The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Yi Zhonghai is also quick-witted.

Between eating peanuts and going to jail, he decisively chose the latter.

Yi Zhonghai is very clear about which is more important.

If you eat peanuts, you will die, but if you go to jail, you can still live.

"Comrade, I confess, I confess, we are making this immoral and shameful transaction, and this is the money I am going to pay her." Yi Zhonghai pointed to the 50 yuan bill not far away.

The ugly woman opposite.

Hearing what Yi Zhonghai said, he quickly borrowed the donkey along the steps Yi Zhonghai gave.

One XX must die.

A shameful deal won't die, it's only been a few years, plus she and Yi Zhonghai have no actual contact and are just naked, which invisibly provides a certain amount of convenience for the two of them.

"Comrade Public Security, I am guilty. I want to get something for nothing. Fortunately, Comrade Public Security came in time and saved us from going to the cliff in time."

"You said the two of you made this shameful and immoral deal? Who can prove it?"

Yi Zhonghai suddenly thought of Xu Damao.

Man sitting at home.

Misfortune comes from heaven.

Xu Damao, who returned to the courtyard from the hospital, hadn't warmed up his buttocks on the stool when two police officers came to the door and asked him why he came, saying that he was looking for Xu Damao.

When the police came to the door, it meant that Xu Damao had committed a crime.

Many neighbors who subconsciously thought of the worst of the matter squeezed out, including Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui, the stewards of the compound.

For official fan Liu Haizhong, this was an opportunity to show off his status as the steward of the compound. At that time, he squeezed a smile on his face, "Two public security comrades, my name is Liu Haizhong, the steward of this compound, Xu Damao is A resident of our courtyard house, two comrades from the police came to him, did this Xu Damao commit something?"

It was still Yushui who felt sorry for her brother Da Mao. Hearing that Liu Haizhong had put a pot of shit on Xu Damao's head like this, he was so angry that he choked on Liu Haizhong, "Second uncle, what are you talking about? matter?"

"Stop arguing. Xu Damao did or did not commit a crime. It's not us who have the final say, but comrades from the Public Security Bureau. Ask the comrades from the Public Security Bureau and you'll find out." Yan Fugui listens to what he says, which is easy to accept.

"I blame us for not explaining the situation, causing everyone to speculate wildly." The older policeman told what happened, "We came to find Xu Damao not because Xu Damao committed a crime, but because we arrested a person not long ago, and he also A resident of your courtyard house, ask Xu Damao to bring him toiletries."

Another shocking melon.

Someone asked Xu Damao to deliver the toiletries.

Who is this guy?

You look at me, I look at you.

I don't know who, actually mentioned Erpidan, "Could it be Erpidan?"

"Er Pidan is too lazy to give money to someone in front of him that he is too lazy to pick up. It can't be Er Pidan."

"It's not Erpidan, Erpidan is squatting next to me."

"Er Pidan, why don't you say anything?"

"I'm too lazy to say anything, if it wasn't for people dying if they don't get angry, I wouldn't even be bothered to breathe." Erpidan said lazily.

"Er Pidan, you don't support my work." The director of the street who got the news that the police came to the courtyard and knew what happened, when he stepped into the courtyard, he just heard Er Pidan's extremely lazy words and couldn't help thinking Criticized a sentence.

"Director, I still don't support your work. Everyone on the street must be as lazy as me, and make sure nothing happens."

"You're just lazy, the whole street, as long as you hold me back from my work, what did you think about the thing I told you last time?"

"Director, don't worry, I will either not do it, or I will do it for you in one step." Erpidan smiled at Jia Zhang not far away.

Extraordinary people have extraordinary ideas.

That is, the neurotic thoughts of neurotic patients.

After marrying Jia Zhang, I have a daughter-in-law, a grandson, and a granddaughter.

The female junior holds golden bricks.

My second egg holds ten gold bricks at once.

"Er Pidan, you still have one month." Reminding Er Pidan's street director, he turned his attention to the two police officers, "Two comrades, my street director, you are looking for Xu Damao, what happened? ? See if our streets can help."

"A man named Yi Zhonghai in your compound was arrested by us. When he was arrested, this Yi Zhonghai was not wearing any clothes, and neither was the other woman. According to Yi Zhonghai and that woman's respective confessions, they both insisted that It's a shameful transaction, and the price is 50 yuan." The young policeman was young and energetic, and he didn't consider the issue so comprehensively, so he opened his mouth to tell the reason for Yi Zhonghai's arrest.

The man has no clothes on.

The woman is naked.

Not to mention the stalk of 50 yuan.

Even with his toes, he could figure out what the two of them were doing and why Yi Zhonghai was arrested.

This is Yi Zhonghai making this immoral and shameful transaction with others.

So generous.

Really rich.

A shot is 50 yuan.

I remember that Mr. Thief said before that Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu engaged in broken shoes, and they donated 20 yuan a month.

People looked at Qin Huairu.

If people were still skeptical about Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu maintaining an immoral relationship between men and women before, then the arrest of Yi Zhonghai released by Comrade Public Security dispelled these doubts in the hearts of the neighbors.

Regarding the things that Mr. Thief said in the letter, he immediately took an attitude of believing.

This is Yi Zhonghai's rhythm of completely letting go of himself!

People are speechless.

Looking at the good-natured Yi Zhonghai, did he recite his words in the past few days, why did he burst out all kinds of embarrassing big stories one after another?

First, he had a broken shoe with Qin Huairu.

When Qin Huairu had a baby, he was blaming Sha Zhu and asked him to help him raise the child.

Silly Zhu was gone, and he thought of the idea of ​​letting Xu Damao take the blame.

Now he is still arrested for engaging in shameful activities.