose his job.

===Chapter 145 Insecticide No. 99===

The person who least wants No. 99 to be eliminated must be the director in charge, Lu Yang.

And Li Si's fans.

Number 99 fell asleep.

Lu Yang was circling in the room.

Number 99 is too careless.

Don't pay attention to the enhanced beast launched by the program group at all.

It also underestimated the abnormality of the program group.

In the end, he couldn't bear to call the chief director, calmed down, and told the current situation.

"Chief director, No. 99 is very popular now. If he is eliminated, will it affect the flow of the show?"

"Absolutely not."

The chief director understood Lu Yang's implication and wanted to cheat on Li Si.

In that way, how to ensure the fairness and openness of the program.

"But No. 99 is too careless. With some self-prepared insect repellants, they just want to drive away the poisonous snakes, and they don't pay attention to the scientists of the program group at all."

The chief director shook his head: "If he is eliminated, let him be eliminated."

"director……"

The chief director directly blocked Lu Yang's words back: "You can imagine that the most popular contestant on the show is eliminated silently in his sleep. Is this going to make a difference?"

Lu Yang was shocked.

The chief director's phone has been hung up.

His eyes fell on the monitoring screen again, and Li Si was lying on the rocking chair with the white tiger skin on his pillow, sleeping soundly.

And on the outskirts of the camp, there was a rustling sound, and the enhanced snake group had come to kill again.

Lu Yang was still in shock.

Magic does not happen in the hands of the magician, but in the hearts of the audience.

Although he is only a director of variety shows, Lu Yang also has career aspirations.

People have high hopes for No. 99, just like a rising hydrogen balloon, it will go all the way to the universe.

At this time, gently puncture it, and the balloon plummeted.