The beginning of the king guards the Great Wall

She blinked and blinked her big eyes, her eyes were puzzled, she didn't mean to be mocking, she was just outspoken.

"..." Jiang Ming smiled awkwardly, thinking that this girl is really frank.

At this time, Yunying seemed to smell something, leaned over Jiang Ming and sniffled.

"You have the rouge smell of a woman from Leyifang, did you just come out of there?"

Are you a dog? Your nose is so good. . .Jiang Ming complained inwardly, and kept a smile on his face, "That's right, I'm going there to say goodbye to a friend."

"I have to spend the night at Le Yifang the day before the mission." Yunying glanced at him sideways, as if I knew it, "Sister Wan'er is right, you are really a terminally ill pervert."

What the hell did Shangguan Wan'er tell you? . .Jiang Ming's face was covered with black lines.

A satyr, still terminally ill, so Lao Tzu's image is so unbearable?

Also, is this girl unable to tell which words should only be said in her heart, and if she speaks out so confidently, has she never been beaten?

Thinking of this, Jiang Ming suddenly recalled a famous saying in his previous life: A good girl, but it's a pity that she has a long mouth.

. . .

The land of the Tang Dynasty is fertile and rich in products, but this is only limited to the Heluo area, that is, within two thousand miles of Chang'an as the center.

Beyond Heluo, the deserts in the north and the mountains in the south are not suitable for farming.

The two went south all the way, witnessing the towns along the way from prosperous to desolate, and the people from rich to rickety.

On the ancient mountain road, two horses came one after the other.

Yunying rode a tall and strong horse in front, and her delicate body followed the horse's back.

She had learned equestrianism in the army, and no matter how fierce the horse was, she was still tame. The two long white legs tightly clamped the horse's belly, and her buttocks were swaying.

"Jiang Ming, how long will it take for us to reach the border?" Yun Ying asked without turning her head.

She has the experience of killing enemies on the border in the past, but like many women, she doesn't know her way.

After waiting for a while, no one responded, Yunying turned around in doubt.

I saw Jiang Ming sitting cross-legged on the white horse behind him, resting his chin on one hand, staring straight ahead with his eyes motionless.

"Jiang Ming?"

Jiang Ming stood still and ignored it.

"what the hell?"

Yunying stretched out her hand and waved it in front of his eyes.

Still no response.

"Could it be dead, huh..."

Yunying pulled the reins hard, and the horse neighed and stopped.

She was about to jump off the horse to check, when she suddenly heard Jiang Ming's cry like waking up from a dream: "It's gone!"

"What's gone?" Yunying's eyes were confused.

Jiang Ming murmured: "The buttocks are gone!"

"Go to hell!!!"

Yunying's pretty face flushed red, and she shot him off the horse.

"Hey." Jiang Ming rolled on the ground and cried out in pain.

Why did you accidentally say what was in your heart? You must have been infected by the silly girl.

It's really not my fault. If you want to blame it, you can blame the boring road, and the only fun is to look at the buttocks.

With his eyes back in focus, Jiang Ming flipped the tip of the gun on his nose, and said with a smile: "Miss Yunying, don't be angry, there are at most three days before we can reach the border."

Yunying snorted and retracted the spear, watching Jiang Ming climb onto the horse with cold eyes.

She looked at Jiang Ming, and Jiang Ming also looked at her.

"Look!" Yunying stared angrily, "Go ahead!"

Jiang Ming looked surprised: "Huh? You want to see mine?"

The spears swept mercilessly.

slipped away. . .Jiang Ming slammed the horse's belly, and the white horse jumped tens of meters.

The two walked into a canyon, and on both sides were high mountains whose peaks could not be seen. The grass and trees were dense on the hillside, and the shaking caused by large beasts drilling through the grass could be faintly seen.

With no buttocks to look at, Jiang obviously lacked interest.

Along the way, he talked several times, trying to ease the relationship between the two, but Yunying ignored them.

The little girl got angry.

Suddenly, a huge boulder rolled down from the mountain and lay across Jiang Ming's way forward.

Followed by more than a dozen bandits outflanking from front and back.

"I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If I want to walk this road, what will happen next..."

The bandit headed by him was tall and thin, with small triangular eyes, carrying a gleaming machete in his hand, and began to recite slogans as soon as he came out.

"Third Brother, I'm staying to buy road money." The younger brother at the side reminded in a low voice.

"Yes, keep the road money, and quickly hand over all the valuables."

After Qian San'er finished filling in the slogan, he murmured: "Which idiot wrote this, it's so hard to remember."

Jiang Ming smiled.

With this IQ, he was still a bandit. In his previous life, he might even have to stay in kindergarten.

Oh no, this IQ can only be a bandit.

"Boy, are you laughing at me?"

Qian San'er stared, feeling insulted.

"Mr. Bandit, please don't get me wrong. I have been trained strictly, no matter how funny it is." Jiang Ming tried his best to suppress his laughter, "Unless I can't help it."