God of martial arts

　　Zhao Xuan flicked his hands lightly, and Liu Laosan, who was caught by his chopsticks, was thrown out of the tavern by him through the window like a rag.

　　Liu Laosan fell directly on the street from the second floor of the tavern, rolled several times in a row, and finally stabilized his figure in disgrace.

　　After he got up from the ground, he didn't dare to say a word, turned around and ran away, only hating God for giving him two missing legs.

　　On the other side, the diners at the same table as Liu Laosan all looked stiff and fled in fright.

　　Zhao Xuan didn't bother to argue with these ants, he still drank wine by himself, looking at the prosperity of Xing County from the window.

　　Xiaoyu beside him clapped his little hands and said jokingly, "The world is so fun, Brother Xuan, where are we going to play?"

　　Zhao Xuan smiled and patted Xiaoyu's head, but in his heart he thought of the Miss Ding family that some diners were talking about just now.

　　If he didn't guess wrong, the Miss Ding family mentioned by the diner should be Chen Xiang's fiancée, Ding Xiang.

　　But in this life, Lilac is destined to belong to me, Zhao Xuan!

　　……

　　In front of the Ding Mansion.

　　Ever since Mrs. Ding of the Ding Mansion spread the news that she wanted to find a martial arts instructor for her granddaughter, everyone in Xing County who can punch and kick has been eager to move.

　　No, there are crowds of people in front of the gate of the Ding Mansion all day long, and all kinds of ghosts and snakes come running to apply for the position of the head of the Ding Mansion.

　　The scorching sun was in the sky, and just when the applicants were getting impatient, the door of the Ding Mansion finally opened.

　　I saw a luxuriously dressed, graceful old lady walking out slowly with the support of the housekeeper.

　　The old lady looked at the people from all walks of life gathered in front of the mansion, nodded in satisfaction, then turned to the old housekeeper and said, "Uncle Fu, let's make an announcement."

　　The old butler bowed his head and nodded, hurriedly stepped forward, and said loudly to the people in the world in front of the door:

　　"Everyone, my Ding Mansion is now recruiting a martial arts teacher, everyone, please come to my place to register first."

　　After saying that, some maids and servants brought tables, chairs, paper and pens, and asked the applicants to line up and register one by one.

　　"This good man, what is his name, and what skills does he have?" The old housekeeper asked with a smile on the first person who came to register with a smile.

　　This person is bald and holds a fine steel Zen staff. He is eight feet tall and mighty.

　　He replied in a low voice: "Sajia's family is called Monk Hua, his Dharma name is Huineng, and his layman's name is Lu Da, and he uses the Eighteen-way Voodoo Wand method!"

　　"Okay, Master Lu Dalu, please come inside." The old butler invited Lu Da into Ding's residence, and continued, "The next one."

　　"This hero, what is his name, what skills does he have..."

　　Time passed by quickly, and the long queue outside Ding's mansion was gradually decreasing.

　　Dante's mansion didn't accept everyone, if they had no skills, the old butler would politely give them a few pennies.

　　After such a short half an hour passed, the last applicant was long overdue.

　　This person is wearing a wide Taoist robe, with loose hair, holding a mahogany sword, and muttering in his mouth, he has the air of a magic stick.

　　Seeing the person coming, the old butler Uncle Fu's eyes lit up, and he exchanged a glance with that person, tacit understanding.

　　"This hero, what is his name, what skills does he have?"

　　The man in the Taoist robe sat down at the table with a grin, and said with a laugh: "I am the immeasurable celestial being, Zhang Tianshi No. 20, the nine-generation descendant, the Qi practitioner of Zhongnan Mountain, and the real person of the revolving door, Zhang Xuanmen~!"

　　The old butler nodded slowly, and led him into the mansion with a smile.

　　In fact, this real dragon and tiger is a quack warlock invited by Mrs. Ding, who knows how to fool the common people.

　　The reason for doing this is all because the eldest daughter of the Ding family has been arguing all day long to leave home to visit an expert, cultivate immortality and practice kung fu.

　　God is pitiful, Miss Ding is the only descendant of the Ding family, how could Mrs. Ding be willing to let her go out and suffer, that's why she colluded with this 'revolving door real person' to keep her precious daughter in the mansion.

　　After the old butler finished registering, he ordered the servants in Ding's mansion to accept the case.

　　However, just after the old butler brought people back to the mansion, two more people suddenly came to the street outside Ding's mansion.

　　Of these two people, one is an elegant and handsome young man in a black robe.The other is a delicate and charming girl who is as beautiful as a fairy.

　　At this moment, the girl is holding a bunch of candied haws in her hand, and is eating happily.

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　　"Brother Xuan, the food in the world is really delicious."

　　Fox Xiaoyu tasted the sweet candied haws, and couldn't help jumping up and down.

　　The snow-white fox tail behind him was also playfully exposed.

　　Zhao Xuan touched Xiaoyu's head, pointed casually, and covered her tail with a book.

　　After finishing all this, he took the girl's delicate little hand again, and said with a smile, "Go, brother will take you to see something interesting."

　　After saying that, Zhao Xuan recited a mantra silently, the Xuanyuan sword was unsheathed behind his back, and he rose against the wind, reaching the height of Zhang Xu in a few breaths.

　　"Haha, it's fun, Brother Xuan, can you teach me this trick?"

　　"Okay, I'll teach you later."

　　Zhao Xuan picked up the petite Xiaoyu, and lightly stepped on the sword.Immediately, Xuanyuan Sword rose from the void and flew up to the clouds.

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　　Standing on top of the clouds, the two of them could clearly see that the Ding Mansion below was extremely lively.

　　In the big courtyard of the Ding Mansion, the eldest lady Ding Xiang was wearing a dark green dress, scanning the candidates who showed their talents.

　　At the age of thirteen or fourteen, Ding Xiang had a pair of dark and lively eyes, and a delicate Qiong nose was born on that beautiful dimple. Coupled with her fragrant cheeks and pink face, she looked like a budding girl. Peerless beauty.

　　On the open space in the courtyard, Lu Da was wielding a fine steel Zen stick, and he was waving it vigorously.

　　Every time he went to a wonderful place, the servants of Ding's mansion who attracted the surrounding crowd would cheer loudly with the applicants.

　　After practicing a set of crouching wand techniques, Lu Da smashed his Zen stick on the ground heavily, causing the ground paved with bluestone slabs to be torn apart and scattered rocks.

　　Just from this point alone, it can be seen that the weight of the Zen stick in his hand is not something ordinary people can dance, and it does have real abilities.

　　Unexpectedly, Miss Ding waved her hands impatiently, and said, "That's good, that's good. What I want to learn is fairy art, and I don't want to learn mortal martial arts."

　　Old Madam Ding sighed helplessly, and motioned to the old housekeeper with her eyes.

　　The old housekeeper understood, and hurriedly ordered the servant girl to fetch some broken silver, and handed it to Lu Da: "Master Lu, I still hope for Haihan, a little silver is not a respect..."

　　Lu Da looked slightly angry, and flicked his sleeves to block the money handed over by the old housekeeper.

　　"Straight mother's thing, although the Sajia dare not be called a hero, but they can't be humiliated by your Ding family like this!"

　　After saying that, he put away his Zen staff, snorted coldly, turned his head and left. .

Chapter 5 Zhang Tianshi's descendants, ghost tricks【4/4】

　　Above the clouds, Zhao Xuan looked at Lu Da's leaving back, but a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

　　This flower monk is interesting~

　　Ding Fu's recruitment of coaches is still going on.

　　It's just that the following people are obviously not as good as Lu Da, and their martial arts are mediocre, which can only be said to be rough.

　　Ding Xiang shook her head as she watched, and her heart became more and more determined to leave home to seek immortality and Taoism.

　　Not long after, it was the last applicant's turn to step forward.

　　Seeing that his lady was not in high spirits, the old butler, Uncle Fu, hurriedly stepped forward and whispered, "Miss, this real person is different. He is the second descendant of Zhang Tianshi's second "July [-]" nineteenth generation."

　　"Oh? Uncle Fu, you didn't lie to me, did you?"

　　"Oh, miss, how could I lie to you? If you don't believe me, you'll know when you watch the live-action fairy art."

　　Ding Xiang looked at the old housekeeper suspiciously, and after a long while, he turned his eyes suspiciously to the real person at the revolving door in the open space of the yard.

　　The revolving door real person lightly tapped the hem of the ballistic robe, calmly said:

　　"This seat has the Immortal Art of Vajra Immortal Body, Wind, Rain, Thunder and Lightning Sword Art, which one Miss Ding would like to learn?"

　　When Ding Xiang heard this, she immediately became interested, and hurriedly said, "I want to see it all, so hurry up and perform."

　　Master Xuanmen calmly said to the old steward of Ding's mansion: "Housekeeper, go and bring a pot of hot oil."

　　The old housekeeper hurriedly gave an order, and after a while, servants from the own mansion brought up the hot oil that had been prepared.

　　In the open space of the yard, the pot of hot oil was placed on a firewood pile, and the maids and servants of Ding's mansion kept adding firewood to it.

　　After a while, I saw the heat wave in the oil pan sizzling and sizzling.

　　Everyone was puzzled, not knowing what the true dragon and tiger meant.

　　On Yuntou, Xiaoyu was held in Zhao Xuan's arms, frowning with a puzzled face.

　　"Brother Xuan, what do you think this uncle wants to do?"

　　"Probably want to play the trick of fetching things from the frying pan."

　　Zhao Xuan smiled lightly, and immediately guessed the intention of this revolving door real person.

　　Boiling oil and vinegar, the temperature will drop, only about [-] degrees.This is almost common sense in modern times.

　　But in ancient times, the ignorant and backward people didn't know this principle at all, and were often fooled by these charlatans.

　　Sure enough, just as Zhao Xuan finished speaking, the revolving door real person in Ding's mansion suddenly took out a copper coin from his pocket and threw it into the boiling oil pan.

　　Immediately afterwards, he took a deep breath, babbling and dancing around the frying pan.

　　This method not only made everyone present tense up, but also made the little confused in Zhao Xuan's arms hold his breath.

　　"Yeah~"

　　The revolving door real person yelled, and rolled up his sleeves, revealing a section of his arm.

　　Then, go straight to the oil pan.

　　"Boom~"

　　Zhang Erlong's actions immediately stunned everyone present, and they all exclaimed.

　　"God, did I misread, Zhang Zhenren... he really stuck into the hot oil pan!"

　　"Xianshu, this is Xianshu!"

　　"Fairy master, please be respected by the villain!"

　　There were even quite a few onlookers who kowtowed to Zhang Erlong and called gods straight out of their mouths...

　　Even the little confused in Zhao Xuan's arms widened his eyes, and couldn't help shouting: "Wow, brother Xuan, this uncle is so powerful. If Xiaoyu doesn't use immortal skills, he can't reach into the frying pan!"

　　Zhao Xuan smiled and knocked on the head of little confused, and then whispered something in her ear.

　　The scorching breath of Zhao Xuan's breath hit Xiao Mihu's earlobe, making her earlobe involuntarily glow with a pink blush.

　　But the curiosity in her heart made her hold back her shame and listened to Zhao Xuan's words.

　　After hearing Zhao Xuan's explanation, Xiaoyu turned her lips away and said, "What, so that's the case, Xiaoyu thought this uncle was really a fairy, so it turned out to be a lie."

　　Zhao Xuan heard the words, smiled and did not reply.

　　But at this time, all the people in Ding's house, except for the old lady and the housekeeper, who knew the inside story, all admired the real person of the revolving door.

　　Ding Xiang also shouted 4.4i addiction when she saw it, clapped her hands, and shouted cheerfully: "Okay, okay, you can also perform that wind, fire, thunder and lightning swordsmanship."

　　The revolving door real person pretended to pinch a few spells, and then walked around the open space in the courtyard.

　　After a few laps, he drank lightly and said sharply: "Thunder, thunder, thunder!"

　　At some point, a bowl appeared behind the crowd.

　　And just after the revolving door real person shouted the word 'thunder', the bowl exploded with a 'pop'.

　　A porcelain bowl was blown to pieces, making the audience even more delighted and surrendered. .

Chapter 6 Taoist leader, please quickly accept your supernatural power【1/4】

　　"Okay, okay, let's do it again." Ding Xiang couldn't help shouting while clapping her hands with a smile.

　　The revolving door real person heard the words, and turned around in circles again.

　　After a few laps, he pointed the mahogany sword in his hand forward and shouted sharply: "Wind, fire, thunder, thunder!"

　　Everyone hurriedly looked in the direction of his sword point, and immediately saw a brick suddenly appearing in the open space of the yard.