Marquis Wu sent Zhuge Dali to visit the old heavenly master

"I think... Yifei is justifiable for beating him, don't you think so, Wang Ye?"

Lao Wang stretched listlessly: "Sister Meijia is right~"

"Mika, you don't understand..."

Just when Zeng Xiaoxian was about to argue for a few words, Zhuge Dali at the counter beckoned to them.

"Everyone's meals are ready, please come and pick them up!"

"Come on, come on!" Hearing this, the older girl immediately got up and ran over with a groan.

In the past two days, she has been abiding by the gentleman's agreement. Except for going to the bathroom, she even wears kitchen gloves when she sleeps. Not only is she tangled with her mobile phone during the day, but she can't even relieve the loneliness of staying alone at night. She just points to this sweet to relieve her stress every day.

Taking the tray containing Bantang waffles and low-sugar lemonade, Chen Meijia asked casually, "Dali, didn't you say that Meng Lang and Nuo Lan would be back today? When will he arrive?"

"Ask him~" The little girl smiled without saying a word, and turned to look at Feng Baobao.

Gua Po Niang understood, and took out the mobile phone under the counter: "Look, Meng Lang has arrived!"

Chen Meijia leaned over to take a look, and was so frightened that the tray was almost unsteady. She couldn't help but exclaimed: "I'm going! What is he doing?! Performance art?"

Others were also attracted by Chen Meijia's startled breath, except for Wang Ye who was crawling on the table with a wild animality (why, koalas and sloths are not beasts?), who was too lazy to open their eyes, and even reported to the group to keep warm. My brother-in-law and brother-in-law let go of their worries and ran over.

next second...

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Leaning against Lu Zhanbo, Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head in disbelief and sighed: "This...could it be the legendary secret technique of live broadcasting in East Asia that has been lost - iron pot stew self?"

On the screen of the mobile phone, there is an extremely huge iron pot standing in the middle, and under the iron pot is burning charcoal and firewood. The water in the pot is [-]% full by now, and it is gurgling and boiling.

If the picture ends here, except for the proportion of the iron pot, which is a bit scary, the others are more or less within a reasonable range... But by coincidence, the iron pot at this time guessed that it was boiling In addition to the boiling water, there is a humanoid object sitting in it...

That's right, the person who is performing the stunt of stewing himself in an iron pot on the washbasin live broadcast at this time is the very respected and beloved Boss Meng-look, how happy he is smiling in the screen~

"How can it be so exaggerated!"

Seeing the expressions on everyone's faces as if she had seen a ghost, the little girl shook her head quite speechlessly. In order to prevent them from treating her man as crazy, she explained seriously:

"Meng Lang went to Ugly Country, and according to regulations, he had to be quarantined at the airport hotel for 14 days.

But you also know that there are many things that cannot be separated from him, so you approved him to do special things, and you can exempt from isolation by disinfecting yourself in boiling water for an hour. "

"..." x4

Zhuge Dali's explanation left everyone speechless, and everyone opened their mouths wide with a Spartan expression of "this is okay for meow".

Even Wang, who was lying on his stomach and pretending to be dead, secretly turned on the washbasin to live broadcast. When he saw that Boss Meng had plunged his head into the boiling water, Comrade Xiao Wang was completely stunned: "Mr. Ass - eyes opened!"

"That's right!" Lu Zhanbo nodded in admiration as well, "Taking a bath in boiling water of [-] degrees is usually used in books to shed pig hair..."

Hearing what they said became more and more outrageous, the little girl was a little unhappy, she reached out to snatch Feng Baobao's phone and returned it, giving everyone an angry look.

"It's almost done! The reason why Meng Lang wants to broadcast this live on Washbasin is firstly to show his strength in an approachable way, and secondly to set a law-abiding example in the hearts of the majority of strangers.

You can imagine that he, the leader of the Haoqi League, has to suffer so much for the isolation order. After hearing about it, would other aliens dare to look lawless again? "

"The proprietress is right!" Wang also nodded in agreement, turned off the phone screen and continued to lie on the table and pretend to be dead.

Others also admired Boss Meng's good intentions, but they, who have always been heartless, immediately returned to their daily state full of humor after experiencing the initial novelty.

Zeng Xiaoxian took the special Yunnan Baiyao Cordyceps juice he ordered from the counter, and Lu Zhanbo also took his chocolate milk. The two continued to sit shoulder to shoulder and returned to their seats to comfort each other in a low voice, while Chen Meijia remained silent. He raised his eyebrows at the little girl with undiminished interest.

"Dali, so Meng Lang can come back after taking a hot bath?"

"It should be like this...Sister Meijia, do you need to find him?"

"Hey hey~ It's actually not a big deal~"

Saying that, the older girl became a little embarrassed for the first time: "Dali, you also know that I haven't touched small animals since I was pregnant. Last time, I played with the Pixiu, which I got from Xiao Hei two days ago. broken……"

Zhuge vigorously tilted his head in doubt: "So, what do you want to do?"

"That's right. I heard from Zi Qiao that Meng Lang's uncle is a master at raising pets, isn't that right?"

"It's okay to insist on saying that, but Uncle Fengnian's main job is an animal trainer."

"Oh, it sounds about the same anyway~"

Chen Meijia's eyes were full of anticipation: "Dali, when Meng Lang comes back, can you ask him for me to ask his uncle to help me get a pet that pregnant women can raise? I have liked small animals since I was a child, and several of them Yue didn't hear them talking, I was almost suffocated!"

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PS: Second update

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Chapter 519 The World's No. [-] Lightness Kung Fu

At sunset, Meng Lang, who had stewed himself thoroughly, rushed back to the love apartment, but saw this scene at the door of the excavator on the top floor——

The original good-looking corridor is now comparable to a zoo. Not only are there Shepherds, Shih Tzu, Pekingese, Tibetan Mastiff, Siamese, Persian, Garfield, British Shorthair... and so on, all kinds of cats and dogs, but also Lots of pikas and many more species that Meng can't name.

Surprisingly, instead of making a fuss and boiling in the corridor, these animals all behaved quite docilely, lying there motionless with their eyes slightly closed, as if they were quietly listening to something.

What's going on with this shit?

Just as a question mark popped up in his mind, Zhuge Dali and Feng Baobao, who had noticed Meng Lang's return, came over excitedly.

"Welcome home, dinner is ready~"

"Yeah! I'm doing it with Guameier, I don't have to steal half a pot of Maoxuewang!"

Meng Lang: (￣┏＿┓￣)...

"Okay, let's go back to the room to talk about the half-pot of bloody blood. Before that, who can explain to me what's going on? Sister Meijia and my Uncle Fengnian are holding such a big fish tank over there What are you doing?"

The little girl shrugged slightly when she heard the words, obviously she did not expect things to develop into what they are now.

"It's like this. Sister Meijia came to me when I was working in a dessert shop during the day, and said that she wanted to ask my uncle to help me find a pet that pregnant women can raise, so after get off work, I took her to my uncle's place to ask... ..."

Meng was stunned when he heard that.

"So... you mean that uncle just performed the animal taming technique in front of sister Meijia, and she learned it at a glance?"

The little girl nodded sternly: "Although it is outrageous, it is indeed true. Uncle said that sister Meijia's talent in animal trainers far surpasses him, and he has already agreed to take sister Meijia as his apprentice."

Meng Lang held his forehead speechlessly.