happy life of stars

"Help, there really are crocodiles." They called the rescuers, but they ignored them.

Qin Shudao: "It's not right, why are there crocodiles in the Xiangjiang River?"

"How do we know, isn't it a crocodile?" Yang Zi said, "What should we do now? Why is it chasing us?"

Qin Shu frightened them: "What if the boat runs out of electricity later?"

"Ah?" They thought of this possibility, and then looked at the crocodile behind them, their whole bodies tensed up, as if they had no choice but to wait for death.

"Are we going to die here?" Yang Zi asked weakly.

"Don't talk about us, I won't die. If you go, I will try to make the crocodile eat less. It doesn't look good without arms and legs."

"Fuck you! You are still joking at this time, think of a way!"

Zhang Zifeng still grabbed Qin Shu's clothes, and said, "Little Brother Qin, what should I do? Is there any way?" She hoped that Qin Shu could find a way.

"Let me think about it. . . . There it is!"

"What?" Several people looked at him in surprise.

"There are 5 people on board, and only one crocodile. If we throw one down, won't the others be saved?"

"What's the idea!" The other four rolled their eyes.

Zhang Zifeng said coquettishly helplessly: "Brother Qin, don't make trouble, okay, the crocodile may catch up later."

"I'm not joking." Qin Shu turned his head to look at Zhang Zifeng, and said with a smile, "Sister, should I throw you down?"

"Are you really going to throw me?" Zhang Zifeng stared at him blankly, as if he was about to cry.

"No, I was just joking." Qin Shu quickly stopped, and changed the subject: "There is a way, isn't it just a crocodile? I can beat it with one hand. Be good, don't be afraid."

"Really?" Zhang Zifeng chose to believe it.

"Of course it's true, I just let it run for a while longer." After a pause, Qin Shu looked at the crocodile's head and said, "Do you think this thing is playing us?"

"It's kind of like that." Peng Yuchang answered.

"Don't panic, a crocodile is only a crocodile and can't be smart!... I wanted to sneak it first, but now it seems that I don't need it."

After a pause, Qin Shu said: "Brother Xuan, drive slowly, I'll meet it."

"Ah?" Zhang Yixuan was dumbfounded, "Qin Shu, just bragging, don't take it seriously."

Yang Zi echoed, "Yes, are you stupid? It's a crocodile, what if it bites you!"

"Brother Qin, forget it, don't go, maybe it will leave in a while." Zhang Zifeng pulled his clothes and refused to let him go.

Peng Yuchang also disagreed. It's okay to talk about it, but you can't really go head-to-head.

Qin Shudao: "You believe me, do I dare to go if I am not [-]% sure? You don't know me well enough. With a single round of force, I can smash this boat with one punch. The crocodile is no more than mediocre, it's not me opponents, even in water."

He didn't lie about this, unless he encountered a Nile crocodile, the other small crocodiles were not false at all.

"real or fake!"

Several people felt that Qin Shu was so good at boasting that they were almost amused in the tense atmosphere.

"Really, I didn't lie to you."

"Forget it." Zhang Yixuan still didn't believe it.

Qin Shu caught a glimpse of the long bamboo pole on the boat and said, "How about this, let the crocodile get closer, and I'll stab it to death with the bamboo pole."

"Is it possible?" Zhang Yixuan felt that this method was a little more reliable, at least it would not be dangerous.

"Yes, you can slow down first, and then increase the speed when he catches up."

"Okay." Zhang Yixuan also wanted to think of a better way. They are calling every day should not work, and the ground is not working. The only way is to let Qin Shu try, maybe the crocodile will be beaten away.

The speed of the boat slowly slowed down. Qin Shu stood at the stern with a bamboo pole in one hand, and quietly controlled the handle with the other hand to let the crocodile boat approach.

When it entered the attack range, Qin Shu said: "It's coming!"

All eyes were on him, and he stabbed fiercely with a bamboo pole in his hand, and stabbed it precisely on the crocodile's head.

"Ah?" Several people were amazed. They saw that the bamboo pole pierced through the crocodile's skull and got in.

Qin Shu picked up the bamboo pole, and they were even more dumbfounded. On the bamboo pole, a crocodile head was strung on it. It had only a head, but no body. Looking carefully, the bottom of the crocodile's head was smooth, and there was a propeller spinning behind it.

Zhang Yixuan, Yang Zi, Zhang Zifeng, and Peng Yuchang stared blankly at it, feeling that their IQ had been insulted. They were frightened and fled for a long time, but it turned out to be a toy boat!

I thought I met a big crocodile, but I was chased by a toy boat!This... is extremely depressed in my heart, and I want to vent my breath.

Too 'humiliating' people!Thinking about it, I was annoyed again.

Qin Shu said loudly: "Who! Who is so vicious and used a toy boat to scare us! Didn't you see that Brother Xuan, Peng Zai, Sister Yang Zi and Zifeng were almost scared to death? Come out, I promise I won't beat you to death!"

Great righteousness!

Suddenly, something fell from Qin Shu's arms onto the boat.

Several people looked at a remote control handle.

The scene suddenly quieted down.

Zhang Yixuan, Yang Zi, Zhang Zifeng, and Peng Yuchang looked straight at the handle, then turned to look at the crocodile-head toy boat on the bamboo pole, and seemed to understand something.

Chapter 300 Qin Shu, Hello Chicken Thief

The air was freezing, and Qin Shu was laughing awkwardly, feeling like he was about to be hammered.

"Qin Shu, what is this?" Yang Zi picked up the remote controller and stared at him asking.

"The massage equipment, my back is a little sore, I often bring it on me for massage." Qin Shu pretended to be calm.

"Really?" Yang Zi said with a half-smile, "Why do I look like a remote controller?"

"No, you read it wrong, it's just a massage device." Qin Shu opened his eyes and said nonsense.

Zhang Yixuan, Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng smiled and said nothing.

Yang Zi answered, "Oh, maybe I made a mistake. Since it's not a remote controller, I'll return it to you."

"Okay, okay." When Qin Shu smiled and was about to catch it, Yang Zi suddenly pressed a button on the handle.

"Woooooo..."