Datang broom star

wrong!

Jia Pingan was thinking about what words to use to describe what happened to the original body

"In the past four years, strange things have often happened in Yangjiawu, some women's obscene clothes and trousers have been inexplicably lost!" The big man's tone became more and more severe.

That's the Underwear Thief!fuck me?

Jia Pingan wanted to complain.

"In the past four years, people in Yangjiawu have often walked and wrestled, and even two married women have been divorced!" The big man stretched out two fingers, furious!

But Jia Ping'an rolled his eyes, thinking that this matter really has nothing to do with the original body.

You blame me for walking and wrestling, even if the married woman is divorced, blame me for choking on meals in the future?

My brother is in charge of the world, and he can still control you when you eat and fart?

The big man took a few deep breaths, and said with a sad expression: "Three days ago, Jia Ping'an fell ill."

Uh!

Jia Pingan felt that the big man's expression was like that of a dead father, and he was very sad.

But the original body has no friendship with him, right?

Is it

Jia Ping'an moved his butt uneasily, but he didn't feel the tendency to become a sunflower, so he couldn't help but feel relieved.

"The news just came today. Three days ago, His Majesty passed away."

The big man knelt down and wept bitterly.

The villagers knelt down one after another, howled, and talked about His Majesty's achievements: what defeated the Turkic people, what made the princess marry Tubo, and a series of actions made everyone enjoy the prosperity.

Tang Taizong died?

No matter how calm Jia Pingan was, he couldn't be calm anymore.

He actually traveled to the last years of Zhenguan, so that he could not die, Li Shimin passed away as soon as the original body fell ill.

what is this?

That word became more and more clear in my mind.

"It's this broom star! He was the one who killed His Majesty!"

The big man yelled loudly, and the villagers stood up one after another, forcing them over with a murderous look.

Jia Ping'an panicked, and the word came out of his mind.

trouble marker!

The original body is a broom star!

A woman in her 40s shouted: "The last time my husband bumped into Jia Pingan on the road, and the next day he found a slut to hang out with, and I caught him on the bed, this broom star, and killed him!"

The big man shouted: "A certain Yang Zhongshun is the village official of Yangjiawu, let's make decisions for everyone and throw him down today!"

Ahead, on the edge of a large pit that had been dug, several big men were waiting for Jia Pingan to be thrown down with shovels, and then filled with soil to complete the procedure of burying the living.

Jia Pingan was not calm anymore, and shouted: "Is there any law?"

He remembered that the laws of the Tang Dynasty were very strict. If people were buried alive in private, no one would care about this matter?

An old man shouted: "Here, we are the law!"

The so-called imperial power does not go to the countryside, as long as everyone agrees to kill Jia Pingan, no one wants to know.

What the hell!

Jia Pingan shuddered and said, "Your Majesty's death is none of your business!"

Yang Zhongshun said coldly: "It's none of your business? Then when Emperor Gaozu died, you happened to be born. Is this also a coincidence?"

"Yes, it's just a coincidence!" Jia Ping'an felt that this matter could not be resolved.

"Coincidence?" Yang Zhongshun said angrily: "Your grandfather, your grandfather, your parents were all killed by you, and your husband died too. You are such a bastard, if you don't kill you, we will all be killed by you die!"

Boom!

There was a loud noise in the sky, it was a bolt from the blue!

Yang Zhongshun pointed to the sky and said angrily: "Look, even God can't see it, you should not exist in the world like a broom star!"

"Yes!" The villagers were passionate.

"Throw him down!" Yang Zhongshun shouted.

The four big men worked together and threw Jia Pingan into the pit.

Ouch!

Jia Ping'an's buttocks landed on the ground and almost broke into four pieces.

Just as he was about to stand up, he swung a shovel, and a wave of dirt hit him.

"Bah bah bah!"

Jia Pingan reached out to block it, but more and more dirt came down, and it didn't take long to reach his knees.

"Safe!" Cousin Yang Deli woke up and shouted, "I promised my aunt to take good care of you, I'm sorry for my aunt!"

Four years ago, the old Jia family was taken away by a disease except Jia Ping'an.Before leaving, Yang firmly held Jia Ping'an's hand, stared at Yang Deli, and made him swear that he must take good care of his cousin, otherwise he would die from sores all over his body.

So Yang Deli grieved as if he was about to be buried alive.

This is a big burial of a living person!

Jia Ping'an's mind was spinning rapidly, and a thought came to him, and he couldn't help laughing.

"Hahahaha cough cough cough!"

Just when he started laughing, dirt got into his mouth, choking him so much that he almost lost his breath.

The dirt has reached his waist, and if he slows down for a while, he will probably become the worst time traveler in history.

Being buried alive after time travel, who is so unlucky?