The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

When no one was around, Xu Damao also secretly took out his hidden treasure to look at, and he found that his own treasure was the same as the other's.

It's nothing more than the difference in the size and length of the baby.

Some are big.

Some are small.

Some circles.

Some are fine.

Hey.

"Wow"

A clear and clear sound of children crying came from Qin Huairu's house.

Silly Zhu, who had been restless all this time, immediately showed an excited expression, and a happy voice sounded.

"My silly Zhu has a son, my silly Zhu has a son."

"Papapa...papa...." A thousand firecrackers specially prepared by Shazhu were lit, and the crackling sound of firecrackers attracted a shocked roar.

"ghost."

"There are ghosts."

"Damn it."

Xu Damao was familiar with this voice, and the neighbors around him were also familiar with it. It was the voice of the midwife.

People's curiosity was instantly aroused a hundred times.

Without anyone's instructions, they gathered around the door of Qin Huairu's house with a clatter, staring at Qin Huairu's house with round eyes.

The midwife who delivered Qin Huairu this time is a well-known expert midwife with more than ten years of experience in midwifery, which can be regarded as rich experience.

He is the kind of person who has seen all kinds of storms.

What caused such a well-informed expert to make a sound of exclamation, and a series of terrified voices shouted that he had something to do with ghosts or beat ghosts.

What exactly did Qin Huairu give birth to?

Scared the midwife into calling hell.

People stretch their necks.

Baba stared at the closed door.

"ghost."

"Ouch."

The sound of the body colliding with the ground sounded like a person falling to the ground, followed by the painful cry of the midwife.

The tightly closed room was pulled open, and the first thing that caught people's eyes was a pale expression, like a midwife who really jumped when she saw a ghost.

As if there was a scourge chasing after the house, the midwife strode out of the door, her right foot accidentally drooped on the threshold.

under the force of inertia.

The panic-stricken midwife fell to the ground like a dog chewing shit.

Silly Zhu, who had a smiling expression before, now still had the elated expression just now, and stretched out his hand with an ugly face to help the midwife who fell on the ground.

"Aunt Six, what's going on inside?"

"Stupid, ghost, ghost."

"Sixth aunt, don't talk nonsense, my wife is still there."

"Silly Zhu, the six aunts are so full that they tell you such disgusting things? What the hell."

"Sixth Aunt, at this moment, it's inappropriate for you to say ghosts. Be careful what those people hear." Xu Damao kindly reminded the midwife.

There are many things that make me miserable because of one sentence, one complaint, or one word.

"Deputy Director Xu." The midwife swallowed dryly, looked at Qin Huairu's house behind her in horror, and explained the whole story word by word.

It's really like what Shazhu said.

Qin Huairu gave birth to a fat boy for Sha Zhu.

The cry just now.

It is also the cry of a child.

The only thing that is different.

That is to say, the reason why the midwife called out to see a ghost or fight a ghost was because the fat boy Qin Huairu had just given birth to was not very well-developed.

There are flaws in him.

What is the defect?

Hips.

The child's mouth, eyes, ears, etc. are intact, but there is no small orifice for excretion.

People call it no fart in the local dialect....

This is a big fat kid with no farts...

There is a folk saying.

Say you have done a lot of immoral things in this life, and the child you give birth to in the future will not have a small mouth for excretion, which means that this person has really suffered retribution.

Xu Damao didn't know how the people around him felt. Anyway, after Xu Damao himself heard the midwife's words, the pores of his body instantly felt a sense of relaxed pleasure.

This is Qin Huairu's retribution.

Should.

God opened his eyes.

A burst of crackling firecrackers flew into the ears of everyone in the courtyard.

This is Chi Guoguo's mockery.