I'm about to become an immortal, do you want me to be a prince?

If you are lucky enough to be spotted by a big boss and make a py deal for you in private, then you will take off.

Li Mu doesn't care about the issue of whether the papers are good or not. It's only a matter of time before he becomes an official.

But the point is, he didn't know that writing poetry could make so much money!

So what are you waiting for, I am full of talent and almost bursting out.

So Li Mu took Yuchi Baolin and Cheng Chubi, and the three rushed towards Pingkangfang.

Where is Pingkangfang?

To put it nicely, it is called the Land of Merry Yawze, but to put it badly, it is called the Red Light District.

What is the scale of the largest red light district in Chang'an City?Specific reference to a Guan.

There is only one street between Wubenfang and Pingkangfang, and the three of them soon came to the legendary place of romantic Yabuze.

"Is this Pingkangfang?" As a migrant worker, Li Mu asked curiously.

"Yeah brother, isn't it very lively?"

Li Mu glanced at it, it was not only lively, it was as crowded as dogs.

Those who got together to select candidates gathered together, eloquently giving pointers.

What is the candidate?

They are some scholars who have entered Beijing to gain fame and prepare to become civil servants.

These people have one thing in common, that is, most pockets are cleaner than their faces.

But I just like to play tricks here.

As for why you like to play tricks here?

To put it bluntly, these are the people!Want money but have no money, want power but have no power, but want to prostitute for nothing, so what should I do?I can only rely on the few ounces of ink in my stomach!

So every day I have nothing to do, I write a few sour poems to pretend to be aggressive. I clearly want to be an official in my dreams, but I write about having no intention of official career and indifferent to fame and fortune.

What the hell are you not interested in official career, indifferent to fame and fortune, why are you staying in Chang'an?Hurry up and pack up your things and go back to your hometown!

But sometimes if you pretend to be good, you can indeed spend a few spring nights in vain.

Because it is true that some young ladies like this tune.

Once a young lady thinks that you are a good pretender, not only can you prostitute for nothing, but even give you some gold and silver treasures!

Maybe the whole person will give you away for nothing, as they say in the industry, a talented man deserves a beautiful woman.

Therefore, in the Tang Dynasty, writing poems to pretend to be forceful was a very noble and fashionable art career.

The three Li Mu each rode a white horse, and slowly entered from the north gate of Pingkangfang.

There are three alleys here in the north gate, which are all dedicated to this special service, commonly known as Beili.

"Brother, these little ladies are wearing very little clothes, aren't they cold?"

Cheng Chubi was visiting the red light district for the first time, his eyes were full of curiosity.

After all, this dude is only 12 years old.

Although Li Mu is also 12 years old, but!He is not 12 years old deep in his soul, so he behaved fairly calmly.

In contrast, Yuchi Baolin is an old driver.

He smiled lasciviously and said, "Sanlang is rare and strange, I will take you to that more exciting place some other day, and I will open your eyes."

"What kind of stimulation?" Cheng Chubi had a silly and innocent expression on his face.

"In a nutshell, everything is possible, and there are special skills..."

puff!

Li Mu spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

You are only 18 years old, okay?

Chapter 34 People are in Pingkangfang, and they have lost contact!

"Where did Xiao Lang come from? He looks so handsome!"

Just when Li Mu secretly complained about Yuchi Baolin's old driver, suddenly there was a soft laughter like a silver bell from the building facing the street.

I saw a young woman with a pretty face was looking at Li Mu and covering her mouth with a light smile.

Li Mu was a little bit behind the scenes.

On the other hand, Yuchi Baolin and Cheng Chubi who were next to them puffed up their chests at the same time when they heard this.

Feel good about yourself.

"Xiao Lang, my sister is the one who loves people the most. Come to my sister, and my sister will take good care of you!"

Li Mu naturally wouldn't take such teasing words to heart, but he was somewhat speechless.

Alas, it's all my fault that my appearance is so against the sky, and all the sins have to be borne by myself.

I saw that the girl purposely dropped a handkerchief after she finished speaking, and according to the falling trajectory, it should fall on Li Mu's head.

Li Mu secretly circulated his spiritual power, and a trace of invisible spiritual energy radiated.

The handkerchief was instantly sent flying to Yuchi Baolin's head.

"Big man is lucky!" Li Mu said with a smile.

Yuchi Baolin took off the handkerchief on her head, put it under her nose and smelled it.

Fragrant, really scented!

Yuchi Baolin raised her head and cast a wink at the girl, then carefully put the handkerchief into her arms.

The young lady upstairs froze for a moment, then covered her face and fled back into the building.

Of course, in the eyes of Yuchi Baolin, this young lady is shy.

I made up my mind that I must come to chat with this young lady about life and ideals some other day.

It's best to talk about it at night by candlelight.

Cheng Chubi who was beside him instantly cast envious and jealous eyes.

Li Mu smiled, lightly pinched the horse's belly, and continued on his way.

Walking on the road, there is a piece of pink everywhere, which is not too dreamy.

The gentle greetings of Yingyingyanyan's ladies and sisters almost hooked the souls of Yuchi Baolin and Cheng Chubi.

but!

Unless the girls are willing to let Yuchi Baolin and Cheng Chubi prostitute for nothing.

Otherwise, with their current pocket money, whore a hammer!

Not enough fast food.

The three of them arrived at their destination without any risk.

Huajin Tower.

This is a very large clubhouse.

It is said that there is an official background.

In short, it definitely belongs to the kind of thick and hard background.

The purpose of coming here is to sell poetry.

After all, only such a large-scale club will have potential customers.

Because the customers here are either rich or expensive, there are more pretending customers.

Spending a lot of money and so on is basic practice.

What old iron rockets do a wave, and the planes do a wave.

That's not one level.

Moreover, this place takes a high-end route, and the girls in the clubhouse are all packaged in a very high-end way.

No matter how colorful and tall they are, they can't change their true identities.

But at least it's a little more expensive!

The difference between ** and ** character is a word, and the value is very different.

As for how to pack?

Pretend to be a cultural person!

Make a few passable poems and publicize them, and you will become taller every minute.

Furthermore, a large-scale multiplayer event such as poetry will be held at intervals.

Liven up the atmosphere!

Marketing is not something that only modern people have, and ancient people were also very good at it.

As long as you perform well in the poetry meeting and make a good show, then congratulations, you can go whoring for nothing.

It's still an aboveboard prostitution, and the old driver who was present after the prostitution had to call 666 for you.

The layered sense of pretentiousness is highlighted in an instant.

This is much more advanced than spending money to pretend to be advanced.

Therefore, once there is any poetry event, the price of this poem will rise instantly.

After the three of Li Mu came to Huajin Building, they handed over the horse to Xiao Si, paid the entrance fee, and began to enter the building.

At this time, a multiplayer event, namely a poetry meeting, is being held in the building.

"Brother, it's just the right time to come. Today Huajinlou is holding a poetry meeting with the theme of spring. If you write a good poem, you can get a beautiful lady to stay overnight." Yuchi Baolin smiled lewdly.

"Tch, can you compose poetry?" Cheng Chubi expressed strong contempt.

"I won't, but my brother will!"

Li Mu boasted before Haikou, saying that his stomach is full of poems, and any one he spits out will be a masterpiece that will last forever.

Of course, Yuchi Baolin and Cheng Chubi didn't fully believe him, bragging!Which man doesn't brag?

But as long as you can make poetry.

"Dalang, my poems are meant to be used to make money. Wouldn't it be a waste to give them to you?"

Li Mu squinted at him, asking me to do this kind of loss-making business, there is no way.

"Hey, my brother's words are off the charts, my brother, why are you so fussy?"

"No money, no talk."

"How much is the brother going to sell?"

"No matter what you do, you have to sing one song out of ten!"

"Ah? Ten strings? That's too expensive, brother!"

"For brother's sake, I'll give you a [-]% off, [-]% off, how about it!"

"Wuguan, it's still expensive, brother."

"It's fine if you think it's too expensive, I'll find someone else."

"Don't, don't, why don't you show me the manuscript first, brother?"

"can."

Li Mu took out a thick stack of manuscripts from his bosom, then flipped through them, "Isn't it about spring?"

"Mmmmmmm..."

"I found it. This song "Lovesickness" is not bad, and it's quite suitable for the occasion."

Yuchi Baolin took the manuscript and unfolded it.

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