I'm about to become an immortal, do you want me to be a prince?

Li Yuan also came to his senses later, oh shit!My son is too cruel!This is planning not to give me a break even for a day!

He had to wait until I burped before he built the Daming Palace!

So Comrade Li Yuan quit, and rolled around, Li Er, you bastard, you unfilial son, you are bullying me, you are dying, you will be alive in a few days, right?

Do you believe that I am hanging in your kennel right now?

Then Li Mu was called by Li Shimin to his kennel to discuss important matters.

"Boy Li Mu, hurry up and find a decent little garden for that old man, and shut his mouth."

Li Mu used his knees to figure out what happened, so he said.

"Old Li, no problem, this matter is on my shoulders."

Ever since Li Shimin planned to take the Daming Palace as his own, he gave the project money very conveniently.

After Li Mu received the project payment, his work efficiency was also good. Whenever Li Shimin, Party A had any requests, he readily agreed.

So Li Shimin patted Li Mu's shoulder happily, "Then I'll leave this to you!"

"Old Li, you are well, leave it to me."

Li Shimin nodded with a smile, with a relaxed expression on his face.

……

According to the law of conservation of energy, if someone is happy, another person must be unhappy.

No, Comrade Li Yuan is not very happy, I was forced to retire early, why don't you let me have a good time, it's too inhumane!

I just want to take advantage of the limited time to enjoy a happy life, is it wrong?

right!

So the old man was either threatening his son or Li Mu recently.

The method of threatening Li Shimin was nothing more than that, taking a rope and pretending to hang himself.

But the method of threatening Li Mu is more bloody.

"Li Mu, will I give you a princess?"

Of course Li Mu said no to yelling.

No matter from the psychological or physical point of view, he expressed strong repulsion.

Princess Nimashang is not Princess Shang, there is still a big difference between the two.

To put it bluntly, Princess Shang is almost like marrying an ancestor. When you have sex at night, you probably can't even decide the mating position.

Some princesses even have flaws in their moral character, if they play "The Wife Has an Affair.avi" for you every minute, then you will be a disaster.

On this point, the second son of Fang Yi Ai Fang said that he has something to say.

Although Li Mu would not be as cowardly as Fang Lao Er, he would not provoke any princess either.

The main reason is that this reputation is not very good. After all, the little girl of Princess Danyang is his aunt-in-law in name, so he can't get along with this dick.

If he had to choose a woman, he would rather choose to go back to the grassland and play field battles with Ashinazai.

At least not so much psychological pressure.

No matter whether it is mind or kidney, there is room for display.

Therefore, Li Mu also tried his best to cooperate with Li Yuan's request.

Don't you just want to have fun, it's simple!

Seeing that summer is coming, I will directly give you the whole swimming pool.

At that time, no matter whether you want to have a party or a wine pool and meat forest, it will be fine.

Even any sea, sky, or feast is fine, as long as your body can withstand it.

So he did what he said, and Li Mu immediately sent people to Poyang Lake to scoop up soil.

What are you doing to scoop up dirt?

Burn tiles!

The swimming pool paved with tiles, in the era of ancient feudal imperialism, was definitely a high-end facility, and the gang of local turtles were stunned every minute.

……

half a month later.

The swimming pool is finished.

Li Mu also warmly built a dome for Li Yuan, the kind that is half open and half shaded.

If you want to cover it completely, Li Mu thoughtfully put a layer of black cloth on it, and if you want to cover it completely, just cover it with the black cloth.

Comrade Li Yuan said, Li Mu also knows me!

Then there is water diversion. Considering that Comrade Li Yuan is relatively old, his immunity may be relatively weak.

Li Mu simply sterilized all the water in the swimming pool, flushing it with lime and then salt water.

If Li Yuan can still get infected and get sick, Li Mu said, what the hell, I'll just boil the water for you to ensure safety!

As for the swimsuit, Li Mu just helped Li Yuan think about it. Comrade Li Yuan was more slick than him. He personally designed the whole process, and the finished product was no less than what Li Mu had seen in his previous life.

Li Mu had to sigh with emotion, this old man is really a prostitute!

As for Li Yuan's big and small wives, while saying no, you are good or bad, Taihuang!Wear it at a high speed, and then play with water in various tricks.

Then, considering that Comrade Li Yuan's physical strength may be a little weak as an elderly person, he designed a swimming ring and an air cushion for him.

Li Yuan was lying on the air cushion, paddling the water slowly, admiring the pictures of wives and wives coming out of the water, while drinking the iced drink prepared by Li Mu, his whole body was sour and refreshed. This is worse than when he was the emperor. Sour!

So Comrade Li Yuan, a retired veteran cadre, expressed his satisfaction, as did the wives and wives in the harem.

When Li Shimin heard it, hey!That's enough?How much has the Daming Palace been repaired?

But if I give you some sweetness, you will be happy?When did this old man become so easily satisfied?

This doesn't fit your personality, old man! ?

As an emperor, Li Shimin is full of desire to explore unknown things, commonly known as gossip!

So he decided to go and see for himself.

Under the pretext of greeting his father, Li Shimin finally saw the legendary swimming pool.

Lying in a big slot!

This scene!

The vibe!

This picture!

Li Shimin was jealous, he regretted it, and he wanted to ask Li Mu for an explanation.

Li Shimin asked with a look of resentment, Li Mu boy, who are you with?

Li Mu weakly pointed at Li Shimin, of course it's you, Old Li!

Li Shimin snorted angrily, do you even know that we are together?There are such cool things, why don't you give me one?

Li Mu quickly explained, Old Li!You are now the king of a country, you should pay attention to the influence, this thing is cool, but its influence is not good!Think about the officials of the foreign dynasty!Think about that old troll Wei Xuancheng!

The image of Wei Zheng instantly appeared in Li Shimin's head, and he trembled all over, and he became sober in an instant.

But I'm still a little bit unwilling, this thing is really cool!I really want it!Really want!

Li Mu analyzed it bit by bit.

"Old Li, think about it, your father has this swimming pool, and he will definitely enjoy himself to the fullest, and the matter of Huang Tu's hegemony will naturally be reduced.

Without the ambitious Taihuang, even if the veterans of the foreign court had the heart, they would be helpless, Lao Li, you are safe!

What's more, Lao Li, you work hard to govern, and your father indulges in pleasure. Compared with the two, Lao Li, your prestige is getting higher and higher. Compared with the heroes of the world, they will definitely choose to be loyal to you. "

When Li Shimin heard it, ouch!What you said makes sense!I was powerless to refute.

All right!Then I will bear with it first, and wait until the old man is dead, Goguryeo is dead, and the barbarians are dead, I will have such a good time!

Li Mu gave Li Shimin a look that you are well. In the future, when the time is right, I will directly build you a Dongguan-style clubhouse.

Chapter 105 Li Mu, do you want noodles?

After finishing Li Yuan's private swimming pool.

Even if things in Daming Palace have calmed down for the time being, Li Yuan will not bother Li Shimin and Li Mu anymore.

After all, this old man is busy engaging in multiplayer sports every day, so how can he have such leisure time.

But then Li Mu encountered some difficulties.

That is, the construction of the Daming Palace required materials such as cement, red bricks, and wood, and these materials had to be transported from other places.

This made him very sick.

Because with Datang's current level of logistics, transporting these things over here is really fatal.

So Li Mu decided to build the road!

The so-called, to get rich first build roads.

Old wise words.

So Li Mu decided to talk to Li Shimin about building roads.

As a result, as soon as he arrived at Li Shimin's kennel, he could hear Li Shimin's angry curses from a distance outside the door.

Of course, as the king of a country, Li Shimin will definitely not be like ordinary people in the market.

But the translation is probably more or less the same.

Li Mu stood at the gate and took a few sneaky glances, only to see a group of high-ranking civil servants in the palace of Ganlu who were ashamed by Li Shimin.

They all lowered their heads, cowardly like quails.

Turning to look at Wang De, "What happened?"

Wang De smiled wryly, and then forced him in a low voice, "Mr. Jingyang doesn't know something. His Majesty's anger recently caused many veterans of Wude to suffer."

Hey, this is interesting. What do you mean that many old Wude ministers have suffered?

The four words "Old Minister of Wude" feel like there is something in the old Wang's words!

So Li Mu hurriedly gossiped, "Old Wang, please elaborate..."

Wang De knew that Li Mu and Li Shimin were his own, so he roughly explained it.

The matter should start from Li Yuan.

Since Li Yuan had a private swimming pool, he has held activities every day, making Li Shimin so greedy.

Then Li Shimin couldn't hold back and ran to visit his father every three days.

It was said to be a visit, but in fact everyone tacitly knew that Li Shimin was greedy for his swimming pool.

Maybe the number of visits was too frequent, which made his father very irritable.

Li Yuan said, why haven't I seen you, a little bastard, be so filial before?

If you can visit me once a month, you have found your conscience.

Now, come twice in three days, what do you mean?Did you see my swimming pool?

Let me tell you, if you dare to think about my swimming pool, I will fight you. I will hang myself in your kennel, believe it or not?

And every time Li Shimin came to visit him, Li Yuan had to make the big and small wives in the swimming pool put on clothes to avoid suspicion, which was so troublesome.

That's why Comrade Li Yuan said, why not be your emperor well, and stop coming here to probe your brains in the future.

Pay attention to the influence, everyone present is your little mother, don't keep looking around, just go home and see your daughter-in-law.

Then Li Shimin was blasted away.

After being blasted away, Li Shimin expressed his aggrievedness. What the hell, I have been deprived of the right to experience eye addiction.

Then the old ministers who had been with the former chairman of the foreign court suffered a disaster.