The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

"say something."

"I'm not too lazy to say it, I thought you could understand what I meant."

Xu Damao took out Laodao brand cigarettes from his pocket, took out a cigarette, and was about to stuff the cigarette into Erpidan's mouth, but Erpidan refused.

"You light me up."

Xu Damao lit his cigarette again.

"You smoke."

Xu Damao's egg hurts.

The thoughts and thinking of lazy people are really different from people.

You Erpidan smokes, but I ask Xu Damao to smoke. This is your Erpidan smoking.

"Xu Damao, I think smoking is exhausting, please help me smoke, your smoking is equivalent to my smoking."

Xu Damao was speechless.

Facing Erpidan.

No trick.

This is the first time I have seen someone smoking with the help of others.

"The director of the street is looking for me."

"What are you looking for?"

"Say I held her back, said I shamed the whole Hutong, said I shamed our Hutong, and when I mentioned our Hutong, I thought of my second child."

"You are really lazy."

"The director of the street said the same thing about me, you know how I answered her."

Xu Damao shook his head.

"I told the director of the street that everyone should be like me. I'm too lazy to move every day. Those who fight don't fight, those who quarrel don't fight, and those who steal don't steal. Isn't this the advantage of being lazy? Well."

Xu Damao put his thumb in front of Erpidan's face.

He is convinced of 120 Erpidans.

This reason.

Most people can't figure it out.

"The director of the street gave me an order, saying that I have to solve this personal problem no matter what, otherwise it will affect her political achievements, saying that in our area, I am the only bachelor."

"You are so lazy, who will marry you?"

"I'm doing this to save energy."

"Hey."

"Don't sigh, I think the director of the street is right."

"What do you mean?"

"I want to give her a one-step solution."

"So you squatted outside He Yushui's door in the middle of the night? Today is the first and last time. If I, Xu Damao, see you squatting outside He Yushui's door in the middle of the night, don't say I won't give you face , I’m really slapping you so hard.” Xu Damao warned Erpidan again.

"He Yushui belongs to you, Xu Damao, and I don't care about it."

"I'll say it again, He Yushui is my sister, Xu Damao." Xu Damao took the trouble to correct the wrong statement in Erpidan's words.

For He Yushui's reputation.

Xu Damao must be serious.

"Sister, what sister? What's your sister? Your surname is Xu, and He Yushui's surname is He. Can it be your sister? Listen to me, you can accept He Yushui. Yushui is also a poor person. According to me, she should follow me." I learn."

"How lazy to learn from you?"

"You mortals are really boring." Erpi Dan preached to Xu Damao in a disgusted tone, and his eyes were also the kind of contemptuous and disdainful eyes.

It's as if Erpidan's height is not the height that Xu Damao and the others want to climb.

"I said one step is in place. I married Jia Zhang. If I marry into Jia Zhang's family, I will have a daughter-in-law, a grandson, and a granddaughter. At that time, the director of the street will still say that I am a second child. It’s a hindrance, I have all my wife and children.”

Xu Damao was completely speechless, he felt that his brain was not enough.

Can people still think about things like this?

Come directly to the most fundamental.

The problem is that Jia Zhang is old enough to become Erpidan's mother.

What are you drawing?

"You mortals, it's unhealthy and immoral to be full of dirty thoughts. I don't have any thoughts about Jia Zhang, and I don't bother to move. If I marry Jia Zhang, will Qin Huairu become me? Daughter-in-law, does she have to call me daddy? Bang Giao has become my grandson, so he has to call me grandpa, Huaihua and Xiaodang also have to call me grandpa, when the time comes, Jia Once the word is changed, my family will have a queen.”

Xu Damao nodded.

The truth is that.

Logic is such a logic.

But still feel a little awkward.

What a mess...

"Since you want to have a queen, why don't you just find a big girl to marry and let her help you have a baby?"

"It's too lazy to move, and it takes a lot of effort. The main thing is to feed them. I just do it in one step, and I'm anxious that they will pay for my retirement."

"Er Pidan, I, Xu Damao, am backward in thinking, and I am not as active as you, Er Pidan. I am leaving, so you can continue to think about it." Xu Damao was about to leave, but when he saw Er Pidan who was still sitting at the door of He Yushui, he immediately put this The idea of ​​leaving was dismissed.

This guy has to leave too.

"Since you have this idea, why don't you say it."

"I'm too lazy to say."

This lazy word is used well.