Datang broom star
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The scumbag students are still full of energy.
Look at Yang Yuan, holding a copybook and looking at it fascinatedly, and even stretched out his hand to imitate strokes in the void.
Look at the scumbag Teng, who was talking to Yuchi Xunyu about his great achievements last night, Li Zhi wouldn't recognize his wretched appearance even when he came!
"Class begins!"
Jia Pingan slapped the table with a ruler.
Everyone sat down solemnly.
Li Yuanying tossed his hair, "Thanks for your hard work, sir."
This scumbag is the first to throw the blame after committing a crime.
"Let's talk about astronomy today."
In the astronomy class, Jia Ping'an was unconstrained.
"...There is no Chang'e on the moon, no sweet-scented osmanthus tree..."
Yang Yan, a rebellious boy, raised his hand, "Sir, according to the ancestors, there is an osmanthus tree on the moon, and you can still see it when the weather is fine."
call out!
The chalk flew down and broke in two on Yang Yan's forehead.
"Someone taught you what to wait for? For plants to survive, there must be strict conditions."
Yang Yuan argued: "But who knows if osmanthus trees can live on the moon? Maybe it's the same as here."
The scumbags and the students were all watching.
Jia Pingan sneered, "But the moon is thousands of miles away from us, and you can still see the osmanthus tree thousands of miles away... Damn, how big is that? That's not an osmanthus tree, it's a tree demon!"
Bah!
Yang Yuan patted his forehead, "Yes! If you can see the sweet-scented osmanthus tree, how big is it?"
The scumbags exclaimed, "Sure enough, sir, you hit the nail on the head!"
A bunch of scum and idiots!Jia Pingan continued to give lectures.
"The sun is the god of the world. Without the sun, there would be no life. What is there on the sun? Why can it continue to glow and heat..."
This is today's homework.
"get out of class off!"
Jia Ping went out with the textbook under his arm, and sighed when he saw Hao Mi kneeling outside and taking notes.
Li Yuanying followed and asked, "Why are you sighing, sir?"
Jia Pingan pointed to Hao Mi and said: "Others are looking for opportunities to learn, and they are as hardworking as digging into the wall to steal the light, but you are waiting for the opportunity to not study hard."
Scum!
Li Yuanying was in awe, "I will lend him a few candles later."
Jia Pingan quickened his pace.
"Sir." Li Yuanying looked serious, "Sir, this king is in danger."
"What danger?" Jia Pingan felt that scumbags like Teng should be the ones that grandma doesn't love, uncle doesn't love, and no one cares about them.
Li Yuanying said seriously: "I recently discovered that... I was followed by someone."
Jia Pingan glanced at him, "You must be coveted, not bad."
Li Yuanying touched his face, only then did he realize the meaning of Jia Ping'an's words.
"This king is not masculine."
Jia Pingan had a lot of things to do, so he waved his hand and left.
When Li Yuanying returned home, Cai Ka came up to meet him, and said in a low voice, "Your Highness, those who went shopping today have been tricked."
"What did you say?" Li Yuanying asked as he walked.
Cai Ka followed beside him, "Ask your highness what he likes, just ask about things like eating, drinking and having fun, especially if your highness likes...playing with women."
Gan!
Li Yuanying looked up at the sky, "Who wants to mess with this king?"
He felt the crisis.
He just sat in the study like this, and he was not in the mood to read the new textbooks that he had been so excited about in the past.
He takes out a piece of paper...
——Half a month ago, someone asked him if he wanted to play with men!
Once you agree, your reputation will stink on the street.
——Eleventh ago, someone invited him to the brothel. During the meeting, he was told to be dissatisfied with the imperial family.
This is digging!
——Eight days ago, someone gave away the singer.
This is sending spies!
——Five days ago, someone followed him.
——Yesterday, someone spied outside the mansion.
——Today, the servants procured by the government were clichéd.
This step by step forced him out of breath.
"who is it?"
Jia Pingan taught the method of elimination, and Li Yuanying eliminated them one by one...
"The emperor... can't, if the emperor wants to mess with me, all I need is my notoriety in Shiyi, and there is no need to add anything to it."
He bit his pen and thought.
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