Marquis Wu sent Zhuge Dali to visit the old heavenly master

Chen Meijia: (??_??????)...

Forgive her for her lack of humor, but I really didn't hear what was so funny from Hu Yifei's words.

"Hehehe, Teacher Zeng really has a sense of humor... Does anyone else have a story?"

"Here, here! I have a story!" Zeng Xiaoxian raised his hand not to be outdone by his wife.

"Say it!"

"Didn't Yifei and I open a supermarket and need renovations? At that time, my TV station was busy with work. After finishing the blueprints, I asked Yifei to find a decoration team to break out the walls first.

As a result, she was greedy for cheap, and hired two small workers from Fudong who could not speak Mandarin.

Do you know where Fudong is?The dialect over there is very complicated. People who speak ten miles and one dialect are all modest. In some places, the village head and the village end use different dialects. As long as the traffickers carry the child out of the ten miles, no one can understand the child's call for help!

It was the two masters from there. Yifei talked to them like chicken and duck. They built dead walls where the windows should be cut out, and smashed the places where the walls should be built into doors and windows.

In short, three days later, I went to check and accept after get off work, but I only saw Yifei sitting in the shop that was half smashed into briquettes and sulking.

I asked her what was going on, and she complained that I was too busy with work to ignore her, and said that she had nothing to do with those two decorators, and she couldn't even fire each other because of the language barrier..."

Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian ignored the murderous threatening eyes of the female devil on the opposite side, suddenly pulled a smug signature smile, raised his eyebrows and asked: "Meijia, guess how I made those two look like one another?" Fei's helpless little worker left?"

"Um... gesturing?"

"wrong!"

"You also learned the Fudong dialect?"

"How is it possible~"

Chen Meijia showed curiosity: "Then how did you do it?"

"Hey~ Meijia, no wonder you have a good relationship with Yifei. She thought the same as you at the time, and almost wanted to ask Xiao Hei and the others to help build a dialect translator!

But you don't even think about it, the compulsory education penetration rate in our country has already reached 2019% in [-]. Although I can't speak to them, they are also literate!

So then I brought a notebook and a pen, and within a week I took the two masters to renovate all the walls.

Hahahahahaha~!With such a simple method, probably only Yifei can’t think of—”

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian who was whimpering and being pinned down by the female devil, Chen Meijia thought in her heart that she would die, and then turned her head to look at the others.

Zhao Haitang: "I have a story here too! A few days ago, Curry Sauce wanted to order a takeaway, but after a short operation, it became a registered rider.

On a whim, she ran to deliver a meal to someone, but on the way, she committed a gluttonous crime and ate the meal ordered by the person. In the end, the person who ordered the meal called to question it. "

Curry Sauce: "Okay, you Zhao Haitang! If you are unkind, then don't blame me for being unrighteous!

Sister Meijia and Zhao Haitang went to the haunted house to test their guts last month in order not to clean the bet with Xiang Shang. In order to increase the difficulty, they each brought a bowl of noodles in. It was stipulated that they must finish eating the noodles carefully before leaving the haunted house. Responsible for cleaning the dormitory for one month.

As the saying goes, "In ancient times, Takumi Fujiwara sent tofu without dripping water, but now there are two scrap iron men eating noodles while running into a haunted house"!

At that time, I followed them as a referee, and I thought I could see them drifting freely in the haunted house, but who knew that Zhao Haitang was so frightened that he broke the bowl in half as soon as he entered the haunted house...~"

Zhao Haitang was furious: "Don't talk nonsense! That time it was purely because the quality of the bowl was too bad, and Xiang Shang wasn't much better. He was so frightened that he hid in a corner and cried!"

Xiang Shang: "You still have the nerve to say that? That time you clearly agreed on a fair match, you bastard actually added insanely spicy food to my bowl of noodles!

It's strange not to shed tears with such spicy noodles!

And then it was that coward who was so frightened that he buckled the bowl on the head of the staff and paid for their medical expenses? "

Zhao Haitang gritted his teeth: "My boy, you forced me to do this! Come on, Sister Meijia, this is the "Big Star Xiang Shang's Photo Album" that I bought from Zhang... Bah! , every one of them is a beautiful photo of him with a bruised nose and swollen face after being beaten~ Come and take a look, it's very interesting!"

Xiang Shang saw that he even had this kind of thing, and instantly exploded: "I'm going to fight you for the surname Zhao! Tell me! Where did you get this photo? Who has the original copy? Who else bought it? ?”

The star who was so angry didn't notice that when he asked "who else bought it", the eyes of most of the girls in the apartment were a little erratic... After all, it is natural to be interested in celebrity gossip, and the price It’s only 30 yuan so cheap, so it’s not a loss to buy it and have a look~

Zhao Haitang and Xiang Shang were fighting over there, when Chen Meijia, who was watching the play with great interest, suddenly wailed again: "Ouch—husband, hurry up! Think of a way to distract me!"

Seeing that she was in pain again, Lu Ziqiao turned around anxiously, but Zhuge Dali seemed to suddenly remember something when Zhao Haitang mentioned "the photo album of being beaten", and took out the mobile phone from his arms and handed it over.

"Sister Meijia, I have a series of videos here, which Meng Lang secretly filmed for fun. It may be useful for distraction."

"Thank you, Dali." Lu Ziqiao thanked and took the phone, leaned in front of Chen Meijia and pressed the play button——

[The screen lights up, and Meng's elegant and easy-going handsome face appears on the screen, and Zhang Chulan's unaware back is not far behind him.

"Hi, my name is Meng Zhalang. I love to play Lanyue. I introduce the new version of the boat that Sili has never pulled. It takes three minutes to experience it. Lizao will fuck me. Love is like a game."

After reading the weird opening remark, Meng Lang, who was holding a mobile phone to take a selfie in the screen, pinched a shadow avatar with one hand. With a "bang", the white smoke dissipated, and another identical Meng Lang groped towards the back of his lover... ...]

after an hour--

When Zhang Chulan tremblingly held up her bloody red hands for the nth time in the picture, and shouted the classic "Call me an ambulance" hoarsely, Chen Meijia, who was laughing out loud, suddenly changed her complexion and tensed up. Then there was only a "wow", and the loud cry of the baby resounded through the waiting room!

The cheaters in the room were all ecstatic when they heard the sound. Some of them went to call the doctor, and some hugged each other to celebrate.

Only Lu Zhanbo smiled innocently, and patted his niece and son-in-law on the shoulder carelessly: "Chu Lan! You are amazing! Next time your aunt is pregnant, I will invite you to give her a normal delivery~"

Zhang Chulan: "ap;￥..."

ps: Dazhang update

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6Chapter 16 Heavenly Master, I can have a meeting now

After an hour of positive and negative, it will return to normal.

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"? It's true, Qiao Zilian can't let it go, I can't let go of holding Tiantian, my daughters and grandchildren are happy like a good man, my wife and you, listen to me saying Jiamei yesterday, the waves are small right"

: The way to explore continues, and the heart is in the middle of the two plans, and the heart is in the middle of the mountain. Some are weak and some are difficult to go to the affairs of the family.

".Teaching and accepting later generations..."

"~Ah, it's so cheap to sell, don't be a little kid! You can't find a daughter-in-law anywhere, okay? This daughter-in-law's family, I have a lot of eyes to see ": Langmeng patted on the shoulder, and Ma Zhongda smiled happily

"!--Hahaha"

"~ It doesn't matter if it's me... So, Qiao Zi, the elder brother of the eighth girl, is very close. I know that you are a fan of Ge Zhu's family background, so I know what happened, uh"

"? My daughter, Cheng Jie, Qiao Zihe, misses you, and said that my father, Lu, listened to me before, ah, Meng Xiao": Dao asked, Xiao Meng sat down next to Langmeng, and changed his position to Yi Zeng and Xixi The thief Ma Zhongda, at this time