The beginning of the king guards the Great Wall

"Jiang Ming, you are so kind, you are the best human being I have ever seen."

Agudo rubbed affectionately, like a cat pestering its owner.

There is a small village on the mountain, which was originally just a cave, in which lived Agudo and Qiuqiu, one person and one bear.

Later, Agudo took in many old people, and the cave was not enough, so she built such a small village, and reclaimed farmland, and farmed the land by herself to support her grandparents.

But now, the cozy little village has become a dirty place where bandits live in luxury and lust.

On the cottage, Wu Zhu, the leader of the robbers, pressed the young lady he had snatched under him with a lewd smile on his face, and said proudly: "Honey, mine is big, bear with it."

Three minutes later, he walked out of the wooden house fully dressed, leaving the little lady on the bed in a daze.

That's it?Wu pain acupuncture?

In the hall, the robbers were holding a banquet, and each of them drank a little bit.

"It's better to be a robber. You don't have to farm the land and women have meat to eat. What do those farmers get for their hard work?"

"That's right, only idiots are farmers, and robbers are so cool!"

"Speaking of it, I have to thank the masters, let's toast the second master and the third master!"

The robbers cheered and toasted, as if welcoming the emperor.

The touted second-in-command was a little smug, and said in a loud voice: "Brothers, follow me, make sure that the hot and spicy ones are popular, and the best-looking girls will be fucked with the least effort!"

"Second Master is mighty, thank you Second Master!" The younger brothers erupted instantly.

At this time, Wu Zhi, the head of the family, walked in and said with a smile: "Brothers are very interested."

"Hello Master!"

"Thanks to the bravery and martial arts of the master, we can live like gods!"

"That's right, the head is the savior of this troubled world. If you ask me, you are much more powerful than Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Only you are worthy of the title of General of the Five Tigers."

"It's small, the structure is small, what are the five tiger generals, only the highest general of the generals - General Tiance is worthy of the strength of the master!"

When the younger brothers saw the boss coming out, they all said hello. They knew that Wu Zhuan had been in the army, and he became a bandit because he was not taken seriously, so he used his position as a general to praise Wu Zhi.

Wu Zhi was very comfortable being blown by this wave of rainbow farts, and laughed: "Well said, Liu Bei is blind to designate a brat as Tiance Admiral. The shoes don't match!"

The Erdang family was very happy to see Wu Zhu, walked to his side and said, "Brother, we are almost running out of women, wine and meat in the village, I will take my younger brother to grab some more tomorrow."

Wu Zhi nodded: "Okay, tomorrow you go to search the villages in the north of the mountain, don't keep a single needle or thread, untouchables don't deserve to have food and women, it's their honor to be able to dedicate to this uncle."

The Erdangjia had a cold smile on his face, and said, "Brother's words are absolutely correct."

At this time, a little brother ran in in a panic and said loudly: "The masters are not good, the little girl with the slingshot is here again, and this time she brought two helpers!"

"There are only three people, why are you panicking?" Wu Zhi gave him a hard look, and said, "The second and third child will follow me, this time let her come and go, and completely solve the future troubles."

Chapter 121: Zuan Ventricular Skills

Wu Zhi walked out of the village with the two bosses and a group of bandit brothers, looking aggressive like a wolf who hasn't eaten meat for a few days.

Outside the village, apart from the familiar little girl Agudo, there were also two strange men, and many robbers who had been raped.

A man in his thirties, with the face of a wise man, looks elegant and calm.

The other one was only in his early twenties, with delicate features, a rare handsome man.

The auras of both of them are well restrained, and at first glance they are no different from ordinary people, but Wu Zhi is not stupid enough to think that they are ordinary people.

The helper Agudo found should also be a platinum-level warrior.

Even so, Wu Zhi did not take the two of them seriously. With his platinum peak strength, one person is enough to tie three platinum senior fighters, plus two platinum-level masters, it is difficult to lose.

Wu Zhu glanced over Zhuge Liang and Jiang Ming, especially staying on Jiang Ming for a while.

As a male human being, he felt very sour.

Why are you tall and handsome, and you are a platinum warrior at a young age?I was still a soldier in the army when I was this age!

A flame of jealousy burned in his heart, and Wu Zhi yelled angrily: "Little girl, don't think that you can turn the world upside down with two helpers. If you hit my brother, I will tell you to come and go!"

Agudo had a helper, he took Jiang Ming's arm, and without any fear of Wu Zhu's threat, he said forcefully: "Hey, shameless robber, my friend is very powerful, I will definitely beat all your shit out!"

"Just him?" Wu Zhu took a look at Jiang Ming, and said mockingly: "You said he was handsome, so I recognized him. Just such a brat, do you think he can be my opponent? Brat, take it off quickly." Trousers, let me see if your hair has grown all over your bottom?"

The robbers burst out laughing, and they all looked at Jiang Ming jokingly.

Looking directly at the mocking eyes of the robbers, Jiang Ming smiled.

Is Laozi's loinclothed green dragon something you short caterpillars can look up to?

Compare Zaun ventriloquism with me?Get ready for the storm, if you don't scold you bloody sprinklers, I am not a qualified keyboard man!

With a cold snort, he exhaled fragrantly:

"Laugh, what are you laughing at, is it fun to be an orphan?"

"Look at your wayward facial features, they look like the scene of the accident."

"The gods spread wisdom to the world, but you opened the umbrella, and you are reluctant to use your head. Are you planning to keep it as an inheritance?"

"It doesn't matter if your head is empty, but the key is not to get in the water. You shake your head to see if there is the sound of the sea."

"Go learn from Guan Yu and experience the feeling of Arima."

"..."

Wu signed: "You..."

Jiang Ming: "What are you, do you grow your head just to make yourself look taller?"

Wu signed: "I..."

Jiang Ming: "What about me, my father!"

A series of verbal bombardments made everyone dumbfounded.

Wu Zhi covered his chest, almost vomiting blood, and suffered tons of injuries before the beating started.

Zhuge Liang showed surprise on his face. He thought that his eloquence was second to none, but he didn't expect Jiang Ming to play with his lips even more. He clearly scolded Wu Sign bloody, but he couldn't find a single dirty word. Terrific.