The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

How can rainwater, oil and salt not enter!

"Rain, I, I, I am in a hurry to go to the bathroom." Xu Damao grabbed the toilet paper and ran out.

It's my life!

Any rain starts...

"Er Pidan, what are you doing?" Xu Damao, who was urinating to escape, could not help raising his voice when he saw the famous lazy man Er Pi Dan squatting outside He Yushui's door when he rushed out of the house.

Although Xu Damao had no feelings for He Yushui and was not interested at all, he couldn't just watch Yushui fall into the fire pit and ignore it.

Silly Zhu is gone.

Xu Damao is here.

As long as he, Xu Damao, is around, Erpidan better get rid of his thoughts, otherwise Xu Damao will beat Erpidan's shit out.

"Nothing!"

"Why are you squatting at someone's door?"

Chapter 68

Siheyuan has two extremes.

The first to bear the brunt is Shazhu.

The widow-loving gene engraved in Shazhu's bones is at work, letting Shazhu lick Qin Huairu has no complaints or regrets, rain or shine, and even his own sister is ignored.

The other one is Erpi Dan who is squatting halfway in front of He Yushui's door in front of Xu Damao.

Shazhu, like his father He Daqing, likes pretty widows.

Erpidan is lazy.

Belong to the kind of severe lazy cancer patients.

Laziness out of the sky, laziness out of height, laziness out of tricks, laziness out of blue and better than blue, on the road of laziness gone forever.

In order not to wash the dishes.

Erpidan refilled the bowl over and over again after eating.

It is a glorious tradition of thrift in the euphemistic name.

And wash your face.

Erpidan is washed every three days and once every seven days.

Xiao Xi touched his cheeks with dry hands, spit saliva on the palm of his hand anxiously, and used the saliva to remove the dirt on his face.

Daxi is to drink a big mouthful of cold water, face up to the sky and spray the cold water out of the mouth vigorously, and when the sprayed cold water falls on the cheeks, both hands will splash casually. This is the so-called Daxi.

Because of being lazy.

So lazy.

It can be regarded as a famous person in the whole courtyard, even this alley, and even the whole rolling mill.

People mention silly pillars.

That's silly and licking.

Lift the two preserved eggs.

Just one word.

lazy.

People who are too lazy to even find a wife.

It is said that someone told Erpidan about a daughter-in-law. Erpidan was too lazy to go on a blind date, saying that he was hungry and couldn't eat enough. If he married a daughter-in-law and gave birth to a baby, wouldn't Erpidan become more and more hungry.

This reason Xu Damao convinced.

But it was such a lazy guy who squatted at the door of He Yushui's house, and Shazhu was sent to prison by Xu Damao, so Xu Damao was a little worried.

I'm worried that Erpidan has become enlightened.

I miss my mother-in-law.

If you don't think about your wife.

Can you squat at the door of He Yushui House?

He Yushui is still a big girl with yellow flowers, and Er Pidan is squatting at her door. How can she marry when the news spreads?

Xu Damao wondered why it rained.

At this moment.

Xu Damao really treats He Yushui as his own sister.

Therefore, there is no room for Erpidan to be presumptuous.

His face sank.

He patted Erpidan's shoulder with his hand.

"Er Pidan, put away those little thoughts for me, or I will be rude to you." Xu Damao was warning Er Pidan, Sha Zhu was gone, and I, Xu Damao, was still here.

Stop talking.

Xu Damao also purposely clenched his right hand into a fist and swung it a few times in front of Er Pidan.

This is the threat of red fruit.

It is for Erpidan to think clearly about the consequences.

Provoke He Yushui.

There is a price to pay.

"Xu Damao, do you want to hit me? Let me tell you, even if you don't hit me, I don't bother to challenge you. If I have that spare time, I might as well stretch my waist or something. It takes effort to talk to you. I have to save it." Give me some strength." Erpi Dan inserted both hands into the sleeves.

"I have the same knowledge as you. If you lose my Xu Damao's person and lose my Xu Damao's share, I just want you to think clearly. The silly Zhu is gone, and I, Xu Damao, are still here. Don't make any calculations about He Yushui. My little girl has a bright future. , if you do good deeds, don't ruin the future of others, or you will suffer retribution."

"Xu Damao, which of us will suffer retribution? Why do I think you, Xu Damao, will suffer retribution?"