The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

"The idiot told me that as long as he is the first person to touch me, no matter whether he is a person or a thing, I will fight with him vigorously. I was hit by a stool on my knee."

"And then what?"

"Then I followed the methods taught to me by the fool. I got angry with the stool and threatened that I would kill it. The stool didn't speak. I slapped the stool twice, but the stool didn't hurt, but my hands hurt badly."

"Then and then? Who made you look like this again?"

The four of Xu Damao pointed their fingers at the wooden pillar with a tacit understanding.

The idiots and the others were all dumbfounded.

Okay.

It's really all the paste in the head.

I just made an analogy, and the blind man took it all seriously.

In the front, he slapped the wooden stool with his hand, and in the back he must have slapped the wooden pillar with his hand.

Flesh and blood insist on competing with this wooden stool and wooden pillar, aren't you looking for bad luck for yourself?

"You slapped the wooden pillars with your hands again?"

"It's not the hand fan. I kicked it with my feet. The second fool told me to compete with him by grabbing the tallest thing in the house. As long as he vents his fierceness, it will be done. I looked, This pillar is the tallest in the whole house, I kicked him, if they didn't stop me, I would have hit the pillar with my head."

The two idiots and the group all began to look at the blind man in front of them.

This Nima.

Stupid idiot.

"Forget it, let's forget about it." The leader flipped the page angrily, looked at Xu Damao and the others, pointed at the traitor and said, "You are the boss of this video studio, right?" ?”

The traitor is sitting on pins and needles, you say that I am a fake boss in front of the real boss, you are giving me eye drops.

"This is our boss, boss Xu Damao Xu."

"You're the boss? It doesn't look like it."

Xu Damao is also speechless, no matter how everyone says he is not the boss, why am I not like the boss.

"I'm sorry, I'm the owner of this video studio."

"Boss Xu, right? First of all, brother, congratulations on getting rich."

It's a compliment right from the start.

"It's just barely enough to make a living, so I can't make a fortune."

"Boss Xu, let's be smart and don't talk dark words. The brothers are watching how your video studio is doing. On the one hand, the brothers are congratulating Boss Xu on his fortune, and on the other hand, they are here to solve Boss Xu's troubles. .”

Xu Damao looked at the speaker with a calm expression.

He knew the main course was coming.

"Brothers still have a bit of face in this film. It is inevitable that someone will cause trouble when opening a video hall. The brothers are here to solve the trouble."

"Then I thank you, you are really a good person, I will send some pennants to my brothers in a few days, it can be regarded as my thanks to my brothers."

Visible to the naked eye.

The expressions on the faces of Er Lengzi and the others instantly changed from surprise to ugly.

Want the pennant to be useful?

We are asking for money.

money.

"Boss Xu, are you joking?"

"I'm not joking, you help me solve the trouble, although I don't know where the trouble is now, but you are here, you are here with good intentions, I generally express my heart, give you money, that is an insult to you , there is a saying, don’t bend your waist for five buckets of rice.”

Xu Damao was really good at talking, and he brought the topic to Liangshan.

"You have all seen the Water Margin. The Liangshan heroes in it are not great heroes who help the poor with righteousness. They hoe the strong and help the weak. You are the contemporary Water Margin heroes."

"Brother, he said that we are Liangshan heroes."

"Go away." The leader reprimanded his younger brother, then turned his head and threatened Xu Damao, "Boss Xu, my brother almost got in your way. Since you pretended to be confused, I can only say it clearly. Give the brothers 1000 yuan, and it’s okay for the brothers to keep your video room. If you refuse, then your video room will suddenly be poured with feces or snakes, or your boss Xu will be knocked on when you go home at night. Sap, these things have nothing to do with the brothers."

"You dare to threaten our boss."

"It's not a threat, it's a reminder, a kind reminder." The leader finally announced his name, "Brother was favored by others and given the nickname of Little Overlord, so I would like to ask Boss Xu to think carefully before answering, If we hurt our peace, it will be bad."

"Little Overlord, right?" Xu Damao had a troubled expression on his face, "You guys came a little late."

"What do you mean?"

"It means that someone came a day earlier than you, and I promised to give them money. My video studio can't make much money in a month. I can't give you half of the money. Give them half."

"Overlord, it must be Sangoudan and his group. As I said earlier, Sangoudan has always wanted to occupy our street."

The little bully threw the cigarette butt in his hand on the ground, stomped hard, looked at Xu Damao and said: "Boss Xu, I understand the rules of the road, isn't it just a three-dog bastard, I will settle him in minutes, but According to the rules of the road, if we settle the three dogs, you have to agree to my previous proposal."

Siheyuan.

Siheyuan residents with nothing to do started another day of gossip.

The owner of the east is the elder, and the owner of the west is the shortest. Maybe someone has lost his mind and ran to the south to do business.

this era.

For people who go into business, they look down on those who work in formal units, and think that doing business in the sea is not a serious thing, and only those who are not serious will do business in the sea.

So for Xu Damao, who also went into business and opened a video room in the compound, he no longer had the respect he had before. He spoke Xu Damao one by one, and his tone was gloating, wishing that Xu Damao had an accident, or that Xu Damao's accident would be comparable to New Year's Eve happy event.

"Second uncle, Xu Damao really opened a video studio?"

"Can this be fake? I think it's true. Xu Damao has indeed opened a video studio."

"Second uncle, you are in charge, we can't watch Xu Damao go astray, we have to help Xu Damao."

"I don't understand Xu Damao. I heard that the higher-ups were planning to remove the word agent in front of Xu Damao's acting factory manager. As a result, Xu Damao resigned and quit. Do you think he has lost his mind?"

Liu Haizhong glanced at Yan Fugui, who was silent, and put on an inscrutable expression, which made the residents' hearts itch.

"Second uncle, you are the uncle in charge of our compound, you must know the situation, please tell us."